Nov 28 2007Jennifer Love Hewitt, so, uh, what happened?

DAMN. Those ghosts should hold up a mirror for her.

You'd think with all the ghosts she talks to, just one of them could be like a dead aerobics instructor or a sales rep for "Bally Total Fitness." Hell, even a late Jenny Craig counselor... somebody?!?!

she must be one lazy/hungry chick.

Well, she could be a little more toned, but mostly that swimsuit is just unflattering. Chicks with giant boobs (and hers definitely qualify) should not wear strapless, ever. Boobs that big require some heavy-duty rigging to keep them up and not looking like they're trying to make a run for the border.

As for the bottom... eh, unfortunate.

Try again, Jen.

Well damn I think she looks hot. I like curves. But she needs a more supportive swim suit top!

Oh good lord. the comments on this will be painfully predictable.

The saddest part: that ass is what most female commenters WISH for.

People, she's always had a big ass. As for the boobs those are the type that will droop and her tummy looks bigger than I've ever seen it.

There She Blowwwwwwssssss, man the harpoon and who slapped her in the rear with a waffle iron???

To be real she actually doesn't look all that bad compared to most women?

To be real she actually doesn't look all that bad compared to most women?

She's far from fat. She just looks normal, really. I really hate this bitch's virginal attitude though. The rumor is that she likes to ruin marraiges.

To be real she actually doesn't look all that bad compared to most women?

Very ugly ass... Too bad because I used to like her...

LLLOOOLLL. I work at a swimwear store, and I've got to tell you that's REALLY not the proper swimsuit at all for her body type. But I think most people could tell just by looking at her!

Suddenly I feel like eating a nice juicy pear.

That's what my ass looks like. She's my new hero.

So her butt, hips, and thighs don't look the greatest, who cares. She still has amazingly big, sexy boobies and a fairly flat stomach (I don't get how she has such a flat stomach though since her hips, thighs, and butt are so cellulitey and chunky) And I still love the girl, she seems so free spirited, sweet, and real. And I think she's adorably cute and sexy in her own way. Her boyfriend sure isn't very good looking, she could probably do much better. But then, they look madly in love (and engaged? look at her ring finger) so kudos to them. love the JLove. Oh, and apparently her breasts are natural. All that time I thought she had falsies, but those are alittle too droopy and natural looking now. She sure is well endowed and womanly. I bet black men would drool all over that... fo sho. (ok, my attempt at being black, ha!)

she makes me wanna stab my testicles with an icepick...*shiver*

She looks fine to me, just like most women on an American beach. BETTER than most women, actually. But that is an unfortunate swimsuit for her body type.

The comments on these types of posts are always the same.

She doesn't look that bad...Seriously though...I am a large breasted woman and I would never wear strapless like that! Very unflattering...

What I wanna know is why noone is pointing out the big rock on her "all important finger"??? Hmmmm? Maybe she has a BABY on the way!

Are you kidding me? she's got the lower half of a 40+ year old (after children). She's still young! No excuse but pure laziness.

guess we know which women on here have similiar (or worse) bodies.

just watch her in heartbreakers and youll be set

I kind of like the big-assed version of Ms. Hewitt. It would be diferent if she was fat all over. However, her stomach is still flat. From behind, it's not like her legs are pressed against eachother cuz theyre so big either. All the fat is in the ass. Not bad. I dig it.

"just like most women on an American beach. BETTER than most women, actually."

gee...maybe...just maybe...the story is that she's an actress with limited talent who's always filmed in ways that highlight her figure (to make up for the limited talent). I'm all for self-esteem statements, just not at the cost of obvious retardation.

I think she looks fab still, OK, so not as thin as she once was, but still great!

Yep, any woman who thinks she looks okay must be a fatty. And any man who wants to hit that is either gay or has a thing for beached whales. Sound about right, 15-year-old boys?

Nice to see a real woman for a change and not somebody who looks like Crypty. But the top is so wrong for her. She should know better.

Am I wrong, or does Party of Five when the contest for most obnoxious show in the history of telvision? The only thing close to redeeming about that show was her ginormous boobies.

Mmmmmmm still pretty. She needs to get off the couch more and stop eating bon-bons. Otherwise, she's still a babe

Seriously her knocks are still sweat. I blame it on an ugly swimsuit

YUMMMMM. She is still fantastic, I don't know what you are talking about. Still a great face, amazing boobs, and I would love for her to sit on my face. Lulz.

Still hot...

She sure has put on the weight over the years. I remember thinking she was pretty when she was on that short lived sitcom/soap "The Byrds of Paradise. How long a go was that, anyways, forever ago. Yeah not looking your best Love...but in her defense, she looks better then the average woman on the beach (and I live in Malibu) She should get that Vella Smooth and massage out that cellulite.

I'd totally hit it.

TOTALLY.

She's way hotter than Kim Kardashian and her horrible flip flops will ever be.

nah, her face looks like shes got a bit of the downs.

She should start doing that Barbie workout she did when she was little!
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/9676/Barbie/Barbie.html

I call shenanigans. This is just some chick who looks like JLH. That ass just doesn't fit on that body. Maybe someone photoshopped the face on.

she looks like any chick you'd see at the beach.

But without makeup, damn, that girl is plain. Just plain. Kinda homely even.

just imagine how bad she'll look after she shits out a couple kids.

what happened is that as soon as she put that bikini on she immediately had the sexiest body for a white women in hollywood. Damn that ass is phat, I never wanted her more

she still looks great. who here wouldn't tap it if given the chance?????

maybe photoshop is broken and now all we'll get a the REAL pics of the dumb and famous

Where's the original writer (Kurt?) This guy isn't funny. I had to read the handlebar/Dempsy/cancer thing about 14 times before I was able to discern it was an attempt at a joke.

