Nov 29 2007Kim Kardashian airport theft is a publicity stunt
Kim Kardashian’s claim that somebody stole $50,000 worth of stuff from her bag at JFK airport is not flying with authorities, according to Page Six:
The sex tape vixen and reality TV star supposedly lost her diamonds, a Cartier watch, digital camera and her laptop on Nov. 8, but law enforcement officials suspect it's a publicity stunt. Neither Port Authority cops, the NYPD nor the Queens district attorney has any report of a theft.
Well, who didn’t see that one coming? At least it gives me an excuse to post this picture of Kim Kardashian with two Playboy Bunnies. I guess you can say I have a real passion for the news. Despite being fired from the local TV station for having a real passion for the weathergirl. Apparently yelling “I’ve got a storm front in my pants!” during her on-air report is considered sexual harassment these days. Perhaps I should’ve stuck to asking her to “sprinkle a little sexy in my coffee.” You know, keep things professional.

Reader Comments
1. Shallow Val - November 29, 2007 12:29 PM
Speaking of 12-guage......
2. Cowgirl - November 29, 2007 12:29 PM
Just strolling by.
3. indian - November 29, 2007 12:29 PM
ja!
4. veggi - November 29, 2007 12:31 PM
I'd sprinkle a little draino in her tab..
5. MindRiot - November 29, 2007 12:31 PM
She doesn't do it for me....
6. Shallow Val - November 29, 2007 12:35 PM
Her awful conceit makes her so ugly. She has that "I am SUCH A CUNT!" face. AND she's got that long Armenian neddle nose too.
If she wasn't such a CUNT FACE, she's be beautiful, but because she's a CUNT FACE, that just makes her a cunt.
Cunt.
7. Shallow Val - November 29, 2007 12:36 PM
"needle"
8. veggi - November 29, 2007 12:41 PM
haha Shallow! Even if she didn't have that "I'm a fucking bitch cunt" look, she'd still be a cunt bitch face..... with a fucking airbag following her around...which makes her cuntier...ha! I made a new word!!..
9. ? - November 29, 2007 12:41 PM
I didn't get the "needle" nose comment either. But really you got fired over your thunder head? Thats so sad.
10. I'm a hater - November 29, 2007 12:41 PM
Check out how terrifying that Playboy bunny's boobs look. The one in black. It looks like her chest skin was stretched to the limits to put those implants in.
11. SBD - November 29, 2007 12:42 PM
The airline should sue for damages...like the flattened seat cushion that now smells like tuna on sourdough bread.
12. jumpin_j - November 29, 2007 12:44 PM
She's a whore in every sense of the word. The tape she made says it right there, so this is no surpise. My big question is who's the smokin' hot bunny on the left? It's as if God said Uma Thurman was a mistake, smited her, started over and came up with this amazing new version in the photo. Or maybe that's just something I would do. Same difference.
13. megs - November 29, 2007 12:47 PM
even if she did lose that crap, i still wouldn't give a shit.
14. Me - November 29, 2007 12:49 PM
Maybe it all got sucked up her huge ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15. megs - November 29, 2007 12:49 PM
those are some jacked-up bunny ears on the blue one. it looks like a giant bow
16. doi1t - November 29, 2007 12:56 PM
Wow. That is just shameful
she needs to http://do1t.net
17. shallow val - November 29, 2007 1:06 PM
9 - Huh? I am so lost. Thunderhead? What the fuck are you talking about? (scratches head).
18. shallow val - November 29, 2007 1:09 PM
Well, Vegs, a lot of Armenian people have really long noses. Almost scary. I'm not just generalizing. I've know a few Armenians in my life.
19. WhatsTheProblem - November 29, 2007 1:10 PM
With an ass like Kim's why shouldn't she spend some time talking out of it.
20. wiinja - November 29, 2007 1:10 PM
i wish someones would "steal" her mouth shut
21. Mr. Truth - November 29, 2007 1:26 PM
She's an idiot. Her ass is not worth her idiotness
22. zz - November 29, 2007 1:33 PM
HAHAHA # 11.
