Nov 15 2007Hayden Panettiere and Kristen Bell pose with stuff
Hayden Panettiere and Kristen Bell pose next to two Lamborghini’s for a photo shoot yesterday in Los Angeles. I wonder if they’re going to get into character and have an insane superhero fight. Kristen will shoot lightning all over the place while Hayden loses an arm but totally grows it back. That would be awesome. But, first, like any good epic battle they should probably kiss. You know to uphold traditions and honor and stuff. Then maybe afterwards they could, I dunno, put on bikinis and wash the Lamborghinis while pressing their boobs against the windshield. They are looking kind of dirty, and, I mean, how else do you wash a car? Sometimes the old ways are the best ways.
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1. Jeezy - November 15, 2007 10:43 AM
I'm more interested in pictures of the cars...
2. wha.wha.WHAT? - November 15, 2007 10:43 AM
Sheesh, quit bitchin'. Finally...two celebrities wiht a little class.
3. crash bang - November 15, 2007 10:44 AM
secunt
4. get naked - November 15, 2007 10:45 AM
jonbenet ( hayden ) wears a lot of baby whore makeup. stupid baby
5. Mi - November 15, 2007 10:47 AM
Idiots!
6. p911gt10c - November 15, 2007 10:47 AM
the porn storyline of these pics has so much potential.
7. yukadoozer - November 15, 2007 10:49 AM
Why didn't they double team a Tawny Kitaan...instead of posing like for their school yearbook.
8. so intriguing - November 15, 2007 10:52 AM
...day old flat beer
9. Hater - November 15, 2007 10:55 AM
I wouldn’t want to hurt either of their feelings, so I would go ahead and do them both. I was raised to be considerate of other people.
10. Bigheadmike - November 15, 2007 10:55 AM
Yum Yum Good for my tum tum.
11. sexy girls means sexy cars - November 15, 2007 10:57 AM
Lanbourghini is super smart for getting boring people to represent them
12. loop - November 15, 2007 10:58 AM
Hayden's profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club www.meetrich.com last week! "She is very picky about guys," according
to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"
Maybe she is indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things?
13. Danielle - November 15, 2007 11:00 AM
I wonder if the cars will magically come to life and run both of them over...?
14. nipolian - November 15, 2007 11:00 AM
Hayden needs to go on a diet that targets her arms.....and her fat head.
15. Unlikeable J - November 15, 2007 11:00 AM
WTF kind of name for a chick is Hayden? When she was born, was her labia so large that her parents thought it was a penis, named her Hayden, found out she was female and couldn't be fucked changing her name?
16. mythai - November 15, 2007 11:01 AM
Kristen is way prettier
17. pennynickle - November 15, 2007 11:06 AM
All you Hayden haters, back off. Go back to your Asian porn and homo mags, here is a female I'd gladly bang and be proud to admit it.
18. refooot - November 15, 2007 11:07 AM
Please stop posting Hayden pictures. She is a nobody
19. Riotboy - November 15, 2007 11:09 AM
I'm lol'ing at #6
/Hayden Planetarium is the bomb
20. Unlikeable J - November 15, 2007 11:12 AM
I notice Haydens arm around Kristen. Does this suggest anything? Like their into a bit of leso action, perhaps? My cock has gone hard at the thought of these tarts touching each other.
21. my comment - November 15, 2007 11:13 AM
Fat and boring.
22. hacksaw - November 15, 2007 11:14 AM
Kiss her. You know you want too.
23. Soy - November 15, 2007 11:16 AM
HOT! . .cars
24. pennynickle - November 15, 2007 11:18 AM
and fuck you #1,3,4,5,7,8,11,13,14,15,16,18
Like I said, go back to asians or homos.
25. nipolian - November 15, 2007 11:21 AM
#17 - You banging Hayden (or any other female) is about as likely as Paris Hilton winning an Academy Award.
26. ahem - November 15, 2007 11:22 AM
pennynickle-
go back to your kiddy porn.
27. amma - November 15, 2007 11:23 AM
...How can Hayden be so young...and yet so lumpy? There are so many better looking chicks out there, why is she here? For that matter, please post some hot guys once in a while, would it kill you?
28. pennynickle - November 15, 2007 11:25 AM
If I pull really hard on my wee-wee sticky stuff shoots out.
29. give me a grown woman - November 15, 2007 11:25 AM
hayden is a big-headed baby, not a woman. she has andy milonakis' lack of hormone growth disease.
30. give me a grown woman - November 15, 2007 11:26 AM
hayden is a big-headed baby, not a woman. she has andy milonakis' lack of hormone growth disease.
31. Duh - November 15, 2007 11:48 AM
*Yawn* Stupid sluts.
32. LL - November 15, 2007 11:54 AM
Kristen Bell is purty. Hayden is OK, too. If I was a dude, I wouldn't turn either of them down.
As for them being boring, I guess you've got a point if, by "boring" you mean they "wear underwear, don't run into things with their cars and aren't junkies/alcoholics." That is awfully boring. Young girls need fascinating female celebrities to look up to, like Amy Wino, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney. Those 4 are like the Audrey Hepburn of our time. Decades from now, fashion historians will be writing books about the stumbling, underwear-free, tit-exposing style of Amy, Paris, Lohan and Britney. I only hope I'm still alive to see it.
33. Steve - November 15, 2007 12:01 PM
They look like any other under-age tramps out there. Nothing Special.