Go back to drinking and driving a tank. Or shooting lasers out of your d*ck. You know, the funny stuff.

she looks pretty fuckin normal.......... like omg we cant see her rib cage heaven forbid!

looks health to me..I'd hit it!

Jennifer Love Sandwiches.

The final frontier of her hotness is here at last!

Plausible attainability, that is.

#7--I WISH I had cankles?

#39,
If she "shits" out a couple kids I think she and her boyfriend might be using the wrong hole. I'm not a doctor, but that is just a hypothesis.

still looks better than britney

She looks fine, don't be haters.

She doesn't look bad compared to most US women because most US women are fat asses! Women of that size are not enviro-friendly!

She should change her name to Jennifer Loves To-eat-it. Man, her boyfriend is gonna need a dump truck when he dumps her fat ass.

damn

OHHHHHHHHHHHH......................................................................MY GOD!!!!!

I don't think she's too bad but pic #06, that one isn't doing her any favors.

If you're gonna have cellulite & a mommy tummy, at least be a mommy first.

#42....Great post!!

although id hit it from 2 blocks away,,,but she doesnt look better than kim kardashian...kim k doesnt have cellulites

I love reading the comments you guys write more than the stories themselves! I am surprised, tho, that no one has mentioned the guy poking his finger up her butt in the very first picture... Helloooo???

Um... JLH is old. Like, SRSLY who cares. She's like what, in her late thirties? That's what late thirties women's bodies look like, unless they are Heidi Klum and the baby from eraserhead (aka her husband) shelled out for plastic surgery. Seriously though, I kid, I KID. The baby from eraserhead was kinda cute.

OH SHIT! She's only 28.

Well then-- HOW HORRIFIC!!! HOW DISGUSTING! MY EYES! MY EYES! THERE IS BARELY AN EXCUSE FOR THAT AT HER AGE! JUST A TEENSY WEENSY EXCUSE BUT NOT MUCH!

Drop the donuts!!! Look, there goes a ghost! It's headed towards the gym! Spooky! Go get 'em girl!

I don't think she looks bad. Well, I'm not all that into chicks anyway so a little cellulite doesn't hurt a bit.

Just keep it healthy, girl. Maybe get a skirt wrap thing for the bikini bottom.

PS= Dude, if you remember the baby from Eraserhead, JLH isn't the only one who's got a little age on them...

Umm, i dont think she looks bad at all. Yeah her ass could use a little work but those boobs...good god those boobs. I still think Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of the cutest chicks in Hollywood.

Whoa, JLH has an ASS? Man, I thought she was all tit--it never even occurred to me to let my eyes go south. Sweet.

She's doesnt like has a coke and ciggy diet. I like it. Don't change Love. Look what happened to Thora Birch and Christina Ricci!!! :(

Matilda, she's 28, not that much younger than i.

$100 she went on the pill!

she is cute and looks better at the beach than most women. Id take her over Paris, Lindsay and the rest of the veneral ward

It's not just "fattness" - I think she is prego

Wowza, she certainly gained a few pounds.

And BTW, women with big tits should never wear strapless tops, sorry. Look, I hate my boobs (36DD), but I make sure that I flatter them. Big boobies look best in halters.

This strapless shit has got to go.

Yeah, she's pretty hot. Everyone here hating on JLove's body is probably a hundred times fatter than her to start. All women should strive to have a body half as nice as the ones in these pictures, which I'm probably going to go take into the bathroom now.

Seriously though, she needs someone to walk around underneath her chest just holding those giant sweater cows up off the ground. Imagine the back problems they must cause, or what kind of civil engineer she's going to have to hire to counterweight those things when she gets pregnant and full of moo moo.

Call me crazy but I have no problem with her weight and she looks like she is having a good time. Nowadays that seems rare with so many addicted people walking around.

I would still hit it. Shes so hot

59 Get your information about people's age right before u r smart ass. She was a child star and she couldn't be the age u say she is even if she looked like it. So in the future check your information please.

So sexy woman. They hang out with nudist from nudistconnect.com on nudist beach? You are interested in nudism??

kirstey alley?? is that you??

Oh my ......girlfriend should not be wearing this swimsuit. Love (no pun), try a one-piece with a halter top. Those are most flattering (believe it or not) for the girl who's got something upstairs.

she looks good.

You guys are jerks!
She looks like a regular woman, not a prepubescent boy.
I'd like to see all of you in a bikini, I bet she looks better than most of you.
Plus she still has a sweet rack.

Have you ever watched Ghost Whisperer? It is really fun to watch and see all the creative ways they have of hiding JLH's monster hips and ass. Check it out this Friday and see how much the wardrobe department is working overtime to hide that giant keister. Seriously.

Wasn't her body the inspiration for John Mayer's "Your Body is a Wonderland" song? Uhhhhh, she's got more cellulite than me--and I ain't famous! HA.

She's a Jennifer Convertible.

I wish people would quit saying that celebrities look like "real women" if they are fat or have cellulite or look jiggly as all hell. There are scores of women in between fat and dangerously skinny who look perfectly alright. Jennifer Love Hewitt looks a bit fat in the bottom area, like she could use some toning up. BUT, a thin woman is not always an "addict" or on drugs or anorexic.

or boys or children or prepubescent anything

Sadly, Jen is well on her way to completing her transformation into Princess Fiona.

