Nov 15 2007Hayden Panettiere issued warrant in Japan

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Hayden Panettiere has learned there’s a warrant out for her arrest in Japan because of her dolphin-saving adventure a few weeks ago. The actress and a couple of activists rode surfboards into a cove off the coast of Taiji in an attempt to steer dolphins away from fishing boats. Despite the legal consequences, Hayden told E! News she’s proud of the experience:

She said she was thrilled that the incident was receiving international attention, as it could result in educating others about the dolphins' plight.
"In this town, you tend to be able to get publicity when you're not wearing underwear or [you're] in rehab," Panettiere said.
"I was very excited that people were interested in what we did."

If Japanese officials want me to hunt Hayden Panettiere down and bring her in for justice, I’m on it. I’ve got all kinds of stuff to bait her in; things that chicks can’t resist. I’ve got an ironing board, some Tupperware and I’m pretty sure I can get my hands on a sewing machine. Also my car is fully equipped to hold a woman captive. I mean, lovingly restrain her. And I’d like to state for the record the dome light sprayed knock-out gas when I bought it. Yeah, I definitely didn’t modify it myself after watching an episode of Batman. I don’t even know how to buy knock-out gas by going down to the hardware store by the bus station and asking for Jim then paying him in Marlboro’s. I think that’s how my lawyer told me to word it. Or maybe it was “No comment.” Eh, close enough.

Note: I added some pictures of Hayden Panettiere sitting on Kristen Bell’s lap in a Lamborghini. You know, because I love journalism so much.

Photos: Getty Images

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First?

Not looking too shabby there

wow she actually looks cute. damn hippy!

DIEE! ARGH!

A) she's hot
B) i like dolphins
C) she tried to save dolphins

She's got an A on my book...
I'll help her to break out of jail if she needs to :p

She's so cute I wouldn't care if she was helping with the dolphin herding.

3 posts about this stupid chick in one day??? Are you serious??? She's really not that interesting.

It time to call Dog, blah!

She shouldn't worry too much. Japanese prisons were pretty easy to break out of because of the paper walls. The hardest part was smuggling in scissors in a rice cake. Well, that and carving a bar of soap out of a samurai sword. Definitely wait until Godzilla smashes through the electrical lines and the power grid goes offline so she has cover of darkness. But she should do something about the yellow hair first - that's a dead giveaway when you're in the underground in any southeast Asian country, because everyone there yells, "Hey, Yellow Hair!" (in Japanese, of course), and you don't know what that means, but everyone looks and then you feel the eyes of the long arm of the law of averages bearing down on you and.... never mind.

In the main pic, it looks like she is waiting for a long, thin penis.

My God, enough of this chick!! She is seriously overexposed. No more! She's not that hot, she's just a teenage actress. There are plenty of them, we don't need any more.

what a retarded way to get attention.
what is she talking about??
Laws are laws.
She is almost as bad as those getting DUIs.

It's lunchtime, and I would like a Hayden-Kristen sandwich, please. Dolphin safe, of course.

I said this before and I am saying it again:

This hypocritical little stinkhole is so concerned about the environment that she flies to Japan to save the dolphins but yet she is OK with endorsing a vehicle that gets 2MPG. Anthing for a buck and a photo huh Hayd.

She's REALLY trying to stay in the public eye because she knows her celebrity is very new and very fragile and VERY much in danger of disappearing if this writers' strike continues and her lame ass show doesn't go back on the air. PLUS- She looks like a tranny in this photo.

Why has no one made a joke using the lyrics to "Heroes" by David Bowie?
Instead of making a joke, I'll just supply you all with the lyrics, and hopefully you'll see what I mean...

"I, I wish you could swim
Like the dolphins
Like dolphins can swim
Though nothing
Will keep us together
We can beat them
For ever and ever
Oh we can be Heroes
Just for one day"

Alright, my hatred for Baby Veal is definitely on.

She's the other white meat. Fry her up instead of the dolphins.

And yet...I'd gladly fuck her in her "hypocritical little stinkhole"

Who cares? WHO is this nobody bitch anyways..

Hayden in prison: Yes please.
Dolphin steak: Yes please.
Dolphins hunted the same way as fish: No thanks.

We don't go around gutting & dismembering cattle while their still alive, we shoot them in the head first. The same should apply to other tasty mammals.

She actually issued the following statement: "I have grown up hearing – and adhering to – this phrase: 'condemnation without investigation dooms one to everlasting ignorance.'" Call me a cynic, but I'm betting her parents don't speak that way--I've seen them. And she didn't hear that in school, because she dropped out to become an actor.

joh, how do you suppose they transport dolphins and make them walk down a fenced area to be held in place and shot?
Use big freaking aquariums? Okay supposing you do that, how do you manage to keep them still and shoot them in the head?
Some people think cows and tuna fish are cute but they still get killed for food. Dolphins are no different.
And if it's about intelligence, there are a lot of very stupid and useless humans. Should we kill them for food? lol

Can I ask why this dipshit is relevant?

you may.
NASA has been working on the answer since February.

