Nov 8 2007Jennifer Lopez thinks you’re an idiot

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Jennifer Lopez confirmed her pregnancy during a concert in Miami last night and the crowd went insane at the announcement. Even her husband Marc Anthony was surprised. He didn’t think she was going to talk and reveal their secret. They were hiding it so well. People reports:

Lopez thanked the audience for the applause and said, "We are happy, too." She then turned sideways to reveal her profile and show off her very noticeable bump. She also playfully stuck out her tongue.

Oh, you’re a sneaky one, Jennifer Lopez. You totally had us fooled. Talk about diabolical. Fortunately for you it’s completely normal for an accomplished dancer to start waddling on stage because of a sudden increase in weight. Particularly in the stomach area. Yeah, that happens all the time – to pregnant chicks! I swear to God the next celebrity that tries to playfully deny she’s having a kid is getting a surprise sonogram from me. Except it won’t be sexy like my business card promises. Okay, maybe just a little. Gotta keep things professional.

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First son!

How stupid do we look??? Dumb clam head.

Who is the father??

What on earth is she wearing

Thats a huge bitch!

Thats a huge bitch!

Shut up and fart out your kid[s] already.

Greaaaaaaat....more $cientology $pawn to enslave all of us. James Cameron had it all wrong, won't be machines that kill us / take over the world, it'll be the Cult of $cientology!

I'd like to cover the little beaner's head with my hot jiz.

Who gives a shight if someone you don't know is preganant? Seriously, who the hell cares?
Right now the only thing to be said is that at least her front is more in line proportionally with her back.

#9 You are a racist pig.

ugh. spawn of satan.

hmmm........I wonder who the father is? I know it can't be that limp dick closet fag marc anthony!!!! Man, I would so want to baste her big ol' ham with some of my awesome man gravy.........................oh yeah.............my HOT MAN GRAVY!!!!!!

#11 I am as well and so are you, hypocrite, we all are.

A couple of years ago, I watched a PETA video of dogs and cats being skinned alive in China to make JLo's stupid clothing line, Cutsyface or whatever stupid shit name she had picked out. I've hated the sadistic bitch ever since. The last thing the world needs is JLo's sadistic spawn introduced into it.

If God exists, he should prove it by taking out this whole family in an accident.

@15- are you serious? jezzzzus! Please say you made that up..

I never leave serious comments on here, unitl today.

It is NOT good for babies in utero to be subjected to the loud sounds of a concert. Let alone on stage, over and over again. they respond to the outside noises of the world, and all that bass and drums is gonna leave that kid with serious neurological/psychotic issues.

Yeah, we all knew that would happen anyway considering the parents, but they're gonna be even worse. Poor little jumpy, neurotic kid.

I just thought that her huge ass was taking up residence in her stomach cuz it needed the extra space. Who knew?

So what, baby Skeletor is coming.

It'd be hilarious if she's singing in her concert and one of the fans in the front row points up and shouts out "hey you've got some salsa on your pants" and it turns out it's the fetus dribbling out.

@15 Yeah, that's the ticket. JLo's clothing line is made out of dog and cat skin! You are on crack. They eat dogs and cats not wear them..

#4 My shower curtains.

#20, fuck off you disgusting assed TROLL!!! God you make me sick. You really need to get some help.

No, it's true:

"Undercover investigators from Swiss Animals Protection East/International spent the past year investigating fur farms in China’s Hebei Province and found that many animals, including dogs and foxes, are still alive and struggling desperately when workers flip them onto their backs or hang them up by their legs or tails to skin them. When workers on these farms begin to cut the skin and fur from an animal’s leg, the free limbs kick and writhe. Workers stomp on the necks and heads of animals who, fighting for their lives, struggle too hard to allow for a clean cut. When the fur is finally peeled off over the animals’ heads, their naked, bloody bodies are thrown onto a pile of those who have gone before them. Some are still alive, breathing in ragged gasps and blinking slowly. Some of the animals’ hearts are still beating five to 10 minutes after they are skinned. One investigator recorded a skinned raccoon dog on the heap of carcasses who had enough strength to lift his bloodied head and stare into the camera, with only his eyelashes still intact.

Before they are skinned alive, animals are pulled from their cages and slammed against the ground; workers bludgeon them with metal rods, causing broken bones and convulsions but not always immediate death. Animals watch helplessly as workers make their way down the row."

I would so fuck her while she is wearing those boots.

