Nov 12 2007Jonathan Rhys Meyers sees right through you

First

Lmfao at 1, "First".

Get a life. =P

He's ugly and pale

Way to induce uncontrollable eye-watering, Jonathan.

He was on Regis zonked out of his mind. He was practically jumping out of his skin. I thought he was extremely nervous. Or on uppers.

I don't care how freaky he looks in these pics; i want one.

totally on drugs.

Blech! I watch him on Tuesday nights on The Tudors, on the CBC. You don't notice how ugly he is when he's in that 15th century garb, with all the hair and makeup work. Still and all he's a pretty good actor.

Going ATM can really pop your eyes!

Cocaine's one hell of a drug!

at least he used Visine

My guess is if they would be occupying the same space they would end up doinking each other. Man love, I tell you. Man love would happen for sure.

Dear god get that man some sunglasses! Better yet, take him to the ER because he is tripping major balls on some good stuff.

what happened to this guy?
Used to look somewhat atractive, now i find him repulsive and totally douchebag material. Whats with the staring? Who do you think you are?
James Haven?
His poises are beyond ridiculous and thats a lot of saying for a model.
Somehow reminded me of Stuart from Mad Tv -"Look what i can do!!"
and then he strikes a Zoolander poise.

Fish, I love you, you're hilarious...truly...writers strike? not here...hahaha

ha! what a crazy cat.

#11 Not just man love but the greatest staring contest known to man would take place.

Angelina would be standing next to her brother licking his ear while Brad Pitt would be standing in a corner crying and begging for it to stop.

Seriously... what the fuck is he doing?

...#13, you are hysterical!!!! This guy looks whacked--you nailed it, Stewart+Zoolander...hahahahah;)

I just laughed until I cried reading your post. Hilarious. I'm scared of him.

He just saw Britney without her panties on, sitting next to Rumer Willis and Sara Jessica Parker. That would make anyones eyes point out or just start bleeding!!

He has the same freaky eyes as that runaway bride.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/2/5/f2564aa5f5b4957398568c2431c5f0b0.jpg

Soo is this that "surprised" look people say you get when you get botox or whatever??

Now this is what I describe as being psycho and completely out to lunch... and in need of some valium:)

lmao! that was funny as hell, superfish

That douchebag's probably been working on his "thousand yard stare". A lot of actors believe it is an important part of their toolkit. Me, I think it's dumb as hell.

Haven + Meyers = remake of the ending of "Scanners"

another one out of the park, Superficial
i barely know who this fucktard is
and i do know i don't particularly care
keep the stream-of-barely-to-marginally-knowns coming

the only thing about BSpears left to talk about
is in 10 months when there is her Princess-Diana-like
"her life was so tragic, and cut so very short"
post-mortem bullshit

That child next to him in the 5th picture seems to be attempting to show him up for the creepiest stare award.

Who's looking at HIM?

I like his little hottie yoko ono-ish chica he's got there. Nice.

Uh, I think my future husband might be a tad HIGH. LOL! Is it wrong that I find it funny??? I still plan on marrying him.

is that his first time on the red carpet? is he afraid that he'll blink and his picture would turn out with eyes closed?

He's on something.

WOW..I think he was in Cosmopolitan this month and he looked HOTT! He just looks weird and unattractive here. DAMN you photoshop....

He looks like he's on coke. Hopefully just a bad picture?

He's usually hotness! Why am I so frightened of him now? There's a hole burned into my soul...

here i am, just minding my own business, looking at celebrity gossip pages and BHAM i get this shit?

that's just scary. and not very nice to do to somebody, thankyouverymuch.

Jonathon....easy does it on the coke my man.

helloooooooooooooooooo, GAY!

LMAO dude that was some funny shit, when I saw the pics I thought that they put those 2 freaks together maybe let them stare at each other for 2 days and see who laughs first.

Anyways, great post man lol

Always put my eyes on this sexy and perfect man. LOVE YOU FOR EVER. BTW, someone told me that you appear on the celebrity and millioniare dating site called (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). Is it really you? If it's true, I will send an email because the profile looks sincere, attractive and sexy. Charlie sheen already found his girl at that site

dude hes on drugs usually hes hot

Guys, I had a thought, I know it may seem amazingly out of place...

If we're wondering what the deal is with this guy, why don't we just ASK him?

Who's the new fag on the block?

Hey you, assholes advertising millionaire match site, go fuck yourself in your nostrils.

man white people are fucking wierd. look at this guy! some scarey shit.

HE LOOKS LIKE THE RUNAWAY BRIDE AFTER SNORTING AN 8-BALL

SCOOBIE:
it sho nuff ain't no picnic lookin' at a picture of jesse jackson -- his eyes are on the side of his head !!!!!

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is very handsome. I hear he met that fat Indian serving wench on MeetaRichDick.com. That's also where he met his dealer with whom he often trades favors for drugs. That's also where he met Woody Allen.

His acting coach probably instructed him to always "smile with his eyes"...and get restolyne injections.

