Nov 5 2007Katie Holmes runs NYC marathon

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Katie Holmes ran the New York City marathon yesterday. Tom Cruise and their daughter Suri were on hand to watch Katie tackle the 26 mile trek. She had been training for months in Berlin, where Tom was filming his new movie Valkyrie, and at home, according to Ok! Magazine:

"Kate is determined to finish the race," a source close to the couple revealed to OK! at the time. "She's as fit and toned as ever."

Katie, 28, remained just another runner until she entered the stretch, along Manhattan's 1st Avenue, where a clandestinely dressed Tom awaited her to give her a congratulatory kiss. Sources tell OK! that her superstar hubby had also planned on throwing a huge bash in a tent in Central Park near Tavern on the Green, with all her family flown in from Ohio. Katie finished the race in 5 hours, 29 minutes and 58 seconds.

There's no doubt Katie Holmes is in shape, and I’m sure Tom encouraged her work-out regimen. He wanted to make sure she was strong and toned. Maybe flatten those breasts down. “I mean, who needs them?” Tom probably asked. “In fact,” he would add, “Have you noticed how fast my heterosexual buddy David Beckham is? You know what gives him that speed? His penis. Yeah, it’s like science or something. I read it in a book somewhere. Anyway, it’s something to think about. Don’t rush into a decision. Should you say yes, I might have a doctor in the next room. I mean, he’s just here to watch some football but, you know, if you really want to be the best runner you can be, this guy does some awesome work. In fact, when you went to the store, I got myself another penis. Check it out. Haha, it’s a tail!”

NOTE: You know what else slows you down? Bras. Katie Holmes knows what's up.

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TCLTC!!

Yeah, my penis makes me run faster.

So she ran for a million miles without a bra? I can't wait until she has to lift up her skirt to show us her tits.

first!

She has a weird looking ass.

Marathon training? What better excuse to get away from your controlling gay gate keeper than to steal away for hours running. Sounds like a plan.

Marathon training? What better excuse to get away from your controlling gay gate keeper than to steal away for hours running. Sounds like a plan.

Her body looks trampled.

#4
nice try

Tom needs to buy her a sports bra. I don't see how she could run the full marathon with those things dragging on the ground.

At least when I run marathons, I don't have my blackberry and my personal assistant holding both them and my water for me. Sheesh.

Katie is hoping to be able to run 100 miles soon. That way, no way in hell Tom or his freaks back at Xenu Ranch can catch her. Next race, she will try going with a back pack so Suri can hitch a ride. Just you watch. Sadly, Tom keeps Suri too close, cuz he knows she wants to run off and leave the freakshow Xenu Ranch.

Is it too much to ask to wear a freakin bra? YikeS!

Is it just my imagination or are her tits already way lower than they were? Babies ruin most chicks.

By the way, notice the baldie running with her?? Yeah, you would think he was a security guard. But my guess is that TC paid him to make sure Katie didn;t try to run away and get lost. Forever. Baldie is a Xenu Guard. He protects the rich Xenu worshippers and family from getting away from kuku Ranch.

LRH&TC LTC!

Run Katie Run....run away from the Sith Order (sciencetolgy) and tom...btw TCLTC

Katie finished the marathon in five hours. Her nipples finished at four hours 55 minutes.

Wow she is like a robot.

Eww. Her ass is an ugly pancake ass. Also known as back with a crack.

my pet goldfish has more sex appeal

26 miles? jezuz! I do this thing I call "run walk cough die" in the morning. NOT 26 miles of it though.

5.30 sucks, even for a first.
4,4 mp/h // 7,7 km/h is hardly running, she must have finished with the last bunch

Her ass isn't flat, that baby's concave!
Run Katie Run (from your scary husband)!

Here is the beauty of the world: Tom Cruise is vastly more well-known than me. He has countless millions more than me. He has a better home, better cars, and nicer clothes than me. However, even with all that, his wife is far worse-looking than mine. There is some justice afterall.

i'm naive. What's TCTLTC?

