Nov 19 2007Jonathan Rhys Meyers arrested
Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested for public drunkenness and breach of peace at Dublin Airport on Sunday. The actor was displaying “erratic, abusive behavior” which led to his eventual arrest, according to USA Today:
Dublin Airport Police said they called Ireland's national police force, the Garda Siochana, after Rhys Meyers refused repeated requests to calm down.
Police charged him with two counts of violating the Public Order Act, then permitted him to pay an undisclosed cash bail on condition he return to Dublin District Court on Dec. 5 for his arraignment.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers looks like a coked-out version of Voldemort, so I’m convinced that Harry Potter showed up at some point to lend officers a hand. Of course, I was also convinced that the real Chewbacca would show up for my eighth birthday party. Instead my dad just got drunk and wore my mom’s fur coat. Though a lot of the sound effects were spot on, I’ll give him that. But things went downhill when Dad threw the neighbor kid into the TV because he “didn’t want the Viet-Cong reading his mind and stealing his secret recipe for whiskey on the rocks.” When I told him that wasn’t in Star Wars, he puked on the birthday cake then punched Grandpa in the foot. Man, having kids is awesome. I should get a girl pregnant. But not leave town after I find out this time.
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Reader Comments
1. whoneedsenemies - November 19, 2007 3:16 PM
FRIST!!
2. whoneedsenemies - November 19, 2007 3:17 PM
How dare he get drunk in public! pfft
At least he wasn't driving.........
3. Screw You Superfish - November 19, 2007 3:19 PM
I'm Superfish! I'm zany!! Wakka Wakka!!
4. Binky - November 19, 2007 3:21 PM
They could have tasered him continuously like they do at Vancouver airport.
Then, at least, he wouldn't have had to come up with the bail money
5. kool - November 19, 2007 3:23 PM
Why does it look like his eyes are drilling holes into my soul?? Creeper!!
6. oliver - November 19, 2007 3:24 PM
yawn
7. oliver - November 19, 2007 3:24 PM
still yawning
8. oliver - November 19, 2007 3:25 PM
and yep -- that was another yawn
9. Jimbo - November 19, 2007 3:26 PM
Wow. He's hot, I wanna diddle his bottom.
10. oliver - November 19, 2007 3:26 PM
where is that bottle of vodka........??
11. veggi - November 19, 2007 3:26 PM
what's her asses ass.....and now his face...????? are you helping us be thankful during this holiday season?
12. Jaba the Slut - November 19, 2007 3:26 PM
Another one bites the dust...
13. fweem - November 19, 2007 3:27 PM
with a chainsaw
14. simon rosenthal - November 19, 2007 3:27 PM
is he gay, or what??
15. veggi - November 19, 2007 3:27 PM
9- shut yer pie hole troll.
10- i put it all in my 7 up. sorry
16. p0nk - November 19, 2007 3:27 PM
"...public drunkenness and breach of peace at Dublin Airport..."
you can get arrested for that in Ireland?
17. Jimbo is! - November 19, 2007 3:28 PM
No but I am!!!
18. veggi - November 19, 2007 3:28 PM
haha! No shit, p0nk! It's Ireland for blimeys sakes.
19. jack - November 19, 2007 3:30 PM
Who is this guy? And why do his eyes make him look like a psycho killer?
20. veggi - November 19, 2007 3:31 PM
looks like the trolls are back. ek.
I'm off to lunch.
21. Shallow Val - November 19, 2007 3:36 PM
AHHHHHH hahahahahaha! I always hatedthat dude. Ugly monchichi!
22. baaaaaaa - November 19, 2007 3:36 PM
#19 is a troll fucker
23. Italian Stallion - November 19, 2007 3:36 PM
I thought that shit was mandatory.........
24. Duh - November 19, 2007 3:37 PM
This guy and Angelina's brother should get together and have a staring contest.
25. p0nk - November 19, 2007 3:39 PM
and yeh, that really was me. see how long it takes the trolls to hammer me again.
26. Junyper - November 19, 2007 3:44 PM
LOL, poor Superfish, no wonder you're so fucked up.
