Nov 29 2007Kim Kardashian airport theft is a publicity stunt

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Kim Kardashian’s claim that somebody stole $50,000 worth of stuff from her bag at JFK airport is not flying with authorities, according to Page Six:

The sex tape vixen and reality TV star supposedly lost her diamonds, a Cartier watch, digital camera and her laptop on Nov. 8, but law enforcement officials suspect it's a publicity stunt. Neither Port Authority cops, the NYPD nor the Queens district attorney has any report of a theft.

Well, who didn’t see that one coming? At least it gives me an excuse to post this picture of Kim Kardashian with two Playboy Bunnies. I guess you can say I have a real passion for the news. Despite being fired from the local TV station for having a real passion for the weathergirl. Apparently yelling “I’ve got a storm front in my pants!” during her on-air report is considered sexual harassment these days. Perhaps I should’ve stuck to asking her to “sprinkle a little sexy in my coffee.” You know, keep things professional.


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Speaking of 12-guage......

Just strolling by.

ja!

I'd sprinkle a little draino in her tab..

She doesn't do it for me....

Her awful conceit makes her so ugly. She has that "I am SUCH A CUNT!" face. AND she's got that long Armenian neddle nose too.

If she wasn't such a CUNT FACE, she's be beautiful, but because she's a CUNT FACE, that just makes her a cunt.

Cunt.

"needle"

haha Shallow! Even if she didn't have that "I'm a fucking bitch cunt" look, she'd still be a cunt bitch face..... with a fucking airbag following her around...which makes her cuntier...ha! I made a new word!!..

I didn't get the "needle" nose comment either. But really you got fired over your thunder head? Thats so sad.

Check out how terrifying that Playboy bunny's boobs look. The one in black. It looks like her chest skin was stretched to the limits to put those implants in.

The airline should sue for damages...like the flattened seat cushion that now smells like tuna on sourdough bread.

She's a whore in every sense of the word. The tape she made says it right there, so this is no surpise. My big question is who's the smokin' hot bunny on the left? It's as if God said Uma Thurman was a mistake, smited her, started over and came up with this amazing new version in the photo. Or maybe that's just something I would do. Same difference.

even if she did lose that crap, i still wouldn't give a shit.

Maybe it all got sucked up her huge ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

those are some jacked-up bunny ears on the blue one. it looks like a giant bow

Wow. That is just shameful
she needs to http://do1t.net

9 - Huh? I am so lost. Thunderhead? What the fuck are you talking about? (scratches head).

Well, Vegs, a lot of Armenian people have really long noses. Almost scary. I'm not just generalizing. I've know a few Armenians in my life.

With an ass like Kim's why shouldn't she spend some time talking out of it.

i wish someones would "steal" her mouth shut

She's an idiot. Her ass is not worth her idiotness

HAHAHA # 11.
Loved it.

Yeah, she's a waste of life. And she does have that "I'm a fucking cunt" look on her face. Fuck her. Not literally, because she probably has some weird rash or something. But. Yeah.

I think thats called insurance fraud!
Lock the bich up for filing a false report and-
STOP GIVING THIS UGLY FAT TALENTLESS CUNT PR. IGNORE HER!

The only cool person in that family is Bruce Jenner. At least he had talent and he seems to have a nogan.

The only cool person in that family is Bruce Jenner. At least he had talent and he seems to have a nogan.

oops. My bad!

Geez #25, you are fucked up this morning! Double posts and you can't spell "noggin" worth crap! Where your head at? Where your head at?

'Cept for that waterhead haricut he always sports

Kim Kardashian is a pulicity cunt

Bwahahahah - didn't wanna be left out of the cunt rag. (PPPFffhahahahaha)

I hear ya #28. He is a bit o' a *square*,but I'd have to say that he can be my sugar daddy if he wants too.

30 - Wasn't he the original Wheaties guy? What ever happened to Wheaties, BTW? Too many people with gluten allergies I suppose.

WOW. what a bitch! i feel bad for delta for agreeing to even deal with her, and then getting blamed for taking her (probably non-existent) bajillion dollar jewelry.

#31, He probably was the original Wheaties guy. I guess Wheaties wasn't the "breakfast of champions" after all!? There must have been to many kids trying to do hurdles over bent over old women in the street or trying to pole-vault off buildings?

