Nov 23 2007Paris Hilton goes to China

It's a fuckin' idiot.

Sadly, you just KNOW young Asian girls/women want to fashion themselves after it.

Not only is that a stupid thing to say, that's not even Paris' OWN stupid comment - one of the girls on America's Next Top Model said that in the episode on Wednesday.

Brilliant.

I'm suprised Paris knows how to eat with chopsticks. I thought she would have poked an eye out with those dangerous things by now.

Paris was overheard saying - these pencils don't have any leads in them.

China doesn't deserve this.
And Shanghai is NOT the future. Children are. Teach them well and let them lead the way...

I love her posative message that she always says. That is a prefect exmple of why you pople put down celibrities down should just shut up and stop being the negetive all of time and again.

Pople like paris and brit are just trying to bring more love into this world and I for one am a fan of them. The city of asia is lucky to have her.

lets try to treat celebs the way they should be, respeckful.

Look at that fat chick behind her LOL

She pays with dollars?

...for take-out.

Anexio??? Borat, you are such a kidder, I know that's you.

Anexio, I told you to read post #7 on Britney's page. Fuck! People don't listen.

#7 - Hey Anorexio, please regale us with all the positive things that Paris is doing (aside from teaching idiots like you to stay out of school and spell like a second-grader). Please, tell us....

What am I doing? This shoe-horn probably doesn't know half the words I'm writing.

Oh, Anexioo, I wish you were here, I'd punch you so hard!

@7 You are a complete douchebag. I'm thinking you spelled all that shit wrong to get attention but then you said you love Paris and Brit so I realized that maybe you really are just retarded as fuck. Oh yeah, little kids are off school today............

#7- Paris Hilton says any stupid thing she gets in her tiny brain, whether it makes sense or not. If what #2 says is correct, she doesn't even have enough sense to steal an interesting comment; instead, she'll parrot whatever she thinks makes her sound intelligent, although nothing on earth will trick people into thinking she has more than a room temperature i.q.

Also- your spelling actually hurt my eyes. Seriously, I think I need a Tylenol after that. By the way, Asia is a CONTINENT.

Also @7, "the city of asia"
LMFAO!

She doesn't know she's eating panda in Frame #6.

oh my God lisen to you people! You are all crazy and wrong. what is it you dont get you just never get it. paris and brit are have many talents they were both in movies and they both are signers in there own right and have notthig to apologise for. Its no wonder that paris when to asia to be with pople that love her without being the discrepect. look how pretty she is now and we dont get to see here here anymore because the paps chace her all the time down the street.

And Im not a kid either, i work at spellmans and have for a long time. god you people just get everything wrong and then you have the gal to hurt me like you hurt them. if you just comparred yourself with her you would see how sad you are and good she is. we all have a long way to go before we can get to her level that is for sure.

and you have gal to evens axes me to go back to skool becuase paparoni chace me downs street all the TIMES!

Jew peoples are jest SEW WRONG!?!

Luvs, Anexio.

#7...and 18...

He sounds a lttle mentally retarded. Horrendous spelling and grammar aside, his reasoning makes no sense.

I'm not trying to be cruel here; I honestly think the guy believes what he's saying. By coming here and posting it, he's asking to be attacked, but I'm not sure that it's very fair to attack him.

@6 - Holy shit, you are quoting Whitney Houston lyrics!!! Awesome, I totally got that reference.

Show them all the beauty they possess inside...

Can she stay there ... FOREVER?
Please Santa that' all I want for Christmas and for her to get led poisoning in China from eating toys because someone tells her they have no calories and that she's fat.

Then the dark years will finally be ove,r no more Paris.

All want for Christmas is for Paris Hilton to go away forever
Falalalalalalalala she's a whore
she's a big stinky whore
who sucks more than al gore
I wish she'd be destroyed by a big monsoon
she has puss filled with warts all over her poon
and 10000 std's
she aint the beez neez
she has the IQ of a potato
and can't spell the word tomato
so please dear Mr. Santa
make her go far away from Altanta
Yes all I want for christmas is for Paris Hilton to ga awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
falalalalala she's a stupid diseased pea stained skanky filthy worthless stench filled brainless dirty fucking slut WHOOOOOOOOOORE

Man I am a beter song writer than Justin Timberdicklicker.

