Nov 26 2007Katie Price gives terrible Christmas presents

who? is that Jimbo?

What a cruel, cruel woman...

nasty

She can look a right state, but I actually like her!

God, she looks like a mannequin.

She can look a right state, but I actually like her!

xrist, she has lips that would make a duck jealous and she's concerned her cans are too big?

let us never forget the importance of perky. This is the key ingredient to a nice pair of plumbs

She has visible stretch marks, like FRIST, but some of them are around her mouth, like Jimbo.

No real man would want his wife's boobs smaller. He's totally gay. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay ...

I'll bet he'd like the docs to make a penis for her from the spare breast tissue.

Oompa skin, man face, giant nasty nose, fucking sick. Only insecure losers need giant tits to get turned on. I far prefer a delicate beauty like Rachel Mcadams then one of these "oh I'm so proud of my giant tits, I'm butt fucking ugly but, god gave me tits so I could be a whore and feel good about myself'". Plus the big boobed ladies always end up fat as fuck.

Verdict: No thanks. The only fluid that this woman could get out of me is PUKE.

@11 you sound bitter. do you need to poop?

Oh check wikkipedia they are implants THREE implants each. I thought she might have been one of those freaks of nature but no she's just a giant loser whose had endless plastic surgery and will be dead soon.

who is this ugly skank? and where is she selling her fragrance, Perfumania? real stores probably don't sell this panther piss.

Nope I just took a giant steaming dump and it looked like Katie Price's face.
But thanks for asking I had no idea the superficial was such a caring environment.

Who care about her wonky eye. You are never looking at her face anyway. Someone must stop her. Dosen't she know she can feed a country with those fun bags??

She'll look like Hulk Hogan's wife in a few years mark my words.

"Stunning," what a misnomer. How about Cunting as in "See what she did, your cunting daughter?" ): P

Does she look fake, or is it just me?

11 - you are so my new hero/heroine. Thanks for the belly laugh.

19 - if you have to ask, then it's you.

They are not real?

Krusty the Clown................

11, 13, 15, I haven't laughed this hard since PapaHotNuts

Her eyelashes frighten me.

THIS FAKE BITCH LOOKS LIKE ICE-T'S WOMAN. HE LOVES FAKE BITCHES.

You know, my sister was born with big ole monser titties and they've been down to her belly since she was 19. I thank the cosmos every day for my small, high breastesses.

Thats a man baby! (I know, over-used line but I love it)

The Price is wrong!

She sure has some purdy lips.
They would look wonderful wrapped around my hard cock, going up and down.........................

30 - stop it. it's been two years of celibacy and even talk about hot dogs and donuts makes me randy, YEAH!

no, this is a good christmas present.
she will look much better. those things are too big a dowdy looking, i can't see her body. if she takes a shower and scrubs some of that orange paint of she will be good

They are fake Giggles

@31,
Don't worry, once you graduate from the semminary, getting laid will be very easy. Altar boys don't put up much of a fight, once you've got their pants down around their ankles.

I'm sorry but you have got to be joking with me. Her boobs are absolutely WHOREndous! I have beautiful perky champagne glass boobies and man are they sexy! I look pretty damn good too, better than this Jordan character and I'm a normal 25 year old woman without the help of trainers and plastic surgeons. I don't look like a cheap slut either. For her to get a breast reduction I'm pretty damn positive she will still have HUGE boobs, so all you f**king a**hole perverts can breathe easier.

Seriously what is wrong with you people!!! Why do you have to assume ALL men adore insanely gigantic disgusting boobs like that EW I love boobs as much as anyone, but for the love of god people boobs that big are not attractive! They are clown boobs!! She looks like a friggin’ circus attraction.

And I know it is your job to be a dickhead and judge women based on how they look, but honestly you could do yourself a little justice by not making it seem like you are vouching for all men. I will tell you that if you were a little more educated or well-traveled that you may know ONLY American men are so obsessed with boobs! American men may also love boobs, but I’m pretty sure as long as they are round and jiggly (and not deformed) a man will be turned on. Am I right? or is everyone on here as superficial as the website?

34 - LMFAO - no it's by choice. But again LMFAO!!!!

Hey asswipe trolls, this is the first time I've commented since lunch, and STOP TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK!!!!!

Although if you're jealous, I could give you a few tips on how to be cool or how to come up with your own name..