She is so beautiful. Her nude profile and some of her nude photos were found on a nudist date site named http://www.nudistonly.com . I am curious why she was there ? Is she a nudist ? Anyone knows ?

hot pics! Kristen is so freakin sexy, and stumpy looks pretty cute too

18, 22 - because she is an actress on a succesful series, and in quite a few films. I'd much rather her about her than real nobodies like the chicks from The Hills or Kim Kardasian

I like it when sheltered, talentless hacks look up a superficial cause in their bubble gum journals and jump on the fad, to get some publicity. Imagine a bunch of Mexicans violating US law to protest the domestication of Chiwawas. White Americans are dumb beyond words. If you need to protest something, protest the fact that you lack the mental capacity to see how ridiculous you look disrespecting other cultures and "saving" animals, while you treat other human beings in your own country like crap.

Clueless white bitch

Any straight guy would take one look at her and support anything she does. Not that you have to listen or care, just act like you support her in hopes that you could get her drunk and fuck her one day.

very good!!
leaving the racism out of it might have meant people actually listened to you. But too bad it will now just be ignored and treated like another racist trolling retard bastard ranting..

Tupperware is awesome. I'd bone ya for a Stuffables and a FlatOut.

smoke a j
hayden

why she has such an expression, she sits on a person. the car is too small? 2days ago, i saw she is on a dating site called sugarcupid.com, at that time i wander why she comes here, now,i understand maybe she want to find someone. because she is not in good ecomomic condition.

When people disrespect a culture like Hayden has, it really makes me sick. No wonder the world hates Americans. Here we are, World! We don't like the way you've been living for eons so we're going to break laws and act better than you, World. Because we know what's best for you, World. We're better than you World; 'cause we have so much fucking stuff, World. We're gluttons, World. God, I hate Americans. I think about becoming an ex-patriot all the time. That would kick!

hey there http://www.spymac.com/details?23006832007

number 27...
you're a fucking moron...
how can you compare the domestication of chihuahuas with the mass killings of dolphins?
Here's a little history lesson. Chihuahuas descend from a breed of dogs called the techichi...curiously enough first seen by Columbus on what is presently Cuba...these dogs had been around since the Toltec occupation of Mexico around the 9th century a.d...
the modern day chihuahua was discovered in the Mexican state of Chihuahua sometime around 1850. since 1905, the breed has been registered in the AKC (American Kennel Club)

fucking idiot...

anyways...to my main point.
have any of you interacted with dolphins before?
huh?
didn't fucking think so...

try it sometime...you'd be fucking amazed at the intelligence of these "animals".

in a world where fucking rehab and celebrities saying the N-word is news, can't anyone appreciate the fact that someone is trying to bring attention to a cause *even if this is just a publicity stunt???*

i swear..it just seems some people would rather know how much money Britney makes in a month and what she blows it on rather than atrocities being committed elsewhere.

"When people disrespect a culture like Hayden has, it really makes me sick."

I don't normally join with animal rights types, but in this case I'm with Hayden. Dolphins are some of the smartest creatures on the planet. They are complex, intelligent, emotional animals. They cross the line in my book and should be left alone.

The Japanese should fucking know better than to continue doing this shit. The word "culture" does not excuse their slaughter of such intelligent animals. I don't give a fuck what their ancestors did, we know better now.

"God, I hate Americans. I think about becoming an ex-patriot all the time. That would kick!"

Get the fuck out then. Don't let the illegal alien fence gate hit your ass on the way out.

Why does she have that bubble of hair on top of her head?

THANK YOU NUMBER 37 FOR AGREEING WITH THE FACT THAT DOLPHINS ARE ACTUALLY REALLY INTELLIGENT...

seems like someone did their homework unlike the rest of you ignorant pricks...
kudos :D

oh crap...actually it was number 36...
wow i feel like an idiot...

those lips are in the perfect shape

#27 Don't know your color, but damn are you a dumb ass racist bastard. Your point could have been taken seriously if you wouldn't have been laided with hate. Check yourself bigot!

Oh, #36! You are so impressive. And very goddamn typical. Typical American, Christian bullshit artist. So, because an animal is "smart", that makes them better than other creatures? Yeah, I guess you're right. So right. That's part of that bias assed Chriatian thinking. "Hooven animals were put here for white people to consume." But the dolphins, oh, the poor dolphins.. Lame. Japan hunts whales, dolphins, They've been doing it forever. Who the fuck do you think you are to tell another country what they can, or can not do? I'm sure you're one of those people that actually believe that by going in to Iraq, America is safer. One of those lowly doushes that thinks there was actually a corrolation between Al-Qeida, and fucking Huseein. Somebody that believes what they're told. Funny. "WMDs, man." They said!

As for the Ex-patriot shit. I am. I am very embarassed by folks like you. You make me look bad to the world's stage. You live a bullshit existence. Only hearing and seeing what you wanna see and that, to me is fucking pathetic.

"Don't let the door hit you on the ass." Not only is that fucking lame, and so predictable coming from such an American as yourself; yet, again, the same kind of self-serving shit I'm talking about. We don't need you anyways! Hey, go live somewhere where they have opinions, sinner.

Now, blow me.

When this picture was taken, I can imagine some scene when a huge, I mean really gigantic dildo was stuffed inside your ass. Did those things really happen?

"Intelligent" animals. Do you realize how fucking moronic that is? Dolphins have infrastructure now? Dolphins are using cell phones now? Look, you're right, we should be killing ourselves.

