Nov 12 2007Natalie Portman is pretty in pink, but not really

blech

she looks pretty hot. kind of like the highlighter i just drew all over my face with.

2- haha!

I think she looks pretty cute, but I'm suddenly missing my jelly shoes and where the fuck is my aqua net???..

lala

A Jewess should always be prepared hot pink (medium-rare).

She must be feeling fat because of the type of dress she is wearing. Usually she likes to show off her anorexia disease by wearing tight clothes.

actually, you all missed on this one. she looks cute; fresh--- sixties "I Dream of Jennie Florida Retro". fashion, so overbearingly shitty to begin with, desperately needs a sense of humor. because the dress fits and everything else is streamlined, it works.

now, please post more shitious Pauly Shore pics. i would love to see him in a sex vid.

Anorexia is NOT HOT. I'm just glad her hair grew back. What's with the red lips??

She was at her hottest in "Leon: The Professional"
That's right I said it!

Being anorexic (which she's not) is much better than being cowtastic.

seriously, whats with the fucking bodybuilder size leg muscles that are practically falling over her knees? id still fuck her in case youre wondering.

#9 - I agree! And if you're really good at sweet-talking them, they don't tell.

man whoever writes the captions for this stuff should really get his candy back from the world so he can quit sounding like a butthurt little bitch

Big head on a little body...I'd rather do Britney...

This movie sponsored by Target much?

Should have worn jorts instead. Obvi.

I agree...the shift is more 60's then 80's. I never have anything bad to say about Natalie, but I must comment that her teeth are looking a bit yellow here. It must be the shade of lipstick she chose.

Looks good enough to pork to me.

12- If you don't mind, go fuck yourself.... that's all for now..

Yikes!

How in the HELL does the fish dude know about banana clips? Kind of a girl thing.

Let's not forget about the stirrup pants though. Oh, and who cares? No one in Hollywood knows hot the fuck to dress anymore..

This is making me hostile. I should really get a drink..

dustin hoffman is a drunk. i love it

dustin hoffman is a drunk. i love it

Hey veggi, your troll sucks, I don't even get what he/she is talking about, do you?

why does she always look like a jew? it's so annoying.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZBCKowg7IRQ

Check out this video blog, this chick is fucking funny.

I know FRIST. crackheads.....

anyway, stirrup pants! ha! Those were the days.

she looks like walking vomit

#21- he knows about banana clips because of that one dane cook joke. but then, you see, he bashed him earlier today in the kate hudson post. thats how all this shit works out. on the eighth day, god created hypocrisy.

Oh ha-ha dustin is prettier than her..

it would be better with clear gloss, not the pale stuff, not red.

is dustin related to jen aniston?

Author: "Err....hey? Anybody know of a guys name we can use that rhymes with Emporium?"

Retard in corner: "Magorium?"

It's a shight title for a film but she's still lovely and I still want to protect her. In bed.

Fat Ass

i like her

Well, whatever, if anyone EVEN tries to force Moon Boots or lace gloves with the fingers cut off on me, I am totally bringing back colonial..

What the hell? I cant post under my regular user name because it says I have posted too many comments. I havent posted in 3 days. Help me Frist!!

-Dawn

celebs can win on this site. This chick is smoking hot......super smart (harvard grad I think), can act her as off, takes risky roles and is sweet as they come.

The unique combination of innocene and sexyness.......I am in love.

If that pink shirt thing ALSO harnesses "Hypercolor" technology, then Natalie Portman tops my Best Dressed list...

Since when is this bitch Oriental? They love dem pink dresses............

Yup she is sweet.

Dawn, just close your browser and open it again, should be fine.

I think she looks beautiful - as always. Her dress is also not some 80's fashion statement - it's trendy and yet not over the top. She looks gorgeous. Quite frankly, the guy who runs this site is a hetero male, what the hell does he know about fashion?

That shirt would've looked totally awesome with my parachute pants.

She's sexy and very smart. You won't catch her marrying some piece of shit like K-fag. Just a classy gal with her head on tight!!

She is looking more bird-like every day. Soon she will be able to fly.

Don't care. I think she's still hot. And, she has a brain. The rarest of combinations for the Hollywood starlet type.

Dustin Hoffman.. That fucking pervert. Trying to taste Natalie like that. You know that Natalie's young enough to be his great-great-great grand-daughter, don't ya'? I imagine that Portman could grow a tremendous bush. Huge. But, she's bald.

Pic 6 - I thought that kid from Growing Pains died from Parkinsons.

I would love to have those legs around me 24/7. Just fantastic.

You looked at those pictures and thought "hmm unattractive?" I am shocked. You've suddenly come down with a serious case of either blindness or gay. Either way, I'm sure your pastor will be able to pray you better.

For the love of God, please pick up a Vogue. That's a Chanel bubble dress and it is VERY of the moment. I don't care if you don't care for fashion, but you really make yourself look like an idiot when you try to position your site as providing celebrity gossip and commentary, and don't even have a clue as to what is and what is not in style.

It's like suggesting a BMW is an ugly car, because you've never seen one in your trailor park.

#52 - I think it's trailer park not trailor park. Just saying, since you seem to know so much.

SALMON........NOT PINK...............know your colors you idiot..........maybe peach.....

Honey, come back to bed, you cranky little bitch! And remember, you promised to swallow...

#53, I know from fashion, not trailer/or parks.