She is one of those "fit and toned" people who doesn't look fit and toned. She looks flabby, and her ass is horrible. And why the hell would any female run 26 miles with no bra on? I'm surprised her nipples didn't catch on fire from the friction.

TCLTC = TC Loves The Cock!!

First, she really needs a bra. She's going to have boobs down to her knees before she's 35 if she keeps running with the girls on the loose.

Second, she really didn't run very fast. She came in 34,195th place. The only Holmes that came in after her were 2 older women. For a 30 year old that is "in shape", she should've been able to complete the race faster than she did.

Holy Shnikies, is there video of this, bouncin all over the place and whatnot.

She'll be baning Beckham in no time.
TCLTC Duh

Why is her right nipple so freakishly high? If you look at the pics it doesn't even line up with the left....I say boob job hence the lack of bra

Wading through ankle-deep through buckets of spit and empty cups at the end of all of this is...oh....so ....glamorous..

Typical white girl - flat, shapeless ass, even when she's physically fit. Lucky for her all the lil' dicked white boys are happy with the hard nipples on her sagging boobs. Remember the '50s? Boobs in tight sweaters, making all the lil white boys drool? They're still stuck on that. Afraid to go below the waist. Scared lil boys. LMAO.

@33- who writes "laughing my ass off" after something THEY wrote? You. Fucking idiot.

I like her cap ;-)

She "ran" 26 miles without a bra? WTF is this stupid cooze thinking? Anyone else but a hollywood idiot would have the Cadillac of jogbras, but not katie. it's all about the show, non?

She needs to get in the squat rack ASAP with something heavier than a pink, one pound dumbbell. That'll solve her flat ass problem...

Completing a marathon is no joke.
Well done Katie.

i think she just jumped in at the end. who runs (i use this term loosely here) 26 miles and doesn't break a sweat? or wear a sports bra? i hope she's already scheduled a breast lift.

#34 - lmao @ crackers, like you. It was implied from the context. Lil dickie AND retarded. No wonder you're so angry.

@40- keep writing and prove my point further, please!

39 - holy shit batman, you're right. Not a lick of sweat. Jesus, these people are so, so unreal.

And, Ewwww, lookit her ass.....

#33
can you even get your head into a room with those big fucking porch monkey lips?

33, wtf are you talking about? do you even know?

and no, most of us don't remember the 50s because we weren't alive. hell, my parents weren't even alive.

Ha-Ha-Ha! Tom, look at Katie. It looks almost as if she is concentrating as hard as she possibly can, just not to fall over. I thought that the more you age, the older you look? Odd, because Katie isn't thirty yet, but looks to be about sixty-five or so. Check Holmes's hips out. What in the fuck happened? Was she involved in an accident that I didn't know about? Fucking un-godly shapes, man. L. Ron? The least you could do for someone who's spouse paid all the money, and has been completely been "audited"; someone who has a PHD in everything, is to fix his crippled, retardedly legged wife.

#41 - sure thing, cracker. Hey, did you read about all the women who have a forbidden fantasy about fucking a white dude? You didn't? Yeah, that's because they don't. Proves my point.

@40- I can't believe you got your "you're" right. Anything can happen, I suppose.

#44 - You type using letters like crackers' dicks: all of them are half-sized.

#47 - I don't recall inviting lesbians to this conversation.

oh holy hell guys, we've got a retard on the loose! I'm not gonna say any names, but he seems to think that black dicks and lines from tom cruise movies go together.

I don't believe for a minute that she ran the whole race. There's no way.

I don't believe for a minute that she ran the whole race. There's no way.

Actually, truth be told, I did try it once and couldn't handle it. Be careful when testing a "myth"!

#46? You know what I think is really funny, and "forbidden"? All the black women (boo) that are disgusted by the lack of respect black males show for "they" African "queens". That's hilarious. You'd be amazed at all the black women that come-on to me on a daily basis. I always smile ever-so politely. That's it. No sex! I mean, I thought beastiality went out after Jesus fucked that sheep with the big cock. Fuck, I don't wanna go to hell for fucking an animal. Do you? Of-course you don't. That's why you're always trying to bang white women. Ha! You racist, you.