Hey, it's only a cow. Fucking eat it. It's only a snake, kill it. Snakes are the "devil". Oh, look, the dolphin looks like it's smiling! Awe. No it's not, it's not thinking about shit. As soon as you let it swim away, it's going to gang-rape a baby dolphin.

You're very unintelligent, "whatever". you're putting human emotions in to a dolphin. But they "smile". No they don't. you're an idiot. Much idiot.

Don't kill them. They "feel". You know what I bet feels? Every pig that's ever been eletrocuted to death. Every horse that's been shot in the head because it can't run anymore. Every single cow that's been fed in to the meat processing plant feels something. They know they're about to die.

You people are fantastic.. The power of deduction is so prevelant in you. Powerful. I'm glad you're on my side. Christ!

I would set fire to a kindergarten class to be the meat in the man sandwich of Hayden P. & Kristen Bell. :)

Love that pic. It looks like she's practicing her BJ technique.

Dick...my dear friend.

only three "animals" (that we know of to date) can actually recognize themselves in front of a mirror...
can you name them?

didn't think so.
i'll do it for you.

Humans...
Chimpanzees...
and...
Dolphins...

the ability for anything to recognize itself in front of a mirror shows that said creature has the knowledge of self being. That should frankly be enough to grant sentience.

It has come to my attention that you don't know the complex social structure many creatures in the animal kingdom posses.
do you know how these fishermen kill so many dolphins?
they injure members of the pod. Dolphins refuse to leave these members behind thus these fishermen mercilessly butcher everyone of them. that is a connection that most animals, let alone humans can't even grasp.

do your research next time...

oh and Dick...
What's with bashing Christians?

Just for the record, I'm totally in favor of Hayden not wearing any underwear.

OK EDDY! I think dolphins are smart to.... sometimes, but damm LET IT GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriusly every were I looked on here it was you saying somthing
stupid like that. OMG!!! STFU!!!

DOSE ANYONE AGGEREE WITH ME!!!?

and yes I probibly missspelled some words but thats beacues Im so tierd.

OK EDDY! I think dolphins are smart to.... sometimes, but damm LET IT GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriusly every were I looked on here it was you saying somthing
stupid like that. OMG!!! STFU!!!

DOSE ANYONE AGGEREE WITH ME!!!?

and yes I probibly missspelled some words but thats beacues Im so tierd.

UM.... Why is my comment on here twice?
Sorry that was relly random.

"So, because an animal is "smart", that makes them better than other creatures?"

Yep. I know that's hard for you to accept since it leaves you at the bottom of the fucking barrel.

"That's part of that bias assed Chriatian thinking."

No, it's part of the "Dolphins are smarter than Dick Richards, so we should throw his dumb ass in the water to be killed by Japanese fishermen in place of the dolphins" thinking.

Get it straight man. The theory that dolphins are smarter than your dumb ass has been around for a few years now. You should be able to distinguish that theory from Christianity.

"Japan hunts whales, dolphins, They've been doing it forever."

Ahhh...the "been doing it forever" defense. God, why did we ever end slavery? I mean, humanity had been "doing it forever" up until the Civil War. We should go back to it.

And women's rights? What the fuck is that shit? Men have been lording authority over women forever to. Fuck them voting and having jobs and shit. Let's go back to what humanity has done forever!

Great argument dumb ass.

"Who the fuck do you think you are to tell another country what they can, or can not do?"

Who the fuck do the Japanese think they are that they can slaughter animals we now know to be extremely intelligent and self aware?

"I'm sure you're one of those people that actually believe that by going in to Iraq, America is safer."

I'm sure you're one of those people who bring up and make up irrelevant shit when losing an argument.

"As for the Ex-patriot shit. I am. I am very embarassed by folks like you."

Then fucking LEAVE! Goodbye. Adios. Sayonara. Have a nice trip. Don't forget your bags. Or your hat and coat. Here's your plane ticket. Enjoy whatever land you move to. Don't come back now, ya hear?!

Just don't go to Japan and become a fisherman because Hayden could so completely kick your ass. You would get ready to hit her and she would look up and point towards the sky, and you would stare at the sky in wonder for 5 minutes while she just laughed. Then she would kick you in the balls...or your vagina...yeah, I'm guessing your vagina...and you would go down. If you mess with Hayden because you killed a dolphin, you would go down. Hard. Two hits, her smacking your ass, and your ass crashing to the ground. So choose another country and profession lest you get your ass kicked by a tiny little blonde.

God, the thought of Hayden kicking your ass makes me horny. You would talk shit to her, and I would get up to beat your ass, and she would just say "No honey, sit down, I'll take care of this dolphin hater." Then I could laugh while watching her just beat the living shit out of you. Afterwards I would take her to the beach and make sweet, sweet love to her while the dolphins watched and cheered.

Yeah, that's how it's going to go down man!

"You make me look bad to the world's stage."

I didn't fuck up your ugly face man. Blame your parents for that shit!

"You live a bullshit existence. Only hearing and seeing what you wanna see and that, to me is fucking pathetic."

This from someone who has probably never even read one study on the intelligence of dolphins or whales. What an ass hat....

"Now, blow me."

Your mama already blew you.

""Intelligent" animals. Do you realize how fucking moronic that is?"

You mean you haven't left yet?