Oh and I made all those spelling mistakes on purpose.

18 - now I know it's a joke. Spellmans? You can't even spell, man! Hahahah. You blithering idiot. Paps don't chace, they CHASE.

Holy Jesus Christ in a hopped up GTO, I'm going to pee my pants. You're a goddamned Cro-mag, you know that?!

paris using chopsticks?????????OMG.

Hey, #18 This is the SUPERFICIAL, not Perez Hilton you dumb wipe! Get off the channel and run into a brick wall. Wahhhhhh, did I make you cry? GOOD!

20 - All is fair in the superfish.

But in all sincerity, I think his tongue may be two times the size of his mouth and he has just one extra teeny weeny chromosome. See I spelled it keerect.

#27 --

"All is fair in the superfish."

Understood. Like I said, he did come here to post.

I just wanted to make sure folks knew the...um, calibur of opponent that they're beating on. He's either not very bright, or he's someone looking to get attention. Heck, why discriminate? He could be both.

This is another fiendishly clever American plot against the godless Communists. By the time, Paris leaves, Shanghai, the economic capital of China will be hopelessly fighting a new epidemic of super-STD's that will be dropping their men by the millions. Poor NBC. By the time the Summer Olympics arrive, they'll be broadcasting from a land that looks emptier than Manhattan in Will Smith's "I Am Legend".

I love being an American. If we can't get you with the napalm or smart bombs or the US Army, we'll destroy you with the world's finest purveyors of biological warfare -- the young whores of Hollywood with their receptacles of death (aka their vaginas).

With the humongous sunglasses and the scarf/headband thing, she looks just like Nicole. Please, God, don't let her follow in the pregnancy footsteps too!

Do you guys remember Jon Benet Ramsey?

I'm starting to think that she wasn't killed, but that her parents sold her to the Hilton family.

Good grief: China sends us every product under the sun and we ship them Paris?! Jesus H. - talk about your trade deficit...

In a perfect world, Fish would be there in China to introduce Paris with a monologue (like this one, lol) before she addressed the paps. Yep, that would actually make Paris' life worthwhile.

She is so gorgeous. Many men like her.. It's said she recently joined a celebrity and millionaire dating site named searchingmillionaire.com. Many men winked at her there.

7, 18, and all the people who support Paris Hilton.

That is fine that you support her, to each his own, but do please know that she is not this amazing human being who gives/helps people. Maybe she is a caring individual, but from her actions it seems all unlikly. She has a reputation for just wanting attention, so I would imagine that this too would be a ploy for attention for herself. I also like to hear what talents she has beside being a sex symbol.

And 18. Its sad that you are so superficial to think that looks amounts to anything and that there is such a thing as "better" people. Alas, It is the superficial site. Paris Hilton is no better than us and vice versa.

#34 is inbred.

We can only hope that SARS gets to Paris before she gets back to the US

Chinese policeman: "Ms Hiwton, you must put your panti back on and stop humping the panda"
Paris: "No , i dont want to "
Chinese Policeman: Pwease
Paris:"ummm.......No".....I'm Hot
Chinese Policeman: "Ms. Hiwton Pwease"
Paris: "Nnnnnnnn....no"
Chinese Policeman: "Ms. Hiwton, I insist."
Paris: " Ok...ummm .......uhhh..no!"
Chinese Policeman: Ms. Hiwton you fuckin bitch, put yo fuckin panties on or I shoot you dead, you fuckin spoiled capitalist bitch
Paris: ummm. ..........nnnnnnnno

Sudenly the sound of gunfire!!!

One can only wish.

beautiful woman... someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site sugarmommymeet. you know it is a adu*t site for rich women to seek sexy guys.. what a slur!

#39

crawl into a hole and die, you trollish piece of shit

You're seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it's quite allright but you simply can't think and act mature and seriously. You really don't know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
That is the main reason you can't take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!

