Nov 27 2007Hayden Panettiere’s shirt is transparenty
Hayden Panettiere stopped at a headshot studio in LA yesterday and her shirt is a little more transparent than she thought. While sadly you only see her bra, it’s a start, I suppose. In the meantime, I don’t get why Hayden’s even wearing a shirt to get a headshot. I mean, they’re only photographing your face. I go completely topless when I get mine done. Then again, there’s very few times when I wear a shirt. I think I wore one for my sister’s wedding. I made it about ten minutes into the reception until I ripped it off, stood up on a table and asked “Who wants to feel the thunder?” Unfortunately, my sister and her husband didn’t feel this service was worth the $50 grand I attempted to charge them, so I don’t feel guilty about ganking some wedding gifts. By the way, this espresso machine is awesome. I’ve had five this morning. Ha ha! My heart hurts!


Reader Comments
1. Bill Clinton - November 27, 2007 9:21 AM
She's so hot
frist?
2. Bill Clinton - November 27, 2007 9:24 AM
She has looked better though
3. Superbad - November 27, 2007 9:24 AM
mini pamela anderson?
4. Superbad - November 27, 2007 9:25 AM
vanessa hudgens is hotter
5. Sam Hain - November 27, 2007 9:26 AM
oof! what a come-down after the last post...
6. em - November 27, 2007 9:27 AM
better that getting drunk at a wedding and belly flopping into the wedding cake while saying "happy birfday!"
7. mememe - November 27, 2007 9:29 AM
ok superfish, how did you manage to turn this site into an online book of mad libs:
-Today, ______(celebrity gossip)
-This is funny, because _____ (semi-witty joke/transition)
-Insert lame anecdote about your physical prowess
find a new formula please
8. woodhorse - November 27, 2007 9:30 AM
better than catching the bouquet at your friends' wedding and then falling flat on your ass in front of everyone because you're drunk
9. ph245 - November 27, 2007 9:30 AM
i would like to do a sex with her
10. mememe - November 27, 2007 9:32 AM
and while I'm here, please stop posting meaningless posts about midget panettiere and kim kardasshian. I could stand outside and find 6 girls hotter than Hayden right now, and the latter has a fat ass and an ugly face, wow...I could find 20 of those motherfuckers outside right now
11. Superbad - November 27, 2007 9:38 AM
these days are being slow days in terms of celeb news...photos of midget hayden getting out of the car..
only the hukster in sturring something..but is he a celeb and if he is do we care?
12. Superbad - November 27, 2007 9:39 AM
hulkster
13. squinting with my monocle. - November 27, 2007 9:46 AM
her arms are looking sausage like... if only she could be 2-5 inches taller and not have 13 year old budding triangle style boobies. the size isn't what bugs me... it is the obvious shape. they are like fat child boobs. she prob just grew them thanks to the hormone treatments to help her not be a complete midget. the ends of her hair look like crap because she naturally has brillo hair and fries the shit out of it to make it straight. though her head is very large in proportion to her body ( like a child or dwarf's head may be ) her face is quite pretty.
14. ph7 - November 27, 2007 9:46 AM
Midget in boots. Look like she's from Lollipop Guild.
15. she looks like a baby - November 27, 2007 9:49 AM
she looks 13 for cripes sakes!! you are a sick man superficial.com writer!
16. FRIST!!! - November 27, 2007 9:50 AM
#8 I know! That happens to me all the time except I'm not allowed at weddings and there is no bouquet. I just call it "Tuesdays"..
Happy Tuesday, everyone!!
17. god - November 27, 2007 9:51 AM
She's too skinny and has a horse face. And all of you who want to "do" her are child molesters.
18. mixedmartialartvideos.com - November 27, 2007 9:56 AM
still cant believe she was the little girl in Remember the Titans
19. Mal Reynolds - November 27, 2007 9:59 AM
Love the boots.
#7 Nailed it. Get some new material Fish
# 15 STFU, she is not a baby and doesn't look 13. The 10 year old I keep in my basement looks 13.....when I dress her up.
20. Miguelito - November 27, 2007 10:06 AM
She is knock-kneed. How can you have stubby little legs and they're not even straight?
21. stephiphany - November 27, 2007 10:08 AM
Still boring and plain.
22. lux - November 27, 2007 10:09 AM
@17 To skinny? I guess you like you girls extra meaty.