You guys are nuts. Someone get me an introduction. I have zeeeeero problem with that body.

Jennifer, you look great. For the rest of you that think that celebrity women should look like 11 year old boys with tits, it is ok, you'll grow up after you turn 24 or so.

Well, Alicia, hate to say it, but the "average" American woman is a size 14. I'm from Canada, but I lived in Florida for a year, working at Disney World, and I can say with certainty that I have NEVER seen more fat people in my life.

So, by those standards, JLoHew looks about a zillion times better than the "average" woman. The "average" woman is probably about 30-50 pounds heavier than her, in the States anyway.

I still don't get why weight is a big deal. Health is more important. She looks like she still works out -- but she also appears to have lost and gained weight quickly, which would account for the cellulite.

Have you all been to a beach lately? Beached whales everywhere...I'm not talking about the Free Willy kind. JLH looks better than the average woman...she's beautiful...who cares about a little cellulite...I know my boyfriend wouldn't if I looked like she does!

ok, i'm late, but damn, them's some birthin' hips.

She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.

Let's look at this: she hasn't shown her vagina in public, she isn't seen drunk all over L.A, she is still keeping her career alive herself, she isn't dependent on her parent's money, or her publicity, she sure as hell isn't britney spears and I think she is beautiful!!!

she used to be hot..especially in those hanes bra commercials. now she has a fat ass and cellulite thighs. so sad..

sweet dumper

You idiot turds have been told over and over again that naturally huge breasts are not all they are cracked up to be. Why? Because if you can store that much fat in your chest as time goes by you'll slowly start storing 4, 5, 6, 10 times as much fat in your ass, thighs, belly and all over.

Fuck anyone ever seen hertbreakers, man she must have starved everyday to look like she did back them. Is she less fat than most cows on the beach? Maybe but for a celebrity who gets paid shitloads to be on camera because she is so much better than your average chick she looks much shitier than your average chick so shape up or move over and be replaced by younger and hotter. Thems the rules.

Prediction: Her show will soon be cancelled (once execs get a look at these pics and realize they need someone like a young Jessica Alba to be the star of a show, not someone who looks like your aunt in a bathin suit. Love is gonna end up like Kirstie Alley someday I swear.

Who said anything about skinny people being on drugs?
I simply stated that it's sad when people think average sized women are fat, as Alicia said. That's why teenage girls are obsessed.

"it's sad when people think average sized women are fat"

So true, Maria.

I generally like the comments I'm seeing, it is a very unflattering suit, but Jen looks NORMAL. And that's what I like to see, not Paris Hilton. C'mon. All of you reading this are normal, don't knock her, you have no right to

"it's sad when people think average sized women are fat"

So true, Maria.

I generally like the comments I'm seeing, it is a very unflattering suit, but Jen looks NORMAL. And that's what I like to see, not Paris Hilton. C'mon. All of you reading this are normal, don't knock her, you have no right to

I do believe I could work one up for Ms. Hewitt.

Jen, I didn't say the "average" woman was between skinny and obese, I said that there are "scores" of women between skinny and obese. I live in the Bay Area and there are not that many fat people here. The majority of people who live here are on the thinner side of average, thank god. Working at Disneyworld and living in Florida and you're surprised to see a bunch of fatties? All of the American tourists are from the midwest where fatties are put up on pedestals. Aside from them, Florida is where people go to retire. They are typically larger folks. Come to LA or San Francisco and you'll see that the "average" is different in every state and every city in the US.

I'm liking that!

THUNDER THIGHS.......EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Flat stomach, though.

Oh look, a normal-looking woman in a poorly-chosen bikini. Same shit I see every summer.

How dare Jennifer Love! Going out in public reeking of slop cottage cheese. My ass looks just like Hewitt's but you know what, I remain clothed; and I absolutely, under no circumstances, go to the beach, public swimming pools -- Pools in general. Anywhere other than a darkened bathroom, I do not.

If by some miracle I steal a woman for a few hours and get her naked, I then must make intense decisions: Do I stand and face her; exposing my pre-pubescent-esque boy penis? Or do I stand facing away, showing my time what personal distain I have found in myself by over-indulgence?

pregs.

Alicia, you are absolutely right. I am a Bay Area native too and there are definitely more thin people here than fat. On the other hand, I actually went to Orlando back in May for a business trip, and good God, when I went to the hotel pool, I felt like I was at Marine World!! I've never seen so many fatties in my life. J Love is FAT!!

I think Jennifer looks beautiful. I can't understand where all this hate is coming from. Jennifer is not fat. She has curves. I'm glad there are still some women in Hollywood who don't starve themselves.

How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.com.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby... if it is true!

It pisses me off when people say 'like a regular woman' , I'm a regular girl but I'm skinny and she is FAT not regular

It pisses me off when people say 'like a regular woman' , I'm a regular girl but I'm skinny and she is FAT not regular

Damn if she's considered Fat it's No wonder 90% of the women in Hollywierd look like Skeleton's! I'm in my 40's so some curves are always alright by me!

Holly Cow!! I meant What a cow!!

But seriously what has she been eating? She is worse than I!

she just has huge hips, is all

All the positive statements only come from one source: fat females. She's got tonnes of cellulite on her ugly fat legs and her ass is just disgusting. She's a talentless actress who's made it because of her body, don't compare her to average women out there who actually have to work for a living; and don't feel bad for her either.

Her stomach must have been liposucked because incomparison to her ass and hips it's too flat.

her legs are gross and full of cellulite. it looks like the cut and pasted her head on someone else's body.