GOD BlessYOU!!!
YOUsaid it All #41gerard Vandenberg
I was Puking watching Letterman
I detest 'it'

f*ck paris & britny dress the same
trailer park or 7thgraders

Someone needs to push her off a cliff. Seriously, are we even TRYING to get taken seriously anymore? Maybe the government is sending her over to make China think all Americans are this stupid so they'll pity us and leave america alone.

so cute!!!! i love paris hilton!!! muaks.

obviously none of you have actually been to Shanghai--- it totally looks straight out of the book 1984-- It looks like the freakin' future!!
Not very dumb unless you're you and expected that China just looks like fish markets and the great wall.

@21, you get respect. Whitney-Houston-Recognition-Respect.

and no 46, I've never been to Shanghai. But if you'd like to take me, I'll go.
China has bikes. Lots of bikes.

Hope she stays there ...

Paris' wonky eye probably makes it impossible for her to see how fucking idiotic she looks wearing those "insect" glasses.

See, now that's the kind of respect that just can't be bought in stores...

But will she be able to stop them from shipping lead infested toys to us. That is the real question.

They, the Chinese, are trying to ruin us from within. They deserve to have Paris stay there for all the dogs and cats they killed off with their tainted pet food.

While she is at it, I hope Paris asks them to stop buying up all the concrete in the US to build all those new high-rises over there. Have you checked out the price of concrete and steel recently, it is so high because of these greedy Chinese buying up all our resources.

China gives us poison dog food and toys. We give them Paris. Fair trade.

#52. Lol. But, actually there are not enough cans of pet food and toys in the world to poison that would make an equally horrifying comparison to Paris The Whore Hilton(that's the full name on her birth certificate).

I mean I see what your saying but that's a little offensive to poison, all the poison in the world still isn't half as bad as the damage Paris can and does do to this world.

She is like all the diseases, all the evil, all the filth, all the poison, all the cruelty, all the corruption, all the massive misery, all the vileness, all the destruction in the world multiplied by infinity wrapped into one horrifying nightmare of a human being.

No, no that's still not it.

FAIL.

No words can ever quantify this piss stained, slut bagged, whore faced, fucking horrible, aweful, vile, sick, disgusting, skank cow.

P.S. In the main pic the girl behind Paris is trying to hold her breath so as to not catch Paris' airborn STD'S. And does anyone else think Paris looks like a lama?

If she could, she'd buy a real Panda and bring it back to the U.S. =/

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She is one fukng ugly retard, I really really reeeeeally don't get why anyone wants to pay any attention to her, unless you are in need of money or getting herpes. I mean I bet she even has those paparazzi guys on a daily salary...

She looks so hot in those chinese clothes

Your anger continues to amuse me and it's been like, an entire fucking year. What gives man? There's not even anything to be mad about. No one even got laid here.

I think that's the real tragedy, don't you?

Good. I'm glad we can all agree.

Paris Hilton
Adolf Hitler

They are very simmilar people.

Hi guy I don't allow you to attavt the beautful girl as she is my favourite. I dream of marrying her per day. I am crazy about her. fortunately, I meet a sexy girl looking like her on the site called sugarmommymeet.com. it is a service for rich women seeking handsome and charming men. I have engaged to her. I lead a happy life.

Did anyone else think they saw Paris about to light up a giant silver one-hitter in the first pic? Or was it just me?

sexy

Her nude video was just found on a nudist dating site called http://www.naturistspace.org, is she a nudist? anyway, she is real hot in the video

Nice sunglasses! Can you please broke them?

Paris Keep on rockin Have fun at the New Years Vegas Partee Lou R

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Paris Hilton may have been born with a silver spoon, but she doesn't come across pretty at all. I hope the expressions on her face aren't natural. She needs to grow up and stop thinking her #%@# doesn't stink.

Paris Hilton may have been born with a silver spoon, but she doesn't come across pretty at all. I hope the expressions on her face aren't natural. She needs to grow up and stop thinking her #%@# doesn't stink.

Paris Hilton may have been born with a silver spoon, but she doesn't come across pretty at all. I hope the expressions on her face aren't natural. She needs to grow up and stop thinking her #%@# doesn't stink.

Paris Hilton may have been born with a silver spoon, but she doesn't come across pretty at all. I hope the expressions on her face aren't natural. She needs to grow up and stop thinking her #%@# doesn't stink.