You're such a dirty-little stereotype, aren't you, child? Yes, you are. Boing!

wow, what's your aversion to "lil' cracker dicks" ... perhaps one too many up your ass?

or not enough?

#54 - That was pretty good, right until teh ghey overwhelmed you on the last line.

#55 - *crickets*

black meat guy, SHUT YOUR BLACK DICK SUCKER! Unless of course you are using it to suck black dick....... cause you know nobody else will.

#57? Big black-boy? My little chocolate-drop? My poop-chute? I didn't understand your last entry. Please repeat?

crickets, wow, that's original. i've never seen that on here before.

#53 ??????? Stupid troll doesn't even know what it's talking about.

I ran yesterday too, and it was COLD, so most of the runners were only sweating a little, if at all, especially the slower ones. I think it's awesome that she ran, and she should be really proud of her accomplishment!

PS -- For all of you lazy people who obviously don't run, her tank top probably has a built in sports bra. They're really common. And yes, sometimes your nipples will show when it's fifty degrees and your shirt is damp and cold.

something is amiss here.....that "F" number is supposed to be assigned to the fastest 9,000 females in the race. no bra = no marathon.....nipples would fall off

"crickets, wow, that's original. i've never seen that on here before" lisped #60.

Please, no pouting. If you're going to bother to type something, take a real shot, don't just limpwrist some flaccid attempt at sarcasm.

Black cock guy - Yes, it is common for women to fantasize about a one time fling with somebody who used to be considered one of their possessions. However, once they realize they would have to be willing to accept the baggy pants, sideways baseball hats, lack of job, and constant smell of fried chicken, they get wise and return to "the man."

Black cock guy, you better log off. The welfare office closes in 23 minutes.

So he throws her a private tent party for finishing?

Self indulgent little martians.......


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62, it looks like a yoga top from old navy. even if there is a built in bra, it's clearly not enough support for dear katie. she's tripping over her tits in half of the pictures.

haha that note at the end cracked me up!!

Congratulations on such a feat! Being able to run 26 miles and look like you barely cracked a sweat is something to celebrate! :)

"However, once they realize they would have to be willing to accept the baggy pants, sideways baseball hats, lack of job, and constant smell of fried chicken, they get wise and reluctantly return to "the man.""

fixed.

I'm fine with that - coupla good pops and I'm done with a white chick anyway. They're boring in the sack. I only bang 'em to degrade 'em. And when they "return" to you, that's what they are. You're welcome.

that's about 12:30 per mile. i'm not gonna bash her for that, since hey, she's doing it and i'm not, AND i'm an ex-runner.

but i will bash her ass for that top she's wearing. no one with a brain wears a cami with no sports bra to run ANY distance.

tcltc

"Please, no pouting. If you're going to bother to type something, take a real shot, don't just limpwrist some flaccid attempt at sarcasm."

which is exactly what i was saying about your cricket comment, fucking moron.

#73 - I'm sorry, I still don't understand your point. Please clarify.

Black cock guy, it is well-established that the only chicks that go for your tempting offer are the fat ones. While you think you are "degrading" them, in reality they are fat and have no other options. Meanwhile, I have spent my entire life banging actual hot white chicks, and not just a few here or there. We're talking dozens and dozens. And I don't have to resort to any trickery. I merely have to demonstrate to them that I speak English clearly, have a fat bank account, and a job. No enticements of crack or "bling" required. And afterwards, they aren't ashamed. And oh yes, throw two or three of your "sistas" in there too, I've tagged that. Enjoy prison.

She even runs like a robot. Did anyone catch Cruise on leno the other night? He creeped me out and I think Jay was uncomfortable being around him.

without one hour with the makeup artist, she looks like every other chick in the office.

JP_ nice wording buddy. Me likes it. But, sadly, this dumbfuck can't read.....