Loved it.
Yeah, she's a waste of life. And she does have that "I'm a fucking cunt" look on her face. Fuck her. Not literally, because she probably has some weird rash or something. But. Yeah.
23. Tiny - November 29, 2007 1:35 PM
I think thats called insurance fraud!
Lock the bich up for filing a false report and-
STOP GIVING THIS UGLY FAT TALENTLESS CUNT PR. IGNORE HER!
24. Cowgirl watches the olympics n stuff - November 29, 2007 1:37 PM
The only cool person in that family is Bruce Jenner. At least he had talent and he seems to have a nogan.
25. Cowgirl watches the olympics n stuff - November 29, 2007 1:37 PM
The only cool person in that family is Bruce Jenner. At least he had talent and he seems to have a nogan.
26. Trigger happy cowgirl - November 29, 2007 1:38 PM
oops. My bad!
27. Doh! - November 29, 2007 1:42 PM
Geez #25, you are fucked up this morning! Double posts and you can't spell "noggin" worth crap! Where your head at? Where your head at?
28. shallow val - November 29, 2007 1:44 PM
'Cept for that waterhead haricut he always sports
29. LayDeeBug - November 29, 2007 1:45 PM
Kim Kardashian is a pulicity cunt
Bwahahahah - didn't wanna be left out of the cunt rag. (PPPFffhahahahaha)
30. Cowgirl - November 29, 2007 1:46 PM
I hear ya #28. He is a bit o' a *square*,but I'd have to say that he can be my sugar daddy if he wants too.
31. LayDeeBug - November 29, 2007 1:53 PM
30 - Wasn't he the original Wheaties guy? What ever happened to Wheaties, BTW? Too many people with gluten allergies I suppose.
32. Robin Claire - November 29, 2007 1:54 PM
WOW. what a bitch! i feel bad for delta for agreeing to even deal with her, and then getting blamed for taking her (probably non-existent) bajillion dollar jewelry.
33. Cowgirl - November 29, 2007 1:57 PM
#31, He probably was the original Wheaties guy. I guess Wheaties wasn't the "breakfast of champions" after all!? There must have been to many kids trying to do hurdles over bent over old women in the street or trying to pole-vault off buildings?
34. woodhorse - November 29, 2007 3:04 PM
I think she was more attractive when she was hanging onto Paris' coat tails. At least then she had to be humble and walk ten steps behind for that job or Paris wouldn't let her have any swag.
35. PunkA - November 29, 2007 3:35 PM
Go back to the original post on this. I called that crap totally. She is lame. What a troll. Send her to Afghanistan to be a wife of some Taliban dude. She'd fit in the harem nicely.
36. PunkA - November 29, 2007 3:45 PM
Hey cowgirl, wanna do some bareback riding with me???
37. Giggles - November 29, 2007 3:53 PM
Could this whore's dress BE any tighter?
38. - November 29, 2007 4:53 PM
She's so much of such a fake person that she's getting disgusting.
First, she 'leaks' her sex tape herself and sells it to a porn company (the most 'prestigious' porn company out there who had never released a celebrity tape before, how funny) and she claims not only didn't she have anything to do with that but also sues the porn company, however she drops the charges a few weeks later.
Then she claims her super fake ass and fake boobs are not fake - LMFAO! Anyone who knows a little or is slightly familiar with plastic surgery knows that those boobs and that ass are completely fake, on her boobs the implants are really noticeable, it'd be like Jenna Jameson claiming her boobs weren't fake, geez! and the ass, well... how come it suddenly grew that much to such posthuman proportions from one day to another? it wasn't there and then the next day it was? ass implants.
Now she claims she got 'stolen' when it isn't, jesus fucking christ.
