Nov 14 2007John Stamos ordered the fish not the crazy

Nice shoes. Asshat.

Almost first!

FIRST

FIRST

Frist how many times have I told you desperation never works

Maybe she just wanted to know why he's considered an "actor".

I guess you can call that first degree stalking?...lol At least he didn't press charges. Imagine what might have happened if he did talk to her?

I think she wanted to touch his sleep-woody.

Hey Anna Garzia!
Take a clue from MindRiot, who not only took the higher ground by not proclaiming "first" (which, I'm assuming Anna, is what grade you're in) but made a funny joke.

And Anna Garzia! We'd like to take every single goddamned annoying motherfucking cock-eating shit-licking ass-rimming old-man-feltching fist-fucking piece of fucked up pathetic diarreah coming out of the ass of an old syphilis infected boxcar hobo motherfucker who types "FIRST", and rip their intestines out their asshole and make them eat it.

Have a great day Anna Garzia!

I never understood the FIRST bullshe-it.
Why be as lame as the photo I'm making fun of?

You're a douche. Say something funny about the story or shut the fuck up. Only posers try to be moderators on a blog they don't own.

MindRiot........ not only was your statement NOt funny, but don't pat yourself on the back afterwards, ok?

Apparently the way John Stamos stays so thin is, rather than eating those little chocolates they leave on this $500-a-night hotel-suite-for-talentless-actors pillows, he uses them TO POLISH HIS BOOTS.

John, it's called KIWI and it takes about 30 seconds and a brush, dude.

@5 Hey Troll, then why are you so desperate to be someone else??

We should be careful with MindRiot, bashing him might be a hate crime (gays)

Great comeback, Jimbo! I'm surprised, I didn't think you had it in you. Seriously, because you're kinda dumb (no offense).

Stamos is the only reason I watch ER. Before he went on the show, I never tried to masturbate to it. Ok, once or twice, but only because they were showing dead bodies.

I love the middle picture. It's like he's finished sucking my cock and getting ready to brace himself against the wall as I get behind him. Awwww, who am I kidding? I'm always the one doing the bracing

I just fucked my troll's mom.

that's nothing. I just fucked my own mom.

Quite pathetic that people on here have NOTHING funny to say so they post gross things with other peoples names. Sad really.

aww, mindriot, did I hit a nerve? you're a dumbfuck.

Shit like that is exactly why I bought my own jet and stopped using public transportation.

Stamos is the guy you fuck when you're really really hating yourself.

I am a troll. What's the problem?
PS I fucked jerkin's mom. Jerkin helped. A little.

I hope Fish comes up with another post soon, this has really degenerated. Plus I really want to be first!

24- shaaaad aaap eeeedeeot!

Seriously, this guy doesn't age, does he... maybe he should give some tips to the olson twins..

Easy Jerkin.
Not patting anything there pal. Is recess already over for you?

What a bunch of desperate teens on here. You dont drop the obligatory 'first' and get bashed. Oh well.

You guys lay off the shoes. Ive been told that John had just returned from stomping out some hot spots in the hollywood hills before this shoot.

He gave a tip to me once. Right out of my butt. He's a nasty boy. Anyway, I really wish I hadn't had two bowls of Muesli that morning...

30-that doesn't even make sense... and what's your deal with butts? yer weird man..

#9 atta boy Steve!

Now that's the kinda passion to erradicate all the losers that claim "first!' I like to see!!

I'm first!!! No really folks this is a first. I'm going to slander the idiots who bitch at people for proclaiming themselves first. Let's call them first-fags. I'm find and dandy with the people proclaiming themselves "First!" but I really think that the people who bitch at them, like they are going to stop them or change their minds, are the real retards here. SO everyone join me in welcoming in the new term first-fag and christen in by laying into Steve. Congratulations Steve your are the first first-fag! Yaaaaaay!

@15, 17, 18, &19 Wow I have at least two troll.

Hey Veggi how many trolls do you have??

Q. What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A. Keep the tip.

He used to be so hot. Now he's just nasty. And that was some lame commentary, fish guy; lame-O.

f7f17-08 Ha ha! You are the second place first-fag! Way to shine!

#33
You're a loser.

HA! steve is p911gt10c's little bitch. You really shouldn't have taken a man's name, steve.

#34,
Looks like he's got one at #39.

39- go. find. your. own. name. dickfuck.
And jimbo, I'm sure I have serveral trolls, but their collective IQ is embarassing.