How did she run 26 miles with her pants hanging over the back of her shoes?

#75 - You have a very impressive internet persona! Let's see...I've fucked 1000 actresses and supermodels of every race, all in their prime, and I didn't even have to speak to any of them, I just unzipped and they immediately disrobed. Also, I'm worth a trillion dollars. Wow that was easy!

And for the record, the largest two cocks according to the Guiness world record book were both attached to white men. That is all. Peace to your sickle cell.

i can't teach you the intricacies of basic knowledge. i guess this is where a diploma comes in handy, sorry man.

#78 - You're easily impressed. Must be a white chick.

Katie Holmes has NO ASS! Her backside looks like a test course for my Mazda 3! WTF Over!?

Black cock guy, believe what you will. I'm in my late 30's, went to college, played a sport there, have had a very successful career, and not doing too bad in the looks department either. So don't get mad just because some people get laid while you vent about how much you hate whitey on the internet. That is all. Carry on.

#82 - so "basic" is "intricate"? Yeah, you're right, I don't think I can learn from you.

#85 - now, see, when you get all modest like that, I'm really turned on.

So let me see........prowling the internet talking about how many white chicks you bang with your oversized black cock is modest? Hey, let me ask you this, have you ever had the opportunity to whip out your giant black cock and lay it on the desk of an employer in order to get a job? NO?? Because all I've ever had to do was whip out my tiny white diploma. But I'm sure that it garners you all sort of kudos from your fellow street-corner standarounds.

"from your fellow street-corner standarounds"

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...Detective Sergeant Joe Friday!

This shit is funny. Katie running a marathon is so boring it turns in to a "cock race war". #75 was probably the funniest of all. I couldn't stop laughing at the "enjoy prison" at the end.........

TCLTC

The brutal picture is number 10. It's the only one with another woman's butt in the picture. Just look at it and think, ok, which one is the famous actress? Wrong! hahaha

#90 - There's no "cock race war." We're not even fighting, because everybody knows you'll win the race to the cock.

Black cock guy, a "cock race war" would be a war about people having cock races, if you were to twist it as you tried to. A "cock race" would be what you were trying to use. Your witty retort therefore made no sense. Sort of like a regular sized tube of chapstick being sold in a black neighborhood makes no sense.

Some of your funniest commentary to date.

The "tail" bit actually made me laugh out loud.

You painted a wonderful picture and I am afraid it isn't too far from the truth......except, in my mind, there would be constant references to lube and the excuses he tries to come up for running out.

#93 - In college I think you acquire a little knowledge, which is always dangerous. Without additional modifiers, several alternatives can be inferred from "cock race war," including a race war over cocks, a war (or fight) to be in a cock race, or, sure, a war about the illegal sport of cock racing, as you suggest. Nice try.

I dont care that her tank top is lined with a shelf bra - it is not supportive enough. She needs another bra underneath - and a real one that are for athletes, not the "uniboob" style worn by moms at the Y.
Gross - it's painful to see her connective breast tissue exploding. She's gonna regret it.

Having just read the JP vs. Black Cock multi-round fight, I am going to have to score the fight 10 to 6 and award JP the TKO. Black Cock had one or two good comments in there, but in the end a college education and a higher IQ seem to have won out. Seriously, Black Cock...stop now before you make a bigger fool out of yourself.

>> "I have spent my entire life banging actual hot white chicks, and not just a few here or there. We're talking dozens and dozens".

You're in your late thirties and still proud of this kind of "accomplishment "?
Some people never evolve. Poor soul.

Oh and congrats to Katie. completed the run and manage to fuck up your half way decent rack.

I think it is ridiculous that people like Katie Holmes get so much publicity when they decide to run a marathon. It is not like she has a job she has to be at early each morning. I know of mothers of young kids who got up each morning at 4am to train for NY marathon and then drove kids to daycare and herself to her 8+ hour job. They ran NY for the first time in 3 to 4 hours. How come they do not get any recognition?? These people had to be back at home that night and at work the next morning so they did not get to go to parties afterwards. It is really disgusting to see that people who do nothing get so much credit.

