Nov 13 2007Paris Hilton is pregnant(-looking)

What in the hell is she wearing?

wow. I wonder how much clothes cost in the Matrix..

(thanks Grandma's Boy)..

Dear god no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There, see what Dawn did there? She was the first to post in this thread and actually said something relevant to the topic.

Nicely done Dawn. As long as you don't proclaim "first" somewhere else in here, you're a role model for the rest.

It's the dress. Thanks to the fashion powers that be, most of the dresses and tops now make everyone look pregnant, because the material billows out right under the boobs. Plus the shiny fabric highlights every bulge and bump. So, so flattering. Yeah, for the past year, fashion is the answer for every woman who dreams of being asked, "So, when are you due?"

Anyone who believes that, I got a really nice bridge to sell ya...I can see it from my window.

i freaking love her hair here

2 veggi - NIIIIICE reference......

Funny effing movie.

Yes, "first" doesn't appear anywhere in this thread...except in #4.

Now, I think Hilton looks terrible now, but twenty years from now, Paris will be the ugliest skag ever to be known the world-over for being a complete nobody. Look at those legs. Horrendous. She's almost (looks, everyone knows she is)like a clown. All those weird shapes. Is she trying to turn dick off? Maybe.

@4 I have been guilty of spewing "First!!" a time or two but my pimp bitch slapped that shit right out of me. I am a behaving bitch now.

Damn veggi, how did you know I was lurking?! How's the hangover today? Are you still getting that discharge?

9- fuck off... I like mr. p11gt and his war against first.

and thanks bug.... I was gonna go with the "my name is paris, I am a robot, I have a robot vagina" but I thought my troll would go on and on that I said vagina. Now, see, I've said it twice now. vagina vagina vagina!!!!!

Paris does not even remotely look pregnant. Her dress is fuller than most dresses that she wears and that's really all that's going on in these photos. Slow news day?

12 - a little bit, but the itching and burning are much better. Not too bad on the hangover today.

Wow, a non-idiot posted first!

PS: Who's the hot brunette?

she might get pregnant some day...if her eggs are in her ass or mouth.

I love the discarded salad container at her feet in pic #11. It must be the modern way to hurl a head of rotten lettuce at someone who sucks.

what did she get kocked up by some korean gook?

Who the fuck wears a beannie with a suit and tie?
But is says GAP so it's styling? Or is that in reference to who he works for?

Pic 8 - The dark haired stinkhole.....looks like she just got done blowing the black guy.......forgot to spit......doesn't want to swallow.......now isn't sure what to do.

Who the f*ck cares? I hate that skanky ass-tard. I wish she would go the hell away already, and get some talent. No going to happen, but a guy can dream right. She is a worthless Dog-shit Taco.

there's no way. she's already slept with all the men on the planet and none of them would make that mistake twice.

I have the exclusive rights to her conception video. Be warned, it looks a lot like a Bukakke film, because it is..but once she squeegees off, you can clearly tell its her. In the Bone-us footage, she and Nicole share a snowball and dish about the simple life. See you at the AVA's!

#12 Screw you!!!

Actually I don't really give a crap anymore.

So #4 when someone posts First in the first post, you waste pixels on your inane drivel and when they don't you still waste pixels.
Isn't there any way to get you to fuck off and not waste people's time and computers' pixels.

27 BITCHES

Sorry for being a cunt.

I agree that she looks pregnant, but she looks far more stupid than pregnant, if we're going to talk about looks.

Has anybody else noticed how Paris always wears her hair over her left eye now? And how her eye seems to be slowly closing shut?

NOT!

#28, you should be!

Don't do that again, Superfish, Do you hate us that much? DO you have any idea what happened when I read that headline? I ran to hug my children and all of us started to pray... it was not pretty.

If she's not preggers now, she will be soon. The Anti-Christ is due any day now.

Isn't she supposed to be remaining celibate for like a year or so??? Is that over already. What's the address of thebasement?

Nope impossible
she's a Tranny

It's me...I am the father. We did it twice and she was still on the phone. Anyway, I knew in my soul that we had made a baby.

I sure hope she isn't pregnant. She looks drunk, cracked out or just more stupid than normal in these pics.

Look Mommy, a bird!! Can we feed it?

Why is her Mind-the-Gap handler holding a CD and a rolled up dollar bill? Looks suspicious to me.

Please, for the love of all that is sacred in this world, ABORTION!!!!!!!

Slow news day hon... I fel ya ;)

Slow news day hon... I feel ya ;)

Or she ate a meal and forgot to throw it up before going out? But really why would she eat a meal?

She looks pretty miserable in these pics, so she must be pregnant. And that hot brunette with her, isn't that Jared Leto?

Dogg says, son, Id rather you keep banging that nigg*# than hook up with Paris.

Since Paris got out of jail, she has been sporting a tummy that keeps getting bigger and bigger. It may be that she has stopped doing the things that make her heart race to lose weight, like coke and speed and cigs. She may need to start exercising to keep her great figure, off drugs.

