Nov 20 2007

Kim Kardashian's ass is fully operational

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Kim Kardashian picked up a coffee while shopping on Robertson Blvd yesterday in Los Angeles and lucky for us she wore the velour tracksuit. It’s almost like she has a Death Star permanently attached to her lower back. I bet that thing could fire beams that destroy entire planets. And can you imagine having sex with that thing? I know I can. Though the apartment above me probably wishes I didn’t "imagine" so much. Hey, how was I supposed to know your TV’s right above my bed? You never invite me over for beer and porn like a good neighbor. Who cares if you’re a 90-year-old woman? Friendship doesn’t have an age limit.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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I would like to thank many people for this opportunity to be first this morning. I'd like to start with the manufacturers of Japanese green tea......

That's pretty incredible...her thighs are even pretty slim, and then the ass just projects out, defying all gravity.

Hey fishdude, you can come over to my house, every night is beer and porn night..

What is this? Big giant ass day?

She is so cute!! what a babe!Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebs dating club MEETRICH.COM not long before! "She is very picky about guys," according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"

Oh. She is pretty! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. But don't know if it is her.

That ass has seriously been transmogrified.

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Ass-tastic!

Fish=Assman

Kim Lardassian is famous why? Is it because her dad got OJ off for double murder? Is there something more? WHAT am I missing people? Lardassian should give about 20 pounds of ass to that poor little Olsen twin below.

#4 and 5 I will kick your ASS..

#9 now that is funny!

Holy Fucking Hell!!.. Is Mary-Kate hiding in there?..

I was hoping to see her signature "here's--how-I--squat-on--a-toilet" pose. I guess I will have to go to FishNeedsToLoseTheSpammers.com in order to see this recently single and rich woman.

TED! Get outta my brain!!..

She is completely disgusting. That is not all her - she has stuffed her pants. It's pathetic, really.

Her profile and photos were found on the animal fucking club ANIMALFUCKERS.COM not long before! "She is very picky about animals," according to officials of that site, "they have to be very near in species or she won't fuck them!"

I've a new Darwinian theory about uncomfortable pews and Armenian female bums.Anybody want to hear it?

I think the Fish man was a butt baby!!

Why is this bitch even famous? Because she can give a BJ in front of a video camera? That would make half the people here famous..

FRIST what are we drinking for lunch??

do tell Lowlands.

come on now, that butt has had some work done...its disproportional to the rest of her body! its too much

@17
let's hear it

Who cares? I would pound that ass all night long.

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enough with those ridiculous velor gettups!

havoc. maybe you could pound it into a normal size. How the fuck does she not fall backwards?..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sunglasses damnit!! People love it when they're allowed to look people straight in the eyes, THEY SIMPLY LOVE THAT!!
By the way, your ass is indeed looking extremely healthy!!

I'm pretty sure you could land a helicopter on that ass!

Veggi - she uses titanium Ben Wa balls

Colossal bums could be caused by uncomfortable pews...*Coin falls*

She's on about minute 12 of her 15....but damn, I'd hit it.

She's on about minute 12 of her 15....but damn, I'd hit it.

it's getting bigger. you genuinely could rest a cup of tea on it. birds could maybe even nest there. do you think her nerves extend through it's entire mass? because i bet you could rest the cup of tea on it without her noticing.

@26 Land a helicopter? She could dock an Aircraft carrier in that ass..

Not for nothing but there's a reason why she walks around in those track suits. She needs to cover the push-up ass bra she wears for assentuate (sic) her nether region.

She is a disgusting media whore and needs to be hit by a mack truck like NOW!

I meant "to"

OK, I'm sorry, but that ass is downright terrible. It's so disproportionate. It's like the Rocky Dennis of asses. A total mutant.

These Hollywood people swear up and down that their shit is real. With all the cosmo surgery out there, I do not put it past this puta to have gotten ass implants, since she obviously has no personality to speak of.

Then after a few years, she actually believes that she was born with that monster and her mind can't tell fariy-tale from fantasy (cuz there ain't no reality in LaLa land.)

Me thinks a ginormous tumors is growing on her ass cheeks. Possibly an alien lifeform. Why is she not being examined by nasa? Someone help her before her ass explodes and causes a nuclear meltdown. Life as we know it is in danger! The radiation coming out of one buttcheek is enough to doom the planet!!

