Nov 21 2007Mariah Carey smells like s’mores

smells like smores. looks like a smurf..

peek-a-boo!

Psycho Freak...but you need to get naked and let us see those baby feeders and your Hot Pocket...

I always thought she smelled like a smore (smelly whore)

She's still fat

Snifter? I don't even know her?

I love smores! And porn. And stuffed vaginas.

I smell camel toe....

I would love to see FRIST in that outfit. And I would squirt all my smelly smore stuff on her. Then tell her to get it dry cleaned. I'm a gentleman.

"M"? What an original perfume name. I wonder where she came up with it? Genius. Sheer genius.

I'm a jimbo troll. I can't help it. But I also can't help sitting here with my penis between my legs without touching it.

Fuck off troll. Like I would say that!! That's just stupid! duh.

My gosh, she looks like a drunk bimbo.

Fad, she IS a drunk bimbo!..

you say "drunk bimbo" like that's a bad thing...

oh TS! Thanks! I would wear that for you. Then I'd let you lick my butthole.

wow! troll-a-fuckin-rama here....

going to get drunk. See ya fuckers!..

I am also a Jimbo troll. I also like to touch myself. With the left breast gone I only get half stimulation. I wonder just how many Jimbo trolls are out there?

I guess I'm not very surprised that she smells like marshmallow. After all, she looks like a marshmallow. A crazy as hell marshmallow.

I am a Jimbo troll. Maybe I have your other breast.

I don't wanna associate Mariah Carey with anything, let alone a smell. Smores? No. I never gave-it much thought, but now in retrospect, I guess I would have imagined Mariah to smell almost exactly like the gas that you get right before you shit.

She might be a drunk bimbo, but we've never seen her cooter, now have we??

When I think of smores, I touch myself. I wish I had that other nipple back. oh, poop.

Hey other Jimbo troll maybee we could get Texas Tranny to pick out a bra we could share.

That would be lovely! But I get the back!

I am a new Jimbo troll. It might take me a bit to get the hang of it. Oh, nope. Nevermind. I grabbed it the first time. It isn't as small as a tack, but not as big as a nose. Still grabbable.

We have so much in common. The smell of smores also gives me a touching urge. We must put our breasts together and have a touch fest.

On a more series note this is a really slow day at the office. Somebody is paying me 250k to sit here and pretend to be working while I troll Jimbo

Could she grow up and stop dressing and acting like she's in junior high? It's so sad at her age. How about...uh, I dunno...singing? Yeah, singing! Isn't that what she used to do? Just put on a classy outfit and belt out songs once in a while, make an album. ALL the other stuff is embarrassing...WTF?!

At least she looks somewhat better in jeans than in the spandex mini dresses ... or would if those jeans were two sizes larger. Can't help but wonder how someone her size wearing pants that tight avoids major camel toe. She's defying the laws of physics.

i think she's wearing spanx. it's the only way she can get away with those skintight jeans.

also nice to see a celeb who isn't underweight...she has a big butt like me :)

I am a new Jimbo troll. My name is Jimbo the 5th.
Oh I had a dog and Jimbo was his name O J I M B O you one breasted bastard I think im in love

I would so love to bang her! But, I am afraid my white cock would not suffice her vagina that has been repeatedly stuffed by coon cock.

She looks very pretty though.

Yeah, this was on today 11/21, not yesterday. Mariah was phoney and didn't want to give the audience members a bottle of perfume for free but finally did. You could tell Ellen didn't like her at all, she even pulled out 2 twigs with marshmellows on 'em and tried to set them on fire uncomfortably close to her face, saying, "How do these "notes" smell?" lmfaoooooo...

Ugh, her effing moon-pie face make me want to yack.

Smells like pudding panties. (bwahahaha). Fucking lunatic.

Hey, Moon-pies have marshmallow in them. There may be some method to her madness afterall.

Veggi's right. Trollarama here. I'm going to get drunk too. happy Holidays everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TS if anyone offers you some blow, save me some, k???

Supervixn, are you serious. I love Ellen and would be xtatic to know she did that. I always knew Mariah Cowrey was a cheap assed tightwad.

Any body that buys that perfume is a stupid fucking asswipe.

Adeliza, where have you been YOUNG LADY!!!????

i cannot say that i am surprised.... but i would think she would smell of a mixture of cheetos and s'mores too...... who would have thought!

She are fat! Why Mariah looks so good in her clips, but in real life she's fat?... Just wondering...

She looks smart!

What is that weird blue thing around her chest, back, arms and shoulders? Mariah doesn't wear clothes...only sheets of fabric. WHAT IS THAT?! Is it Britney's leftover boa constrictor?! Ewwwww!

