Nov 2 2007Katie Holmes no longer looks brainwashed

It's the Patty Hearst syndrome.

Why is he taller than her in this picture?

Or that blonde kidnapped girl kept as aJesus wife type for the kiddies.

she has some ugly feet!

@1 and 3 You are correct Sir! Hiyooooooooo!

dude...her feet are HUGE

She has a mustache.

Sure she doesn't look brainwashed. Is she still married to this wierdo? She is? Then she's clearly brainwashed. That and and Scientologists are threatening to clean up her image or they'll take the kids to Planet X. You know, Tom's ancesteral home.

Weirder than a bucket of hair.

#4 - agreed.

If you're going to wear open-toed sandals to a movie premiere at least get a pedicure first!

Why are her arms so fucking long. She should be protecting the key, blocking shots and shit, not acting.

I'd let Tom do me in the butt if I got to lick Katie. He might go for it, my ass is kinda hairy.

Tom looks like the father from the Omen

She looks like the type that just lays there.

She looks like the type that just lays there.

why does my troll always talk about asses? weirdo. SHAADAP!

ewwww FRIST!!! You made me think about them doing it. What if he talks dirty to her. Y to the uck!!!

She does have long arms. It's like when I get erections watching Tayshaun Prince in slow motion replays.

sorry

Dammit! I told the Sea Org to up her dosage last week. Fucking idiots...

notice there's no denial of the hairy ass

Why is the fish so slow lately? No wonder all the double posts. Here I'm going to try to make this a triple. Wish me luck!

Why is the fish so slow lately? No wonder all the double posts. Here I'm going to try to make this a triple. Wish me luck!

Why is the fish so slow lately? No wonder all the double posts. Here I'm going to try to make this a triple. Wish me luck!

haha - FRIST is h-i-g-h again

Hey it worked

No, I'm not high, just bored! You're high

Oh shut the hell up number 20. Do I also need to clarify for your stupid head that I don't want Tom to fuck me in the ass or lick Katie? Can you read this? Is your head hurting? Are you that much of a fucking tard?

again, everything "butt" a denial

I like to fuck in the hairy ass.

I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high

Well it’s the funk elastic
The blunt I twist it
The slammer five
Buddha fine
Funk on your desk, es’
Oh what you missed this
You got to bear witness
Catch a ho’, and another ho’
Merry christmas
Yes I smoke shit
Straight off the roach clip
I roll shit
Fold the blunt
At once
To approach it
Forward motion
Make you sway like the ocean
The herb is more than just a powerful potion
What’s the commotion
Yo I’m not joking around, people learnin’
’bout what they’re smoking
My oven’s on high when I roast the quayo
Tell bill clinton to go and inhale
Exhale
Now you the phunk of the thai’
When I feel the effects

I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high

I love hairy ass too.

TCLTC!

She looks preggers

She looks cross eyed in #12

Nothing beats sniffin' a finger that just came out of a hairy butt! Like, say, veggi's.

Katie Holmes is never allowed to wear sandals in public again!! *shudder*
God Dammit Woman - its almost winter - hide those ugly feet in a pair of boots or something!

She looks good.

#29 and 30, I'm still bored

TT, in that case, here, sniff my finger...

Wow, Tom is looking more and more like Alfalfa from Our Gang. I'm pretty sure he and his matronly wife do not see the same thing when they look in the mirror at themselves as we see when we look at them. Very weird people. Just imagine the headlines in a few years, we all know what's going to happen and the prenup has it covered as usual. Use 'em up and throw 'em away eh Tom. He likely chose Katie to have kids with as he figures he can keep dominating her and obviously she has lost all semblance of self. But that won'd last...this is gonna turn into a train wreck, stay tuned. It's just too bad that this sort bring innocent children into the world...but then again, it's not about children, it is about themselves (or rather Tiny Tom).

Hey FRIST both our trolls like the same thing, hairy ass, maybe they should get together.

Katie is cute, but LOOK AT THOSE HORRIBLE FEET!! what the hell is growing on them? No wonder she wears heels regularly, her feet are GROSS... Please, do us all a favor and put the heels back on....

It's like how we met...mmmmm...Steamers....

UHHH picture number 6. Tom looks like a cartoon character. A poorly drawn one.

And Katie's feet are revolting. It looks like she has extra bones or strangely placed bunions growing on her toes... Why not wear flats that are closed toed? Those are ugly ass feet and no one wants to see that.

They are together, a schitzophrenic troll

Xenu loves you, Kate!!! Now give him all of your money, bow down to him, and prepare yourself to jump into a volcano after you give TC some babies.