28: lol, good thing she doesn't do church. Wouldn't want her to burst into flames in the house of the lord.

btw, is your name from an Iggy Pop concert?

#36 There is not enough silicone on planet Earth to create those enormous buttcheeks. Planet Remulac has dozens of silicone creatures. Thanks for advancing the alien buttcheek Theory. Someone notify Nasa, A.S.A.P.!!

#18 Jimbo, oh, I dunno, I think I'm just going to take my liver and see what I can squeeze out of it from last night..

#35: So you are saying that ass would look much better on Dog The Bounty Hunters' wife?

is it my imagination, or did that thing get bigger?

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can you imagine the flatulent echo she produces with that thing?

This seems like the physics involved with a flying bumblebee--well, a story I heard once about how bees should, technically, not be able to fly but the bee, possessing no knowledge the intricacies of aerodynamics (or whatever), merrily flies along. Kim, who by all appearances should not be able to stand upright, has no knowledge of physics, and therefore merrily walks along.

Ok, this seemed funnier when I thought it. Not so much now that I've written it.

Hey Jimbo, is there a new post yet?

Somewhere, God is laughing.

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is there an echo in here?

How come her ass doesn't stick out like that when she is nekkid?

Thanks

i want that thing to squat over and sit on my face all day every day

YES YES YES Awesome!!! I fuckin love her, you guys know... She's the first person to make the velour track suit look good. Nothing says "unfrumpy" like a giant ass! Love you girl, work it.

Do-able.

/nice ass

@ 1........................BEST FIRST POST EVERY !!!!! Gallery clap for you !!!

I so do not get why men think her bubble butt is attractive. The rest of her is very pleasent but her ass looks deformed

Maybe she has really bad pent-up gas?

WTF???!!! HOW IN THE HELL IS THIS BITCH STILL FAMOUS?? DID I NOT DENOUNCE HER A COUPLE DAYS AGO? THE ONLY THING SHE AND HER FATHER ARE FAMOUS FOR IS THEY ARE BOTH GOOD AT GETTING BLACK GUYS OFF. IS IT REALLY APPEALING TO SOME GUYS OUT THERE THAT A CHICK HAVE AN ASS SO LARGE IT HAS IT'S OWN GRAVITATIONAL FIELD? WHAT TYPE OF PIN THE TAIL ON THE ZYGOTE GENETIC CRAPSHOOT IS THIS CHICK? Sorry for the All CAPS but dear lord, can we not get rid of this chick? Isn't there a Dunkin Donuts she should be hounding right now? Did anyone else notice the GROCERY bag sized package of food? That is two servings. One for her and one for her ass. This chick (notice i won't bestow the title Woman on her, lest I be beaten to death by millions of women with self-respect) should be off of the social consciousness radar already. She and Paris Hilton have got to go.. Why us? Why do you persecute us so?

Ok, I'm not in the 'loop', has she ever done /bathing suit/nekkid pics with her butt at this current size? I'm aware that there was some kind of video, but I'm not sure how long ago it was. Did it show her butt being this size?

Does anybody besides me remember the skit about the big butt family on SNL? Gilda Radner, Jane Curtin days? Kim would fit right in, no special costume needed. Could she please guest host soon and make my dreams a reality?

If you look real close you can see a whole new species developing on her left butt cheek. They survive off of peanuts and corn. They will bring a new meaning to "Children of the Corn"................

I haven't read all the comments so I am sorry if someone has already pointed this out........check out the right side of pic 4.......It's Doug (or Bob?) Macenzie. Haven't seen him for 20+ years ehh.

Tadowwww!

That's gross. Harvest that pig.

Is that her own hair, or extensions? Does anyone know?

I like her ass. It's really hot and I wish my girlfriend had something like that in her pants... http://www.spymac.com/details?2295013

her damn outfit makes me want to tune into golden girls.

Jimbo, you could thrust away will all your might and I bet the tip of your cock still wouldn't reach her asshole.


KIM'S ASS WITHOUT PANTS

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Again with the flip flops.

What a gross, worthless whore.

