Nov 28 2007Paris Hilton is trying to give me a heart attack

first damn it

Of course Paris will breed and Jennifer Aniston won't. the world is so unfair.

Still accin' like a 'ho, eh!

Still accin' like a 'ho, eh!

iam a loser now...........lol..... cuz i was first......teehehe

Whos the gaylord with her?

I'll donate some sperm.

Right down her throat.

You don't need a Neuter Van, Fish, you just need a sharp knife. Ask Lowlands to go with you as an Assistant - he's quietly efficient. Almost eerily so.

I thought she was sterile after all the high speed jets of semen from numerous anonymous men had pulverized her ovaries to mash. Maybe it was just wishful thinking.

Little does the guy in the first two pics realize, but he is going to have the same facial expression as Britney in the last post as soon as he goes to take a piss tomorrow morning.

#6

A Swedish dude Alexander von Zweigbergk Väggö

Soon to be known as Alexander my Veinerburn Vaggo

I hate this stupid bitch

Alexander von Zweigbergk Väggö is gonna get herpes

http://games.cnews.ru/mim/Krot/RTCW.iso

FUCK

good lord. paris hilton's DNA combined with whoever would actually mate with her? *shudder*

Thats just what she needs. A new Pet baby. awww aint it cute how it fits in her purse? and how its huggies are worn on the outside of its P.J.'s? Wow! this is waaaay better than a kinkajou! Now someone feed it, bathe it, and teach it. Mommy will be back about 3am, stinking like a two month old sex towel soaked in vomit..toodles!

I expect she'd show the same care and devotion to a baby that she shows to the hand sized dogs she keeps buying, carrying around for a week or two, then discarding.

Have we learned nothing from Britney? That women who are famous only for being marginally attractive should not be allowed to breed? Let's get the Dept. of Homeland Security on this, stat. In other words, faster than they responded to Katrina.

Actually, scratch that. Just send in the Navy SEALs and the Army Rangers. Operation Vagina Block is now in motion. God help us all.

You can say anything about her but she's hot!

Bitch is so disgusting. That guy is insane for even getting close to that walking STD.

ole wonk eye she is not caple to have kids ask miss trainwreck

"Paris Hilton is trying to give me a heart attack"

better than the herpes she's trying to give everyone else

Maybe she can throw her hat into the ring for the custody of Britt's kiddies. If not, maybe a Mom's group will form between Nic, Britt and Paris. Sounds like fun!!!!

Hehe the door she walked through is, according to the sign, a "manual automatic door".

Look! Butterflies!

Also a flashlight and a spatula. Lowlands to man the spatula. Combustion8 to hold the flashlight if you want to avoid having her ovaries bite you. She has five. And they lunge fast because they've been stabbed at before.

I'd be honored to mate with her to pass my genes - and her money - on to my offspring. If she's interested, I'm a very intelligent and successful man over in Pasadena, and I can be reached at sierramadruh@gmail.com. Her looks plus my brains will create a super baby that will rule the universe.

wasnt Nicole adopted when she was like 4? How did Paris know her at 2?

great pics of paris out on a date with a chick in her nighty !

Paris Hilton can break my heart any day!!

That's her new boyfriend? She was said to have a personal account on Meetrich.com club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.

so Paris again shows she is as stupid as she looks, why can't she see that Shitney when from a breeder to a feeder after 2 kids, and now is a fat greasy drug fucked clown. What fucking reason to have a baby, "my friend has one". What an unqualified sense of responsibility. No partner, no brains, no underwear. Piss Off Paris.

There we have our little disseas-girl!!
You're seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it's quite allright but you simply can't think and act mature and seriously. You really don't know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
That is the main reason you can't take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!

#27, how intelligent can you really be if you are willing to 'mate' with this whore?

You are really beautiful.

Is he your BF?

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service sugarmommymeet.com it is a site for rich women to date sexy men.. spoil and support them...

Do I see a semi-mongrel in thumbnail #2? No, the guy on the right?

BEEF

12:53, apple. If by boyfriend do you mean did he take her home and catch her herpes, then yes, he is her boyfriend

a stupid fulgy biatch

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2311720

Kiss KISS KISS Blondeefy My Moments!*#$%

I can't believe she needs to join an online dating...that's to far out.

she is sexy It is reported he has a profile on a dating site http://herpesmates.com, not sure what type of relationship he is seeking.

At least she has good taste. He is not fat / small / hairy / cut / tatooed. Actually he is very classy and super good looking !!!
Why are there so few god-looking men in the movie industry, by the way ?
Oh I think I know: as soon as a good looking guy is shown, all males are screaming "gaylord !" "he's gay" "he squirts semen every time he farts" and other delicate stuff like that. I didn't know men were that jealous ! They like to say that women are jealous at each other's looks but experience proves they are much worse ! :-))

#27 - what if the baby turns out to have your looks and her brains? Shit like that happens.