Here's where those Japanese harpooners could do mankind some good.

i'd slap my dick 'tween them titties.

The majority of women in hollywood are not extremely thin. If you look at the red carpets of today, there are way more "normal" sized women than super-thin ones. Actresses aren't typically super thin like models. Actresses are typically quite homely. The 10 or so actresses you see in US and People everyday are like, 1% of the celebrity population.

Well, Alicia, I met people from absolutely EVERYWHERE... we kept a tally and we met people from all the States, so yeah, I think I got a good view of what the US is like, body-wise. I understand that there are some "thin" cities, sure, but how do you account for the fact that over 60% of your country is now considered overweight? Just saying. Also NOT saying you're overweight-- just commenting on how the norm in the US is overweight, not healthy weight.

Also, I'm not saying Canada is any better-- well, we are a little, but we're still creeping up there on the weight scales. I just think that JoLoHew looks fine. 98% of women have cellulite, so I'll give her a pass on that. She just needs to work out more and she'd be fine-- she's carrying some extra pounds in her ass and hips, normal areas for women. If her belly was fat, or her torso, then I'd worry.

I guess I'm just not speaking as a little boy, scared of tits and ass. I work as a nutrition consultant now, and I think she looks FINE. Not fabulous, by any means, but I wouldn't worry if she were one of my clients.

I would suggest a halter top though. :)

oh my god!! she has kankles!!!!she almost has "thankles"(thigh-ankles)!!! some one go get a tent and cover her up before the children see her!!!!

Look at that lame ass crucifix tattoo! What happened it stung too much that Josh McCall told the artist to stop? I think the bikini is just too small for Jennifer Love Doritos, I mean Jennifer Love Pork Chops, I mean Jennifer Love (insert food item)...

hormones...she's probably taking the pill.

I didn't say she was fat, I said exactly what you just said. That she looks a bit fat in her lower half and should tone up a bit. I think she looks fine as well, by no means fat, just carrying a bit of extra weight.

And I've been all over this country as well, having lived in it for 21 years. The majority of the fat people are in the midwest, Florida and the South. I know the American average is quite chubby, somewhere around 165 pounds for a 5'4" woman. I'm just saying that not everywhere in America is like that and that there are some cities in this country where people care about their health.

beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site sugarmommymeet.com you know it is a site for rich women to seek sexy guys.. i guess it might be a joke on her!

That's a HD booty.

give her a break. sure, she picked the wrong top but who cares? she's beautiful most of the time in her lifetime. no one's perfect... unless of course, some think they are

That's what normal women look like. Back to reality fellas.

she looks effing hot. i would totally do her.

she looks effing hot. i would totally do her.

Wait, are we reppin for the Bay?? I live here too.

Werd.

you are so cool. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online a club called sugarmommymeet.com, by which you are seeking a sexy guy for extramarital relationship.. Is that true?

Lol, we are so repping the Bay.

i think she looks great. hollywood needs less anorexic looking women.

omg...she is so big!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2311720

Well... her body's gone straight to hell. She used to be so tiny. Now she's So thick. Damn, her legs are the same size from the hip down.. But honestly that's how most women look. Well not the thick leg thing. But she does have a belly pooch.. Large ass.. Kinda looks like mine. Eh!

more cushin for the pushin,.. i love her :)

Your Body Is A Blubber Land.

She needs to lose about 15 pounds and tone it up a tad, but WTH, looks like she is happy :P

Doh reality>KISS Blondeefy My Moments!*#$% http://www.spymac.com/details/?2312013

Maybe she's pregnant?

SUPERFISH-- that picture that you claim is from september is actually from september 2003...four years ago. that's probably why there is a HUUUUGE difference b/n how she looks.

I'd still hit that repeatedly.

man, what a reminder to go to the gym, or else. I think it's funny the male posters think all the female posters on here are 300 pounds and drooling; I think you'd be surprised. I'd venture to say about 80% of them have a better body than she does.

Geez, what's everyone's problem? Sure, she's doing the Photoshop people no favors at this point, but even the self-professed 'skinny girls' on here who feel fit to judge her would, I guarantee you, be unpleasantly surprised at the gross-looking pictures someone could take of them. If she were wearing a dress at a premiere, these comments wouldn't be cropping up... but she's entitled to go to the beach like everyone else, no matter her level of perfection. If they put her in a beach movie looking like this, then maybe criticism would be in order, but I don't see her replacing Alba in "Into the Blue 2" anytime soon.

I like them curves!
Perhaps just a tiny little bit of her saddlebags should be taken off,
otherwise she looks hot.
She has the goregous hips of them ladies in the old Conan comics,
I´ve always been a big fan of those hips.
and with that top shelf to match,
she´s a total babe!

cra she looks fine, better to enjoy life and not starve yourself than be stick thin and a miserable wench (like VB, Olsen twins, Paris Hilton) she looks wonderfully relaxed and happy. and she has a better body than almost all American women I have ever met.

@18. RENEE...

I think you're a f*cking idiot. Not that there's anything wrong with this chick btw.

she is sexy and have a good figure. her profile on a celebrities site sugarcupid.com is also very popular.

Her body is not her biggest problem. She has the goofiest face with squinty eyes, a long and pointy chin, and the weirdest jawline. She's like the furthest thing from being classically beautiful.

Blah. Nothing that can't be sorted by a bit of time on a StairMaster, or living a 5th-floor walkup on the Lower East Side (Denis Leary's Noo Yawk alternative). Baby got Potential.