#9 & #66-- amen, hallelujah & all that. i wanna hug you both.

the word SEXYYY is writen allll over her

loove the ass the face the hair!! everything about her is HOT

Deformed and out of all proportion - not her fault of course but she will realize one day that poncing around all day and squeezing her mampy butt into too-small trousers makes her look like a fucking prat.

she would look good in a kayak - with that thing tucked away - assuming she could get in it. or sitting in a bean bag chair. it's not right/normal/human to have those kind of proportions.

I agree that would subtract 4 inches from any man's efforts.

Holy cow! Did she shit her pants or something? Looks like a big load in those depends. Does she get the feeling people are following her all the time or is she used to her ass being two blocks behind her?

No wonder I felt sick looking at these photos. Her ass is now affecting our usual orbit and is creating its own gravitational pull, it is so huge.

She has no talent, but I have to admit she IS pretty.

I think she is disgusting. I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole.

Does she ever wear anything that DOESN'T accentuate her abnormally HUGE ass? If asses were airports, she'd be an international hub!....::as Sir Mixalot:: "I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny!..."

Honestly she looks somewhat exquisite now but in a decade that big ass will turn very, very nasty.

I bet she can make some gigantic turds with that gigantic ass!

She is a brave girl. Her profile was found at the millionarie singles dating club millionairecupid.com last week. She has posted tens of nice photos there.

guys, you are all crazy

With her legs being so skinny, her butt looks almost gross in that it is so out of proportion with the rest of her lower body. I wonder if she has butt implants. She almost needs to work on her legs (which might make her ass even bigger--which is a scary thought), but at least her legs should grow somewhat and hopefully she would become more proportional

Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shields will be quite operational when you try to tap that death star ass, superfish.

It's actually a pretty hot ass, but it seems like some sort of deformity causing her ass to be THAT fucking large

These were good pics, you can now really appreciate how inhumanly deformed her ass is. It's obvious now that when the goat shepherdess sits down she looks a couple inches taller.

Stop the stupidity. There are no buttplants. She's a pretty girl with a big butt. When a pear shaped girl works out, this is the best she can hope for. There is a lot of genetics here. Look at her mom.

K2 hasn't pistol whipped a cop, snorted a bowl of coke, or had any issues of driving on the highway while drunk. Her biggest offense is that she trusted the person she thought was her soulmate...sometimes this happens after three years of intimate dating.

The same morons ripping this woman to shreds are the same people ripping Posh and Hayen P. to shreds. You're idiots.

It's okay to be superficial in public, and it's usually expected under constant scrutiny of cameras, but none of these women make this place a worse place to live.

Three pretty women, and they appear to be stooped in reality. None of them are going to end your life or the lives of your loved ones by doing something entirely selfish...like texting through a traffic light or driving drunk.

F-you. Sometimes people aren't as bad as you make them out to be.

K2 is cute. She's not stupid, either, which is more woman than most of you could ever hope to land. Kiss your lotion goodnight, you jack-off bastards.

Imagine her farting. UGHHHHHHHHH

THE KARDASHIANS ARE UTTER TRASH. THEIR SHOW IS A FAMILY OF SHALLOW EXTREMELY OBNOXIOUS NARCISSIST KIDS WITH PARENTS WHO ARE TALKED TO LIKE ASSHOLES AND LOOK LIKE IDIOTS. BRUCE JENNER IS THE MOST IDIOTIC TO STAY WITH SUCH A NASTY WHORE LIKE CRIS AIRHEAD JENNER.

Oh I see you changed the top story again fish! Haha.
Cool. Kim K is much much much more interesting and better to look at than Owen Wilson and whatever current chicks he decides to go about with.

Their tv show "The Kardashians" is such garbage. Those kids are useless pieces of dirt. They show ZERO RESPECT for their parents and each other. They are all whores and display their despicable behavior fo the public to hate them. YOu won we hate you all.

KARDASHIANS BEAT THE LOHANS FOR TRASH FAMILY OF THE YEAR! THEY ARE SICKENING TO WATCH AND THEY DISPLAY SUCH STUPIDITY ON ALL LEVELS. THEY HATE BRUCE AND HE IS A WIMP WHO LETS HIS WHORE WIFE DO ALL THE ATROCIOUS PARENTING.

