Nov 15 2007Jessica Alba can wake me up anytime, but not before noon

Hi

FRIST!!!!!!!

Damn -- SECOND!!!!!!

SHE IS HAWT!!!

Um Hello???
#2??? WTC!!!

Yep, I could fuck her hard with my foot long, 4 inch thick penis.

I really can't say anything bad about her, she's hot, she does charity shit, and doesn't really come across as a bitch.

Who is that other girl with her in two of the pics in the green dress? She is GORGEOUS!

Who is that other girl with her in two of the pics in the green dress? She is GORGEOUS!

my always and forever favorite celebrity. she's decent looking pretty gorgeous and look smart.

She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club meetrich.com. She has a personal account there with her sexy pictures, blog and something about her films...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there. But it was said that she is so picky.

#1 Good running defence there FRIST. You saved Joboo from joining the loser brigade.
Sometimes you have to protect people from themselves.

#4 -- HELLOOOOO -- this is the Superficial. Nothing anyone has to say here has any relevance or importance. Thus, we may as well squawk about our place in line.

NINTH!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

dunno. i never got the fascination with her. she's too boring. no drug addled behavior, no topless sunbathing, no sex tapes, no rehab.. nothing.

booooooring.

Which probably means she doesn't have some raging V.D. #13. I would like to keep my penis in one piece or at least not make it look like a piccolo.

Thanks 11, told you I never put FIRST. Course "Hi" was kinda retarded anyway, but WTF, I'm braindead this early in the morning..

I think the other girl is Rachel Bilson. But one of the actresses in the movie is named "Poorna Jagannathan," from Tunisia. Poorna, as always, will go far in Hollywood.

I did her before she was famous.

She's not all that good of a lay.

BigBoneDaddy= Full of it.

The dude in pic#2 is thinking

"The force to cause boners is strong in this one"

And he's right

Alba seems like the kind of girl that would nag you to death. You know the type. Like she has such a sense of high self-standard that she would talk to you like dirt because she's doing you a favor by dating you in the goddamn forst place you fucking moron. She's the kind of chick that doesn't get any of your jokes, doesn't understand any of the things you find funny. Doesn't like "Mr. Show with Bob and David". Hates Bowie, or The Swans, or Rollins. The kind of girl that tries to "change" you by forcing you to get rid of all your shit. Fuck, I'd rather die.

Eeeh...she's pretty...plain, but pretty. She needs implants. Implants are hot.

pic#10, HFS

now that's worth getting into the entertainment business, just having a 3sum with something like that

#20, it's so much easier when your girlfriends are inflatable, isn't it?

she's cute, but definitely not worth the hype. even rather plain, when not all dolled up.

Oh, #23. You make people "laugh"! You are so funny. I bet you're one of the bitches I was talking about. No sense of humor. No sense of self. No self. Period. "BunnyButt". How cute?

And please. Either you're married to a guy that you simply cohabitate with, or, you're a single woman that dates infrequently. Whatever. The bottome line, You hate your body. Love.

I would tap that....

She's good looking but she's also a shitty actress and a MAJOR HYPOCRITE.

She wont do nudity but doesn't mind dressing in clothing soo skimpy that the only parts of her we haven't seen are her nipples, the lips of her twat or her bare asshole.

In a few years people will catch on how terrible an actress she is and she'll be Direct to DVD by 2010.

Black tights and silver shoes?

No. Sorry.

This chick has no talent , but thinks she does. Besides her fashion sense sucks. Black tights with silver open toed shoes?!? I don't care if they ARE Louboutins, it looks like crap.

Hm, 25, you're contradicting yourself. The "bitches" you complain about are the ones who DO have a sense of self, which is exactly why you hate them. But, based on your mini-rant, you also hate women who have no sense of self. So, generally, you hate women.

And, BTW, I have a fandamntastic pair of breasts, so, yes, I do love my body. Every chance I get.

What, no nipples? Dammit.

boiiiiiiiinggggggg!

She's purdy

Sorry to ruin everyones fantasy about this girl, but she has HERPES
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Derek-Jeter-Gave-Jessica-Alba-Herpes-62486.shtml
I found this when I was looking up stuff on Paris Hilton and her own herpes drama.