She looks fine, what's the prob?
Good on her, she's proving you don't have to be a total sick insect to get a fit as fuck boyfriend or be successful in her industry.

Give this girl a break! every woman has cellulite!!! Its natural ! She is gorgeous

I have never seen her look better, that ass is one of the nicest ever. I'm glad it got a little bigger, this is the best I've ever seen her look

she's hot. i mean really hot now with something to hold on to. :) I hope she doesn't lose one pound of it due to you morons..

I think she made alot of WATER in the water She tells her friend she also has SHITTED. But there seems a problem: HER TURD KEEPS FLOATING!!

She's always had those big ass titties, well I quess her ass is got alot bigger than I ever remember.

It's called weight gain. Hell, her ass has got a steady check with benefits and a little security. When you ain't worried 'bout crap, you tend to get lazy.

After looking back at these pictures, damn that's an ugly swimsuit.

For someone whose entire career is based on how she looks, you'd think she'd hit the gym a little harder and eat a few less donuts. Sure, I'd be thrilled if I was married to someone who looks like her, but if you want to be a TV and film star the threshold is much higher. Good thing she didn't look like this 15 years ago, or none of us would ever heard of her.

i would like to do a sex with her

what happened to her thigh!!!

whatever! she is still smoking hot! worst bikini ever though.

She looks damn hot!! Her curves are perfect...mmm.

Now that her fatness is exposed, hopefully her show will be cancelled.

How can people still defend her ass and thighs when she is paid tons of money because she is supposed to look good? That is just as wrong as paying her tons of money to be a rocket scientist.

She probably never had the nice ass even before, but it might not have been as bad as now. Come to think of it, I don't remember having seen her bottom half exposed in any movie I had seen her it in - they all always showed off her boobs but covered her ass. Of course we all know that the more body parts are exposed in a movie, the more the earning potential will be, so the reason we didn't see her ass exposed before was probably just that: FAT.

Hanes ads don't count because photoshop does amazing wonder.

OK, looking at her I see how it works. She's hippy and small waisted. When she was stick thin, she was going against her natural body type.

OK, I'm going to be nice....usually I can't stand this chick but props for the real ass and tits. I'm convinced now that they're real. Typical Marylin Monroe figure. BUT it wouldn't kill her to exercise, I mean jeez, she's still pretty young, (isn't she?)

What a fucking stupid tat on buddy... Colour it, dress it up...something. Lame very lame... I still think she is hot - plus you know that ass is ohhh so supple. More cushion....

She's a little chubby in the lower half, but I have to say her small waist and big hips make for some great-looking curves. Her head is just way too small for her body. Remember the shrunken head from Beetlejuice? That's what she kind of reminds me of.

Still, I'm older than her with two kids and still look better in my bikini. She doesn't excercise enough.

She is certainly far from fat, look at the size of her stomach and arms, some people are just made like that - no matter what the fuck we do we mcan't loose our hips and rounded tighs and that swimsuit sure didn't help either

Does anybody really care what her Hips/Legs look like?

Does anybody really care what her Hips/Legs look like?

holy tank ass in picture 5!

i never got why dudes where all about her, maybe the huge tits. she's pretty much a has-been now. time to pack it up j-love!

Shes hot. Just needs a better bathing suit.

I saw that she got engaged recently, ugly swimsuit and all.

If your guys think that her boobs are big, there is something wrong with you... I meanm, her boobs aren't big AT ALL!They look normal to me...

it is reported she is a nude star my friends see many her sexy photos on http://herpesmates.com

look at her cellulites.
she has big hips.
her body's ugly but her face isn't so its okay.

I like it. She has a butt, now.

look at her cellulites.
she has big hips.
her body's ugly but her face isn't so its okay.

That's too much ASS for me ...

I personally don't give a rat's ass about this chick, but she is definitely wearing the wrong bathing suit for her figure.

She needs to step up the exercise, and perhaps get a little lipo to get back into proportion.

Regardless, she still looks better than 90% of the women in this country. Have you people seen the fucking fat whales rolling around town lately? 200 pounds or more is the norm these days for most women. It's disgusting.

i think her face is ugly. she looks like a weezel or a ferret. she is shaped like a pear.
if you think this isn't fat, then britney is skinny and toned.

some people have this reaction to cold sea water and cold rain in windy winter days, so maybe it's just that and 5 minutes later she's normal again

I would like her to me my second wife. Not the first the second.
Im not a mormon but if I could have a bunch of wives...... She would be right there making sweet sweet and sometimes naughty love.

I don't care how ugly fat american women are, that's no fucking standard for comparison. She's got an unattractive *shapeless* spreading ass with cellulite bulges hanging off of it, flanked by saddlebag thighs that belong to a 40-year-old mother of 5 who works part time as a receptionist. Her career is as a glamorous actress (she played - tried to - Audrey Hepburn in a biopic). It's like being an accountant and sucking at math - yeah, lots of people suck at math, but if you're trying to make a career at it you better do a whole lot better than that.

Why hasn't anyone asked why that guy's finger is in her ass in that first pic?
Yeah she looks bad.

umm... she looks normal. just cuz she's the only one in hollywood that eats, doesnt mean she deserves to be ridiculed.

#189... Ummm, I eat. In probably eat more than 90% of the general population but I can still see my abs. Fat people disgust me. Take care of yourself you fucking pigs. Step foot into a gym once in a while. "Oh what? I have to work out. I have to sweat and be uncomfortable for an hour a day? No way. Gross." And don't tell me it's genetics you ignorant fucks...

Looks like she's wearing flesh-colored snowpants.

