Nov 21 2007Heidi Klum is out of her mind

FRIST! you klum gobblers

2nd

Very strange

Holy scheizer, they're not going to actually put that on tv, are they?
Knew there must be *some* reason she ended up marrying a freak like Seal.... (sure sure, I'm sure he has a great soul...)

Because I am a black man with one breast this bra would not do me any good. I would like to take this opportunity to wish all of my freinds a Happy Thanksgiving!!
At my house we only serve dark meat. No whites at my black ass table.

pretty sure these are outtakes. you'd have to be a complete moron to think this a commercial.

she sounds absolutely insane.

wow that bitch is fucking retarded. great knockers, but fuckin retarded

LOL she's crazy. she must be on something.

First - maybe not!!!

I agree. Bits of videos put together... and voice added on top. She cannot be that stupid. I bet she will sue.

i'm pretty sure i saw Katie Morgan do the same routine on HBO recently sans bra. I didn't understand it then either, but little p0nk didn't complain.

What a fucking nut. It explains Seal though. The pitfalls of marrying for looks.

Omg. She is hot. seems saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like millionairefriends.com where Charlie Sheen found his new love there. But don't know if it is her.

@1 beautiful! classic! just down right knee-slappin shit right there..... or completely retarded..

She is so dumb, every time when i see her, i want to kick her into the face.

I dont EVEN want to look.....

At the end I like how she is mocking us for watching 40 seconds of this incoherent babble. What's that ? Great knockers and something about cold. Ok i'll buy whats she's having mr advertising man.

I'm thinking a DDoS is sounding great on millionairefriends.com right about now

what a weird video...

ok, I watched 10 seconds of it without sound. I still want to find my teleportation device..

I always thought she was strange and a bit insane. I really don't think she's on drugs or anything; she's just a good ol' organic nut job. And GOOD GOD is she annoying! More so than ever in that video!

What? I always pretend I have machine guns for boobs when its cold (especially at Walgreens--they love that shit--the cashier almost lost an eye)!

heidi's alright but she is downright insane in that little clip. seal must be one PATIENT man.

I love it when hot chicks are totally annoying. Makes me feel better about my hand.

Unlike Frist. She makes my hand jealous...

Her milkshake brings all the boys to yard!
24---Yes, I bet Seal is a PATIENT man. Very patient.......I'm sorry--where am I?

Her machine-gun boobs are no match for Seal's howitzer.

smallpox trojan-horsin' muthafuckas

The whole 9 yards, #27, the whole nine yards.

That bitch is on PCP.........

she's like a 6 year old with the body of a goddess... maybe, she has spent too much time entertaining the kids.

HEY! Let's not go overboard with the Frist-love. Remember, there are other people here too. For example, veggi. He deserves love too.

p.s. oops "She"

This is retarded, just fucking retarded.

32- I'd love to kick you in your kidney :)

At least she isn't wearing flip flops, like that fat whore Kim Kardashian.

twinkie!!! don't mention that gravity trickster!!!

wow... just wow.

what a dumbass. does anyone fine that cute. its disgusting. I know shes foreign but damn.

11, a voice over? that's a bit of a stretch, don't you think?

no. 6 was absolutely correct
this is obviously a series of short clips-
does it make her seem nuts? sure- but only a retard would not realize
this isnt one continuous loop

5-lmao
"at my black ass table"

other than that, i have no comment on this post since my computer won't play the videos on this site. f-in government workstations

i'm in between fucking scared and fucking worried. what a psycho bitch.

I'd enjoy scraping her clitoris off with a jagged campbell's soup can lid, then nullifying her nipples. Then defecating in to her hair. Then melting her child's face off with a hairspray torch.

What a dumb cunt. Isn't that what we're all basically trying to say here?

SO DAM CUTE!

LOVE YA HEIDI!

she said something? sorry, i was too busy staring at her tits.

She is hawt. I'd love to poke her is the vajayjay. Again and again.

Great boobs.

Maybe she's old, maybe she's skinny, but she have very very nice boobs!

she seems really fun. just a goofy sense of humor. I so dig that. I don't want some too serious messed in the head uber-bitch. I want fun and hawt and sexy and she is all that. Plus, she loves her boobs and so do i.

What... the hell... was that?

That's the famous german humor.
I totally got it and laughed my ass off.

okay, first she's annoying beyond belief. second, i want to be in her presence when her boobs are 20 years older and they're scraping the floor. okay, i maybe i don't wanna be there. but i wanna hear about it.

The rest of you must be boring as fuck, she's no comedian but it was an attempt at being funny, you bunch of borons must be frigging automatons.