TOTAL PIECE OF SHIT.

she's the role model of what you don't want your daughter to be: a talentless classless slut with zero qualities and no brain.

IS IT MY IMAGINATION OR ARE WE SEEING A LOT MORE POSTS TYPED ALL IN CAPS?

It looks like she hasn't taken a shit in 5 years

How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby... omg if it is true!

No. It's too big. Faaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr too big. She looks totally out of proportion. There's a pic of Beyonce on another site that looks similar: Pretty face, nice clothes....GIGANTIC ASS. I guess I am not one of those guys who prefers the big old booty on a woman. My wife is a skinny little thing with a small butt, and that's fine with me!

No. It's too big. Faaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr too big. She looks totally out of proportion. There's a pic of Beyonce on another site that looks similar: Pretty face, nice clothes....GIGANTIC ASS. I guess I am not one of those guys who prefers the big old booty on a woman. My wife is a skinny little thing with a small butt, and that's fine with me!

I think she really was born with that thing. I know alot of people who are Middle Eastern, Armenian, Persian, etc.... Their girls have really really nice bodies. I know a Lebanese girl at my university that has an ass equally as nice as hers.

how can she have thin legs when she has a big butt! jealous!

yea, really too big

oh my god, her ass is so hot .... that make her more sexy. Perfect figure... Like the girl I met on http://www.casualpal.com, they are all unbelievable sexy

It's too big. Faaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr too big. She looks totally out of proportion. There's a pic of Beyonce on another site that looks similar: Pretty face, nice clothes....GIGANTIC ASS. I guess I am not one of those guys who prefers the big old booty on a woman. My wife is a skinny little thing with a small butt, and that's fine with me!

Because of your fully operational ASS, my hands and dick are fully operational!!
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This skank is an absolute waste of space.

This skank is an absolute waste of space.

When the fuck is this chick gonna stop wearing those damn velour outfits?! They are so passe, she looks ridiculous. And those pants with the pockets sticking out because of her big ass just look so stupid, not attractive at all. Yes Kim...we all see your enormous implanted ass. Who cares? She looks like she has a damn diaper on! Fool!

she has a top 5 ass of all time, why is it that people can't appreciate a thick women. Skinny women are the ones that are disgusting with their bones sticking out. I don't understand how skinny women even keep their pants on if they have no hips or ass

Whose #1 on your list, Mama Cass?

millionairefriends.com is a known kiddy porn dumping site

I'm only watching and I really really wish to touch that ass...

Why would anyone want to watch that show anyways? None of them have any talent and it appears that their entire lives revolve around sex and looking sexy. There are millions of families more interesting than this one, and certainly a lot better looking. Makes you wonder what's going on there to have these young girls so sexed up all the time.

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Tis Hoe will have bigger ASSSTRETCHMARKS after her BIRTHING
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your a fucking loser

Ughhh.. I can't look at her without throwing up a little in my mouth, because everytime I do, I see an image of that video where she is getting violated by that big buck negro.

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That butt is SOOO fake.. It does not even look right.. i GUARANTEEEEEEE if you find pics when she was younger.. there will be NO BUTT close to that...believe me.. when you have a butt like that.. you ALWAYS had it.. even as a kid..an a$$ Is nothing like breast develpment... you ALWAYS have a BUTT even when you're young..... i wonder if there are any pics of her when she was younger that are floating around. Fake! Fake! Fake!!!!

WOW!!!!!!! She's luky she's hot!

Damn Nice ass

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I bet that fat ass cunt sure knows how to stink up a bathroom...ewwwww......

I heard that she clogged up the toilet at Ghost bar, totally disgusting!!

Personally, I think Kim is a babe and I love that big round fanny. Women are supposed to be round!

Furthermore, I think Kim's sisters are hotties too. Playboy ought to get off the dime and feature all three of them in a pictorial.

Kim has a huge loose cellulite ass and has to wear butt pads ha! ha!

Kim has to hide her huge loose ass when wearing a swim suit ha! ha!

...nice as but not real....sorry you are so pretty....From Finland/Lapland

There's nothing wrong with Kim Kardashian's rear. Better too much than too little.

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Stacked old sweet Kim, Before & after I picked her up.(OT)

her butt is fake but hey if it works foor her oh well i still love the kardashians

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