Nov 14 2007Paris Hilton does some pole dancing (sexiness not included)

Very hot

for a skank

I think you just offended skanks everywhere Big

This is NOT in a club. It's in a subway. That is why all the odd looks...

And she still looks pregnanty, doesn't she? o_o

#3
Thats really funny. I laughed out loud.

BLECH!

How sexy is Brandon Davis in picture #6?

lol. i hate it when she dances; its hard to watch.

I'm seriously starting to worry that this bitch might be pregnant. Do the mother and child still die do to complications? It's our only hope. I'm not ready to die yet.

Didn't I read somewhere that this skankoid was trying to improve her image?

Wow, her self-centeredness is astounding. There is a certain (albeit small) amount of talent involved in pole-dancing, and some of it is actual dance, which, sadly, this bit of white fluff cannot do.

NEXT!

come on ya'll! She's just trying to help the drunk elephants..

Eeew. What a retarded moron. I just find her to be so asexual, its not even funny.

..but the herpes is definitely included.

She looks so sexy! Paris is easily the hottest girl alive!!!

WTF is she wearing?

Andy, are you surrounded by dead hookers?

No. But I'm not blinded by bitterness over my tiny life.

but clearly blind....

Somewhere in the back of the club is a busboy holding a short straw waiting to clean that stripper pole with chlorox.

No. My eyes are open and I can see perfectly well. I think it's because I don't spend all day every day on the internet spewing hate at successful people.

This site has really been sucking ass lately.
Where's all the celebrity dirt and nipple slips, the Britney nasty cunt getting shoved in our faces.
Maybe I'm just too jaded, but Wonky Hilton grinding on a stripper pole and Uncle Jessie sleeping on a plane? That just sucks ass.

What's wrong with sucking ass? Don't insult my lifestyle.

#3, still laughing, great comment.

PS...Isn't Geoff the contraction for "Jerk Off"?

Jimbo (or troll-Jimbo, whatever),

There's nothing wrong with your lifestyle, I just don't want to see it on this site.
I want to see something more, I don't know
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superficial than ass-sucking.

I'd take her panties and put them on.

oh who am i kidding? I don't give a flying fig about andy. Just disagree.

I see "wendy" logged in with her kneepads on.

The strippers won't even use windex to clean that pole. They will just have it removed from the club. They'll probably try to sell it on E-bay but I don't think you can sell anthrax on the internet.............

Paris is naturally beautiful. Except for ruining that eye, she hasn't had any plastic surgery, even though most girls in the spotlight who are her size would get implants. I admire her for that. Really, there's no cause for all the harsh criticism.

my diseased pussy is throbbing with gumball sized acne. Paris is my hero.

signed,

andy's dextrous labia

I think a part of me wants to make a lamp shade out of her vagina skin.

laughing out loud at #30

wonky eye explained:

forceful ejaculatory shot from the wrong guy

the only reason she hasn't had implants is because she thinks they use actual plants

ha! successful people and paris in one sentence. brilliant! or completely misguided. poor thing. Andy, I'm more successful in pimple popping than paris is at anything.

she still looks preggers!

It looks like she thinks "pole dancing" means that the pole is her dance partner, and so she's letting him lead.

Andy, she's not successful. She was born into a rich family. There's a difference.

I'm glad to see some balance (Andy & Cynthia), finally! You guys are such bullies, always ganging up and looking for help in your battles. Paris has been misjudged and mistreated her whole life, and yet she's fabulously successful - ON HER OWN (Forbes has her at 6.5 million a year in her own earnings). And she's fabulous looking. I know what you'll say - she's ugly and you'd never want to make make money the way she does. As if you have a choice.

all those people and no one even threw a drink at her? jesus christ, new yorkers are a bunch of pussies!

The next person that touches that pole is going to get herpes.

okay...one min she's rumored pregnant..the other min she's pole dancing in the club.she is really hungrying for attention.