#20 FRIST - yeah, and then her husband jumps onstage and starts sucking on the crotch of her pants.

Good Morning FRIST You have mail

#17, probably what caused my troll's "issues" as well.

who is this loser again that I should care?

that's gonna be one big taco fart

Marc Anthony is trying to figure out what type of wine goes well with placenta.

Alright.... who the fuck goes to see these two??..

and her ass shot with the spandex shorts is fucking hell-arious!!!!..

Coming Soon.... J Lo's new clothing line for knocked up bitches from the block:

Forget fuzzy kittens & scruffy puppies, the latest in maternity wear comes from Jenny's most elegant curtains & bed clothes.... Not just for home decor anymore!

mORNIN jIMBO, HEY vEGGI

Damn capslock was on, sorry

The only things remotely as scary as this thing's future spawn are:
a) people think she has talent of any sort and
b) those pictures of this greasy cow in hideous outfits 'performing' on stage

The only scary part of this story is the thought of these 2 ugly, no talented, divas having sex and then some demon-spawn kid.

This bitch barely has more talent than Jessica Simpson and she certainly doesn't have the tits - why are these idiots famous? Who the hell buys their products?

oh, #1 - yep, still a loser for being happy about being first.

Who goes to see these two? Have you ever watched Univision? A guy walks out in an oversized bowtie and pretends to be cross-eyed and the audience bursts out laughing. Don't get me started about the guy dressed as a bee. These people truly are tards.

Good Morning FRIST. I see your troll was up before you this morning..

And I thought she had a beer belly. I'll bet she needs lotsa beer to get lubed for sex with Marc.

Not up before me just beat me to the fish..

Fucking nutcase, that one..

Asshole even used me mySpace link..

"Accomplished Dancer?"

Pphffsh! Yeah, ok! You mean, mediocre at everything but outstanding at marketing herself.

@ #21:
Hi Jimbo, you mindless fuckbrained turd. I couldn't find the specific PETA video I saw, but this should do. Go ahead and click the link, you piece of shit.

@ #16:
Yes Veggi, I was you're newest troll but now I'm your ex-troll and I'm Jimbo's newest troll. I'm serious, and very angry at Jimbo the shithead. You can watch the video too. Jimbo is probably too much of a gutless coward to watch.

Hey Jimbo, this is part of a new one, but I think it's a run-on sentence, maybe I should rewrite it. What do you think?

"I worked on Jimbo's cock with my mouth then bent down to lick his balls which made him jump and I laughed as I took him back into my mouth and sucked him more vigorously until he arched his legs up and I knew he was going to spurt hot semen inside my mouth. "

From time to time, I'll be finding and posting animal skinning videos and linking to them with Jimbo the fuckbrain's name.

@42 You so funny. How about we skin you and turn you into underware you worthless pussy..

#14 You are right. Greasy nasty mexican lawn keepers.

LMAO@43. but def. a run-on sentence

@44 Fuck you. Get a life you crack whore..

It appears that Jimbo and his troll should get together and have sex while watching animals get skinned videos. Why not make a video while doing what you do watching that video and post it on YouTube. I should of bought stock in YouTube.

So glad this biatch ain't my mother.

I will never stop wearing fur. I LOVE FUR. Fuck the little animals, they dont have souls.

PETA- PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS!

@49 Fuck you. I only skin women after I fuck them. Happy?

In rural China they also skin people alive (for crimes, but sometimes when food's running short and the village has a few plump, slow-running people in it). So it's not like they're particularly hostile to non-human animals.

Hi everyone, my name is Jimbo, and I'm a stupid fucking turdbrain. Click the link to watch a nice video of dogs and cats being skinned in China. I'd do the same to your pets to if I could get at them. I love animal cruelty.

#43 Three words. The-Ra-Py..

Get some

@51 - After you've fucked the little animals you don't have to kill them. They can't tell on you. Let's take you to the zoo and put you in the lion's cage and see if you having a soul stops them from killing you.

52 - Buffalo Bill, is that youuuuu?

Hi. I'm an idiot.. I can't help it with all these festering boils poping out of my face. I really just wish I was an animal.. People treat them better than me. You know, because I eat poop and all..

Hi. I'm an idiot.. I can't help it with all these festering boils poping out of my face. I really just wish I was an animal.. People treat them better than me. You know, because I eat poop and all..