27. meow - November 19, 2007 3:44 PM
I wanna stab this guy in the eye with a letter opener so bad.
28. MARC!!! - November 19, 2007 3:45 PM
WTF? These jokes are horrid. Kill me.
29. amma - November 19, 2007 3:45 PM
He's my fave combo...hot AND crazy!!! Hahahah...glad he got arrested though, only cause he looks sooo whacked and it so rarely happens that crazy lookin' people who are acting crazy end up arrested. In fact, usually doesn't go that way at all. Yay for justice. Sorry honey, this doesn't detract from your mad alien hotness at all!
30. spam lips - November 19, 2007 3:53 PM
i would let this guy do all sorts of ungodly things to all of my openings. yep, but not on sunday.
31. D. Richards (Dick.) - November 19, 2007 4:01 PM
Viet-Cong! Fuck, Meyers was abusive? My kind of guy. I can overlook his disgusting anemic blue eyes if he's abusive.
32. g - November 19, 2007 4:13 PM
He has a pervert moustache
33. Shallow Val - November 19, 2007 4:21 PM
Amma - you poor deluded darling. If that's what you call hot, I'd like to see what you consider ugly (just for science sake).
34. veggi - November 19, 2007 4:44 PM
Sometimes a guy like this is perfect. You're on a losing streak, you feel bad about yourself, you get loaded and desperate, and take this psycho home. After a prolonged series of unspeakable acts, during which you come more or less continuously, you go cry for an hour in a steaming hot shower. It hurts to walk, but you feel better.
35. justifiable - November 19, 2007 5:42 PM
#34 Try cutting yourself next time - you use the same amount of towels but you don't have to wash the sheets afterwards.
36. KamUK - November 19, 2007 6:19 PM
Any suprises that this eejit was drunk, he looks insaner than Jolie's brother for Gods Sake.
37. Nancy - November 19, 2007 8:46 PM
Always put my eyes on this sexy and perfect man. LOVE YOU FOR EVER. BTW, someone told me that you appear on the celebrity and millioniare dating site called Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger. Is it really you? If it's true, I will send an email because the profile looks sincere, attractive and sexy. Charlie sheen already found his girl at that site
38. ttt - November 19, 2007 11:31 PM
im feeling hot hot hot
when i look at him
hot hot hot
39. whatever - November 19, 2007 11:41 PM
Look into my eyes!!! In my eyes are the answers to all your questions. Do not look away! LOOK INTO MY EYES!!!
40. Captain - November 19, 2007 11:50 PM
This has got to be one of the funniest of your postings yet. I cried I was laughing so hard. This and the one of Steven Tyler trying to walk on a beach. Priceless. If only there was more humor like this on the internet. You're the best - whoever you are. Keep us laughing/crying! :)
41. Caligulita - November 20, 2007 12:36 AM
You keep posting crazy eye pics, but OMG is he a hottie! A GREAT actor and he's Irish (as am I) so leave the drinking be. Drooooooool.
42. Samhain - November 20, 2007 11:03 AM
40 - Thanks for making me curious enough to look up the Steven Tyler post. I almost peed my pants! Thank God my breakfast was digested enough not to come back up!
43. jack222 - November 20, 2007 9:19 PM
That's normal for this rude man. I even see him on the millionaire singles club millionairecupid.com a couple of weeks ago. He was kicked out by that website because he is rude and offended many members at that club.
44. makemepuke - November 20, 2007 11:06 PM
He is a fuckin asshole ..period... if i had a nuclear weapon I'd put it in his eye ball and detonate it.
45. Kyser - November 23, 2007 7:51 AM
He was drunk and disorderly because his mother died earlier in the week while he was in London..
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47. nicole - January 3, 2008 9:38 AM
he
48. nicole - January 3, 2008 9:43 AM
he seems so nice and sexy and perfect in movies but in real life he must be really fucked up.well in this picture he looks like a cockehead zombie.....
49. nicole - January 3, 2008 9:45 AM
he seems so nice and sexy and perfect in movies but in real life he must be really fucked up.well in this picture he looks like a cockehead zombie.....
50. cortney lleonart - January 29, 2008 3:58 PM
yall are messed up