She's a cutie

She's pretty.

huh, so over rated. I've had friends that are prettier than her. She looks tired here too. But I kind of like the dress and she does have a nice figure. She just needs to eat a little more so she can go back to being curvy; her curvy figure is what made her famous.

She is FOOOIIN!

Now, onto that Star Wars bum. How long before people realize this kid IS A HORRIBLE ACTOR!!

Where's that damned Padme?!

She does need to get back to the "Dark Angel" thick Alba though.

THE BRUNETTE WITH HER IS WAY WAY HOTTER.

she's gorgeous... and who is that guy? he's adorable.

she is attractive but not worthy of the term sex symbol

The guy is hayden christensen ( celebrities are pieces of shit not people so they do not deserve caps for their whore names) now who the hell is the smoking hot brunette who wipes the floor with Alba?

I meant alba.

her shoes ruined the dress

her shoes ruined the dress

gorgeous.

ya ya ya i know, you have friends hotter than her, she "seems" like she'd be the type who nags (all women nag...duh!), blah blah blah.

point is she's a beautiful girl who keeps her celebrity in check, has yet to do something shameful, is smart, manages her career well, and is good to her fans. she's one of the few women in hollywood a guy would be proud to take home to mom...and mom would have no idea about what we'd do in the basement on the pool table.

She's so fucking hot. Does anyone else see a potential baby bump?

BunnyButthole? Okay, go back-up and re-read everything I typed. It would do you much good. Contradiction? No, Jessica Alba is the product of stardom. I read once that she went out on a date with this guy once, that she thought was really boring. So what's she do? She tries to gross the poor guy out by disgusting him by way of the sloppiness of her face stuffing. How nice. Bitch!

I'm sure the reason behind her upstaning sense-of self, is because she feels that she's better than other people, thus, doing the men she dates a favor by allowing them to get close to her. She can treat them like shit because the guy's are just lucky to be there. I don't think that constitutes "self". That's just arrogance. Simple.

Now, you. Making your little comments. You're just like Jessica. You're a woman. Women are all the same. Judging. You say the wrong thing and, Wham (!), kicked out the door. With women, you don't joke around with a cynical, intellectual edge. You merely dangle shiny little jokes in front of their faces, so as to attract them like teenie-weenie little fishes. You know I'm right.

Your breasts are nice? Right. Too bad I'm an ass-man. You got a flat-ass, piece? I bet you do. If not, include your number and I'll swing by.

Maybe I do hate women and wanna fucking kill them with my bare hands like a straight john-wayne gacy? Maybe I do feel the need to pull women from life, and remove their vaginas. I'm confused now. What do I really want? I'll tell you what I don't want: a fucking wife and family. That's the death right there. Truth.

Don't get me wrong - I think Alba is pretty. But no flat assed woman should be called the hottest woman on earth.

#47

Your mom won't mind girls with herpes? If you didn't know already, it's in the news that Jessica Alba has GENITAL herpes. Why? Because she is NOT smart enough to wear a condom when having sex.

You're right though, I don't think your mom will know that you'll be checking her vaginal sores on your pool table.

Wait a minute... waking up at noon, drinking and porn for breakfast, and ball sucking?

Sounds like my dream date. But yeah, I'm gonna need some waffles after all the hard work. Fix the toaster and this could be paradise.

yes Blizzy is correct, like I said before JESSICA ALBA HAS HERPES, and since she supposedly got it from Jeter, I'm guessing that JESSICA BIEL'S got it too. What a pity.
and to you Dick Richard shove your dick where the sun dont shine and then try to suck yourself off. Hopefully you'll give yourself an E. coli infection, die and make me happy

Fish, why are you constantly changing the order of stuff you've posted today?
Okay the title of this one is hilarious, "she can wake me up anytime, but not before noon" but Jessica whatever her name is, is REALLY lame.
So stop it! Why has it moved all the way to the top???
Post something new. Maybe a piece on her supposed herpes? because seeing that in the post above has made me semi-interested in her. But I haven't heard anything her having diseases...it sure would amuse me though.

She is so beautiful. Her nude profile and some of her nude photos were found on a nudist date site named http://www.nudistonly.com . I am curious why she was there ? Is she a nudist ? Anyone knows ?

is she wearing a padded bra with nipples? clearly that thing has padding built in.