Andy, Cindy and Mindy - Coincidence, maybe not. Go play some tetherball and make sure it hits y'all on the face.

Get off the channel.

Glad to see that her jail time helped her become the person she really wants to be. Giving back and all that....

always by your side paris. no matter u r pregnant or no, in jail or no, making ur own sex video or no, has herpes or no! i'll still love u very much!

42 - as a New Yorker my first insinct was to tell you off, but, sadly, you're right.

Guaranteed most of those people in the club are not natives.

ha! gotmilk! goodun!

someone told her that the penguins are getting drunk at the north pole.. she's just trying to help..

I'm so glad to see Saint Paris has changed her wickedness after her time in jail. The old Paris Hilton would go to clubs late at night, dressed in something shitty, with a drunken look on her face and dance about a stripper pole.... uhhh, never mind.

Eh, she's about as sexy as Degeneres doing a pole dance. In other words, not at all.

#45 stfu. "the channel" is for whoever Fish wants in here. you're just an anonymous POS like the rest of us.

And I see her baby daddy is still hanging out in the background.

If you listen carefully, you can hear that pole screaming...

Wow, ugly people living paycheck to paycheck hate Paris. She must be devastated.

I'm really enjoying all her philanthropic work. She's really making the world a better place by rubbing her syphilis up against that pole.

Pic 4 - She is so stupid that she tried to put that dildo in her mouth and missed........and where is her handler's Gap hat?

I'm not juding Paris. I'm just saying:

1) In a few of these shots, it looks like she is trying to check out her reflection in the pole.

2) I like to think she's doing a karaoke version of her own "hit" single in pic 4.

55, don't assume we all look like you.

48, either way, someone should have at least done something regardless of where they are from. idiots were probably "star" struck. i'm disgusted.

#60 - It's her twot stink......It has everyone in the immediate area dazed and confused....look at the guy in pic 6.....cold sweat and completely numb.

Oh and #55 you are a complete fucktard.

#59 - clearly I assumed the opposite. Gee, it was hard to think of a comeback. Try again, and see if you can struggle your way out of the fifth grade playground.

She is such an inspiration to little skanks everywhere. She's also proof undeniable that money cannot buy class. Nice reflection on the Hilton name.

Not sure by looking at the pictures...which one is the pole and which one is Paris Hitlon?!?

http://www.mycelebfix.com

didn't you know that that's what PHILANTHROPISTS do?? they pole dance for charity. duh.

I"m sorry. It's just that I saw Paris once and waved and she didn't even notice me. Which is weird cause I'm 250 pounds and have a mustache. I've tried waxing it off, but it takes my dry flaky skin with it....... I hate my life. I wish I was a dog.... I mean a real dog. I'm not pretty to look at, but at least a dog doesn't get kicked as much as I do. Now I'm crying. Fuck. Paris. I know you would like me if you just got to know me. We could be friends. Please?

Hmmm, paris actin' like a hoochy, what a shock!

@22 no, you spend all day on the Internet "chatting up babes" - go find your brother Napoleon.

@31 Paris had a nose job and cheek implants and wears colored contact lenses and bleaches her hair. The only thing natural about her is the Herpes. She never was a beauty and never will be.

@41 her parents are the Hilton Hotel chain - how is that NOT a platform from which to launch oneself? If she'd been born in a trailer, she'd still be in a trailer park.

lmao @ #66, that was really wonderful. But don't let mom see you swearing.

It cracks me up to see all the people racing to blot out even one contrary opinion. Relax, folks. Try not to let the insecurity be so obvious.

She was probably there to teach all of the hungry orphans how to read...

@70 How? Read Braille? From the bumps on her chest? That's only two words: Ugly Cunt.

i think we've all seen enough of her pole dancing already

...captured on low-quality night-cam's on DVD

Ker - POW !!

we love you all Reno, live free or die

Careful there, 71, or you'll get accused of being jealous and inferior!

52 "susan" is it?