I thought this woman was hot, but she is so FAKE to the point she's getting disgusting and you just wanna tell her 'shut the fuck up you fake disgusting dirty liar'. The funniest thing are the ridiculous things she says when she lies to seem nice or likable 'I posed for Playboy because I wanted to show women that I'm not one of those stick-skinny girls and I wanted to empower them' (you posed for the attention, publicity and the money, you dirty disgusting liar!), or 'my ass and boobs are natural because having a huge ass and huge boobs is something that happens often between women of my ethnicity' (women of your ethnicity DON'T have huge asses or huge boobs at all, they are normal sized and your ass and boobs are HUGE for what's normal between them, and they are huge because you put implants inside, you dirty disgusting liar!) or 'I'm going to sue the porn company that claims to have my sex tape if they release it because I feel it's a violation of my privacy and makes me feel oh so uncomfortable, I'm so innocent and such a good girl' (you sold the sex tape yourself bitch, because you wanted attention and money and you wanted to get famous and that was the only way you could achieve what you wanted, you dirty disgusting liar!).
Now she falsely claims to have been stolen just to get more attention. Pathetic, disgusting, fake, LIAR.
39. Jillzy - November 29, 2007 5:04 PM
#38 tell us how you really feel
40. - November 29, 2007 5:05 PM
#39 get a life
41. Jillzy - November 29, 2007 5:20 PM
What the hell 40. Lower your dosage. I was just goofin around.
42. G Man - November 29, 2007 5:22 PM
And who is she?? What is her claim to fame a sub par tv show with Bruce Jenner whom has a knob in the back of his head like Joan Rivers to keep his face tight?????
43. Jillzy - November 29, 2007 5:23 PM
Yea, I need a life but you're the one writing a 500 page essay about Kim Lardass on the Superficial
44. Blake - November 29, 2007 5:41 PM
#43, you truly need a life.
45. Mick - November 29, 2007 6:19 PM
EW! That Girl in the blue bunny outfit is from playboy?!?!?!? She's so fucking fat and ugly. I don't believe it!
46. jacknasty - November 29, 2007 9:36 PM
Lame, so sick of the pointless waste of space
also, didnt Lindsay Lohan do this like a year ago? Except instead of lying Lindsay was high and just forgot her bag
47. gerard Vandenberg - November 30, 2007 12:06 AM
These pictures look sooo innocent and horny. My DICKIE is becoming a little bit bigger again and masturbating isn't a crime soooooo.......................ADIOS!!
48. TavernGuy - November 30, 2007 1:32 AM
She is such a Ski-Zank!
49. Alexandra - November 30, 2007 1:59 AM
I KNEW it was a scam! I'm telling you, the girl is BROKE and is doing ANYTHING for money! I'll bet that next some dude is gonna come forward and say that she slept with him and then tried to hustle him for money. Just watch!
50. polly - November 30, 2007 3:58 AM
How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.com.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby... if it is true!
51. Bootsie - November 30, 2007 6:56 PM
Ill do her anytime...
52. Betina - December 1, 2007 12:35 AM
This bitch is such a publicity whore.
And what the fuck is up with those "Playboy" bunnies? Bitch on the left looks past her sell-by date and the other one is just a plain pudgy mess. Damn, Hef must really be lowering his standards, shit, I think I'll apply for Playboy.
53. WASONsmith - December 4, 2007 12:22 AM
Well ,so cool and sexy,i just can't understand why.she looks much like one of my netfriends on a muslim matrimonial site www.muslimonly.com/i/registration, I just wondering why there are so many
pretty girls on that site?
54. WASONsmith - December 4, 2007 12:23 AM
Well ,so cool and sexy,i just can't understand why.she looks much like one of my netfriends on a muslim matrimonial site www.muslimonly.com/i/registration, I just wondering why there are so many
pretty girls on that site?
55. Kristen - December 13, 2007 11:36 PM
Wow...how have I made it this far without my head exploding?
56. Tori Spelling - March 9, 2008 10:06 PM
I hate this face conceited whore. I wish someone would do us all a favor and "off" this useless cunt.