Nov 20 2007Owen Wilson and Le Call go to Hawaii

Not to sound like crazy Miss America lady, but I like Owen...... and he apparently is, uh, doing better....... half naked girls will always cure that suicidal tick.... or a bottle of vodka..

Happy to see Owen back on his feet again. A little poontang like that will fix you right up.

uhm. she's not a supermodel. gisele is a supermodel, because people other than superficial and US weekly readers know who she is.

Sweet Jesus!!!!! i have to go the bathroom and uh.... Whack till my arm falls off.

I am happy to see he is healing nicely. Her tail is healing a broken bone as we speak.

How do we know Owen is in Hawaii with these two chicks?

Maybe tapping that piece of ass will help him lose his vodka gut.

the one on the left in the first pic looks like heather mills

If he sucks it in any harder, his titties will blow.

hope she doesn't get his nose all bent out of shape.
AHAHA see what i did there? see?...... I'll get my coat

I think I can actually hear the collective *click click click * of every single male's keyboard .

Um...why does it look like there is a giant penis in the corner of the last three pics?? Creepy!

Oh yeah. And where did we see this recently single and rich woman? Perhaps it was on BikinisAndMoney.com. I'm not sure.

#12 Jebus Mary & Joseph! Where do you look at penises? MorbidGenitalAccidents.com? I thought they shut that site down.

why isnt he crazy glued to he her ass? whats wrong with him?

I wanna fucking go to hawaii! fuckers..

Veggi - I am going to Hawaii..

I would lick the sand off both those girls asses

what's she got peeking out her ass in pick 14?

#14 no , it's still up and running..

Looks like a panty liner. Why would you were one of those to the beach??

Are they even together? Are these pictures from the same day? Is that even the same girl in all of them? Did he bring a spare? I'm confused...

Own Wilson needs to concider why he left Kate. He always make the mistaqkes that have conciqences and dosnt care who he hurts in doing so. He is fat to and I dout that he will be happy until he realises that he left a good woman.

Its not fair for him to treat Kate like this and he rubs it in her face all of the time and agin.

@12,
Yes, that's my penis in the pic, i couldn't help but rub one out while looking at her ass.

Pic #6 and #7... I would totally do my Little Dutch Boy impression.

I don't know who those girls in those pictures are but I DO know they are not Le Call. I personally know her and I can tell you that's not her. Plus, just do a search............not her.

That would help me forget my problems, too.

23: an example of how our kids are becoming illiterate because of texting..

Perfect! She's the larger breasted version of Kate Hudson. Nice upgrade.

Way to go Owen!!

Huh. I don't care..

I'd be happy to help Owen satisfy these young ladies if his anti-depression meds make his weenie limp.

Thanks

This model looks not so super.

I'd poke her with my giant freedom fry.

I love it when she begs for a Rear Admiral!

I, for one, am surprised that Jimbo knows what a panty liner is.

Whenever I feel like committing suicide, I look at picture #8.

36- I for one HATE your face..

Uh, I know Le and the one in the blue bikini in all of the pictures is not her. I can't quite make out her face but I'm pretty sure the one in the flower bikini is.

Pasty= Owen

down side is that she had two helpings of 3-bean salad

Eh, nothing special about her... cant say that anything really distinguishes herself from any other model out there... given Owen's track record, that doesnt surprise me... bland girls are his thing...

38- shaddap. Why do I get such a retarded troll? That wasn't funny and didn't make any sense at all.

Attractive enough, for a cheese-eating surrender monkey. Guaranteed she smells bad.

43. mmmm, my troll just called themselves retarded. How fitting..

You guys want to see something hilarious. Check out Madonnas little girl. Her eyebrows are a fucking riot............

Click the link.......

45- shaddap. Trolls are ruining this place. It's not worth the hassle - I'm leaving now.

Thank GOD the troll is leaving.