I think she was more attractive when she was hanging onto Paris' coat tails. At least then she had to be humble and walk ten steps behind for that job or Paris wouldn't let her have any swag.

Go back to the original post on this. I called that crap totally. She is lame. What a troll. Send her to Afghanistan to be a wife of some Taliban dude. She'd fit in the harem nicely.

Hey cowgirl, wanna do some bareback riding with me???

Could this whore's dress BE any tighter?

She's so much of such a fake person that she's getting disgusting.
First, she 'leaks' her sex tape herself and sells it to a porn company (the most 'prestigious' porn company out there who had never released a celebrity tape before, how funny) and she claims not only didn't she have anything to do with that but also sues the porn company, however she drops the charges a few weeks later.
Then she claims her super fake ass and fake boobs are not fake - LMFAO! Anyone who knows a little or is slightly familiar with plastic surgery knows that those boobs and that ass are completely fake, on her boobs the implants are really noticeable, it'd be like Jenna Jameson claiming her boobs weren't fake, geez! and the ass, well... how come it suddenly grew that much to such posthuman proportions from one day to another? it wasn't there and then the next day it was? ass implants.
Now she claims she got 'stolen' when it isn't, jesus fucking christ.
I thought this woman was hot, but she is so FAKE to the point she's getting disgusting and you just wanna tell her 'shut the fuck up you fake disgusting dirty liar'. The funniest thing are the ridiculous things she says when she lies to seem nice or likable 'I posed for Playboy because I wanted to show women that I'm not one of those stick-skinny girls and I wanted to empower them' (you posed for the attention, publicity and the money, you dirty disgusting liar!), or 'my ass and boobs are natural because having a huge ass and huge boobs is something that happens often between women of my ethnicity' (women of your ethnicity DON'T have huge asses or huge boobs at all, they are normal sized and your ass and boobs are HUGE for what's normal between them, and they are huge because you put implants inside, you dirty disgusting liar!) or 'I'm going to sue the porn company that claims to have my sex tape if they release it because I feel it's a violation of my privacy and makes me feel oh so uncomfortable, I'm so innocent and such a good girl' (you sold the sex tape yourself bitch, because you wanted attention and money and you wanted to get famous and that was the only way you could achieve what you wanted, you dirty disgusting liar!).
Now she falsely claims to have been stolen just to get more attention. Pathetic, disgusting, fake, LIAR.

#38 tell us how you really feel

#39 get a life

What the hell 40. Lower your dosage. I was just goofin around.

And who is she?? What is her claim to fame a sub par tv show with Bruce Jenner whom has a knob in the back of his head like Joan Rivers to keep his face tight?????

Yea, I need a life but you're the one writing a 500 page essay about Kim Lardass on the Superficial

#43, you truly need a life.

EW! That Girl in the blue bunny outfit is from playboy?!?!?!? She's so fucking fat and ugly. I don't believe it!

Lame, so sick of the pointless waste of space


also, didnt Lindsay Lohan do this like a year ago? Except instead of lying Lindsay was high and just forgot her bag

These pictures look sooo innocent and horny. My DICKIE is becoming a little bit bigger again and masturbating isn't a crime soooooo.......................ADIOS!!

She is such a Ski-Zank!

I KNEW it was a scam! I'm telling you, the girl is BROKE and is doing ANYTHING for money! I'll bet that next some dude is gonna come forward and say that she slept with him and then tried to hustle him for money. Just watch!

How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.com.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby... if it is true!

Ill do her anytime...

This bitch is such a publicity whore.
And what the fuck is up with those "Playboy" bunnies? Bitch on the left looks past her sell-by date and the other one is just a plain pudgy mess. Damn, Hef must really be lowering his standards, shit, I think I'll apply for Playboy.

Well ,so cool and sexy,i just can't understand why.she looks much like one of my netfriends on a muslim matrimonial site www.muslimonly.com/i/registration, I just wondering why there are so many
pretty girls on that site?

Well ,so cool and sexy,i just can't understand why.she looks much like one of my netfriends on a muslim matrimonial site www.muslimonly.com/i/registration, I just wondering why there are so many
pretty girls on that site?

Wow...how have I made it this far without my head exploding?

I hate this face conceited whore. I wish someone would do us all a favor and "off" this useless cunt.

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