And btw, (regarding people.com comment about high heels the same night) it is not a big deal to go to the party the same evening in high heels. Anyone can do that. The post-marathon muscle pain starts approximately 24 hours after. I bet she cannot walk down the stairs today.

Also, what's up with her getting F127 (she is so so slow, even for a first timer). F1 through F300 is reserved for elite female runners that are under 3 hours 30 minutes time. You have to work hard to get this? How come her fat ass got this number??????

#97 - Be your own man. Don't stand behind JP (although maybe kneeling in front is a more familiar position?).

at least she doesnt have a celullite ass. id rather have a toned ass like jessica beil than a kim kardashian ass. big asses are overrated.

In that last photo....is she taking a hit off of a doobie?

Woohoo! Xenu! Grow your own!!!!


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Black Cock, Careful. Your comments are already starting to fall apart and get less coherent. I suspect the next few will just devolve into clicks and pops like the bushmen's Khoisan language.

#104 - the only clicks and pops I hear are coming from your knees.

#58
what planet are you on? white chicks are leaping over white guys to get to black guys. it's not just the gold diggers like the wives of tiger woods, ice t, quincy jones, taye diggs, ....they even leap for junkies, dead beat jailbirds........white chicks love the black dick cause it's "taboo" and black men will treat them better and not take them for granted like white guys. but whatever, asian chicks are hotter anyway.

Apparently a butt slows you down too.....that girl has nothing feminine on her!

she always looks medicated, no matter what the surrounding or context.

#106: ALL women cheat. It's a standard feature.

"Katie finished the race in 5 hours, 29 minutes and 58 seconds."


She TRAINED for that? that's a terrible time.

I don't think all women cheat. But lots more do than guys realize, because we're much better liars. Also, guys don't know what's going on most of the time with the girls they're with, so the cheating has to be right in their faces for them to realize it's going on. It's very easy to keep it secret. But anyway, "on topic" (haha), it's definitely true that white girls are intensely curious about sex with a black man, for lots of reasons but certainly the penis size is part of it. Most white girls want to know what all the fuss is about. They don't often come across circumstances where they can find out, but if they do, they'll go for it. It sure doesn't seem like the reverse is true. I don't think white guys are considered mysterious at all. In fact, I think most girls think they're boring and a little too into drinking beer and watching sports on TV instead of fucking. If you look around at all the sports bars, you have to think that's pretty much true.

Black dick is FUNKY!
Like moldy cheese!
Black boys WASH YOUR DICKS!!
With soap.
And water.
And scrub it real good!!!

@3: exactly! WTF? who runs bra-less? that's just fucking stupid...well, unless you want everybody staring at your nipples

#93 - would that be the definition of a "cock fight"?

Katie better start wearing a jog bra or she's going to sprain a ta-ta running 26 miles. If she doesn't, she'd better tape those nips or she'll rub them raw.

UHM I MIGHT BE DOING MY MATH WRONG.... isn't that about a 12 3/4 of minute mile ??? Did she run it or walk it ???

100: Also, what's up with her getting F127 (she is so so slow, even for a first timer). F1 through F300 is reserved for elite female runners that are under 3 hours 30 minutes time. You have to work hard to get this? How come her fat ass got this number??????

money, honey. either that, or tc sucked someone off for the spot.

thanks for the info tho.

Mal Reynolds cracked my shit UP with the click and pop remark! BRAVO.

JP - ya that was funny, but it was a lot funnier when he got instantly PWND!!! baaaaaa-ZING! I don't care if it was a nigga, gotta give props for a one punch knockout.

Miggs, I disagree. Black cock's comeback was base and predictable. Just another reference to sucking cock, too simplistic. The tribesman click and pop remark was very intellectual, creative, and such an obscure yet imaginable insult toward a black person, telling them that they are going to revert to primitive forms of communication. Brilliant and I'm still laughing 20 minutes later.

i'm a runner and no legit runner, in her right mind, would run 26.2 miles without a freakin bra! ouch! she must have been going like 2 miles an hour.