Jennifer Love Butterfingers.

Wow, she looks horrible. Period. All that money these actresses make, you'd think they'd pay a trainer to keep them looking good. What's weird about this girl, is that for some reason, her face makes you think that she has a nice body, but then you see her body. Ugh.

Ew. She looks like my middle school music teacher.

If she looks NORMAL like you say, then her career should be DONE because she made it on alleged above average attractiveness. She is repulsive now- like Britney.

She is hotter than EVERY chick on this message board.
You people are idiots.

I love those creamy thighs

She's only 5'2" tall. I know she's not perfect and has looked better, but you all might be surprised by how hot and cute she looks in person. Real skinny short girls look too much like kids. A little meat on her bones actually makes her look legal.

And even though her ass in pic #5 looks bad, she looks like she's sticking her front out and clenching it, probably to keep sturdy in the waves. Even good asses can look bad while doing this. Actually pics #8 & #11 show a nice round curved one.

I'd fuck the shit out of that.

200 comments wrestling with the obvious: she's started to eat more, and she's exercising less. She looked a whole lot better before, and she's an actress so obviously looks matter a lot. If she had kids or saved the world, or at least did something other than be in shitty movies and TV shows, she'd have an excuse for being lazy and indulgent.

im gonna disagree # 196
there MIGHT be hotter chicks on the message board. it wouldn't be a great achievement to be mediocre and fit.
this bitch is fat
it is official
and i am not that tough on the fat thing.
her face has always been ugly and pinched ( no big eyes, button nose, pouty lips, not exotic either), she used to a have a body though.
if you go to a standard bar or club most there will have better lower bodies than this, and i don't live in LA where standards are super high.
she looks like shit, and is below average for normal women that are under 30 in the REAL WORLD!

*be

Lazy Legs.

to 183 - And that's not including the talls ones. Most of the ceteceans walking the walk are about 5' 5" inches average. 200 on 5' 5" is just awful.

Jennifer Love Popeye's

She should donate her boobs to a girl who's still hot.

"I love those creamy thighs"

cream is smooth

Yeah, the swimsuit's not so flattering, but she's still HOT! I just can't figure out why she's dating Ross "Liebgott" McCall, when she could have ME!

As to all you haters out there who think you either look better or could date someone better looking than JLH, I have to say:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Looks like that guy is picking her hass lol !

She probably put on a few pounds becuase she's happy and in love. That said, I don't know why it has become OK to make fun of people's bodies the way these celebrity gossip Web sites do. It's really sick and pathetic and makes me regret visiting this site.

205 - Shallow Val loves Popeye's. Dude those biscuits are smokin' 1

210 - There's the door pal!

Dar- you must be ugly as sin if you think that ass looks good....
this IS bad... not like the times when people over do it calling people fat that aren't really fat.
this is BELOW AVERAGE, I REPEAT: BELOW AVERAGE for women under 30!!!
UNACCEPTABLE for a celebrity.

CANKLES!!!

Jennifer looks normal and still so good. You people are very stupid, if you think that she's fat! Everyone can look what ever they want, superstars too.

Re: 213 -- Well, I certainly could come up with a great exercise program to help work it off.

Unfortunately, I'm too late. She and Ross have announced their engagement. DAMMIT!

http://www.komotv.com/news/entertainment/11922696.html

Call 1-800 THIGH MASTER

Wait...now we're supposed to feel bad that she's "taken" (engaged)? The dude that's marrying her is getting her AFTER her body as started going to hell. Nice timing, dude. He probably skeets right after she closes her eyes and mouth.

She doen't look that bad, she looks like an everyday woman. Is it that bad to be healthy?

I knew someone with an ass like that.... Bronko Nagurski.

Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ...this is the most inane drivel I've subjected myself to read in a long while. So she's now got a bigger ass, thighs, and has some cellulite. Who cares?
Most of the men who make the most asinine comments could NEVER get with her, "fat cow" or not. And frankly, the women who defend her are not all 300 lbs. responding to this while watching their Soap's and eating bon-bons. Christ people, get a goddamn clue. People look like shit whether it be wrong lighting, wrong swimsuits, or whatever the case may be. The dumbing down of America and the constant drone from our society of what is hot or not is WHY these chitterings from idiots arise.
I suggest that most of you get off the net and take a look at your sad, lonely worlds while you try to make yourselves feel important or haughty by casting your dispergences on those who are "better" than you. You're not special, you're not important, and the only reason you're on here is to try to fill some void in your life because you have realised such things but can't come to terms with such a lowly reality.
If you want such a place in life to where others can then make comments about you...earn it. And you're not earning it while being on here espousing your poor excuses of being such banes to the whole of society.
Oh, and another thought, I would LOVE to see any of you go up to your favorite celeb that you constantly throw stones at and say such things to their face. If you don't have the balls to do so, then get the hell off your high horse.

Wholly Cow!!!

I love it, she is juicy! I would bury my face in her ass and lick her ass hole clean

Wow...the shallowness of these comments was highly predictable and pathetic. Half of the commenters most likely don't look any better...or look worse.

Holy shit, it seems JLH is going pear-shaped, literally!

I'd still hit though ;-)

She is hot. The extra weight has gone to all the right places.

Don’t know WTF she was thinking when she picked out that top.

She is a cutie pie and felt like eating a lot, but when she is ready she will be able to lose the weight and be totally hot again.

>> she is cute and looks better at the beach than most women

Wow ! Which beach do you go to ???
Certainly not somewhere in Brazil or Russia ! Women on beaches there are so much prettier than this !