34. Sizzurp - November 15, 2007 12:06 PM
OMG, Your so hot, no you are, I know. Rocket science.
35. em - November 15, 2007 12:08 PM
#12, stop advertising that damn site, according to you, every girl in hollywood likes guys who are fertile. it's getting old, and not to mention fucking annoying.
36. babyglyniss - November 15, 2007 12:17 PM
sweet looking hayden. really like her in heroes.
37. midget - November 15, 2007 12:19 PM
Hayden is a midget with a huge head...... look at the size of that thing...
38. LaDrones - November 15, 2007 12:22 PM
Is Hayden old enough to drive?
39. Mdiz - November 15, 2007 12:33 PM
Dang.... That is my fantasy right there..... Just missing the bucket of KFC...Finger Lickin' Good!
40. big teeth - November 15, 2007 12:34 PM
maybe not the fighting but these two in bikinis yes please
41. D. Richards - November 15, 2007 12:39 PM
I would laugh so hard if Hayden tripped and her legs slid-up underneathe one of the Lamborgini's back wheels, and the driver ran them over. Ha!
42. endoftheshityear - November 15, 2007 12:39 PM
I would have posted this sooner
But the Cutie-Pie level of the main-pic caused my screen to temporarily malfunction
And btw, how good was K-Bell at playing a vicious-cunt in Deadwood??
Actresses make me wonder sometimes
43. nipolian - November 15, 2007 1:14 PM
OK…..Let me see if I have this straight……She cares so much about the environment that she flies to Japan to save the dolphins…but yet she has no problem endorsing a vehicle that gets 2 miles to the gallon of gas. What a fucking hypocrite.
44. WTF? - November 15, 2007 1:47 PM
"Hayden Panettiere and Kristen Bell pose with stuff."
Who?
Who?
~and~
What?
45. Joe C - November 15, 2007 2:16 PM
I don't get the big deal about Hayden. She is plain as the day. She's not bad, but I wouldn't look twice if I saw her walking down the street.
46. blah, blah, blah - November 15, 2007 2:27 PM
Poor girl. She is cute now, but she is really going to have to watch it, and by that I mean stop eating altogether. She has the sort of squatty figure that tends to broaden suddenly and without warning with age. Even carrot sticks and celery show up on those hips. Bad genes and a bad choice on the skirt which points out the problems to come.
47. Jetstream - November 15, 2007 2:28 PM
Look at Hayden's face and shoulders. Sorry kiddies, but she has future fat chick written all over her stumpy little Britney body.
48. not the same body. - November 15, 2007 2:40 PM
Jetstream-
did you see the vmas 00, 01, 03? Britney with Michael Jackson singing " the way you make me feel' ?Hayden could never have the body britney once had. Britney is about 5 inches taller than hayden. if hayden ate like britney, she would be completely round.
49. nipolian - November 15, 2007 3:21 PM
#48 here it is:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=anrwOW9TIEE
You are right......hard to believe what a few years can do to someone if they stop caring about themselves. She was fucking smoking hot.
50. lizzie - November 15, 2007 4:08 PM
well, she has her adult, I mean grown-up, acting career ahead of her. so she's gotta keep herself trim at all costs.
If she was not famous, then I agree that she would be a short and pudgy adult.
51. Classic! - November 15, 2007 4:51 PM
My penis spontainiously combusted. Who'd a thunk? Twice in one week? Thats gotta be a record.
52. Walizalawongaai - November 15, 2007 7:50 PM
Why why why oh why are these people relevant?
53. Justin - November 15, 2007 8:29 PM
She is so beautiful. Her nude profile and some of her nude photos were found on a nudist date site named http://www.nudistonly.com . I am curious why she was there ? Is she a nudist ? Anyone knows ?
54. pennynickle - November 16, 2007 12:04 AM
I've got a troll!
55. SHOES! - November 16, 2007 6:01 AM
Anybody know what brand the shoes are?
56. me - November 16, 2007 9:11 AM
ITA with #32. These girls have class. Sorry if the internet porn stalkers on this site don't appreciate that in women. But, hey, that's what fantasies are for. Right?
57. Pilatunes - November 16, 2007 9:21 AM
"Finally...two celebrities wiht a little class."
Sort of...there was that time I came back to my hotel room only to find Hayden using my belt to spank the daylights out of Kristen's ass. You call that classy? They should have used their own belt.
58. CD - November 16, 2007 10:50 AM
@52:
I think the site is called "The Superficial" for a reason... go read the Times or some other "real" newspaper of your choice if you want "relevant" information.
@all the others complaining about what Hayden or Kristen pirctures are doing here:
I don't agree with many "articles" here (i.e. Britney doing nothing important, Britney still doing nothing important, Britney vomiting, etc...), but at least I (usually) keep my mouth shut and don't cry like a little baby "please post something else!!!" If you don't like it here then go away. It's a free world. At least for now...
59. JJ - November 16, 2007 10:53 AM
No apostrophes for a plural Superfish! It's NOT "Lamborghini’s".
You're obviously smart, so get it fixed!
^J
60. Yong - November 19, 2007 12:43 AM
I think they are so beautiful. But Hayden Panettiere 's clothes is not perfect. I SAW another good site sugarcupid .com have so many beautiful pictures with pretty dress.
61. Yong - November 19, 2007 12:43 AM
I think they are so beautiful. But Hayden Panettiere 's clothes is not perfect. I SAW another good site sugarcupid .com have so many beautiful pictures with pretty dress.
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