Congratulations, Katie. It's still an accomplishment at five-and-a-half-hours. Heck, I get tired when I have to drive 26 miles. I'm starting to cramp up just typing this.

Katie's effort is one of the many differences between the new Mrs. Cruise and the old Mrs. Cruise. Can you picture Nicole Kidman running a marathon? In a beaded evening gown with high heels?

Actually, I bet her version of running a marathon would be to be carried the whole way in a reclining sedan chair by some of those gay guys who loved her so much in "Moulin Rouge." She'd be screaming down at them to "Run more carefully, you bitches! My champagne bucket is splashing!"

@121

So naive.
Tom dumped Nickie b/c she didn't do EXACTLY as she was told.
He HANDPICKED Kate b/c she's docile & obedient.
Next year she'll run that marathon in a damn bikini & heels if he wants her to & she'll LOVE IT godammit!

I think the whole thing's a scam. Katie somehow slipped into the race near the end and ran a couple of miles. They somehow fixed it so that the chip on her shoe recorded that she ran the whole race. Another sham, just like her 14-month pregnancy and her marriage.

I started to read about Katie Holmes and all of a sudden this became a race war about dicks. Black cock no brains stop talking about your penis like it's your brain, hell maybe it is. The rest of you ignore him like a bug on the sidewalk and maybe it'll go away or start talking about the subject at hand which isn't your cock for brains!!!!

im going to tell the truth about white chicks and men.
I don't care what you say, there is no way the hottest white chicks, and I dont mean your stupid "stars of hollywood" I mean your extremely hot white chicks which are rare by the bunch hit the black dick. And there is a reason for this. There is not one extremly hot white chick that even wants to take a chance at a mixed baby. No Seal and whatever he name don't count cause heidi isn't that hot. I know what the best looking white girls look like and they in no way want black dick, they want my dick and i''ve prob got more to work with then most loser blacks guys.. just a side note, we enslaved you once, don't think we can't enslave you again.. you idiots start acting up when microchips come out and don't believe the white illuminati aren't going to turn off your chips and starve out your population, you do nothing but degrade our society for the most part.. and im hella racist atm.

running a marathon! who DOES that!!!

What the fuck is up with all the racism and sterotyping in these boards? You can't make ignorant insults and broad generalizations about a person just because of what country their parents came from, whether their skin is black, white, red, or purple.

That said, I can't even go for an easy jog without some decent support, and built in shelfs in camis do not offer it. I'm actually sorta impressed by her resilient boobage- I'd be have to be hugging my chest the entire way in one of those.

Finishing a marathon IS a big accomplishment but really, 5 and a half hours is unimpressive. It says she's been training for months, but at that pace she must have shuffled - or walked a lot. Oprah ran her marathon in 4:29, faster by an hour, if that gives any perspective.

I have not run a marathon, but I would like to someday. I'll make sure I'm really in shape for it because I want to beat Bush :).

Lance Armstrong is dating Ashley Olsen!

She's toned and skinny, but obviously not athletic. I'm sorry, but given that she trained for three months before the race, 5 hours and 30 minutes is a terrible time. Doesn't she have anything better to do for that amount of time? Of course, it's probably the most time she's had to herself since she surrendered her soul to Tommy.

Seriously. 5 and a half hours of running (or walking)? Shoot me!

She wasn't even supposed to have the damn i-pod. She was breaking the rules of the race by wearing the thing. Damn lady, get a bra why don't you?

Shit, her boobs are touching her knees on down-bounce.

if she can run 26 miles without stoping why did she have to marry Tom?


does clandestinely mean gay?