FRIST!!! Well, I'm proud to say I had to read your three words three times!!!.. haha!!.. I'm sharp today..

i don't like her movies.
i don't like her music.
i don't like her accent
glow, eh
still, eh
but....
i LOVE live
and i LOVE live luxe.
haven't smelled miami glow, glow after dark, or love at first glow.

@54 You stupid fucking retard. If you could comprehend what was written, I never said they did not skin dogs and cats. They don't skin them for JLo's clothing line you fucking retarded bastard. They eat dogs and cats all over that part of the world.

Learn how to read you fucking idiot..

#55:

(_*_)

get some

I wish i was having her love child

# 61
i heard christina aguilera has a perfume out, i wouldn't buy it though because it would make me feel like ghetto whitetrash wiggery 14 year old, or an unwed mother ( aguilera's fans ). i would have bought britney's perfume if it smelled cool. britney's crazy, but i think it would be a fun " camp " thing to own britney perfume.

I'm going to go out and buy some of JLo's clothes and put them on my dog, just as a total burn.

@65,
I buy them if they smelt like pussy juice or old dirty panties.

I hope it turns out to a bomb and they both blow up.

@66- Just as a totaly burn? Gawd, you seriously are a fucking fruitcake. shut it!

To Jimbo's troll: I would kill you if I could find you.
With the way your sick tiny twisted burnt turd of a brain works though, you'll probably off yourself anyway after shooting up an elementary school.

Hey, Jennifer -

Ate any good boogies lately?

@70 - so tell me again what is the name of that elementary school you can't seem to graduate from?

JLo's clothing source, windows media

I just wanna scoop Jenny's stomach out like a pumpkin! I wanna stomp her fetus flat. I want to kill her and her entire family. I want to send Marc Anthony to hell. I want to burn J-Lo at the stake, like a fucking witch! Goddamn. I am so horny. I hope everyone knows J-Lo's not a real singer. Or actress. She's a product. No different that Paris Hilton.

JLo's clothing source, quicktime, win and mac users

Yes, the Chinese skin dogs and cats alive for J-Lo's clothing line!

Also for Sean Jean, Baby Phat, RocaWear, Tommy Hilfiger and many more. You know those hooded down jackets with the piece of fur around the edge? THAT'S DOG FUR from raccoon dogs that are skinned alive in China. The fur on these garments was DNA tested, and the dog farms were tracked by tracing the vendors where JLo's and Kimora's company buy the fur.
Some of these scumbags even label them "faux" fur, but it's DOG,
and there are videos of them being skinned alive.

http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/video.asp video=fur_farm&Player=wm

When P Diddy was presented with the documentation, he pulled this jackets from the store, and publicly vowed not to do business with these vendors ever again. P Diddy was the one who had the ethics to do so, or at least the PR common sense.

When these videos were shown to Ralph Lauren, his company went fur-free. So did Martha Stewart, J Crew, Calvin Klein.

When the video was shown to Beyonce, she was annoyed she invited fans to lunch that turned out to be anti-fur who tried to educate her about the cruelty involved in producing her hideous clothing.

Jennifer Lopez and anybody who profits from barbarism like this are the scum of the Earth.

For you people who "love" fur, I dare you to ram an electrified rod up a mink's ass and tell me fur is "beautiful" or "elegant" or "cool".
It's completely disgusting.

Go ahead. Bombard me with ridicule. I don't care.

awww..Jenny..shes still ma gurl!

People actually pay money to her her "sing"? Holy fuck the world is full of retards.

marc anthony, not so attractive. ew. and her on her knees on stage? what is that all about? ridiculous!

This is the way to wear fur..........


http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/1890/im:/071108/ids_photos_en/r1568154594.jpg;_ylt=ArIz9SMXbNhmj5r2lfAyxnl.KcMA

This is the way to wear fur.....................


http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/1890/im:/071108/ids_photos_en/r1568154594.jpg;_ylt=ArIz9SMXbNhmj5r2lfAyxnl.KcMA

@76 I have more hatred for the people actually doing the skinning than the sleezebags turning a blind eye.

she does look like she's very happy.
It's just her outfits .... Disney animated Whale Line

yeah i saw that video too. peta is crazy & i can't stand them, but the skinning of the animals while they're alive & just throwing their bodies into a pile left to suffer is just downright revolting. kinda like j. lo's face.

81, that looks like my neighbor's dog. jesus h christ!

Why don't they kill the animals first?? They just don't give a shit, or what?
How do people who do this kind of thing sleep at night without having horrible dreams all night long?
I hope there is a special place in hell for them where they get skinned alive and thrown into a pile of other skinned people over and over for eternity. I hope Jimbo's troll is one of them.