Or she's pregnant. By the Greek in Hawaii? She'd be about four months and starting to show. In S. Korea, standing next to Nicki, Paris had a HUGE stomach.

Someone keep that bird away from my bait, I'm trying to fish here...

I'm still waiting for the post about Paris' new cause: helping drunken elephants in India. The comments about that should be spectacular!

did anybody notice that her shoes are coming apart. maybe the heiress is broke!!

A lot of beer will stomach out like that as well...so I'm told.
I'm willing to go with the scoop though.

That's not a pregnant belly, it's a chalupa baby...just ask Britney!!!

WONKY

So very WONKY

Good eye #40.

funny funny comments. Fish leaves the best comments of any gossip site.

"But then it won't actually be making love".....

SHIT that's funny

Her dress sense is going down hill. What is that hat all about?

Oh please, that bitch is sterile.

http://www.imvu.com/catalog/web_landing.php?p=power&userId=19055877

thats gross if she is....

hey is that donatela versaces daughter?

Paris wants to get pregnant. But everyone knows she has herpes, so who's gonna be dumb enough to fuck her without a condom? Or fuck her at all for that matter? She'll have to get a sperm donor like the dykes do. And a cesarean, or else the baby will be born with chlamydia in its eyes and herpes on its lips should it go through the birth canal.

Paris wants to get pregnant. But everyone knows she has herpes, so who's gonna be dumb enough to fuck her without a condom? Or fuck her at all for that matter? She'll have to get a sperm donor like the dykes do. And a cesarean, or else the baby will be born with chlamydia in its eyes and herpes on its lips should it go through the birth canal.

She has far too many STD's to reproduce. It's just a bad dress. Please don't scare me like that again!

She has far too many STD's to reproduce. It's just a bad dress. Please don't scare me like that again!

She looks fake all the time. this costume, not dress, only adds on to that fake appearance. Paris, do you still have your profile on the celebrity and millioniare dating site (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger)? My bro said he saw you there few days ago again. You should have put it down

NO!! she's pregnant. everyone would look pregnant in that outfit! and with the over fretting body guard.

She is cute. Some of my friends told me she has left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistonly.com. many celebs posed nude, rencetly such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistonly.com . Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.

OMG is that the father?

chinese people like her a lot,she makes th americans lose face

she needs a nose job... hardcore.

and possibly an abortion.
i bet dubya would approve that one

Who's the schwartzer in the odd wool cap who's "assisting" her ass?

I thought Haloween was over.

She's carrying the anti-Christ. The end is here!!!

Her friend of the moment is 20 times hotter.

fuck she looks like a transvestite.

seriously, if i didn't know she was born a girl and someone said she was a transvestite i would believe them.

Relax, everyone - it's just the pineapple from her guest appearance on south park. Sometimes, it gets stuck in her uterus and she just leaves it there.

she is cool in this dress, i like her hat very much. but i think she is not happy. why? once i saw she is on a dating site called sugarcupid.com, she seems find people there. i do not know whether she find a people. after looking her this expression, i can konw that she did not find one.

i think that paris hilton needs to go on with her life because if she ever gets pregnant i think that the world is gonna come to an end

I think the ugly whores mother should have held the things head under her car wheel and backed over it just after it fell out of her,,, Kathy U stupid slag why didnt you do the world a favour

omg!! NO!! another clone!! World is gonna go into disaster all over again when he/she grows up!!!! )':!!!

poor kid.. having a whore as a mother, and being called "whore's child "by ppl like me HAHAHAA!!

hate paris.. what a slutty skanky whore!! can she not keep her clothes on at night??
*rolls eyes..

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ys - November 13, 2007 11:29 PM

chinese people like her a lot,she makes th americans lose face

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HAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yer im chinese
i guess i shud love her as for she makes everyone else glad that they weren't as shit as her HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAA
LOLL narr.. but i hate her, cos
hate is a special love for ppl who sucks LOL
seriously.. she mentally and physically sucks!!
how disguting man.. those guys wid her.. ewwwww it's like they were sharing each other around.. after 1 c*ck in, another c*ck in the next day

*PPPUUKKKEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i don't understand how she's popular.. is she famous or notorious??

paris hilton and benji madden even said that paris hilton is pregnant and i have no clue y all you people and talking about some 1 you doent even no and saying yes she is pregnant and no shes not pregnant y do you even care its noy your baby talk about outherr stuff thats not about some 1 you dont even no and y do you want to talk about some who is not even a good person she may be some tims but STOP wasting your time

paris hilton and benji madden even said that paris hilton is pregnant and i have no clue y all you people and talking about some 1 you doent even no and saying yes she is pregnant and no shes not pregnant y do you even care its noy your baby talk about outherr stuff thats not about some 1 you dont even no and y do you want to talk about some who is not even a good person she may be some tims but STOP wasting your time

I think if she was pregnant i think shes done this so that she can get some attention since she hasnt gotten one lately.....

ooohhhmmmgggg liiiaaarr