You're obviously not too intelligent if you stay in a country you hate. I'm pretty sure if dolphins didn't like a spot in the ocean, they would be smart enough to fucking leave. You however sit in America, which you claim to hate, and bitch bitch bitch.

Ergo, you're not as smart as a dolphin.

Get the fuck out! Leave! Now! Goodbye. So long. Farewell! Don't let the door smack your ass on the way out. You won't see me if I see you first. It wasn't nice knowing you. We miss you this much (points to D. Richards crotch; crowd gets microscope to measure how much America misses him; not very much).

You guys relly didn't understand what I was trying to say!
first of all I live in America, I am fullbludded Amarican OK!!!!!
Im not saying that killing animals for no resson is right, it's not!!!!!!
and I love my country!!!! AND I LOVE ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys relly got the compleat opisit idea of me OK!!!!!

SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM not even kiding you guys relly got the wrong idea about me I sware!!!
and who ever said that I only listen to what I want to hear and see what I want to see that is so not true I have seen things I did not need to see and things that have made some of my greatest fears!!!!!!!!!!
I have see people kill dolphies and I cryed alot and I relly cryed when the baby was caught! But I have seen worse.
I have had death right in front of me, i have been told that Im going to be beat to death!!!!!! When I heard about the dolphines I was sad that they had to go through that and for the recorde I didn't mean to affened you relly!!!
and allso stop calling me a guy!! Im a girl!.

IM NOT SAYING IM SMARTER THAN DOLPHINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I KNOW THAT THEY ARE ONE OF THE SMARTEST CREACHERS I HAVE READ ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW ALLOT ABOUT THEM BUT I DO KNOW ALITTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU THINK THAT IM WHAT YOU SAID IM AM THEN YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH!! BEACUSE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME YOU JUST SAW WHAT I PUT ON HERE!!! SO YOU GET THE FUCK OUT AND AS YOU SAID DONT LET THE DOOR SLAP YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT!!! YOU DONT SCARE ME BITCH!!!! SO HOLD YOUR BREATH AND LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU DONT KNOW ME SO STOP ACCTING LIKE YOU KNOW ME AND HAVE KNOWN ME YOUR HOLE LIFE YOU HAVENT EVEN MET ME SO STOP FUCKING JUGGING ME!!!!!!!!!!!! LATER MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

if the garden gnome is so interested in saving animals and the environment maybe she shouldn't sponsor cars like the Lamborghini... and she should stop wearing that much make up.

Girl with attitude -

Are you D. Richards? Because I was responding to HIS posts, not yours.

no im not....
I am so so sorry I thought that you were saying thoughs things to me!
OH MY GOSH THAT IS SO IMMBERISING!!!
I AM SO SO SO SO SORRY!.

No Im not......
OH MY GOSH I AM SO SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAYING THAT TO ME!!!!
I AM SO SO SO SORRY!!!!!
I..... DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT ELLS TO SAY BUT SORRY!

My post is on here twice again!!!
UGH!

#54? You're a twit, Ha! I didn't even read your entire post. It's just not important..

To the bitch that was typing in caps? I believe you to be retarded.

Eddy? You missed the point. I'm glad that you did your "research". You're very smart. The fact that dolphins can distinguish themselves (which I don't believe) in a mirror is very important, not to mention, besides the point.

Now, what Christian propaganda-ist magazine did you read that little pearl in? Explain to me why that means we should stop cultures from hunting a dolphin in their territorial waters? I'm very interested to understand; oh, I get it, the fisherman lure the dolphins by way of mirror. I get it.

My whole point is that we should mind our own goddamn business. Americans are too goddamn busy policing the entire globe. We should worry about our own fragility.

Edward, you're an asshole. Next time you try and type to me. Why don't you be a little less christian. Thanks.

"Whatever", I am extremely confused. You're comparing the "plight" of the dolphin to the plight of black people? You actually think that hunting dolphins is the same as slavery? Did I read that right? I hope you're smarter than that.

Okay, what you're saying is that black people are as smart as dolphins? Ha! You really are a moron. Christianity! I guess I really am "losing".

Yes, let's give the dolphin-man a break. Let dolphin-man have the same rights as white America! Let dolphin-man go to the same schools. Let dolphin-man be free. Don't complain when dolphin-man moves in to the wealthy part-of town, and starts fucking white women.

As for your comments about my intelligence; I continue to make more sense than you do, so, eat-my asshole. Slut.

Holy shit! Whatever? I am laughing so hard at your stupidity! You actually made me laugh out loud. No shit. I like how you try and joke me about my appearance. I'd venture to say that somebody that's talking shit about looks, is somebody who is "losing" the "argument". Winner!

It just goes to show that you're mad. I'm happy to have pissed you off. That's one thing a person like you needs, to be pissed off. What you do for a living? I bet you work at a fucking florist or some lame shit like that.

No, probably a very low-level executive. Something you hate. No, I'm giving you too much credit, you work as a receptionist. No say in life. No real feelings. Eating shit. Following whatever band-wagon's popular this moment.

I can imagine you being abused by men. Hating 'em. "They only think with their dicks." "God I wanna be used, fucked." Seriously, though, I know you're a house-wife. Fatty.

You're such a slut. Aren't you, receptionist? I take it back. I wouldn't call you. I don't fuck trash. Now, I really wanna see you crank-the hate up!