I'm sitting here naked tonight looking at some of the most disgusting internet porno. Great. For some reason I flipped to Superficial, and, fuck, my erection just deflated. I have never seen a woman with hips and pelvis as horrible as Katie Holme's. Disgusting. Holmes's whole body is the nastiest looking set of over-the hill, mother-of six, that I have ever seen. At least with a mother of six, you know what the deal is, right? I mean, you can't have six kids and still look human. It's just not possible. Maybe it's that a mother-of six looks all too human. Heavy. Off to orgasm land!

bionic isnt she!

She's practicing, okay! she's planning to runaway tonight!! from her hideous husband!

The only chick that has ass in those pictures is on picture number 10. Shes a normal girl, almost all celebrities have flat asses. Whats up with that?

Good for Katie - she looks great.

Tom encouraged Katie to run in the NY marathon so he could cruise (hee hee. Cruise, get it?) gay bars in Greenwich Village while his beard was otherwise occupied. After all, TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK!

All of you guys are such haters. NO NEED FOR A BRA when you have NO TITS. Be happy that she at least ran one. Which other celebrity does something like this? Oh wait, Puffy. That's right. And didn't he drink at shit load during the training? Douche. But anyway, getting back to Katie, congrats to her. At least she did it. How many of you fat asses did a race? Huh? HUH? Be happy for her. Haters.

Ok I've run 5 marathons in my life..so I give her credit on doing it, cuz it ain't easy.

Here's my question: Its now not allowed to wear personal listening devices at any US Track & Field event, which the NY marathon is...and here is Katie listening away. I know at the Twin Cities Marathon last month, they had volunteers whose whole job was to confiscate ipods, cells and radios for all marathon participants - no matter how slow you run, you can't have it...How is Ms. Cruise get to have music?

wow... so much racism because of the black cock guy.Think abou it. I think he may be black but his dick can't be bigger than a shrimp. But don't be racist. He's so much of a cunt that u don't have to resort to racism

wow... so much racism because of the black cock guy.Think abou it. I think he may be black but his dick can't be bigger than a shrimp. But don't be racist. He's so much of a cunt that u don't have to resort to racism

More than 5 hours? Jesus, even Oprah did it in something like 4:45.

the woman isnt wearing a bra! shes not human...

Good on her for that grueling 42kms hey.
Getting away from old Tom mate must have given her that edge.

you can't run in a bra... nobody does because nipples get chapped and bleed from the friction of the shirt. A lot of marathon runners actually put vaseline on their chests to help avoid this.

Good for Katie. I'm sure it was a personal victory and not about finishing it in record time, but she definitely should have worn a bra. On an episode of Dawson's Creek she went without a bra and they were very droopy. It wasn't pretty.

#33-I'm sure I'm not the first to say this after your post, but I am a damn fine white girl with a nice juicy round ass (and I'm not fat, it came from my mom who's skinny with an ass too.). So put that in your pipe and smoke it!

TCLTC!
FREE KATIE & SURI !!!

=)

PS: What's all this on girls throwing themselves at black guys cocks? What happened to liking a guy for personality or even just good looks (we can be shallow too)? What happened to not judging a book by its cover and all that bullshit? Never once have I seen a girl at a club or bar tell a guy to drop trou because she needs to see if his cock is big enough. On top of that I think most guys are throwing themselves at women, not the other way around. I've been hit on by plenty of black men, even when pumping gas for Christ's sake. So don't say we throw ourselves at black cock. For one thing there is suck a thing as too big, doesn't matter what color it is. Another is that "the motion of the ocean" does count. A friend of mine with a ten incher is white, so color really can't have anything to do with size. Educate yourself and get a life. It might just help yourself get women. Most of us don't like ignorance, no matter what you have in your pants.

how the HELL did she run all that damn way without an F-ing BRA?

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm surprised they didn't fall off at mile 14!!!!

i viewed this report on sugarcupid.com yesterday. there are many celebrities.

Yeah. She looks so "fit". If the definition has been changed to become synonomys with emaciated. And what happened to the contents of her breasts. They look like flat tires. Does any intelligent person believe this is "toned and fit". I do feel sorry for her though. Perhaps Tom will come out of the closet and set her free.

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