Nov 1 2007Heidi Klum will totally ruin your curtains

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Heidi Klum threw her 8th Annual Halloween Party at The Green Door last night. She dressed up like a cat. A very lifelike giant walking cat. With human breasts. Some might call this a blight against God and nature, but I see a trend happening in housecats with implants. At least at my house anyway. C’mere, Lady Whiskerston of Purry-cat Lane. How’d you like Admiral Fluffytoes to pay attention to you more? Aw, yeah, you’d like that. ‘Cause you’re a good kitty, yes, you are.

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Hate this bitch
uhmmcat

Nice pussy.....

i'm confused--why is she wearing vampire fangs?

Nice "Kittytoe"

Like the collar tag "If found please return to Seal"

I want some of that pussy's pussy. Somebody just please let me sniff that pussy. I want my face to get covered with her fur ball. I would love to get lost her in fur ball.

that's weird.

I want some of that pussy's pussy. Somebody just please let me sniff that pussy. I want my face to get covered with her fur ball. I would love to get lost in her fur ball.

In pic #6 you can see the most hilarious camel toe ever. Honestly she aint lookin' so great here. But she's a sweet gal so I'll give her pass on this one but, she better try a little harder or she's gonna lose her supermodel status.

God, I hate "Professional " Models, no brains, no personality, no individuality, whatsoever, nothing but Stepford Women. Whatever training they go through, all their individual personality and thinking is steamrolled out of them, until they all come out acting, talking and behaving the same childish, little girlish way,almost the same as Playboy Playmates. Keep your daughters from ever wanting to be one.

MMMMMMMMM........I love CAMEL TOE.

Wait........why do Camel Toe's smell like Fish....I mean Pussy?

ridiculous, bitch.

fucking tard.

Fuck Fish, that was so freaking hot. I want you to purr that kitten talk into my cat ears. Meow.

Mmmm... I gotta go..

She looks more like a huge rat instead of a cat, I still don't get why she's using vampire fangs & I don't like the contacts either. Her necklace is cute, tho.

cute!

Bet she poops and pees around, too.

i think she looks great. i wouldn't look that gorgeous in a getup like that. i'd hate to be judged by this panel wearing that outfit. tough crowd. haha.

lame. she likes too much attention.

She's wearing fangs because cats have fangs, for crying out loud.

Looks more like a rat than a cat...

http://www.robrob8.com/movies/22-zcamel.htm

21 - yeah, more rodenty than catty.

Shes not horrid looking here, actually.

Haha. Yeah, right.

Those are her real teeth. And they are yellow.

Those are not her real eyes though. They are mine.

I'll give her props on this costume. After seeing the obvious, bland, cheap costumes worn by Paris Hilton (all of her lame costumes) and Britney Spears, as well as the girls from The Hills, I am happy to see a celebrity go all out for Halloween. Her costume is very elaborate. And again, how obvious was Paris Hilton for choosing those slutty costumes. Can't these women think of something creative and original? "Oh, like, it's Halloween, so omg, get my, uhhhh, slutty nurse...err...no....my slutty prisoner.......nope.....Alice? Hmmm, what about my super slutty army camoflage outfit. YES. That's it. That's HOT". Yawn.

Really, they're fake breasts? I always thought she was one of the few naturals in the modeling world; specifically as far as VS models are concerned.

And I don't get it, why will she ruin my curtains? Because she's supposed to be a cat, is that it? If so, that was way lame.

26, you're giving her too much credit. her "people" probably put this together & she probably paid a professional to do all the makeup. sorry man, unless it's a homemade costume, i'm not impressed.

Heidi looks like me.

I was going to make a pussy joke. But I can see that's no longer needed.

@RENEE Z

She's German, not American.

32, what are you talking about? no one said anything about her being american.

I wonder which one of the Project Runway rejects designed this piece of crap? Seriously - I could have made a better kitty costume with a bag of plucked pubic hair and some glitter. MEOW bitches!

@32...HUH? When did I question if she was American or German in my posts? I know she's German; ya'vol !

35, i think idiot # 32 thought "VS" meant "US"

@32 she is HOT in or out of a cat costume. No one cares if she is American, Germany, or Antarctician

Mabbo has a point, Klum's getup is not the stereotypical Village People safe and expected run of the mill costume, the only way this could be more fun is if she did it all using body paint.

Yeah she looks good for having had a littter of kittens

Does she use the "cat box" when she is in the thing. Nice "tail" shot in pic 5 though.

@36...Ah-so! Thanks for clearing that up, I didn't made the connection; thats pretty funny actually. For anyone else that didn't know what the hell I was talking about...Victoria's Secret =VS (United States=US) ;)

Renee Z, maybe 36 is still writing with the old Latin/Roman alphabet in which V is used for U. That's sooooo 3rd century.

Halloween sucks cocks. Now Arbor Day, there's a fucking day people.

RE: the vampire teeth, maybe she got mixed up regarding the old wives' tale about cats sucking babies' breath and thought the story was that cats suck babies' blood ...

Great Camel Toe!!!

HILARIOUS BRITNEY PIC


http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20058392_20152462_9,00.html

HILARIOUS BRITNEY PIC


http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20058392_20152462_9,00.html

It's funny how she dressed up as a cat for halloween considering she found her husband in a litter box.............

she looks like my bitchy cat, who has one of the biggest attitudes that i have ever seen in an animal, but shes my bitch and i love her dammit
#2..haha

Hey, can I please PLEASE be the 34th talk-backer to make a witty "pussy" joke?? Can I? Can I? Cuz I don't think that horse is quite dead yet.