Overheard amid shrieks of agony in a hospital emergency room in Smalltown, USA

DOC: My my, those are some really seriouss gore holes you got there young man. Whhhheere'd ya get 'em?
GUY WITH TWO SMOKING HOLES SEARED THROUGH HIS SKULL: Seriously doc, I was just looking at a picture of this creepy dude on The Superficial website, and all of a sudden I smelled burning flesh, my own burning flesh!!! Then I felt the worst feeling, the worst feeling I ever felt in my life. Two holes were being seared right into my head, right through my skull!!!
DOC: Hmmmmmmmmmm, did the fellow also wear tights?
GWTSHSTHS: Tights? TIGHTS!!! Are you fucking kidding me? Tights? (He grabs the doctor and puts him in a choke hold) I have two smoking holes in my head you quack, and you think I took the time to notice if the guy was wearing tights? Oh my head, the pain...,
DOC: Yes, (gag, cough) and it is also (cough) important, (cough) to know what color the tights, (gag) were.
GWTSHSTHS: (Loosens grip slightly) all I noticed was his boner.
DOC: A boner too?
GWTSHSTHS: Yes, a boner too.
DOC: Mmmmm, I know who did this! It has to be that Jonathan Rhys Meyers. No one else can burn holes in people's head with a simple photograph of his death stare. That's a dangerous weapon and it needs to be harnessed before it falls into the wrong grubby little hands.
GWTSHSTHS: Yes, could you imagine the tragedy that would ensue if Britney got ahold of this death stare and combined it with her pussy glare? OH, the Horror!!!!

Ok, here we go. Yes this dude is creepy. Yes, he makes me want to hit him in the face with an iron skillet,. but really no more at this particular point than I want to hit #9 for trolling me. That being said, I got (and you all know this,) NO
Problem with Trollicide

Ahhhh, my eyes hurt looking into his eyes!

Lay off the coke!

CHARLES MANSON eye twin?

I've seen on the various blogs a lot of apparently well-informed assessments of what dope he's probably on. My guess, based on what I recall from a million years ago, is acid (or something like it). As Es Gorda said just above, acid gives you a vacant, uncomprehending stare like Charlie Manson's--the sense that you're there but you can't believe you're there. On the other hand, from what I've read of his drug history, he might be on several things at once. Since he's Irish, what's wrong with only a few old-fashioned whiskeys before he meets the public?

He's still hot. I would feel completely comfortable if he stared like that at me for days. 'Cause he's hot hot hot.

He's a model.. isn't he used to staring in camera's?
Yeah yeah you do drugs, we see wee see. Cool.

No, he's not a bit self-absorbed or interested in what people think. Instead, he's just trying really hard to look good for the premiere photos....being a nice back drop for the other stars by his side. Funny? Sexy? NO<NO<NO!! Yes, a guy who is good looking but looks like a totally affected a-hole here.

am scared!!!!!!

Never liked this dude. He is weird looking and not at all attractive; looks like a mosquito. They had the nerve to have this dude play Elvis, (ppfsh!)

I am so proud of myself! I don't know who-the fuck Jonathan Meyers is. I've never seen his "work". Some people have the "it". The look. Some people can even freak you out, just by look. This guy doesn't have it. He just looks like he's hallucinating; hard. Now, someone under psychosis can be pretty goddamn scary but Meyers, Meyers is just trying.

Can you say "Cocaine" ........what else would make the eyes look this way.

What the hell is wrong with this guy. He looks like an axe murderer.

Wow, JRM is usually really hot as hell. He actually looks frightening here. He's taking the photographers on a trip to crazytown.

Murderer? haha.. He just try the best to open his eyes.. eemmmm. It is said He will join a TV show held by a luxury millionaire&celebrity dating site SugarCupid.com. The site owner should be crazy! ...

It looks like a member of the Heaven's Gate cult didn't make it to Outer Space after all. Seriously, though, he needs to lay off the crystal meth and take a nap, already. Jesus.

He was so good in Velvet Goldmine! I guess he kept the 'props' from that movie set...there was quite a bit! It's like that scene in Friday the 13th part 3 when Jason squishes some poor guy's head and his eyeball pops out at you!

He was so good in Velvet Goldmine! I guess he kept the 'props' from that movie set...there was quite a bit! It's like that scene in Friday the 13th part 3 when Jason squishes some poor guy's head and his eyeball pops out at you!

Stop it! You are scaring the children!

Stop it! You are scaring the children!

he has a rare eye disorder which makes it more difficult for him to see at night. he only looks like this at night. fuck it, i'm lying. personally i think it's hilarious. i can't look at these pics without laughing.

personally i like him. i hope he doesn't get ruined by hollywood. i saw him do an interview and he said he liked living in wales cause all of his old friends are there and he can live a simple life with his longterm girlfriend.

How about some weed to even you out, bro?

He's prannnggginnn outtt

this guy is one cold looking shark in every photo i've seen

Cocaine much?

holy shit! that guy is crazy lookin.

How is he doing that in ALL the photos?!

He's looking for his next victim...

P.S. I just got a nice mental image of him jerking off in a dark corner late at night as he's watching you sleep with that fucked up deranged 'I will molest you and then kill you and then molest your dead carcuss' look.

I totally think he's doing it on purpose. Jessica Biel needs to take up creepy staring. No one's going to put That on the cover of Star Magazine I promise you. It's like paparazzi repellent.

magic mushroom stare.

just a thought.. maybe he has hyperthyroidism or something. cus that can make your eyes bulge out and what not. Or maybe it's just an amphetamine of sorts.

please people, check out this picture of him.

http://www.comeintomyworld.eu/blog/Jonathan_Rhys_Meyers_01.jpg

if you thought these pics freaked you out, you're gonna die hahahaha

I am really sad about this.Yet another man get lured in by drugs! WHY!!
He has so much going for him: lips & eyes are mezmerizing! And he can act!
On an interview with a magazine he said he takes care of his body...
JON not like this! Don't ruin what God gave you!

of course you put the worst pics, I saw some other pics form this premier and they were well gorgeous, he ruined august rush for me b/c I couldn't keep my eyes off him, seriously if I could create the perfect man and would look like him except w/ hair, his hair does look bad here

okay, I admit these pics are hilariously bad

you guys are all pathetic... I hope bringing Jonathan rhys-meyers down helps you feel superior to him or better about yourself. He is a regular guy with insecurities and weird habits like everybody else, what to want from him?