Hey veggi, is it manhatton time yet? I don't really know what a Manhatton is. What is it? And who is buying??..

A Manhatton is an alcoholic drink for retarded people. People with functioning brains drink Manhattans.

Really nice to see Owen getting back to life and moving on, in a positive way. Enjoying all the "Fruits" of the earth.. Felt bad for him lately, so it's cool to see him getting back out there.

FRIST!!! I want a chambord kamikaze!!..

@46 horrifying - thanks!

As it turns out, Jimbo was right. Somebody got a pic of her bikini bottom when she took it off.

I'm having a martoni

@50 - that's really great... really. here have a wet wipe for your bleeding cooch.

That crooked nosed whiney f**k should have had a little more luck. Then maybe we could have a whole slew of "Hanging Owen" jokes. His life is SO rough... rich famous... porkin' super models... oh i really support him, too. long enough to kick that chair out from under him anyway...

"Le Call" ? That's a NAME ? And nobody laughs ?

God bless Owen
Depression sucks giant moose dick

"Call" in French means "guckkgobbler"

Owen doesn't have depression. He has "My Nose is a Penis and my Penis is a Vagina" syndrome.

I really like what I see. She's gorgeous and I think Owen is a lucky man http://www.spymac.com/details?2295013

Is there anybody else named "Le" ? An article as the first name, how ugly.
El Call. The Call. Das Call. A Call.

@60 F*** THAT!!! FRIST is 3x as hot as this broad, and yeah Owen is lucky. Lucky to be such a cock-face and still be popular and rich!

It's nice to see that supermodels are ordinary chicks in some ways. I've done the same thing as her plenty of times - you're out in public, the high fiber breakfast has somehow gone directly from a solid to a gas, and finally it's time to leave. Arrange it so that your friend walks away first, then pretend to pick up something off the ground while ripping a series of environmental-catastrophe farts. I'm surprised there's not a rip in her bikini bottom and birds dropping out of the air...

#49, veggi troll, that actually was pretty funny... I knew I was spelling that wrong, but really didn't care..

#62 aw, shucks..

She DOES look like she has gas, in the top picture. Actually they both do. But it's pretty hard to distinguish that from the normal French expression.

@frist - shucks nuthin' - it's true. and lol @ your number 63.

#63, are you having fun???

Is there a new post yet???

Is this DAY OVER YET?????..

Where do I get a Martoni? I have never had one of those before..

Not MY number 63..

FRIST, if you're really bored, you could always share a little more of your erotica writing (hint, hint)...

I'll get you a martoni, and I'll have a manhatton..

We'll get veggi a kamikaze because she likes to spell correctly..

Ted, you would have to ask my troll..

Oh, God, please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask please don't ask ..

nice body, but she sorta looks like steffi graf in the 1st photo, which definitely is NOT a good thing.

I wonder if she's wearing a panty liner because she's bleeding out?

Nice, but who's the (infinitely preferable) babe sitting next to her?

Meh. She's looks like that girl on gossip girl mixed with Gisele manface and heather mills, in fact all three ladies have a moderate to severe case of manface. I really don't like the whole big nosed look so in my books she's not spank worthy. But she has boobs, sort of, compared to Kate Hudson she's stacked and she a model which makes all non-models insecure (even if they are actually hotter, it's just an intimidating label).

So based on all that I'd say it's still a good old fuck you to Kate Hudson who I 've always thought was a loser. She once said blonds turn heads much more than brunettes when you see a bunch of girls the blond will always catch your eye first. No MORON the blond catches YOUR eye first because it's the mirror reaction, you spot the one who is simmilar to you nimrod, so since brunettes are a majority that completely inaccurate for the whole population. Also I 'd like her to walk down a red carpet with Angelina Jolie or Catherine Zeta Jones back when they were her age and just see who turns the most heads. Thankdfully I don't have to develop some jkind of time machine to know how that would turn out.

