Nov 5 2007Kelly Brook launches things

HAHA! Ohhhh Jessica!

Soooo model on the left hand side? Is an exorcism necessary?

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Satan looks pretty hot in red! Except for the giant forehead, although I suppose there has to be space available when the horns retract for pictures.

Who's the fat fuck in the middle? At least she had the good sense to keep her clothes on.

the chick on the left is about to puke and rotate her head 360 degrees.. and its so turning me on.

i seriously have no idea who this chick is. should i?

Picture #4:

First model on the left looks like a mannequin. Second model shows why too much tanning (fake or real) is bad. Model on the right -- what is with the winter leggings?

Kelly is smart to choose models who are less attractive (or life-like) than she is. She looks angelic next to Satan-chick.

the models look like edward scissorhands' sisters

I didn't know "lingerie" was French for Beast of the Apocalypse.

the model in the red looks like that guy from jurrasic park

The chick in red looks like Jerri Blanks.

These have got to be British models, there is no way they would get work in the US.

wow she's stunning and so are the girls stop dissing you guys prob couldn't get half as good as them

wow, the girl on the left has a face that looks like the Crypt Keeper.

wow, the girl on the left has a face that looks like the Crypt Keeper.

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the chick ,i mean tranny in red bra and panties....that u can tell her halloween is over.... and tuck in (him or her) balls in more.....as u can see the tranny in pic #5 with red heals is doing a excellent job crossing her legs and not showing us her cock n balls........lol

I love this site. Bastardly go F...K yourself

What a gorgeous black lace blouse - it goes perfect with her coloring and features

She just launched something in my pants. Bo-ing!

lol, i thought the one in red was dressed up for halloween. Maybe its a case of 'wrong place, wrong time'

hey dan!
yr comment on "that guy from Jurassic Park" is dead-on! i thought the same thing the moment i saw that models face! she looks like Sam Neil had his head grafter onto a hot chick! weirdness!

creepiest woman in the world to the left.
i'm hiding on the covers.

Damned fine piece of ass sandwiched between the two trannys, or at least I might think so if I wasn't so into the cock, ... Damn my cockaholism, damn it all to hell!

Why doesn't she show more of her tits as she usually does?

i really wanted to suck on these.

Goddamn it man, how the hell am I supposed to live vicariously through her??

I don't know who the hell she is and she's not doing a goddamn thing besides holding a bra. Is the bra edible, perhaps? Is she starting a super singing pop group of trannies that do Spice Girl covers or something?

Britney's fucking tripping her ass off looking at disco balls while her kids rot in the car.

Do better, England!!!

It's obvious the Crest Whitening Strips only cover the first 4 teeth! EWWWW!

Chick on the left looks absolutely demonic while Kelly seems to have morphed into Rose Macgowan's evil twin.

Slutsville Inc.

Eww the demonistic man-thing went a little overboard with the spray-on tan.

yeah they are all nasty looking brits
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yeah they are all nasty looking brits
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I'm hoping it was Halloween when those shots were taken..

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God, she is beautiful!

WOW girls, these are the shots indeed I love most. Girls in general have a body to be proud of. A man on the contrary has has just "strange" shape. If you want to compare it with a car, a girl is like a Maserati. A man is like an audi R8, including a travel-trailer!!

No mention of the zombie on the left? I have no idea who these people are.

Ugh- the girl on the left (my left, not lingerie model's left) looks like fucking Linda Blair midway thru the Exorcist. Now I won't be able to sleep cause I'll freak out thinking she is under the bed. Thanks.

Best thing about her is her devastating smile.

Funny thing is, all of her earliest (yes, she has been modelling for over ten years) pictures had her pouting.

#31 And for those who criticized the Brits, this chick is two years older than Britney, and 7 years older than Lohan. I'd take her in preference to a plastic-titted terracotta peroxide coke tart any hour of the day.

Re: thing on the left

When did Chucky have a sex change? I missed that bit of news.

LOL! For a second there I thought I was the only one who noticed the similarities between the chick on the left and the chick from the exorcist. I can't believe the author of this website didn't mention her demonic-like qualities.

Hot! Who are they?

wow she looks like somebody mixed Rose McGowan and Angelina Jolie, but left out all the bad parts, and the crazy/goth parts....and hopefully the home-wrecking parts

Those are the scariest lingerie models I've ever seen. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS.... that's better.

scary oversized demonic oompa loompa

would definitely not buy the lingerie!

tonycatman:

Ms. Brook's devastating smile: agreed
preferring Ms. Brook over Spears/Lohan: agreed

Based on your astute observational skills and fine taste, I declare you my personal hero for the period of 1 day.

The one on the right looks like an ugly Demi Moore/Bruce Willis spawn...yipes. And the one on the left looks like she's done one too many cosmetic procedures. And the one in the middle is just ho-hum boring.

To call them "models" might be an overstatement.

@47 - Yeah, but Britney would eat acid and fuck you for 12 hours straight. Would Little Miss English World do that for you?

I don't think so. (No matter what she says).

Where did she get these "models"? There is no way the one in the red was born a female, and the one in the black fishnets looks like an ugly version of the chick from Bones.

I bet when they were planning this, she was like, "Make sure none of the other models are prettier than me... I want to be the star!"

sweet god in heaven this is one beautiful woman.

I’m confused. At first glance this seemed to be a Johnny-come-lately Halloween shindig,.. yet you seem to imply some sort of lingerie launch? Don’t be the monkey on Jessica’s back in comparison to this particular mess. Personally, I see poorly made tablecloths by the small, young hands of china swathed on methamphetamine addled and/or boring models. Good call, tastemaker.

The one on the left in the red does have some killer legs though. I love the shapely-toned look on women.

Too bad her face is scary and she has a bulge in the front of her panties.