Her outfit is supposed to be campy. But she's a little too skinny so it looks sorta concentration campy. So really it's a throwback to the '40s.

#56 - It's a bubble dress alright but it's from Chloe not Chanel. You don't seem to know shit about anything (or should I say...You don't seem to know shit from anything).

Awful dress, even for a midget.

Bitch stole my tablecloth

I don't like the dress, and I don't like the lipstick...that being said, I still would hit it for all mankind.

She's perfect: smart, pretty, slim, but with a nice round ass. Not to mention being the celebrity with the most interesting quotes.

She's gorgeous yet I still hate her.

i can't believe i just spent the last 4 minutes reading peoples opinions about her dress

I think she is lovely and classy.

She's beautiful. I've got no problem with her or the dress.

Has she heard of food before?
She looks like she's stuck in the 80's on this shot

what did she see in that piece of mundane outfit. her taste is bad!

Natalie Portman is hot, and that she works with children makes it better. I find her more attractive then Plastic Angelina.

But the girl does need some food.

God she needs to eat a Double-Double. With fries and shake!

WARNING: If you stare at her pink t-shirt long enough, your retinas will burn!

Great legs. She's beautiful. And she is NOT too skinny.

guys, I saw her in reall. My friends father is an actor here in new York and is good friends with natalie. I was over at their house and the make-up artist mom was there with natalie and was gonna do her make-up and all.
I got to talk to her and she was very sweet. An she was very gentle with the younger kids in the house and she was very pretty even without make-up.
we had dinner though an no, she didn't like chew a crumb then like whatever. She actually ate, yes, she ate a whole plate of healthy pasta and salad and had sparkly apple juice! She was very normal!

I have to admit that I'm not a natalie super fan, and I didn't like the dress at all, but she was really nice and sweet in person.

Just saying that you all don't have to be so judgemental...

That's the prettiest 12 year old boy I have ever seen.

Natalie Portman is cute and sexy! She looks beautiful in that pink dress! It seems she has a major crush on mature wealthy men! Her profile was found on millionaire dating site (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger) last week! Good luck to her search!

Now that's some good kosher meat for you all wrapped up in pink. my favorite jewess with a 12 year old boys body.

You know, I've seen that FUCKING millionaire match site post a half dozen times now. I hate spammers, and if I could feed spammers who post irrelevant spam shit in forums like this to Spear's dog, I WOULD.

Fucking asshat.....

Mr. Magorium's Jew-y Emporium. I don't think there's a single Gentile in the cast of this piece of shit. It will bomb so badly.

Natalie Portman films promote pedophile homosexuality -- 'cause she's a little boy -- murder and Israel. Ah, it's all the same thing.

What happened? She's all skinny now. Come on Natalie. Please don't be another anorexic celebrity.

52, If you're going to try to be pretentious, at last make some fucking sense. More importantly, just because something is in a magazine, doesn't mean it looks good.

i bet she poops out little jew pellets just like new york sewer rats. and then she uses her long hooked jew nose to find some fresh cheese and matza.

Not being pretentious, but the Fish looks stupid when he talks trash about fashion. I didn't say it looked good (though I think it does) I just said it's in style, which Fish is implying with his comments that it is not..

BTW, the dress is from Elizabeth and James, not Chanel nor Cloe, tyvm.

Pink is sexy.. but i just think it is not enough after i browse her other pictures on a celebrits site Sugarcupid.com. I really like her in purse.. any u?

she's the prettiest and classiest girl in hollywood today.

@72 - well my neighbor is her neighbor's cousin's friend's boyfriend and an actor as well. And Natalie came over to chill with normal people and she ate a whole bowl of spaghettios, had a cup of chocolate pudding, and drank a whole bottle of sparkling heinekin. Then her and I ducked off to my parent's room where we played playstation 3 and twister.

I'm just saying she's a nice person even though I spent 2 minutes typing bullshit about knowing her personally. Don't be so judgemental GAWD!

84- i hope that wasn't serious. if so, god save your soul.

Natalie Portman could wear a trashbag and be hot. Get better material

Natalie Portman could wear a trashbag and be hot. Get better material

Natalie Portman could wear a trashbag and be hot. Get better material

#52- her dress looks a lot like a dress from Elizabeth and James-- Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's contemporary line. I'm pretty positive it's that and not Chanel. just saying...

I'm no #52, but I do like that dress a lot.

I like the face, the brain, the body.

That is one good looking young lady who could have her way with me, after tickling my fancy in every way.

And I am a proud, dirty old man of 56.

I like the face, the brain, the body.

That is one good looking young lady who could have her way with me, after tickling my fancy in every way.

And I am a proud, dirty old man of 56.

since we got banned from her board...
...[actually got nothing to say]

she's a sweet girl
ms hershlag
who cares some...
but maybe "could do better"

dya wanna be part of the establishment ???
...or dya wanna [oops caps]
...be part of the solution ?

soon babes...

ok...

...one thing

lose the waxy lipstick

yuck

gorgeous girl, sh is so perfect. but someone told me that she has a account on a celebrity& millionaire dating site called sugarcupid.com. i am not sure it is true or not?

she is a goddess. I love her. I would give anything for my tounge to be the toilet paper after she took a dump. She is the hottest chick right now and will be for a long time.

HELLO, BAI LING.

Damn she is so hot

Dale
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