D. Richerds-
Whatever dumm ass my x boyfriend is smarter than you!!
Im that bitch who was typing in caps!!!!
whatever im so done!!!

Damn!!!!!! Hayden Pannetiere has Supernumerary Nipples !!!!!!

How is it that no one has noticed it already ??? Darn they are so obvious !!

Um...
Ok.
thats kind of a wired thing to say Ren.

D. Richerds-
dont ever post me agian you asshole!!!!
If you say somthing about me being a Christan than think it over first faget!!!
Im not a fucking Christan!!!!!!
So go fuck yourself!!!!!

#71? Excuse me, but.. You are. You are a fucking imbecile. And your boyfriend, he can suck my cock. I don't mind if you watch. I'll even ejaculate in your mouth if you want. I'm not choosy.

boy, dick richards pretty much proves himself a flaming fag who doesnt have a clue about anything. with every post he makes...........

the us should just nuke japan and be done with it.

boy, dick richards pretty much proves himself a flaming fag who doesnt have a clue about anything. with every post he makes...........

the us should just nuke japan and be done with it.

yep, i was so adamant i had to post it twice.

D. Richerds-
I said my X boyfriend dont ever call that bitch exuse for a boyfriend mine again!!! FAGET!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you Dick!!!!

Johnny-
LOL! Your peged it!
HA!
So far your my favorit person on here!

Johnny-
I ment you peged it not your peged it!
Sorry I wasnt paying attintion.

Dick -

"Now, what Christian propaganda-ist magazine did you read that little pearl in?"

What is your obsession with religion? This isn't a religious thread. Are you still upset that the priest invited you over to his side of the confessional that day? Get over it man!

"Explain to me why that means we should stop cultures from hunting a dolphin in their territorial waters?"

If dolphins are intelligent enough to be self aware, then they shouldn't be hunted for the same reason we don't allow human hunts.

"My whole point is that we should mind our own goddamn business."

No, we shouldn't. Japan doesn't need to kill those dolphins for any fucking reason what so ever. They're a scientifically advanced society so they SHOULD KNOW BETTER about dolphin intelligence. Culture is not a fucking excuse.

"Americans are too goddamn busy policing the entire globe."

I might remind you that American "policing" of Japan is the only reason they're the successful nation they are today. Before the American victory and occupation post-WWII, Japan was a violent fucking shit hole.

""Whatever", I am extremely confused."

Thanks for admitting it.

"You're comparing the "plight" of the dolphin to the plight of black people?"

No moron, I'm making the point that culture and "that's the way we've always done things" are NOT EXCUSES for acts which are WRONG. You said the Japanese should be left to slaughter dolphins because they've always done it. Well that's a piss poor reason for doing something that's now known to be wrong. And if people reasoned like that, we would still have horrible things like slavery.

Fucking pay attention when you read.

"You actually think that hunting dolphins is the same as slavery? Did I read that right?"

No you didn't read that right because you're a fucking moron.

#67

Dick, dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Not only do have no fucking clue who I am, you're not even on topic any more. You pissed me off? You're so pissed off you're just blabbering nonsense at this point.

When are you leaving the US of A?

Girl with attitude,

Sorry about the misunderstanding. My posts have been directed at Dick, never at you. Sorry you got caught in the cross fire and thought they were directed at you because I'm unloading on Dick for being a moron.

Just ignore Dick since he is being a dick.

Johnny-
Thanks.
your awesome!

or #67 or who ever told me that.

Sorry I ment #82!!

Dick,,,
you idiot.
well then again...i don't expect anyone with half a brain to go to college and have the decency of working on a biology major...so expecting you to understand something out of your grasp was pretty much a lost cause.
hope this following link teaches you something...

http://www.pnas.org/cgi/content/full/98/10/5937

read it...but then again...i don't expect you to understand much...

and for your information...I'm not at all religious...I had a rub with the religion when i was ridiculed multiple times for believing in evolution...

What's up? Hottie! I love your album posted at the celeb and millionaire singles club millionairecupid.com. Your pics are quite hot and lovely!

LMAO you people will argue over anything.

Let's focus our attention on the idiots who keep spamming the boards with this millionaire website shit.

Ya real smart posting a website where you can date millionaire on a site that provides insight into how fucked up and stupid they are. Die spammer die!

Hopefully the site owner will get smart and get CAPTCHA.

HA!
LOL!

Probiley not.

blizzy -

I heard that dolphins were posting profiles at millionairedumbassspammer.com. Perhaps we should head over there and check them out?

#86! Oh my! You just told me. Ouch. A man. In school, studying. A man. Lone in the universe studying. Smart. Brilliant. A giant.

Biology? Seems gay enough. Do you remember exactly when your imagination died? Oh, yeaYou know there's no money in that bullshit (you'll tell me you have it all figured out and how you'll be rich. I know.). But, on-the other hand, I guess the human race really does need to know all about that little sponge that dwells at the bottom of the ocean. Dork. Ha!

I'm proud of you. You're not weak. Posting an entry about what you're studying isn't weak. You want people to know what they're up against. You're tough. Brilliant. You're going places. Dork.

What I'm telling you, is that I am proud of you. No one gives you that kind of support. I will, son. I'm proud of you. I'll be your new father.

Oh, yeah, and "whatever"? You're just a fancy little penis ( I know you're female). At least you have this website going for you. Comparing dolphins to black people. Then acting like you didn't. That's fucking rich.