@55 Yeah, trannys always have great legs.

WOW....GREAT PICTURES...THIS CHICK IS REALLY HOT

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2298228

She looks like Angelina Jolie...but not as hot...

And plus, she gave up Jason Statham to be with BILLY ZANE... this chick is fucking crazy

#55-- after reading your post I inspected the pictures further and your right!!! WTF??? If she's not "tucking" then she has one hell of a bush or maybe a pantie liner or thin pad?!?!? Either way....blech!
And I'm sorry but I have to agree w/most comments. What is sooo special about these bitches and who the fuck are they?????????? I am not impressed and most definitely feel there is NOTHING to envy or be "jealous" over any of these bitches......(the blond/red bikini actually scares the holy shit outta me) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the one is the red's face!

Kelli Brook - hot. Model on the right - hot. Model on the left - model? MODEL?!!!! Red bikini girl - she just bit your penis off.

The chick in the red is SO CREEPY.

Bill Gates once said "I'm successful because I surround myself with people much smarter than I". Kelli's just doing the same here... "I'm pretty because I surround myself fuglier and skankier bitches than I".

I would agree, the model in red bra and panties, is either a tranny or she has a huge bush under there. I would think most panty models would shave her pubic completely off.
I do like all the pretties that they are modeling.
@56, They sure do.

the girls

1.) um, mister on crack

2.) rose mcgowen on crack

3.) Jenifer Love Hewitt on crack

IT IS IN HER BIO
the red model is only to be photographed from her neck down

Hmmm.....the woman in the red bra. Is that what lingerie models look like? Huh. I didn't know that lingerie models crawled out of the grave to eat your soul.

I can't believe there isn't any commentary on the site about zombie model.

i was going to say something about how evil and scary red looks but i dont need to, its all here already,lol! she totaly will eat your soul!

You know, though the one of the left has been catching a lot of flak I must say that she really really...does indeed deserve it. I didn't know that Sam Neil had reprised his role from Event Horizon and then opted to also dress up like a woman for Kelly Brooks' new line.

kelly brook is unbelievably hot... but unfortunatly the first thing i noticed was how sickly that chick in red's face looks. ew. but her body is fukin slammin' heh heh

Is it just me, or does the model in the red lingerie look as if she's about to eat your soul?

Someone over-cooked the girl to Kelly's left. Jesus. Medium well!

Right**

That one model in red looks like Jeff Goldblum at the end of The Fly. If the photographer's camera had arms, it would have tried to kill itself by now.

fucking exorcist chick man... what the hell is she doing there?!

#67 try reading the fucking comments. idiot.

#15 HA she does! aw man thats great!

#55 i know how you feel, i think i pissed myself a little the second i saw her face.

okay, to whoever thinks we should stop hating on the women, get a grip, the ONLY one to be jealous of is Kelly (assuming she is the one in the skirt) because shes the only hott one of that group. the rest, no need to explain that one.

Chick wearing Checkered Bikini's stunned me!! yeah!

Those are definately Men. Check out pic 4, no chicks but is shaped like that. and that last pic what size bra is that?

I'm sure it's been asked, but is the girl in red supposed to resemble the kid from the exorcist?

# 76 - I was referring to:

"Kelly Brook launched “Kelly Brook Lingerie for New Look” in London today. Jessica Simpson could learn a thing or two here. She had the first step right, she showed off the big guns. I’ll give her that. But her British counterpart Kelly Brook went the extra mile and brought in some lingerie models. That’s how you launch something. I hope you’re taking notes, Jessica. No, you’re not. You’re eating the pen. That’s a start, I suppose. Just don’t swallow the ink agai-- ah, shit. Hello, poison control? Yeah, the Simpson place. Ha ha, you know us. Anyway, just come right in. I believe we gave you guys a key when you were here this morning. No, no. The second time. Right, the swallowed battery."

i apologize for missing all of those comments about the woman in the red bra. i am obviously an idiot. Please accept my apology.

#79...what butt are you talking about? you cant see anyones butt in pic 4 except for the side shot of one....

Jesus Christ, that chick on the left is scary.

The one in red looks like the rabbit from Donnie Darko.

I am glad to know that I am not the only one who thinks the chick in red looks like a Halloween nightmare. Egads!

that model on the right loooks like the spawn of the devil-she's just waiting to drink kelly's blooddd.....
seriously her face is freaking me outtt

ahahahah totally donnie darko you called it captain

fugliest lingerie models ever.

I'm pretty sure the chick in the red is a Real Doll and not, in fact, human at all like so many were want to believe.

Did they have to get ugly lingerie models to make Kelly look better? I mean really, Kelly is a pretty girl, she doesn't need to be surrounded by fuglies.

Kelly Brook makes me feel funny in my pants.

Kelly Brook launches things...IN MY PANTS!

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I scrolled too far down while looking at Kelly...and got a glimpse of Britney. It's rather traumatic when your mind expects Kelly, and then Britney pops up.

I threw up a little in my mouth.

The one in red to the left isn't doing much for me, besides looking spooky.

But I will say, these models pushing Kelly s ugly lingerie appear to be more fit and toned than the ones pushing Gisele Bundchens ugly shoes.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/10/gisele_bundchen_is_a_shoe_sale.php

Kelly looks pretty and hot.

she's very pretty but that girl on the left looks like Linda Blair from the Excorcist..seriously. that thing will give you nightmares.

how beautiful and shining they are. but do you know such beauties also lonely. i saw they are on a dating site called sugarcupid.com. are they lonely? maybe.

ummm... fucktards the one in red has to be a fucking man and how the hell do you dickhead bastards not notice that first hand????

ummm... fucktards the one in red has to be a fucking man and how the hell do you dickhead bastards not notice that first hand????

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