WOW. And I would have assumed she would smell like dried semen, and the strong odor of WHOREDOM. You know, that smell that comes from whoring yourself out to one of the richest execs in music for a contract. The old on your knees mouth full of cock Quid Pro Quo. That and a mixture of a number of Hostess Products. Her new Perfume Should be called HoHoTwinkieCheetoStaleSemen eau de Cocksucking Whore. Ellen rocks. She PWNED Mariah on the show.

She look fat to me!

She is still stuck in a delusion that she actually has fans...prediction, her shitty smelling perfume will fail terrribly and she be left no choice but to flash her Brittany to the paparazzi and this will re-ignite her career for about a week and then she wil slide into oblivion never to be heard from again except 20 years from now when her bloated , feces covered corpse is found in some rundown motel room in Tijuana Mexico...overdose on valium, percs and xenical.

Sometimes I'm shock at what I read from some people who if you really saw them you'd laugh your head off. The racist remarks are sooo pitiful and low, but what do you expect from a dumb bigot with a small brain and a small dick.

I absolutely hate the commercial for this perfume. No pretentious, pseudo artistic brooding. No sexy models running in the rain or roaming on beaches or languishing in hotel rooms in black spaghetti dresses. No, just this whale wallowing in a shallow pool of blue water staring vapidly at the camera. Makes me want to kick this b!tch in the twat every time I see it.

Oh and LMAO @ 44.

her whatever perfume is not sold in my country.

I don't think Ellen said "you smell like s'mores", she said "you smell like some whores"!

As much as I love to hate her, and I do. I ask myself from time to time why do I hate this bitch so much; she's not a media whore, she doesn't show her poon every chance she gets, and more importatly she actually has some kind of talent.

Have I been brainwashed by a Hollywood norm of underweight celebrities to think this bitch is fat? Someone please reel me in, I was better off when I didn't think things through so much.

See ya, I guess I'm off to buy her new perfum (confused).

Quite right, Mariah was phoney and didn't want to give the audience members a bottle of perfume for free. But the final surprise made her fans more than happy. I aslo found her at the celeb and millionaire singles club millionairecupid.com. She created a personal blog with many nice pics there.

Hey, if you want any significant respect as a true hollywood whore you have to be thin, I mean thin as a fuckin skeleton, in the face in the thighs, and in the ass...except you need a clit the size of a small penis to show the paparazzi and perky tits with huge nipples, oh and pouty lips help (cocksucking imagery)
and last but not least you need to have a fragrance in your name....eg. "whore" smells like a pussy with bacterial vaginosis!!!!!

Is it an idea to put this stuck up diva in a stable full of cows, milking it and let her be fucked by several huge, I mean HUGE BULLS!!

you are so cool. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online ad*ult club sugarmommymeet, by which you are seeking a sexy guy for extramarital relationship.. fu*k u!

Omfg, is that her?? But....it can't be!! This would mean Mariah is....dare I say it, FULLY CLOTHED!! Ok, I need to go lie down now.

Mariah, why oh why can't you dress your age and your size? You're not 20 anymore and you've never been a size 2. Please stop stuffing your sausage body into clothes designed for a 20 year old. You look really cheap and people are laughing AT you, not with you.

(Sigh),,,I miss the old Mariah from the early 90s. Do you remember the long black dress she wore in the Hero video from back then? Mariah, THAT'S what classy looks like.

she still looks like that cartoon character Curious George

I would like to do a sex with her

Look at her ass... looks so... yuck!

"eau de Cocksucking Whore" ha haaaaa :-)) @44, you're hilarious

You would have to be truly stunned to buy this shit. Of course, if you already have a bottle of Britney's 'Eau to Skank' that you can return and get it for free...

Mariah Carey looks casual in this clothes, but still beautiful. right? but i heard that she is dating on asite sugarcipid.com, i am nut sure it is true or not?

nice try, God I hope nobody falls for the propoganda-pushing internet trools who come on here all "oh yes, she's beautiful. But I hear they're giving away a million dollars and free cable for 10 years just for looking at imanasshole.com. I don't know if it's true though, do you??" BITE ME!! Go away and come back when you have a soul.

Damn shes so fine!!!

She look fat!

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Hey Blondamnation's comment was the only funny one. So I'm a couple months late. What can I say I have a life. P.S. MARIAH IS NOT FAT. HEALTHY PEOPLE LOOK LIKE THAT. SOME FAT PEOPLE ARE HEALTHY AND SOME SKINNY PEOPLE ARE. MARIAH IS CURVY AND BEAUTIFUL. NOT FAT. GUESS YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER SEEN PEOPLE OTHER THAN ON T.V. AND THE INTERNET. Thought I would educate you a little.