Her shoes are a size too small. Toes should not hang over the ends of the shoes!!!

blah blah hobbit feet blah blah eat a live cobra blah blah blah xenu blah blah its over, johnny

do not look at her feet in the 3rd from last photo...i am warning you all.

tom is probably pissed that katie didn't part her hair on the same side that he did because he wants them to look alike. fucking freak.

@7 - of course she has a mustache: she's the man

44, thank you for drawing my attention to picture 6. proves my point that tom cruise has always been ugly. how was he considered sexy, ever? he looks like a damn puffin with that nose.

@50 Vince,
At least she wears a nice strap-on for TC.

She has corns and bunions on those nasty feet. They just creep me out...and so do Tom and Katie.

Where the HELL did her boobs go?

Her tits went from her chest to her feet...

FRIST!! doesn't get high anymore. She does love her alcohol though. I smoke enough chronic for the both of us. Frist, I had a couple for you last night (and again this morning before coming to the office).

Does anyone else think Holmes looks like Charlize Theoren in some of these pics? Or am I just high as fuck?

Must be a new writer today; someone who has the hots for Katie.

hammertoes

Mmmm yummy alcohol.........

TS, you're just high as fuck.

those FEET! My penis is hiding.

I have rubbed out my last one to Katie Holmes.

RIP----Rubbing Indefinitely Postponed.

He simply is scared people see him as a sort of freaking FAGGOT........AND HE IS, DEFINITELY!! Maybe he didn't have sex with a guy for a long time because he married lovely katie.But at the start of his career I'm absolute positive he did. This sucker is gay-man!! But he simply couldn't and daren't to come out of the closet because he thought America dumps him. There is the asshole so afraid for and because of his gay-fielings he moved over to the scientology church.
An Actor can make people believing some things he wants them to believe:
HE PLAYS THE LEADING PART IN HS OWN MOVIE!!

I have a damn zit on my balls!!

I know it's totally unrelated to the post, but this has never happened and I'm bummed.

A ZIT ON MY BALLS!! SHIT!!

TS I was just kidding!!! Come back!!!

I think Katie looks great and happy. yeh her feet are scary... my feet are way nicer than hers and there is no way in hell I would ever wear those shoes.... I highly doubt Tom says ooh Kate those toes are suckable. He can pay someone to do that.

Yes I must admit I am a Jimbo troll. Whats most troubling is I am not alone. That is not funny. I call on all of the other Jimbo trolls to cease and desist trolling Jimbo immediately. I do realize the appeal he offers for trollability but he is mine to troll exclusively. So back off losers.
OR ELSE!!!

I'm a guy. I'm not gay. But I have to admit, gay guys have a big advantage over us heteros. They can all form up in a big choo-choo train and bang away while at the same time getting it up the sphincter. If you had a group of 100 guys and chicks, you just couldn't pull that off. But with gay guys, all 100 could really enjoy themselves except for the guy at the front.

I wonder how many guys have tried this at one time? Is there some sort of official world record?

#62, if you shave, it's likely an in-grown hair.

#66
you are gay and thats ok really

65- are you my troll too?

katie wore flats....and tom wore the highheels.....that is so hot!!! Just like I remember him....go put on that nice little wrestling out fit Tom.....lemme look at how you're growing......I don't know about growing....but it that pimple in your pants ready to pop??

@66,
You idiot, if they make a nice circle, nobody is left behind. All 100 would be "pitching" and "catching" at the same time.

Who the crap is trolling ME?

I'd love to suck Tom's little cock while Kate pounds my ass with her dildo.

Nah, Katie doesn't look that great. She used to be really pretty, but lets face it, those days are gone and nothings going to bring them back. Granted she's not ugly, but she ain't what she used to be. At least she no longer looks spellbound and suicidal anymore. Wondering how much longer before she's on Oprah talking about postpartum depression and "writing" her own book.

you know what's more annoying than these trolls? the people who say that their parts look better than so & so's parts.

"my feet are way nicer than hers" that's great 64. so do 97239340923049823 other people's feet. no one cares!

That purse looks like it might be a push out foil of happy pills. He's been looking like a fat little boy lately.

Her feet are uglier than Paris Hilton's.

I don't think sandals are ever really the answer. There must be other ways to make her midget happy.

...So, he is wearing lifts in his shoes and she is wearing flats. It's his film premier so I guess he needs to look taller/same height {which he never does in any other pictures of them}.
Anyway, I've always thought she was pretty in an average, wholesome kind of way.
Oh, and btw...#66, uhm...you ARE gay. Aren't you glad someone told you?

Katie Holmes = herpes zoser of the mouth.

Yuck.

am i the only one who thinks shes pregnant??????

flat shoes....slight baby bump???