I want you to tell me what makes it okay to kill an entire "pod of dolphi" (biologist speak.), but not an animal that isn't as smart? Where is the logic in that shit? None. There is no logic. Only you. You make this shit up.

Also, explain to me how much of a difference your opinion would change if a group of Japanese people stopped a truck carrying cattle, and demanded them to stop? You're right. They'd be shoved in to the tiniest prison cell imaginable. But, cows are "dumb", you say. Anus.

And didn't Hayden break-the fucking law? You really are twisted, (w)hatever. There's no point in continueing to argue with you. You're America. Home of the insane-driven bullshit. You just can't get people to understand when they're as arrogant as yourself.

I wonder what children's book you fell in love with when you were a child. I bet it was the book that has all those smiling dolphins, and smiling Americans. The book where all of planet Earth is America and everyone smiles and beats their wives. The book that hunts "darkies". The book that "saves".

You live in a bullshit realm, sweetheart. You are close-minded and worthless. You are hypocritical and live in double-standard. I hate you and wish you death. Christian.

Sincerely, Dick.

Hey DICK...WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU LEAVING?

You've said that you hate America and are ashamed to be an American. When the fuck are you leaving? GET THE FUCK OUT. We're all waiting.

Once again, no dolphin is so stupid that it would swim in a spot of the ocean it hated and just bitch about it. But you appear to be that stupid. Every time you open your mouth, you confirm my theory that the dolphins should be saved and your dumb ass thrown to the Japanese fishermen, because they're smart and you're dumb.

Prove to me that your IQ is actually a bit higher than room temperature and GET THE FUCK OUT OF AMERICA IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH! Even a fucking dog, a cat even, has enough brains to run away if it hates where it lives. What the fuck is wrong with you?

"At least you have this website going for you. Comparing dolphins to black people. Then acting like you didn't. That's fucking rich."

Have we finished 2nd grade reading class yet? Come back and tell us when you have!

"I want you to tell me what makes it okay to kill an entire "pod of dolphi" (biologist speak.), but not an animal that isn't as smart?"

I never said it was OK to kill dolphins but not dumb animals. God...that reading comprehension thing just keeps biting you in your fat ass, doesn't it?

"But, cows are "dumb", you say."

Actually I said you were dumb. But I guess it would be kind of hard to discern your dumb ass from a cow. I mean, a cow probably has better reading comprehension. And definetly is smart enough to leave an area it hates.

"You're America. Home of the insane-driven bullshit."

GET THE FUCK OUT! LEAVE ASS HAT! This ain't Cuba and nobody is blocking your escape. You can hop on a plane and leave ANY FUCKING TIME! So do it!!!

"I hate you and wish you death. Christian."

OK, look, I'm really sorry that the priest played "hide the salami" with you. Sad. Heart breaking. I just wiped away a tear. But, really, it's time to get over it. This thread is not about religion. Besides, he gave you a Coke and some Snickers bars, right? So it was kind of like a job. Just think of it that way. It was your first paying job.

"Sincerely, Dick."

BTW, how did someone with a penis as small as yours get the name DICK?

I'm getting all hot and bothered again with the thought of making sweet, sweet love to Hayden after watching her beat the shit out of you. I'm just imagining making out with her at the end of a pier after she's kicked your dumb ass into the water. Dolphins come to save you, but then they realize who you are, and they just beat your ass some more. Hayden and I would point and laugh at your dumb ass, then go back to frenching in front of the setting sun.

It's beautiful man...really fucking beautiful. I think I'm going to cry.

Oh yeah...DICK...did you ever stop to think about the fact that wild dolphins will actually swim to the rescue of a human in trouble? Every other non-domesticated animal on Earth would either ignore or kill the struggling human, but not dolphins. Ever think about the fact that dolphins have cooperated with fishermen (outside Japan) to help round up fish so both man and dolphin can get a meal? Pretty interesting that an animal would have enough brains to recognize what the humans were doing, come up with a strategy to assist, then do so, isn't it?

As far as I can tell, dolphins are smarter and more useful to the human economy than your dumb ass. Maybe one will give you a ride to another fucking country. When are you leaving?

Just looked up some news stories on dolphins. Even fucking Brazil has laws against killing dolphins. I never thought Brazil would be ahead of Japan on anything. But apparently they are.

People who think killing dolphins is OK: Japan + Dick

People who think dolphins deserve protection: everyone else

Sums it up nicely. My message to Japan: don't be a DICK.

Dick...

majoring in biology and transferring to medical school...hmmm
i wonder how much money i'll be making after...
but if i really wanted to make money...i could have gone into business...
you obviously haven't been hit hard enough to know why i would rather dedicate my life to the study of life and medicine.

to Whatever: damn you have wit. Kudos buddy : ]

again...to Dick...seriously...it looks like you've actually run out of smart comebacks that you actually have to play religion into this argument. so please...for your sake...give it a rest. as much as I love to debate, right now i'd rather talk to my cat and dog than you...they at least seems more curious and outright intelligent than you do.

I totally agree with you Eddy!

Dick-
Sereusley when are you fucking leaving!? Cant you take a hint nobody wants to hear what the fuck you have to say!! Beacuse you dont know what the fuck your talking about!!
So fucking leave already!!!!