Come on, this lady is only 28, she looks like the average 40 year-old european, but with an ugly bathing suit.

its so refreshing to see a woman without tattoos

“Wow ! Which beach do you go to ???
Certainly not somewhere in Brazil or Russia ! Women on beaches there are so much prettier than this !”
Isn’t Brazil the place where breast reduction is the most popular plastic surgery?

This is a celebrity bashing site, SmokingGirl @221 ! So this is what we do, make nasty comments about these stupid celebrities who usually get so much praise. What are YOU doing on this site if you don't like the concept ?
And what "we are" is only your assumption; you imagine dumb and fat people with no money and no interest in life but you never saw any of us and do not know who we are. You are barking at your own fantasies.

i go to Virgina Beach, and I still say she is FAT, FATTER than britney... MUCH FATTER... like REALLY FAT. there.

now, not only does she have the face of a weezel, but she makes tyra and beyonce look thin. and this is hard to do.
and this is called " thesuperficial"!!!!
IDIOTS!
stop complaining about people being mean, you fat losers!!!!
that is the point here!

#221

Sweetie, if the reason that one makes a lot of money is because s/he is supposed to look good, then she'd better look good. That's why many of us don't make fun of average looking people not being paid for their looks. But movie stars make their crazy money because they are supposed to be (much) hotter than we are, so they'd better earn it. I can see if JLH had won an Oscar so we could say she earns her money due to her acting skills. But we all know that's not the case.

So, even if you're 300lbs, 4" short, flat chested, flat assed, shaped like a two-dimensional pear, with a face loaded with pimples, I will never make fun of you because you're not paid to look good.

That's the reality, honey. No one gets paid big bucks for nothing.

Actually, I never mentioned fatness or no money in reference to you people...that is only your complex speaking, not mine.
I am on here to get a laugh and to laugh at celebs, but you see, I don't actually care about them. Usually when people make comments about others it is because they care, even in a twisted "god I hope they get what's coming to them" sort of way.
It's nice to not be emotionally involved in such things, you should try it sometime. And you're right, I don't know any of you nor would I wish to. I don't "hang" with those that are wrapped up into other peoples lives more than their own. I merrily spend 5 mins here to get a laugh, not to fulfill my own lowly sense of self.
Have a nice day.

P.S. This fine site says that it's a celebrity gossip site. And further more, I love the concept of this site. But you are not the concept for the site, nor did you come up with the concept of this site. More "superficial" ego coming from the parts of those who wish to seem important. But again, have a nice day.

Aww c'mon! I'd still do her! And then I'd do her again. And again. And she will be superhot again in no time!

jennifer is not fat and not sexy. That she looks like a normal woman might be true but then why is she a celebrity? Looking at her makes my dick say "thanks for letting me sleep - wake me when something worth seeing walks by"

#235 said
"It's nice to not be emotionally involved in such things, you should try it sometime"

Please reread your #221 objectively (not emotionally). Your comment sounded more emotional than most others on this topic. You really sound cute: for someone who is supposedly doesn't care, you expressed a lot of anger.

As for this "complex" thing you're talking about: there is none from most of us I'm sure. It is what it is. JLH is fat, so some call her fat. Some think Alba is hot, so they call her hot. Some love Hayden's ass, so they said she has a nice one. Dog's wife has huge tits, so they said she has huge tits. No complex, sweetie. So just relax and read things as they are instead of trying to sound wise/deep or to analyze a shallow topic on a shallow website. I seriously doubt there are many of us would think "god I hope they get what's coming to them", if any. So when you mentioned that it sounded like your own Freudian slip.

So just relax when reading people's different opinions on things. It's a free country. If you can do this, I'm sure you'll have a nice day and even life, like the rest of us.

Smoking Girl decided to dump her intellectual shit here. Just testing the waters after flunking out of college?

What the hell happened to her? Just show how phony Hollywood is.. once they stop with the full time personal training, photoshopped photos, etc, they turn into regular fat Americans. No doubt she will be hot again once she gets back into the celebrity machine..

And I think the best thing about the comments on this site is when some rube takes it all seriously and posts the angry "you all are sick" message.. hahahhhaaahaha

I'm more worried about that nasty sunburn...Premature carcinoma? Other than that adore her and think she looks great. Photos for campaigns are never real..My DH would go after her (if not married to me LOL) Gotta love good hubbies.(By the way I'm thinner and taller and from the Midwest)

So she gained some weight, are we not allowed to do that from time to time?

i'm sure many of you have not much to be desired. don't think it's sick -- which apparently, some tosser thinks is HILARIOUS (get a sense of humor)...just pretty twisted and overly judgmental.

#239 -- it's just common sense...seeing as people are attacking her viciously, i'd say that she really got under your skin.

#249 -- people just act the same on the internet and person. some people are reasonable offline and online. while people like you act as obnoxious as you possibly can while being as meek as a lamb in person. :)

Beached whale! Man the harpoons! God damn that bitch is ugly. So are all of you stretch marked pigs.

well, can't you see she's fat?! damn! what happened O:

if shes fat, or shes skinny - who cares? shes got a hot guy, shes rich and shes obviously happy. thats the REAL reason why youre posting! youre all jealous she can eat a big ol' leftover turkey sandwhich and stuffing and still have it all! im sure she loses no sleep over what random-no-name-no-face person is saying in a blog! in fact, im sure she doesnt even know!

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is too frikkin' amazing... here's my gallery of other sexy JLH pics for ya'll to enjoy:

http://gurlz-to-wank-by.blogspot.com/2007/10/jennifer-love-hewitt-new.html

Yeah, something's definitely, I hope she's pregnant; otherwise, whew!