But it will cost you

Gee Staph, tell us how you really feel. I agree with SOME of your comments but I believe 90% of the posters here have said how gross they think this Whore is. So, what's your beef?

And yes, we are that shallow, that's why we're here (rolls eyes).

Mmmmmm.... Tranny-licious!

#35
Why dont you well travel your ass right out of the good ol U.S.A.
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH YOU DIRT BAG WHORE SHIT LICKIN BASTARD!!!!
STUPID BITCH

BunnyButt you're right, he must be gay.

40 c'mon, even I know that's not Jimbo

How old is this slag anyway?

TT is that Youuuuuuuu?

Steph, I agree with everything you say. Now bend over. Because you're bitchy, there will be no lube (at least until you tear...).

If she gets a reduction, the slags gonna sag to the flo.

Well, since she is throwing out the old ones anyway, maybe Katie Price should give them to Katie Holmes for Christmas..

Er...Tom would not like that, so Kate Hudson? Kate Moss?

These are the Kates I know I know.....These are the Kates I know..

Yes, it's me. LDB.

What's up butter cup? Besides the rent.....

She is so gross and overdone looking. Cindy Crawford looks perfectly angelic next to this creature...

Yeah TT where have you been?

Or my................. never mind.
Not much, LDB. I've been working and not being a slacker here at the Fish. Not that there is anything wrong with slacking off. Since it's "Black Monday" I've done a little shopping today.

Even though a gentle shade of orange, she does have lovely skin!

I've never even heard of this tranny before.

her boobs are ugly. the don't look like they move. bigger isn't always better.
maybe her husband actually liks women and a woman's shape.
i would only think an over the top drag queen who exagerrates what it means to be female would like that circus shit.
i would think that someone who likes this would be gay,
a man who would want those things reduced to life size so that he can play with them may actually be straight or like actual real life women.

why would she get rid of her natural big breasts??????

like I said, 55 - you're the bomb.

55 you probably dont know this, but gay men dont like breasts at all

That is the scariest thing i've ever seen in my life, and i ain't talking about her giant milk jugs. Damn someone PLEASE give this girl a mirror and perhaps a bottle of make-up remover STAT.

56 - (screaming) THEY'RE FAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!

60 is that so?

I don't want to leave work cuz I'm waiting for Steph to respond. (tapping foot)

My beef is not with anyone posting on this site, my beef is with the man running the site and why he has to assume his opinions go for every man on earth.

and... Whoa JIMBO you are a insanely psycho man... calm down over there. I love America and I did not say ANYTHING negative about men here. I love American men and have my heart bleeding over one. All I stated was the fact that only in AMERICA do men obsess over boobs. I have no problem with men's obsession with boobs I like boobs too. My statement was just to reiterrate the fact that not ALL men are gay if they don't like massive disgusting boobs like hers.

You are too funny peeps. Keep the comments coming... I especially love the guy that wants to bend me over... hahaha wishful thinking hunny. BTW I have a hotter ass than any woman on earth. Lucky guy that gets to be with me huh. MY boobs will never sag and my ass is as big and round as you could ever hope for with a tiny waste and a tight bod all over... aw jealous?

Love you all

KISSES xo

has anyone noticed katie prices awful horse teeth. (meh-her-herher)

What the FRICK is that a fucking love letter #63? A saga? A mellowdramatic piece of yeah who cares I lost interest halfway down..

I make a new rule. No comments over 7 lines allowed.

One more rule. No comments about the 7 lines I just snorted..

Well, it was NOT worth the wait. Staphs comments are like the crazy dude that posts horrible awful racist thug comments, only hers are pseudo-conceited in order to garner responses of shock and "oh please," etc.

Staph, you must be new because that was not the real Jimbo but a troll.

OK, I'm out. Gotta get my ass to class and finally get a bachelors degree after 7 years. Part time college sucks, man.

lol @ 'perky champagne glass' thats gross if they are shaped like a champagne glass. youre reading too many mags steph. i bet youre a saggy A cup.. mmmmmmmmmmhmmm.

Wait, did she write a "tiny waste?" Oh, you opened yourself up for a lot of abuse. Like, you are a tiny waste of life. Bwahahaha!

what am I an infection? The name is Steph silly not Staph. You all are so funny I can't get over how mean you are to me. I didn't say anything mean about you. I have never posted on this site, I just get irritated by men posing as an opinion for every other man on earth. Hence why I decided to post today.

You will likely never see my name on here again, unless I'm feeling particularly annoyed.