Congratulations! U just swiped all the nutters away on Project Nutthouse and is the proud winner!!!
CRAZY BITCH!

i bet she doesn't get to talk much at home. if i were an ogre like seal, i would keep her mouth stuffed with my giant black cock so often that our kids wouldn't recognize her by voice alone.

note to self: don't read comments at thesuperficial. makes you more retardeder.

cocaine's a helluva drug.

Vapid cunt.

That wasn't funny or cute, just dopey. Wow, she has to kiss that guy's face?

omg call 911 she needs to get some help because she is have a britney attack! totally insane!

omg call 911 she needs to get some help because she is have a britney attack! totally insane!

that was just really really irritating.

I think it's cute.

i think she and seal made the worst couple.cant she marry a white?im not racist.yeah i may be.anyway her video is cute!

T.H.O's!

Re----taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarded!!#$&*$%*(@$(%^

um, am I the only one who noticed that her lips dont match the words half the time.

She is really fun. I lover her sense of humoer, beauty, and nice boobs. Just last week, I found her photo ablums posted at the millionarie singles club millionairecupid.com. She also mentioned she is looking for a nice gengleman there. I tried to send her a message, but I didn't got her response. Maybe she has ttoo many messages. I will go and check it again soon.

Her and Seal..why? Just how big is his dick/how great is his personality?

yeah its called PERSONALITY DISORDER

She's so cute, I want to bounce her on my knee... Right off a cliff and face-first into the most jagged rocks available.

she's adorable.

what are you doing? I know you wander around the online site Sugarmommymeet,right? It's a club for those rich women to find hot guys. Does this mean you want to be a sugarmommy?

ew.

classy. pure fucking class. jesus h.

Hey, you don't know. Maybe the ad people drugged her, kidnapped her, locked her in a room wearing nothing but VS lingerie and told her to act like a dumb ass or else her blond daughter and two mulatto kids would die!

"Oh yeah, and play with your boobs a lot!"

"Pretend they're bazooka guns?? PERFECT! INGENIUS!"

All i have to say is what the hell was that, it was kind of scary and a whole lot of crazy.

holy hell. that was insanely annoying.

i mean, WTF! lucky she has a nice face; shed be screwed if she didnt.

German Accent == Not Sexy

Did you know she named her boobs "Hans" and "Franz"? A German newspaper revealed that today...

I saw a video of her halloween party..just her personal halloween party and she is absolutely insane. Like the way she is in real life is the way she is in the video. Very loud, annoying, abrasive, and she has a really high pitched and whiny voice.

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She's nice to look at but definitely not too bright. I can't handle the voice and the accent. It's like a combination of an 8 year old, retarded, and German - a very BAD combination.

OMG those boobs are so hot!

#52: The invasion of Poland? Auschwitz? Drunken hijinks.

on the qualudes or ADD meds to stay slim.. and feel all too sexy.

sigh... the Germans.

She sure is f*cking annoying. If I was ever locked up in a room with someone like that for a day, only one of us would come out alive

emma, u are so sweet.. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online ad*ult club sugarmommymeet, by which you are seeking hot man to be your sugar baby.. am I right?

Duh, any white woman who marries a black man & has his babies is out of her mind. Talk about stating the obvious. Thousands of years of evolution, down the drain in one swoop. Definately out the fuck of her mind.

Wow, she is beautiful! I heard she met her husband through a great dating website for the rich and famous called: millionnairesdontdatefatslobsandretardsthroughtheinternet.com

Also check:
pleasekindlyshoveyourspamupyoursorryassanddie.biz!

I love Heidi and her boobs!

CLUB THIS STUPIDC*NT like a Seal
SEAL

wtf, That is definitely not Heidi.

This is hilarious. I don't understand why everyone is reading into it so much & criticising her to that extent. It's MEANT to be goofy & stupid & silly. She's the glamorous amazing Victoria's secret model & this ad shows us the other side to those girls. I think it's a credit to the Victoria's Secret campaign & it's made me like her even more.

And she's gorgeous, and whoever has said a word to the contrary, you're just bitter that you're not in her position living her life. Well done, Heidi.

seriously, I hate her voice. It's like an evil little german mouse. in love with herself much?

She's obviously just having fun. That was never meant to be screened. She's perfect and anyone who puts her down is just plain jealous.

She is amazing. Greatest VS model ever. :)

(stop hating on her voice, it's neat.)

This video makes me want to choke her until she turns blue, stop, and then choke her some more!!! What a tard! So, she's a good model - who cares, she's not funny and she has a truly annoying voice! I bet she feels stupid that this went out into the public to view! Poor thing! I actually feel sorry for the poor bastards who had to sit there and film it! Poor people!

omg this was embarassing!!

Well...um creepy
Wow did anyone else notice all the stretchy skin on her back?

omfg what a dumb cunt