As for her guy, he's hot?!? What kind of crack are some of you smokin'? And what's the deal with that crap tattoo on his left arm. Did he do that himself?

welcome to reality, bitches. this is what a real person looks like. she's not fat, she's like what? 30s? so fucking what on the wide hips and ripples. she's not obese. everyone's so fucking used to Photoshop perfection, I'm sick of it.

However, I always thought her face was ass so fuck it.

I have met Love and she was very sweet. I think she looks reall hot in the pictures. You go, Love!

I have met Love and she was very sweet. I think she looks really hot in the pictures. You go, Love! (typo in last post...sorry!!!)

I think she is so fucking hot in these pictures, especially the ass shots. I would love to bend her over and pound on that for a little while. This is a body that I Love! The world needs more women shaped like her.

She doesn't look so bad to me because I'm sure her hooha doesn't stink as bad as like Brit's. Nobody's coochie could reek crap like Brit's.

she is beautiful! curvy and has meat all in the right places. she just could've picked a better bikini

Uh, don't you notice the ring on her finger?!? That's the national symbol for women in this country to defiantly say, "I'm married - it's now okay to let myself go!"

I'd hit that :)

I'd hit that :)

her saddle bags made my penis cry

that's not an ass, its ford testing some its new rear impact protection systems.

I'd hit that out of the fucking ballpark. Damn she's fine. She's no longer an 11 but still, yeah, wow.

How come nobody noticed that she went sunbathing with her socks on? She's only pink to the ankle!

um that is in no way hot.
britney is a million times hotter and thinner.
and britney is no longer hot or thin.
you must be disgusting if HUGE COTTAGE CHEESE FOR WEEKS ass and thighs is your fantasy, a long with skinny weezel face.

She has a normal body. It goes to show how warped the Hollywood image has made society if Paris' or Victoria's body are considered the desirable image. As for the pic of JLH in September, she was in clothes, nobody can see celulite through jeans. Glad she's happy.

=)

What's the scoop? She is putting on weight for a feature film that begins shooting in February. I am not a personal fan of hers, but I do know the scoop. But I am not trying to discourage any of your funny cmments... keep posting.

Happy Holidays!

What's the scoop? She is putting on weight for a feature film that begins shooting in February. I am not a personal fan of hers, but I do know the scoop. But I am not trying to discourage any of your funny cmments... keep posting.

Happy Holidays!

I'm a nobody but even my 36 year old ass is much better than that. Hurray :)

She has always maintained a great public image, so I can't say anything negative about her. She will lose the weight when she is ready. She is happily engaged and probably ate too much lately with her fiance. When she loses the weight, she will be totally hot, but for now she is still a cutie.

I`d do her!!! LOVE that ass and those big NATURAL boobs.....

Not bad she has always been ok but NEVE blew her away back then and still does. NEVE is the hot one. I want to see more of NEVE superficila PLeassssssse

I think JLH is SEXY. The size of the ass isn't the issue - it's the cellulite and saddle bags that's the problem. She's still pretty, and her rack is still beautifully HUGE. I'd have NO problem droppin' the hammer on her. She could use a little toning from the waist down though...

Anyone who saw Love's mom many moons ago knew this was coming. She will be a dead ringer for her in a few.

Also, doesn't Love famously not work out nor watch her diet?

Swim suit is wrong - she needs a supportive top and bottom that fits. But, I think she looks great with no makeup.

From her blog:

About my Vacation and all the pictures of it online

This is the last time I will address this subject.

I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.

A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful.

What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong.

Xoxo

JLH

She looks amazing! I wish more woman had a body like hers. I think I'm in Love.

#272

And this is from a girl who brags about her boobs? So she was only talking about the body image of girls with thighs and asses filled with cellulites. Who gives a damn about the body image of flat chested girls, right, sweetie?

When I see an old, beer bellied man wearing minimal swim trunks, I really wish he'd be less selfish and wore something more because it really does ruin the scenery around him. I wish JLH had the intelligence to think the same about out-of-shape women in bikinis. I guess just like Jessica Alba, she's just another brunette bimbo.

Her top and bottom are like two completely different people. She needs to get her fat bottom on the stairstepper for an hour EVERY day.

It's not just the fat ass and legs, but the cellulite cottage cheese skin.

Her bod is amazing, the way it should be!! Not like those anorexic bitches, getting drunk and showing their skinny ass. She is all natural (swimsuit may be bit wrong) but I love it.

she looks like a normal woman...

all that talking about she is fat, just pushes young girls (and young stars) into anorexia and boulimia...

you people calling her fat should really be ashamed...

have a look when you are walking on the street... do you see any stars with perfect skin and perfect bodies? Damn you are all idiots thinking the world is as we see it on tv

You don't actually think she can have boobs like that and not have some fat chromosomes.

Oh god forbid we can't see her ribs - I think she's smokin hot!
Put a different bikini on her and she'd blow the socks off any guy at the beach - I CAN NOT WAIT for this 'size 0 = 95 lbs = perfection' debacle to be over. A bag of bones is not sexy!!

i lost ALL respect for her when she said a size 2 is not Fat.'
Girlfriend aint no size 2 on any planet

#272:
"I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image."

I see. Is that why you had to say "photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles" instead of saying "[you] love [your] body" no matter how it looks?

There is nothing worse than a liar who insults others' intelligence. Oh yes, there is: a liar who insults others' intelligence and still trying to make herself look like a hero.