Geez louise folks. Step in line to assault me... oy

WAIST - idiota!

I LOVE YOU FRIST!!!!!!

(as a friend of course)

@63 Steph - I would love to take the kisses XO. The thing are are commenting about is a troll. There are 3 of us that seem to get the brunt of the trolling. There are a few other favorites in here that get trolled too, but we seem to get most of it.

A key sign of my troll is haveing something about asses or poop or wanting to have sex with my mother. That is not me. My mother passed away this summer.

Anyway, thanks for not trashing me..

Good good keep it going... I will probably never read these again once I've left my office; however, it was fun while it lasted.

and of course I'm going to write stupid shit that gets you all riled up... isn't that what you all are doing too?

Fun times guys. Have a nice night!

See I knew she was new. (Hey, that's funny)

Don't let the pc hit you in the ass as you leave. (SLAM)

Sorry bout that Jimbo... I'm new here and didn't mean to offend anyone.

Again have a nice night and wish you all the best.

You'll be back Steph....we always come back. It's like a drug and we can't get enuf of the fix.

Quick engineering questions: With implants, aren't breasts supposed to stay high and perky? And, if she wants them perky, shouldn't she do a breast lift vs. a reduction? I don't have personal experience with such things, so it would be kind of interesting to know. Kind of. Not like I'd have either implants or a reduction done. Also, if you click on picture 2, she kind of looks like Cameron Diaz. Just in the face, though.

Howdy, TT. Nice to see you.

@72 Why as a friend? We could use a little girl on girl action in here

Jimbo, sorry to hear about your mom. Did you at least have one last chance alone with the body? Must have been a little difficult to role her over.

@35 - not true I am British and Jordan (Katie Price) is unfortunately British too (Ooh the shame) and the emphasis is on disgusting gigantic fake tits or gigantic real tits.

LDB,
Almost as bad as the porn fix.
Almost.

#72 mutual :)

Steph, it's ok, although the Jimbo troll is insanely psychotic, so is the REAL Jimbo.

I'm kidding Jimbo..hey did you write me back yet?..

She needs more make-up... and really big red shoes.

I don't know who's grosser...this bitch or Amy Crackhouse...I mean, Winehouse...

She looks like a crayon.

With moosive hooters.

Her makeup is a targedy: Her face ended up a dull, unnatural brown, and it makes her look 10 years older...
It's weird that she wants to undergo breast reduction surgery in order to get taken seriously (lol), and she still dresses like some porn star. Nice stretch marks, BTW...

I have no idea who she is but she looks like a human Barbie doll, maybe she should think about getting her nose fixed

#80=TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and it's spelled "roll" dumbass..

84. I don't know what that means but I just shat myself laughing.

Oh yeah, CLOWN! Red shoes. OK

FRIST, If I could kick your trolls ass I would, in a mosquitoes heartbeat. That was low, even for the troll. But Iknow you can spell so I knew it wasn't you.

Jimbo, is that true? My condolences, fur real.

88 - here's a good one....

Mali-boob Barbie. hahahahah ahem.

I would like to take this opportunity to say I am sorry to any one I may have offended. My most heart felt sympathies to the real Jimbo.
One of the Many Jimbo trolls

FRIST I wrote you this morning..

Ohhhhh Look the Jimbo troll has a heart.. That was nice troll..

Ohh gross!!! Since when is throwing all of your make-up on your bed and jumping into it to see what lands on your face, attractive?? Some guys will settle for anything with tits!

Who the hell is this chick?

.

I can think of another Kate, FRIST, but she's not famous.

Oh right that doesn't count then.

does she/he have liver disease? he/she skin is piss yellow

Her husband is gay. Seriously. Check out his photos. He is a total cocksucker and just needs to come clean about it 100%. He hates boobs, hates vaginas and loves the man parts. Next surgery he will have Katie get a penis attached to her twat. Just you wait.

Fine. Forget what I said earlier. I hope your ugly whore of a mom is rotting in a soggy, vermin-infested grave, and that you beat off bitterly every night while remembering how great the handjobs became when she developed palsy.

@102. What is wrong troll? I said you had a heart. And just and FYI, we cremated her and scattered her ashes in the Pacific ocean.

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON?

another publicist arranged marriage.

Peter andre is EXCRUCIATINGLY gay.