23. roastbeef - November 27, 2007 10:10 AM
She needs to get a more supportive bra (underwire, girlfriend!) and get rid of the Britney-boots!
24. god - November 27, 2007 10:17 AM
@22 there's nothing wrong with a little meat, but this chick is built like a 13 year old boy! I guess if you like that sort of thing...
25. put the ugly people in the back - November 27, 2007 10:20 AM
Hayden Pantiehead's body is fatty and midgety. ME NO LIKEY!!!
Let me please explain to you what IS hot. NOT Brook Hogan, NOT Katie Price, NOT this chubby child. Fast Times at Ridgemont High; Phoebe Cates now that is a body and a cute as a button natural hottie face. What the fuck is up with the famous women these days MOST of them are much less Hot than women you can see anyday at the mall.
26. Jimbo - November 27, 2007 10:20 AM
This is as good as it gets? We can see her bra through her shirt. My day is complete. I can go home now..
27. Kate - November 27, 2007 10:25 AM
But, but...where is the meetrich spammer? I miss him!
28. * MISS UNIVERSE - November 27, 2007 10:33 AM
Dont you just love that veronica lake peek a boo hair.'
It was an accident - just like veronica's when they realized it's allure
29. babyglyniss - November 27, 2007 10:39 AM
she looks like someone else with the glasses and uncute outfit.
30. missy248 - November 27, 2007 10:47 AM
How short she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is member of an online site sweethobbitsugar.com.. you know the site is a small women seeking fun site. nude hairy feet... if it is true!
31. romancea - November 27, 2007 10:47 AM
Her boobs looks not good, I think. I think the real question is: Is she recently single and does she have a profile on MeetRich.com? Does she like fertile douches? I heard of this around the internet.
32. Exo - November 27, 2007 10:54 AM
Bad outfit for sure, but hey,
she looks tight.
So she´s not supermodel material,
or has the anorectic legs of a baby moose.
I could really imagine making sweet love to her,
and I´m a heterosexual (well mostly) woman.
But then again, I´m Swedish...
I wonder what kind of nipples she has,
my instinct (or dirty, dirty mind, as you choose to call it Over There) tells me cotton candy pink aereolas and 1/2 Pink Grape Jelly belly beans.
Yum!
33. woodhorse - November 27, 2007 11:35 AM
lol 16: Happy Tuesday back at you. I shouldn't exagerate though - I wasn't EXACTLY flat. I had one leg out in front and one out in back of me. It was a pretty awesome feat, one that not many people can do while sober. Including me. I paid for it the next day.
34. El Sueno - November 27, 2007 11:41 AM
I'll give her a head-shot, if you know what I'm sayin'. No, no, no, I meant with a Weed Whacker.
35. yukadoozer - November 27, 2007 11:43 AM
WHY do you insist on shoving this turd down our throats?! Why don't you just dredge up Debbie Gibson already. This child- twit is a BORE!!!!!
36. JVM - November 27, 2007 11:47 AM
It looks like she's totally blocking that other car in...and by blocking in, I mean, I mean totally fucking him up.
37. Danny - November 27, 2007 11:58 AM
What I don't get is why anyone cares. She looks like a child - pudgy baby fat.
Give her few years and she _might_ be worth ogling. Until then, forget it.
38. Sam Hain - November 27, 2007 12:07 PM
mememe - nice critique. really. How's your site coming along? Did you get a hit yet? All your negativity is really making it hard to get off. Could you please take your meetrich.com buddy and STFU?
39. MATERIALBITCHdotCOM - November 27, 2007 12:12 PM
it's crazy that someone who always tries to cover up as much as she does... still manages to come off like a whore.
can't get enough blogging? www.MaterialBitch.com
40. A - November 27, 2007 12:13 PM
she needs to put on like 20 lbs, then she would be sexy
41. D. Richards (Mouth.) - November 27, 2007 12:27 PM
Boots! Slicing through the air like a couple of dorsel fins of a rampaging group of gang-raping dolphins. Hayden did her little piece. Hayden saved the world. She feels triumphant. Look at her getting out of her Porsche! So proactive. Hay didn't just sit around and wait for the dolphin holocaust, no! She conquered the Japanese; those fucks. So what if the Japanese have laws. Japanese laws don't mean anything. Hayden's American. And American's don't have to abide by anything, except for what they truly understand (beatings). Look at Hayds walking in her boots. Nobody can tell her a goddamn thing. Strut it, g'rl!