I'd have to agree that the obsession with "first" is gay, both for the people who write it and the people who care that they write it and hiss at them like flamers.

What is with the huge glittery ring on his hand in the middle picture?

I agree with #11. It's pathetic to try to police other commenters on a blog that's not yours, according to some rule you made up. It's something kids would do on the playground.

#43 if you look closely its a ring that spells out "FIRST" in little, tiny, diamonds.

"embarrassingly high!!!" I meant to say (I hate it when I misspell a key word when I'm trying to bash somebody's intelligence).

46- actually, you imbread twat, I meant to put the ASS in embarASSing.. get it? you're an ass?

I'd rather deal with that than someone's fuck trophy screaming the entire flight.

lmao@ "imbread"

when i make you a sammich, do you want the imbread toasted?

Damn, Blackie STILL looks good! Grrrrrrrrr!

It is ok Veggi. We knew what you meant and the trolls are all fucktards..

John you should call me. I want to give that girl who wanted you some of me. Just give me her name. My people will get her on my island where i will seduce her with my snake. Thanks for being gay John and thanks for sharing.

Fucktards with clearly higher IQs, granted, but still...wait what?

First of all, I NEVER call "FIRST" for the record, that would be my troll, and so is #16 and whatever else, cause I just got here..

his best days are long gone. he should be lucky that anyone recognizes him. the best part of him left years ago and married the fat kid from STAND BY ME.

# 9. I can see your father was an extremely loving man, but I think all those late night trips to your room has turned you into an evil person. Get a life. you judgmental piece if shit.

what's a "piece if shit"?

#33...we dont' want you to go away mad. Just go away.

A few people write "first" and I scroll down a bit.

Wow, that was rough.

Fish needs to get better material. The bitchy types have nothing worthwhile to write about.

John Stamos? Really? That bitch must not have been playing with a full house...........

I am a little late on this one but hey Anna Garzia, you fucking beaner...get a life.

Stamos just should've bitch slapped her.

On a horny note, I never thought he was particularly interesting when he was younger, but, damn, he's getting finer with age. 'Course, I always like my men a bit worn around the edges. Those shiny new ones are boring.

I kinda like Stamos too. Not from that crappy show Full House, and I don't watch ER now (too much drama, not enough trauma), but he's OK. Easy on the eyes. More than most people can say.

I am deeply hurt that no one trolls me. C'mon, I'm trollworthy. Doesn't someone wanna tell all the other anonymous posters how I have sex with animals and vegetables (but not minerals, I do have standards) while my mom watches? No one wants to post a lame-ass "First!!!!" (and don't forget the multiple exclamation marks, those are the most important part) using my initials? Anybody? Anybody? Is this thing on?

I like to have sex with animals. And veggi. And my mom.

Happy?

..."on a flight between John Stamos and an unidentified woman"...

probably a pretty short flight.

Ok, so for the record.... I thought Pauly Shore was hot in those beach shots and all I want to do now is kick Stamos in the face. At least Pauly could make you laugh (sometimes).

Stamos is right up there with Cris Angel, David Copperfield, and Sam Lufti in the running for biggest douche in the world.

Uncle Jesse?! Can't a guy get to his Ripper's gig without some fucking hag all over his balls? I mean, c'mon, man. Seriously, Jesse should be happy somebody's paying him attention. Isn't he in celebrity hell? An E-list star. How sad.

RE I like to have sex with animals. And veggi. And my mom. Happy?

That's a C- effort at best. If you're not really gonna go all out, just don't bother. It makes me sad, like Britney crying over her wedding dress. But thanks for playing.

The only crazy thing here is that if he had taken her by the neck and smashed her head into the armrest, like he should have done, HE would be the one to get in trouble. Seriously, not everyone is a psycho, or on drugs, or a terrorist......some (a lot of) people are just straight up assholes, who deserve to be punched.

Always put my eyes on this sexy and perfect man. LOVE YOU FOR EVER. BTW, someone told me that you appear on the celebrity and millioniare dating site called millionairematch.com/photo/bloger. Is it really you? If it's true, I will send an email because the profile looks sincere, attractive and sexy. Charlie sheen already found his girl at that site

Always put my eyes on this sexy and perfect man. LOVE YOU FOR EVER. BTW, someone told me that you appear on the celebrity and millioniare dating site called millionairematch.com/photo/bloger. Is it really you? If it's true, I will send an email because the profile looks sincere, attractive and sexy. Charlie sheen already found his girl at that site

Stamos rules!