Black stockings with silver shoes? Hello, does she have a stylist?

She's ok, a little plain and very forgettable.

Mr. Dick Richards.
I think you're taking this 'relationship' thing too seriously. You been reading too many Cosmos.
Never worry about moving on.(Unless you got screwed in a prenup.)
Life is a bunch of stepping stones. Everyone hops to a next one, sometimes planned - sometimes not.
Sometimes two people hopping together - they end up back to back - you're going opposite directions. Life is short.
Feel free to continue your plan to save the world.

(IE # 49 and related You'll probably right - she could be a bitch.
But there's something about those eyes......)

anyway.....
That's sort of what i was thinking jacknasty.
Her dress is weird. The dress looks like it's see through but..it's not? Nipples?

The beautiful brunette is one of the two designers for Marchesa; her name is Georgina Chapman. Yes, she's not the model, she's the designer. I'm gonna say she's prettier and more talented than Alba, but Alba is still quite pretty.

widows dress with Silver shoes ...uuuhg

do you think she looks different froom others, maybe just this photo, because she looks cool. but her photos in her profile on a dating site called sugarcupid.com are very hot, she is a girl of many sites.

she gotta get rid of the pantyhose..

#59? I didn't understand not-a word you typed. Me, "saving" the world? Are you fucking serious? Please, never direct a comment towards me again. Thank you.

#60 Well ok. OOps
"You're * probably right " would work there as well.

#66
Dick get a grip. Put away the Cosmo and the Men's Health.
Don't worry about the abs.
If the 'bitch is back' - the 'bitch is back' as they say.
Chill. Move on.

who cares about alba

shes overexposed and uninteresting

HAYDEN is where the HOTTNESS if resonating from !

MORE HAYDEN!

I'll tell you something that's awake and meowing after seeing that pic of Hayden Christensen.

#62: It's not Georgina Asschaps (whoever that is); it's Rachel Bilson.

That is not rachel bilson, it doesn't even look like her!

She looked sexiest when she did Dark Angel - She suits straight black hair.

Now she just looks like every other model - except in miniture.

She is an idiot. Has anyone ever heard her speak? That takes away any chance of her being attractive.

Standing next to that girl is probably not a good career move for Alba. She has the perfect bone structure. Alba needs to stick to standing next to Eva Longoria.

Hey Fish! Wake up! I don't visit often anymore and I'm getting slightly impatient waiting for a new post. I'm feeling really sorry for Mr. D. Richards who must have gone through a bitter divorce or break up or something....

Jessica Alba knows about HOSIERY. Other women should learn about HOSIERY.
I don't like those shoes much, though.

77--Hosiery--like give a hose job? hehe Hosiery is so last year though and only oldsters wear it. The same for panties.
Those shoes say "cheap" and are oddly appropriate.

Hey maybe Fish is on a writer's strike too? WTF? Where's the fluff (that is an allusion to the 80's "Where's the Beef" commercials of yore kids)!?

Hey Oprah! Did you know that I have a crush on "Cowgirl"? I dream about her all the time. maybe I can go on your show and jump on the couch and announce it?

Damn Hayden is a good looking man (he's Canadian of course).

This is exactly the one and only most important reason you'll never make it to the TOP-SPOT. Well, it's nice to know though................ADIOS YOU DUMB ASS!!

Yes, #62. The stunning brunette is definitely prettier than Alba. And unless people laugh at her designs the way they do at Alba's acting, she is also definitely more talented.

She looks like every other cleaning lady from south of the border.
Get back to scrubbing my toilet, bitch.

#69

what are you talking about??
Hayden is the perfect example of overexposure.
Her picture should be in the dictionaries/thesaurus etc next to the word and they won't need to even explain what it means.
One look at her and you will understand.

She was overdone about a week after Heroes premiered.

testing

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I feel sorry for Alba, in a scale of hotness from 0 to 10 being 0 really fucking disgusting, being 5 ok hot and being 10 really fucking hot, she is a 3.

Go get plastic surgery, monkey face. Your 15 minutes are soo over. There's no way for this ultra-overrated average lady or the money-hungry media to sell us that she is 'hot' anymore, especially with goddesses like Kim Kardashian walking around.