42. PunkA - November 27, 2007 12:29 PM
She needs to die on her show "Heroes" already. LAME LAME LAME character. Then she can go away and save more dolphins, hit the gym more frequently, and get it on with 30 year old men in her spare time.
43. mememe - November 27, 2007 12:41 PM
38--read all of his posts in the past few MONTHS or so, and see if i'm wrong. and i don't really know what you mean by the rest of your post, because you're the only one linking yourself to websites no one wants to visit. I on the other hand am just noting that the Superficical guy is no longer funny. Do I need to run my own website to do that? Use your reasoning skills next time before you post.
44. bob - November 27, 2007 12:47 PM
this girl gives me a bonner so hard it makes my dick hurt
45. indian - November 27, 2007 12:53 PM
She's got a broad chest!!! I bet it takes minutes to get from one boob to the other.
46. Vince Lombardi - November 27, 2007 12:53 PM
Vince thinks Fish's definition of "transparenty" is "way to fucking small and tight."
47. Vince Lombardi - November 27, 2007 12:55 PM
Hayden (if that is her real name) reminds Vince (not my real name) of Jewel (if that is her real name), only shorter with straighter teeth, smaller boobs, and less talent.
48. cousinfred - November 27, 2007 1:06 PM
#30 Nice one. Almost missed that. LOL
49. ack - November 27, 2007 1:08 PM
i was wondering where brit's boots had gone
50. Spanky - November 27, 2007 1:20 PM
wow
51. BaconMessiah - November 27, 2007 1:25 PM
The only way this chick gets interesting is if Brit runs over her with her new car.
52. Sweet Petite - November 27, 2007 1:55 PM
If she does not watch herself she is going to get a huge butt and give Kim Kardashian some competition!
53. Oeuf - November 27, 2007 2:28 PM
She looks about fucking twelve. You guys are peedos.
54. Tim - November 27, 2007 2:32 PM
The tiny boobs are tragic. If she gets any fatter, she'll be in the "which roll is my boobs" situation.
55. bobrown - November 27, 2007 3:05 PM
that's transparent!? are you blind?
56. Robin Claire - November 27, 2007 3:16 PM
yeah, she's hot, WE GET IT
57. EuroNeckPain - November 27, 2007 3:35 PM
I thought these turtleneck things were out of fashion since 1975 ?
58. meee - November 27, 2007 5:36 PM
is that a training bra? i hate this girl.
59. Twinkie - November 27, 2007 6:45 PM
Let's see....
Super-blonde hair?
Check.
Enormous glasses?
Check.
Stupid boots?
Check.
I can't wait until she becomes half the trainwreck Britney has.
60. Ript1&0 - November 27, 2007 8:13 PM
@41 (Hey.) Dude, now THAT was funny. You usually are.
I've been watching you.
61. whatever - November 27, 2007 9:33 PM
Wow. I finally figured out what's wrong with D. Richards. He was gang raped by a pod of dolphins.
That...explains...so much.
62. Alexandra - November 27, 2007 9:41 PM
I think this girl may only be famous because she has so many pedophile fans.
63. dan - November 27, 2007 11:27 PM
alexandra...dont be jealous because your old and ugly and hayden is young and gorgeous
64. yilin - November 27, 2007 11:58 PM
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service sugarmommymeet.com, it is a site for rich women to date sexy men.. spoil and support them...
65. not yet a woman - November 28, 2007 1:57 AM
.....I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down...
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down...
So don't you bring me down today.....
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67. gerard Vandenberg - November 28, 2007 8:21 AM
I'll bet her G-string is tranparenty too!!
68. Christina - November 28, 2007 8:39 AM
oh, she is so hot. My friends see many her nude photos on a dating site called http://herpesmates.com. Not sure what relationship she is looking
69. Donkey Punch - November 28, 2007 12:16 PM
Nothing liposuction and breast implants can't fix.
70. MuseHaven - November 30, 2007 1:40 AM
whats with her sport bras?
71. Maiko Weymiller - December 6, 2007 3:54 PM
She is even fatter than J-Lard.
72. Erica - December 14, 2007 6:58 PM
Dose she know that peopel are taking pics of her?
If she does then I would have to tell her....... DON'T BE A WHORE!!
73. Anonymous - November 15, 2008 9:01 PM
I'll give her a head-shot, if you know what I'm sayin'. No, no, no, I meant with a Weed Whacker.
Now thats weird. At least I could understand the first one....
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