#96? Edwardo? You're still fag. What happened to doing things because you enjoy them, or wanna help people? Greed! Money. Eat! I still say biology is fucking gay. And a doctor? Proctologist? "OBGYN"? You mother-fucking perv' you. Hey, baby. Strike while the iron is hot. Red-hot!

(w)hatever. You should just go back to blowing your "boyfriend" for the things he gives you. When you type your (what you've heard other people say) mind, it just doesn't work. Why aren't you embarassed? I'm embarassed for you.

I've saved the best for last! "girl with attitude". First off, you can actually "hear" what I've typed? Are you that Avril-Lavigne (retarded) that your little computer talks to you? Makes sense, sweetums! How else would you almost understand anything? Secondly, when you are referring to what somebody is, or what they're doing you don't use the word "your". You use "you're". Which stands for "You Are". "Your" implies the person has ownership over whatever's being said. You're an idiot. Infact, who-the fuck invited you in to this conversation in the first place? Twit. I fail to see your "attitude". Hey, whatever makes you feel powerful.

Oh, (w)hatever? Do you honestly think a dolphin will resque a person without first being taught how to "save"? If you do, and I'm absolutely serious. If you do, check yourself in to the nearest psychiatric ward as soon as fucking possible.

You really believe some weird shit. Fuck, a Saint Bernard'll rescue a person after they've been trained. Then they'll try and fuck you. And fuck you good.

Dolphins aren't "magical", pop-tart. Dolphins don't give a fuck about you. It's a shame how the Navy uses them for rescue. Makes me sad. A dolphin should be out gang-raping, not stuck onboard a ship in a tank, waiting to help somebody.

D. Richards-
First of all, who are you my fucking english teacher!? Second we'r all done with you faget! so why the fuck are you still posting things to us!? You can throw evreything you have at me and I will still fight back! fuckers like you need to be shone up!
I believe I have won this arrgument!

Bam! be Jealous!

Dick...
seriously...
give it a rest.

if it weren't for science, specially biology, chances are you'd be dead by now...
fuck, who do you think makes medicine...
who the fuck comes up with treatments for illnesses...
sure as hell don't come up by themselves.

idiot...seriously get repost only if you have something smart to say...

#100? The only thing you ever "win" is the destruction of relationships. What happen to the last one? The poor guy tired of your over-the top, wannabe "attitude" trip? You have such attitude for such a small person. I can understand that shit. It helps you to feel like maybe, just maybe you have-a say in life.

What I don't understand, is how somebody with such attitude, such piss, can have said "attitude", but not have any substance to back.'' You're so wild! And flimsy.

I bet your "ex" ran away with his tail between his legs after seeing you for only a short while. He couldn't take you so he split-out fast. Ha. Ha. It hurt so bad for you. Maybe your pussy wasn't good?

P.S. I'm just trying to help you to not look like such a fucking moron-cunt when I correct your typing and spelling. You really do come off retarded. Fucking retarded. I'm sorry, "handi-capped". Limited. I'm so "jealous"! Wee.

#101? Eddy-buttpipe? We just missed each other. Funny! Yeah, so you never answered my question about you becoming a proctologist. Are you? Going to become an ass doctor?

Biology? Look, man. I don't give-a fuck where my anti-depressants come from. All I care is that they keep me from killing myself. I only care that they're making pills for things like "restless leg syndrome". Who cares if side effects include intense gambling, and loss of blood to the bowels? Not me.

Edds, why are you so sweet? You are a sweet guy. I just wanna hold you.

LOL! 104!!! sexy babe, you are the NO.1! my friends told me he met you on a nudist dating site called http://www.naturistspace.org/ and actually, you are a rude girl! Is that ture, I dont believe it, you are my dream girl as always!!

Girl With Attitude -

DICK Richards is upset that you typed "your" instead of "you're" in the appropriate place in one of your messages. (He has nothing intelligent to add to the conversation, so he has to pick on little shit like that.) To help you know when to use each, I'm going to type a few examples.

As I'm sure you know, "you're" is short for "you are", so you would use it in a sentence like this: "Hey DICK Richards, you're a fucking asshole for picking on minor spelling errors in an Internet post!"

Another example of when to use "you're": "DICK, if you swim too close to Hayden you're going to get the shit beat out of you."

"Your" is possessive, and should be used in sentences like this: "DICK Richards, why is your penis so small?"

And: "Hey DICK, your IQ test came back, and, well, you're legally stupid."

Notice in the last example how I mixed it up, using both "your" and "you're" in the same sentence. Yeah, I'm really good with the English language like that>

Here's another one that mixes it up: "Dick, you're a jackass and your posts suck!"

I hope these examples help you to better understand when to use "your" and when to use "you're" when you're telling DICK how fucking stupid he is! :-)

"Oh, (w)hatever? Do you honestly think a dolphin will resque a person without first being taught how to "save"?"

There are documented cases of just that. Why don't you read a fucking newspaper once in a while?

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2004/11/24/dolphin_newzealand041124.html

And I quote from the article:
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The dolphins bunched the four swimmers together by circling about 4-8 centimetres from them, and slapping the water with their tails for about 40 minutes.

Howes said he drifted away from the main group when an opening occurred. One large dolphin became agitated and submerged toward Howes, who turned to see where it would surface.