You realize this is furry porn now?

*shudder*

Awe #50. it's fun.

1.That's gotta be the lamest supermodel pussy I've ever seen

2.I wonder if she tastes like chicken

3.I hope she like playing with balls, my balls.

4.honestly for a supermodel that's a sad kinda ugly looking pussy

5. I wonder if ashe cums when you call her

Furry freaky cat porno!!! Yes.

Far from wrecking my curtains I'd like to make a proper mess over hers.

Too bad this cute girl hooked up with a butt-ugly African who looks like he's fresh from the jungle. And her kids--look like little mole people. I bet her parents are sick to their stomachs.

it's written on the collar : "IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO SEAL"

very cute, heidi.

55- Totally agree.

Best adult costume award goes to...Heidi Klume...Your In!

55 - Also agree
48 - very funny

I was almost sick to my stomach when she was on Oprah describing how when she first saw Seal she said she saw the complete "package" because he was wearting tight biking spandex pants.

Her parents must wake up in a cold sweat at night when they dream of their daughter being raped by a black man.. only it is real life.. ouch. Her families genetic code has forever been corrupted.

cat ... how original ..
plus she does look like a rat...

btw this is like the first time
th person who gets to post
the first comment
doesn't reduce it to..
FIERST !! YEAH!...

You racist assholes are fucking disgusting. Heidi's parents love seal. Fuck you you are the filth of the earth you sick freaks. You make me ashamed to be white, I hate sick racist bigotted fucking losers like you. Why were you even watching Oprah if you are such sick racists. Obviously you are uneducated white trash who have never travelled anywhere or ever opened your little pea brains to learn about the world around you.

It is nice to see how "the little kid" inide a person, is coming to life when HALLOWEEN arrives!!

Where's her pock-marked man-ape hybrid husband "Seal"? He doesn't need a costume, he's naturally scary looking...arguably the ugliest face on the planet.

59-If "size" is all that matters to this obvious low I.Q. idiot, she should've married a horse or elephant, instead of taking her progeny down a few branches on the Darwinian tree by procreating with that hideous monkey. There are sick people in every society. That's why you need laws against this sort of thing. Who was that faggot from Germany who ate the penis of his boyfriend? That would be another.

That’s not a cat! It’s a rat! How the hell can you say it’s a cat(woman)?

Looks more like a mouse :/

Its a walk off...the WGA is on strike

God damn! You racist shitheads make me so mad! I'm white and I'm so ashamed of you! Please, please go to my site and get educated; you so need to respect black people! Please, you racist idiots, please!

The blue link is not a troll link, I promise. Leave a message at my site after you get educated. You so need to be happier better human beings.

My dear,
Heidi time to grow up.
Begin with your childish name you are an adult yes?
You are no longer in your 20s
You are a mother! for the love of Jah.
And the costume attire is immature you look like a slutty rat.
Sincerly,
Iman & D.Bowie

I hate these Old slutty models.... 'i'm cute & sweet

She's a mom?

that camel shot is disgusting .

Hilary Duff called! She wants her veneers back!!

Hilary Duff called! She wants her veneers back!!

Beth aka'dwayn's wife ' IS HOTTER than this stupid drowned rat

"ya'vol"

Hahah, that's very funny.

She looks horrid, no joke.
71....and well, 72.....that was funny.
But anyway, grandma could pull off a better cat than that.

She looks horrid, no joke.
71....and well, 72.....that was funny.
But anyway, grandma could pull off a better cat than that.

I think Heidi isn't bad looking. But this costume is just terrible for her:
NOT original, NOT sexy, NOT cute, NOT memorable, and her waist is just not that defined anymore to get away with this kind of outfit.

Oh wait, I guess the camel toe is somewhat memorable.

#25, she has FAKE teeth on. If you actually had eyes and saw that there is a line about half way down her teeth and below the line is YELLOW. Some people are so stupid.

Her tag on her collar is cute "if found please return to seal"

she is cute in this cat style, i heard that she is very popular on a dating site called sugarcupid.com. maybe because she has many tyles there.

I can not believe this bitch (that Auf's ppl all the time for their bad clothing creations) actually wore this. In PUBLIC! I know its a halloween costume and all, but for someone that talks so much with Michael Kors about "classic looks" and what is considered 'tasteful", this could not have been more lame. Just goes to show that even "supermodels" make some seriously bad clothing choices. Personally, I think she looks like a deranged mouse.

It may seem racist, but I must admit I don't like them as a couple either, Heidi and Seal, I mean. Okay, so the OJ trial debacle was what got me thinking about it, but it was everything AFTER that that convinced me. 'RACISM' is really 'TRIBALISM' anyhow, and it is as old as man.
Black gals DON'T want to be 'kicked to the curb' for the supposedly 'superiour' white chicks, and it really destroys the black community by taking the 'best' men and their money and gifts, out.

I dont know about a cat, she looks more like a rat from hell! No Micky! Nooooo!

Auditioning for the Braodway production of CATS are we?

Those stupid Bitches from Victoria Secrets are garbage including that Karolina,and Audrina girls they don't who Justin Timberlake is what stupid Bitches.Heidi Klum stop acting like Garbage and just model and keep being a mother to your kids and a wife to Seal. GROW UP BITCHES

I love her cameltoe in pic #6. I just want to chew a hole through that costume and lick her sweet pussy really good...mmmmm, sooo yummy...

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