I think the sleezebags turning a blind eye are worst. You have to remember that the people actually doing the dirty job are probably super poor and getting paid $5 a day. They need to support their hungry families and if that is what they have to do then they'll do it. Plus, if their families are suffering and no one care they probably hate the fact that animal lovers try to save the animals and shit on them. Now these f-ing rich ass celebrities who don't want to pay the extra $1 it takes to humanely kill the animal because of profit margins, they are the assholes who need to burn in hell.

Thanks for the link to the photo FurPie. I needed a wake-up call that many that come to these sites are sociopaths with keyboards.

Have a nice life.

@ #88 harper:

Yes, I agree. I provided videos in #73 & #75. People like Jimbo, who is either a simpleton in denial or a sociopath, may want to hide their heads in the sand or play games, but the video evidence is there for anyone who has the guts to click the links and watch.

For anyone who complains that videos like this don't belong on a celeb-bashing site, you're wrong; this is celeb-bashing in as deserved, hard, pure and elemental a form as it gets.

I hate this bitch.
In 20 yrs these celeb babies are gonna kill us all!


@ 89

Many don't realize the sleazy ways a lot of these celebs make money. All the JLo/PDiddy/Beyonce/JayZ/Simmons family products are manufactured by slaves and child labor in third world countries. Lots of folks don't realize that every diamond bracelet JLo wears on her greedy grabbing arms cost the hands and arms of small kids in Sierra Leone.

I agree, these sites are as good a place as any to inform people that many of these celebs are as greedy and sadistic as Saddam Hussein, and would gladly rob any third world nations's treasury and "let them eat not even a cake crumb" if they had power and access. Luckily, people like JLo and Marc Anthony are too dumb to concoct way to seize power so she can buy more shoes to tango all over her peons like Eva Peron.

I've got one thought and that's how happy J-Lo's rat-faced rodent ex-wife must feel knowing it's not her carrying another one his rat babies. This was very hot and he dump her for that fat-ass, slimey, cheating piece of duck squeeze. Karma will be a bitch!!

I wish we could go back to when pregnant stars were considered vulgar and kept out of site.....stupid Lucile Ball, she cursed us all!

#87- I would honestly NEVER be able to do that (even to Jimbo's troll) no matter how much I needed the money. I would rob people first. This practice really does have to be stopped. My God.

if you are pregnant please just shut up and be a coach potato! showing tat big bump is no glamorous!

the only reason fur-bearing animals are alive to begin with is because people breed them for their fur. these animals' only existence is to give humans fur. yeah it sucks that they aren't killed before they're skinned, but really, the only reason they're around is so they can line our jackets. if it weren't for jackets then the animals wouldn't be alive in the first place.

JLo and her unborn offspring are demon-spawn. They should go straight to hell. Satan wants to see his son.

Die, JLo and slug! Die!

#96 okaaaay so it's better to have a life where you're born in captivity, have zero self-determination, and exist for the sole purpose of being skinned alive so another species can wear your body parts around than to never have a life at all? That makes a lot of sense...

Congratulations to her. I am her big fan. I was surprised when I saw her blog on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called SearchingMillionaire.com last week. Many people added her to hot list

I wish this putrid evil bitch would just do us all a favor and die, preferably before she gives birth. I hope a psychopath skins her alive.

She makes the usual poptart clowns look like saints. Shit on her.

And may anyone who likes her also be skinned alive.

JLo is one hated bitch. I hope someone cuts the slug out of her, dashes it against a wall, and then sets JLo on fire after dousing her with gasoline.

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Are all you guys fucking serious? what the fuck is this site? a chapter to hate on people? any of you poeple got anything else better to do than to speak on shit. take yall fat asses yeah fat cuz i bet most of the people talkin shit are sad depressed fat lonely shitheads. go get a life and get off the internet. hahaha BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

any cunt who talks about jlo and the way she uses animal fur is a fuken dickhead, why dont u fuken open ur big gobs to the people who fuken kill the animals to eat them u wankers, she likes fur wat the fuk is it to u..... u jelous monsters and the person who wrote that she and her family should be in an accident is fuken insane i hop[e u and ur family are in an accident u sick fuken mental mother fuked up kid... go get a life u fuken creul people!!!!! u no u love her if u diddnt u wudnt waste ur time on commenting on her pics... DUMB ASS!!!!!!!1

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