Anyskank, Owen is bette roff without that hippy relationship hopping freak. But as far as models go there's a LOT better than this one. So this is a bitter sweetvictory for Owen.

Le Call? What kind of fucking stupid name is that - "THE CALL" is her surname GIRL?

Oh a model no one has heard of? How is she a supermodel? she's a model not a fucking supermodel for chrissakes. Why is every bitch who is a model "super" these fucking days? Get real!

Agree with Vince Charming and Monkey, that is definitely NOT Le Call in the blue bikini.

@72 oh yeah, I'm asking.

@72 oh yeah, I'm asking.

Le Call...blech, what a stupid name. She is squinting and looks like a typical frog snotty bitch.

I'm tired of seeing this pale, miserable man splashing around in the waves, looking like Casper the Penis-Nosed Self-Deluding Sellout Waiting for Leo DiCaprio's Leftovers Ghost.

You'd think the photographers could have managed at least ONE shot of the model with Owen. Can't tell they were even there together from this selection.

85th!

Fish, why did you move this up to the top???

Why is this now on top? I would not do that to Kim Lardassian. I heard she likes it on top and I haven't seen an ass like that since I was in the paddock at Churchill Downs before the Kentucky Oaks.

I notices she has a personal ad at (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). Is she still looking or it is just a joke from her fans? Her photos look every hot and popular on that site. who knows the truth?

She is pretty and hot! I love her very much. Just a few days ago, I saw her ablum at a celeb and millionaire singles club called millionairecupid.com. She has added many hot and great pics there which makes her top 10 at that club.

Why is this on top and not the Dennis Quaid story? That one could have simmered all night...baby in marinara sauce...mmmm....juicy....delicious.

I'm going to crazy as they are

Nice try at the karate kid stance in pic 12, Owen. After you detox a bit more you should have the balance to get the knee and arms up there a bit more. Bet if you called him on it, he'd be all, "Ahm just tryin to whawsh the shAAHNd out of myeeh crAAHHck."

2nd and 3rd to last picture... is that a panty-liner sticking out the back of her swimsuit bottom?

Vaggi and First are lossers. All they can do is to argue between themselfes and cause confuzion and hatered.

i guess Im mad but on the the other hand Im feel sorrry for them. Who cares about the negative aspects of what they say, they only feed off the nevative enerjy that they themselfs generete.

cant you just be happy that own is datting a nice girl. She seems very nice and willing to be fotografhed wif a fat hollwood has been. If I were her I would take the tolly, (americans say bus), to the nearest bus stop and ask,where is own now, what was his last hit.

His girlfiend whatshername, is to blame.

Awww, how cute, anexio has a retarded troll too..

Hey blinky where's the japan beer and crap? This bottle of wine is not working at all!!!!!

911 was an inside job and stuff...

I know your name is binky, blinky is just cuter

Le Call is a sometime NY model and sometime professional date. Google her. What she lacks in fame she makes up for in ham-handed jokes about her name.

How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby... if it is true!

How sexy I am. Did you know you can meet me on IWILLKILLYOUINYOURSLEEP.COM???

I only charge a dollar a hit

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/11/1120_owen_wilson_le_call_bikini_15.jpg and the one after...is she wearing a pad at the beach?

What the fuck kind of name is "Le Call"? Isn't that what a French person uses Le Telephone for?

'Le Call' was born LeAnn Call but cut out the middle bit when starting to model - guess she wanted to stand out ! Neither of these two girls is her though ....but the one in the flowered bikini is Luke's long standing girlfriend Andrea...

That isn't Le Call. And why are there no pictures of the two of them together? This chick might just be a friend of Luke's girlfriend and not associated with Owen in any way.

#23, Uhh, Kate's the one who left Owen, and she's dated like 90 guys since then.

The fact that anyone is dating this fucked up super-dweeb is all the proof you need that women are, at their core, whores.

That is not Le Call in those pictures. I know her from modeling, and that is definitely NOT HER