Kate wasn't brainwashed, she just caught a whiff of the Avril Lavigne stench when she walked by a couple years ago.. All this time it's been wrecking her mind and she just couldn't let it go.

She had to switch religions and marry a gay man to get rid of it. See what this does to people?!?!?!

Tom and Katie are happy after her "little" procedure. She had an addadicktomy.

Pretty girl....but her feet need to be covered up...blah....:(

That's one of the later steps in the Scientology brainwashing. They teach you how to fake being happy while they slowly suck out your soul and your bank account.

I love women's feet. But even as a committed foot fetishist, those puppies would require a lot of beer and lube before diving in.

I personally believe that Katie has been infected by the Holy Ghost (L. Ron Hubbard).

@30 are you always poetic when you're high?

she is brainedwashed and FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Katie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TCLTC

@30, damn you, now I want to light up a big giant smoke. But those days are over...damn...

"lions for lambs" she's fuckin livin that one.

At least she's got some makeup on and has used some hair straighteners for once! Don't like the sandals. Heels would have complimented the dress a lot more, made it elegant and suited to evening. She doesn't look that much taller than Tom in the pics. Thought she was 5ft 9 or something?!

Is it just me or is he turning into Jason Schwartzman?

Katie Holmes has one of those faces where it gets uglier the more you look at it. She is NOT pretty.

You guys are talking about hair in the ass, maybe Katie got hair in her ass. I hope at least she doesn't shave her pussy like all the others, damn some hair on the pussy is nice to me!!!

soooooooooo pretty

that's some nasty bunion feet. look at the twisted pinky toe. the feet doesn't match the face. And what's up with the Indian-inspired dress???

Is it just me or did Tom get some work done to his face? Didn't he have big wrinkly frowns right above his nose that was pretty bad? I mean, look at his past recent movies and interview/photos and you will see what I mean. it's all smooth now, like he's had a facelift. maybe that's why he is wearing that hair do - to cover up!!!

look at photos of Tom's face when he first dated Katie - definitely looks his age:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41083000/jpg/_41083540_cruise_holmes_getty_416.jpg

I guess he felt too old being photographed next to her youngness, that he had to go smooth out his wrinkles. it's not a bad job, since he didn't go overboard. just looks like he is in his 30's instead of 40's now.

Oh she is way beyond brainwashed..now she really believes the shit they have fed her and beleives she is superior to every human on earth, on the road to becoming clear and immune from negative thetan energy, thats why she looks so confidant and self assured, no more doubt ....she knows that Scientology is right and that its everyone else who is wrong..she is now fullly converted and assimilated into the Cult of Scientology...Katie as we knew her is gone people, she is beyond hope!

how does anyone find her pretty, she is ordinary at best, her fashion sense is non-existent, it is gross, that stupid smerk, her crooked smile, what is her problem? is she on some drug?

how does anyone find her pretty, she is ordinary at best, her fashion sense is non-existent, it is gross, that stupid smerk, her crooked smile, what is her problem? is she on some drug?

Awww they look like twins. How cute.

It looks as though she went a little crazy and had her hair dyed a slightly darker shade than his. I bet he went ape-shit. She always has to be his perfect little reflection- in the early days, she even made the same facial expressions that he makes in every single picture. I'm not sure why he bothers with a real person- he could afford to have a couple of people drag a 6-foot mirror around to hold next to him wherever he goes.

She looks pretty.

Shhhh....don't tell no one.

They're both aliens from the planet "fucked-in-the-head-on-cult-religion"

Be careful...they have "world domination" on their evil minds!

....oh and neither can act...!!!!

if she's pregnant with another spawn of tom cruise i'll kill myself

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She looks gorgeous here. And, if any of you have followed her over the years you would know she has ugly feet. This outfit totally makes up for that scary white dress and makeup at the last event they were at.

Free Katie and Suri!!!

=)

The stepford transformation is complete!

What she's really thinking:
*One day Tom will be MY BITCH & I'm going to RUN THIS FREAK SHOW!*

Shes pretty hot, he looks (is)fucking gay , is a cult member who has indoctrinated the former Miss Holmes. These two are a lost cause............next.

Katie has had a lot of ugly raised moles cut out but you can see she is growing a fresh new batch to replace the old ones. You can see one of her many big scars on her back. And she does have repulsive feet, big and hammertoed. Worst of all perhaps are all of the big purple stretch marks she has on her breasts and pelvic region. You do NOT want to see her naked, its scary.

Tom is so sexy and cute! He was said to be invited to an interview with his wife by a luxury millionaire&celebrity dating site meetrich.com., according to the site owner.

Trannys in love.