That, he says, is when he saw a great white shark about two metres away in the beach's crystal clear waters.

"The form came and travelled in an arc around me. I knew instinctively what it was," he said.

When the shark started moving toward the women, including his 15-year-old daughter, the dolphins "went into hyperdrive," said Howes.
==========

Want more? Here's ANOTHER case of dolphins saving a human: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/21689083/

How does it feel to be proven ignorant...YET AGAIN?

""Dolphins aren't "magical", pop-tart. Dolphins don't give a fuck about you."

They may not give a fuck about you, "pop-tart". The seem to care about decent human beings though.

"P.S. I'm just trying to help you to not look like such a fucking moron-cunt when I correct your typing and spelling. You really do come off retarded. Fucking retarded. I'm sorry, "handi-capped". Limited. I'm so "jealous"! Wee."

If Girl with attitude looks "like a fucking moron" for making a common typing error, what do YOU look like when you laugh about dolphins saving people when a simple fucking google search would have retrieved plenty of stories of JUST THAT? You've proven yourself to be completely ignorant about dolphin and whale intelligence, and therefore UNQUALIFIED to comment on Japanese hunting of these brilliant creatures.

But you'll pick on Girl with attitude over spelling. Funny...I bet she can use google. What the fuck is YOUR problem DICK?

*Dick*
Jesus tapdancing Christ, give it a damn rest.


maybe you ought to be a proctologist...seeing as how you love spending so much time with your head so far up your ass...

*whatever*-
sharks for some odd reason have an instinctual fear of dolphins...at least the great whites off the coast of South Africa...pretty damn neat wouldn't you say?

*back to Dick* for your information...as i had said before...if i really wanted money, i would have stuck to working on my business major, seeing as how I'm actually pretty damn good with money and such, but instead I'm going into medicine because I've had family members die of shit that could have been prevented had enough research been done at the time. So seriously, if you really have nothing smart to say shut it. Seriously.

Eddy - it is pretty cool. And I think any wild animal that would put its ass on the line to save a human from a predator deserves more respect than to be a steak on someone's plate.

Like I said in the very beginning, I don't normally side with animal rights activists, but in this case I'm with Hayden. We should show dolphins the same respect they show us.

You know. I'm tired of bullshitting with you people. (w)hatever. I must say, I have no respect for you. You're almost as bad as that "attitude" bitch. Almost.

Yes! The dolphins "show" respect! I wish you could see how utterly ridiculous that is. It's frightening that you're out there in the world. Mortifying.

D. Richerds-
Listen asshole! I broke up with him! He was captain of the fucking football team and all he thought about was fucking football!!!! Every Fucking time I would ask (My friends and I are going out of town to Houston canyou come?)
and of course he said (No. Im playing foot ball with my buddys.)
That happend like.. I lost count how many fucking times he did that! so I told him to go marry his football and go fuck off!!!!!
So don't go fucking jugging people If you don't know the full story about them!
Later Fucker!

PS. We were together for 2 years! Ha ha! Sorry Im just laghing at what a mother fucker you are!.

girl with Attutde-

Baby I thought you broke up with me beacuse I didn't treat you right. Please come back!?

NO!!
After everything we have been through I still dont miss you!
When we were toghter I stoped to think, I hate everything about you why do I love you!? So I broke up with you!
STOP TEXTING ME, CALLING ME, AND POSTING ME!!

PS. You would go and get drunk after a game what the hell was that about!!
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

Ok who are you!!!!!
and what the hells the matter with you!?
accting like my ex boyfriend!!!!!
what the fuck is the matter with you!!!
If your the guy that keeps texting me Im going to be so pised off!!!

HAHAHA!! Im one of his football buddys!! Your friend told me you have been going on here. Blame her but she's not the one that put post #113 up that was me to! Haha!!

Well see you at school Monday!! Well probiley not Ill be hideing!

God Kevin!!!! Eversins I broke up with Travis you have been on my case!!!!
Oh whos this weres he from......BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Seriusly!!! your fucking annoying me!!!!!
I CAN HARDLY WATE TILL YOU GET OFF MY CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU BITCH!!!

ya know when I was a kid people could take a fucken joke! you know when you fell you fucken laughed at your self you you know like haha look at me i fell..you know you were cool with it now sombody falls haha WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!!!!? MAN ILL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!

damm poeple take a joke!!!!

And yes Im talking to you Dick!!

D. Richards-

Ok I say this for the second fucking time nobody cares what you have to say!!!!
so stop fucking posting us!!!! You dont no what the hell your talking about!!!!!
Stop making a fooll out of your self!!!!

I bealive I have won that arrgument!!! you dont know annything about well....anything!!!!

Your teacher would ask you Dick whats the pleral for a moos? you would say Moosen!! I saw a flock of moosen down in the woods the woodsen the moos want to eat in the eateensen!!! Dick Dick.. your an imbisal ok. Imbisalin!! what are you speaking German now Dick? German German Germane.... Jackson!!!!
Dick what the hell are you talking about! I dont know.... I dont know relly.

Your such a fucking idiot!!!!

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#I20-
What the hell did you put 2298228 for?

Dick-

You'er a fucking eddiot!!!!! Listen to them You ignerent peice of shit!!!!!!!!

PS.Girl with attitude- call me..... baby.

Whatever!

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