Eat my ass, but before you do, make sure you take your PC BS and shove it in your own anus.

Any more takers.....?

nice one #59. Kudos!

her kids will get wonk eye from there mom

Paris to her tits: Gimme, gimme MORE.

73: Thanks for the warning! I wouldn't know how to respond to a comeback like that! *turns pages of "how to" book furiously*

#74 - "PC BS"??? It's capitalism. Fish pays for this blog. He owns and controls it. You're visiting for free. He says who stays and who leaves, you don't. Doesn't get any less "PC" than that. But I see you have a general penchant for getting things backwards. I did love the line "Any more takers.....?" - as if you've just kicked some serious ass, baby! You're like the guy who pulls a gun and threatens people, and then when he pulls the trigger a flag comes out that says "bang." Run along, little boy.

#31 claims that Paris hasn't had any plastic surgery. Has #31 perhaps seen pictures of Paris as a teenager? Hmmmmmm?

So Paris is doing stand-up now, huh? I bet she kills. So funny! It'd be rad-as shit if the club removed the pole after Paris left. Herpes, anal discharges, cunt-rot. The pole can take all that shit on a daily basis. It can not, however, withstand the burn of Paris's deeply sloppy vagina. Ugh..

I see she was with that greasy skank, too.
She's gross.

Sell it on eBay as the first scratch and sniff stripper pole.

At least she had the common sense to put on an aquamarine apron before rubbing up against that pole.

She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire and celebrity dating club (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”

Good God, get her infected gash as far away from that pole as possible. Otherwise the next real strippers on that pole will be infected. There'll be a pandemic of infected poontang.

That's one stoned, strange, slut.

With a goofy friggin' face while she's fucking the microphone in pic 9

#68 Feckless, Paris hasn't had a nose job or cheek implants. Certainly not a nose job. But she could use one. She should try Ashley Simpson's surgeon.

she shoulda got out the big tits bra before she did the pole.....

Oppps! Looks like someone has been drinkin' again!!!

Oppps! Looks like someone has been snortin' coke in the little girls room again!!!

Oppps! Looks like someone has lost her tiny puny pea brain again!!!

lol ant moving a dump truck!! haha

gorgeous girl. how hot she is and her dance is enthusiastic and sexy. why i saw her profile on a dating line called sugarcupid.com. is she lonely and want to find someone there?

I can smell The Fish...and I'm not talking about this website

they mustve install a pole in there for her,,,cause there was none the last time i was in there,,,which was last week,,,and who cares...that doesnt benefit anyone specially guys,,,well except people who are impress with celebutards...

go live in tokyo You
UGLY
TARD!

FATtness setting In
hahaha
who the f#ck would wear that BLUE POTATO SAC?

I'm so glad she's finally grown up.

Obviously this club doesn't have a No Huge Skanky Bird policy in effect.

Is she preggers or not? She keeps wearing this shit that makes her look like she is & that is no easy thing for a boney assed chick like her. Maybe that's why she's playing more with her boobs. Those are the 1st thing to start changing and since she's not wearing that bra that makes her look like Pam, I can't see why she'd even pay attention to those things!

#89, I think Paris should use Kanye's mom's surgeon.

SHe is such a loser. SHe can't dance and she has no boobs....Paris, go away!!! ur getting worse by the day

Pathetic:

1 : having a capacity to move one to either compassionate or contemptuous pity
2 : marked by sorrow or melancholy : sad
3 : pitifully inferior or inadequate
4 : absurd, laughable
5: Pretending to sing your lame, non-hit "single" while swinging on a pole surrounded by people who are laughing at you.

79 # I repeat, any more takers. Suckaaaa! How about a Black Eye, Susan (bwahahahaha!) Get it!????!!

BREASTS..???

Those are mosquito bites on her chest.

My 18 month old nephew has more breasts than that skank.

"I'm so glad to see Saint Paris has changed her wickedness after her time in jail."

St. Paris... haha, that's great. =D

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