Jordan's a dog ho. Or is it ho dog? I forget my etiquette.

whoever told this twit that sharpies and tarantulas were perfect cosmetics should be shot, however judging from these pics, i'd say it was a drunken, stoned and very vindictive tranny

Not a good tan or spray on tan? Whatever it is, she now looks like a Oompa Loompa.

O M G

♪ "All I want for Christmas is my two front tits..." ♫

too much bronzer

She looks like a real life barbie doll -- the brunette. Am I the only one's who's caught that?

Bottom left pic, "Aint i pretty in these photos all airbrushed and fake"...of course in real life, without a shit load of make-up and lighting you are a total ugly skank. Who the fuck is she anyways??? As far a can tell her existence is meaningless.

You make me sick. i just found out your secret that you have joined an online a club called sugarmommymeet.com, by which you are seeking a sexy guy for extramarital relationship.. Is that true?

wow! she is the color of clay, no one is that color. she looks crazy

what the hell is wrong with her face?

fish, duuuude, google peter andre and u will see why he wants that orange troll to take her tits off, because he is BLATANTLY FLAMBOYANTLY EXTREMELY GAYYY.

>>AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH

This has been implanted to your brain so deeply that you don't even realize it makes you sound like an ignorant chauvinist bastard who is looking for trouble with the 90+ % rest of the world population.

Her plastic surgeon is planning to use "Stunning" as the antiseptic.

In answer to the many :

"Who is this person"

She is just a page 3 (topless newspaper) model in UK. Went on to do some celebrity reality shows. Very famous in UK.

She is embarrassingly thick and common. You yanks are welcome to her. In fact, I'd be prepared to swap her for Britney.

#40: troll, jimbo, or whoever you are: only in your nation you think youre the best, the rest think youre idiots. america is filthy, filled with flags, FAGS, fatasses, bigots and just plain ugly stupid people.
fuck the U.S.A.>>>Ugly>Selfish>Assholes!

Wow, that's such a great look. Covered in thick orange paint with beachballs under the skin on her chest. Yessiree. What a beauty.

How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.com.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby... if it is true!

She shouldn't get them reduced - she should get a second pair put on her back so no one has to look at her face. It's amazing what passes for good looking in England. No wonder Madonna moved there.

is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on an online community site Sugarcupid.com. you know it is a site just for rich men to look for extramarital relationship... you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.

What's with all the sudden clumsy attempts to mention cheesy dating sites on every comment board?

Anyway, Jordan is definitely the pornographic version of Barbara Cartland.

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/art/2007/02/why_art_could_do_with_a_dash_o.html

...only with bigger tits and more orange. But the sentiment is the same. Both utterly bonkers self-deluded Brits who I secretly admire. It's the eccentricity that draws me like a moth.

These pictures are less repugnant than the earlier ones, I think. Eyelashes still all wrong.

Shit. Look at her knees in pic 4. What's going on there?

119. I thought she was a drunk porn skank who was linked with an athlete for a few minutes.

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops_menu_jordan.htm

THEY ARE IMPLANTS CHECK HER WIKIPWDIA PAGE. THERE ARE THREE IMPLANTS IN THERE TO MAKE HER BOOBS THAT BIG. COME ON.

*WIKIPEDIA

i would like to do a sex with her

119 tc - November 27, 2007 1:54 AM
You yanks are welcome to her. In fact, I'd be prepared to swap her for Britney.

Deal, but you first need to euthanize Peter and agree to pay all quarantine fees on Brit Brit.

stans, but here in america males drool over jessica beil, angelina... and a bunch of brazilian girls???

Hm. I just realized she also looks a lot like Terence Stamp did in "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert ...

What a shockingly ugly, fake-titted, orange-faced Jewess.

Women from the UK who try to be "glam" never look right. It's always a borderline "tranny" scene.
I think I figured out what her deal is with the "over bronzing" though - she's trying to match Harvey!

www.hotcelebs.org

Jesus I wish my wife looked like her.

I feel like this is going to turn out like the dream sequence from Roseanne when she got her breast reduction surgery...

How hot she is! but i just heard someone said on Yahoo
group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know the
site is rich women seeking young cute men site, you know sugar mommy and
sugar baby... omg if it is true!

She's fucking hideous! Big fake boobs, gobs of make up and just all around fake and plastic looking. How can anyone in their right fucking mind find that cunt good looking?! I bet she scares the shit out of her own children.

Too much of something is bad enough. I bet she's not getting happy with those two big mountains.:-)

that is true. some women complains about their large breast.