The sad thing is that anyone ever considered her hot based on seeing ultra-photoshoped and airbrushed digitally enhanced special effect images and pictures of her coated in gallons of makeup after being on the makeup artist's chair for 15 hours. She has never been hot, and the only reason some people said she was hot was based on that, but reality ends up paying off, and there's no way you can make anyone think you're at least slightly hot looking like that in real non-photoshoped or digitally enhanced images or pictures, no matter in how many digitally enhanced crap you or special-effect-ed movies trying your hardest you appear. Even gallons of makeup can't make Alba look slightly hot in -real- pictures.

She needs to ask Kim Kardashian to lend her some ass, some boobs, some curves and some hotness, 'cause man is she lacking all that.

jessica is HOTTTT cn wait to see the film
wooooo jessica I LOVE YOU

#88

She isn't even hot in the airbrushed photos.
What happened was the mens mags told men that she was hot and they all just went along with it. Same with Jessica Biel and a host of other fugly people.

Who told/ paid the mens mags to make that happen? I don't know.

#88

She isn't even hot in the airbrushed photos.
What happened was the mens mags told men that she was hot and they all just went along with it. Same with Jessica Biel and a host of other fugly people.

Who told/ paid the mens mags to make that happen? I don't know.

My dick just exploded.

Jessica is sexiest lady by the celeb and millionaire singles club millionairecupid.com. Her ablums is the hottest ablum I've ever seen. I also saw her personal blogs posted on that website. It's quite active.

@52/54 - It's in the news that you make shit up...but at least i laughed for a minute. Well not laughed, more like a giggle.

...

okay okay maybe it was a burp, but the intent is what matters and I intended to laugh; like you intended to be funny. ;D

#95

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Derek-Jeter-Gave-Jessica-Alba-Herpes-62486.shtml

Why would anyone make shit up, sweetie? You didn't by any chance think that your ugly face could make any girl jealous and therefore prompted her to make up a story?

How do I know you're ugly? Only a boy who is so inexperienced and ugly who had never had sex with a (real) hot girl would actually think of of the word mommy when talking about Jessica Alba. Does mommy pack your lunch too, sweetie?

Dane Cook! Laser beam out of cock and power down your balls. Can you shoot sphegetti (I know I spelled it wrong) out of finger tips?

Would be nice if you could read. I never typed mommy.

Second are you a girl? Cause you seem a bit emo. Jessica is prettier than you, richer, etc. so get over it.

Trust me, you keep drinking your slim fast and eating special K and you'll lose that weight in no time at all! Good luck with that.

#98

I can't believe you're even too dumb to realize the essence of the word "mommy". It's not the word, sweetie, it's the fact that you actually think of your mom when talking about a celebrity. I thought you at least had sex before, but might not have been with a hot girl. But now I realize that you' re actually a virgin and have only been whacking your hopefully disease-free (since you are a virgin) penis while looking at posters of a girl with genital herpes.

Who needs to get over what, my dear virgin? It looks like you need to read more about your fantasy girlfriend since you can't have a real one. And BTW, Jessica will need to have her Slim Fast more than I do since my waist is 24". You know what Jessica's is? 25"

Seriously, sweetie, I don't give a damn that you're so crazy about this girl because frankly you're too pathetic and inexperienced for anyone to listen to. It's just that we adults wish you could just accept the facts. That's part of growing up and getting some experience (and therefore sex from a real girl). If you still want to bring Jessica home to mom even with her genital herpes, no one will mind. But fantasizing about someone and ignoring the unhealthy facts is just not healthy for you, both physically and psychologically. Ask your mom - I'm sure she'll agree.

BTW, so does your mom pack your lunch box with Jessica's pics on it? Does she give you Fantasy Four action figures to play with for your birthdays? Awww... That is so sweet...

how can you so sweet! I'm sure you will drive all the men on http://www.naturistspace.org/ crazy!!!

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you can see her baby bump in some of the pictures!!! the ones on when she turns to the side especially!!

oh gosh, shes pretty but i agree; she doesnt deserve all the hype she gets about her looks.

plus, those black tights look awful with that otherwise great outfit!