Nov 7 2007George Clooney tries to throw down with Fabio

oooo clooooney....

Wow Clooney's girlfriend is fuggs!

The only way Fabio would have injured Clooney is by using too much teeth when he automatically dropped to his knees and started sucking his cock.

His girl might be fuggs, but I would still f@#$ the s!@# out her ass....

His girl might be fuggs, but I would still f@#$ the s!@# out her ass....

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
A cat fight between two sissy fags.

ok. Faggios girl is hotter than Geroges. What? The world no longer makes sense.

When I look at Fabio I think of Tropical Rain® by Summer's Eve because he's a fucking douche.

this seems too made up. i mean, clooney is a smart and nice dude, he wouldnt start shit over something so lame.

Will Fabio ever wear a shirt that covers his chest? What does he do in the winter?

Still no Britney - somebody wake that bitch up now!

Fabio would kick Clooney's ass and then screew his women

LOL Zanna #8.

Fabio is ridiculo. He blows homos.

Clooney wins no problem, he'd wrap his hand in the pretty hair of Faggio , pull him to the ground and beat the accent out of him with a pigeon.

Hey Jimbo! Your link www.fuckyoutroll.com goes to a sort of porn site. haha! That's fucking funny!!!!

FRIST!!! where'd ya go? Are you off to spike your trolls tab with drain-o?

#9 how the hell would you know what he's like? You talk like he's your fishing buddy or something. "That George Clooney was the sweetest guy. Once you get to know him, he's really down to earth. Oh me? Oh no, I've never actually met the guy, but you can just tell, you know? I mean something about him just screams nice guy. What's that? Yes, you're right. I did say the exact same thing about Hitler, but hindsight is 20-20 now isn't it you irritating little motherfucker."

If I was Clooney, I would have waited for a better time. Get this douchebag drunk one night and cut off that naggers hair.........

Too bad it was broken up. I would like to have seen pictures of Fabio kicking the s--t out of the pompous as-h-le George Clooney.

Between Fabio and George? Both of them have a ton of women and are very pleasing to the eye. I would have to say, Fabio is bigger and poses more.

@18- Are we playing Wheel of Fortune?

Imagine how many Hayden Panettiere miniboobs it would take to match just one of Fabio's tits.

The Eagles new album beat Britneys.

That witchy woman is off to hotel california for no more cloudy days. She's not the new kid in town, but with the best of my love, she wont have a heartache tonight.

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, yeah, in the words of riot boy, I got nothin.

i cant believe its not butter!

you see what I did there? eagles songs....... alright, I'm outta here. I know, I know, Take it EAsy!

Never saw the appeal over either of these douchebags. George is just hum-ho looking and Fabio...well he looks like a flaming homo to me...and not an attractive one at that. Forget the ER, I guess George is lucky he didn't end up in a manly embrace...ick. I just grossed myself out.

@20 Pat is there an FU? Pat I would like to solve the puzzle.

Fuck You Troll!!!

Yeah, George can definitely and should definitely do better than Ms. Fugly. I mean, he should be getting Charlize Theron quality, not chicks from "Fear Factor". If he's gotta go reality Tv, do what I do: Get the girls from "Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Making the Team".

His chick has big ole teeth and she looks like she's 14...he looks like a child molester.

And, btw, is Fabio dating his mom?

If neither of these dudes know how to fight then I give it to Fabio. George is more sophisticated and smarter but Fabio is bigger. If neither have black belts Fabio would just push George around with his weight. Both these guys got to be pretty old so Fabio must get a lot of surgery. I don't know if that helps in a fight. Have to ask his surgeon. George probably carrys a gun so he should just shoot him and get Phil Spector's laywer.

I wish fabio wouldve kicked clooneys smug ass... I hate that pompous chode.

Fifty bucks on the Eurotrash for a Win.

I once saw Fabio is a market in West Hollywood buying milk or butter or something, and he is a dwarf in real life, so I don´t think that the other George had anything to worry about.

I wish George had got him on the ground, and shaved his fucking head. I can't stand his long faggy hair

Hahahahahahahaaaaa.....I love the word chode...

Can you imagine the smell of the stale old-guy testosterone haze these guys left behind? Ech. Bet it smells like old gym socks.

Fabio is an old queen. He had women around to cover his image. Clooney's a real man and would've kicked his faggot ass.

Q: How do you take out Fabio?
A: Goose him.

#10.... in the winter he doesn't go outside. He simply relaxes bare chested by the fireplace on a bear skinned rug. Actually, probably something more exotic... like a Siberian tiger skinned rug.

Of course she's ugly. George's fragile inner man couldn't get it up for a beauty. He's the Beauty.

What's up with the toenail claws?

Clooney should have taken out his enlarged prostate and beaned Fabio with it.

@42... nice!!!

Clooney is a pretentious fag. Fabio looks like a horse.

Clooneys chin? I always thought Fabios head looked like a concrete block.

Fabio rumored to be at 220 and George said to be pretty wimpy after putting on weight for a movie and screwing up his back.

George probably didn't even see the guy and then when he started complaining found himself in a situation not of his choosing.

The only way he wins is with a sucker punch with a glass in his hand. With that many witnesses he can't pull it off an declare victory. Not without getting sued.

Lucky for Clooney, Fabio is a peace loving man. Otherwise he would have crushed him.

Hey veggi, Jimbo, are you guys here or are you trolls?

I really have no idea about Fabio's claim to fame, but I do wish that he'd decked that sententious clown Clooney. If he'd done so, he'd be a strong candidate for TIME magazine's Person of the Year honour.

Fabio would have kicked Clooney's arse. Fabio looks a lot bigger and stronger than little Clooney, ghey hair aside.

Fabio would beat Clooney's ass. I hear he's into martial arts and kick boxing so I would say Georgie got lucky the waiters broke it up.

I can't believe Fabio still has that stupid mop of hair. In fact, his entire look is the same as,, what...15 years ago? What is he gonna be like 90 years old with his shirt open and and stringy gray hair hanging down his shoulders? What a douche. God, I can't stop saying douche today. Its just national douche day (well, in my world anyway).

Is Fabio gay?

Men don't call other men divas unless they're gay...

George George Clooney
you smell like old cigarettes and Hepatitis
your pussy is all loose and saggy and your boner isn't even firm

CHORUS:
Fabioooo, Fabioooo, you have such beautiful hair, beautiful haaaiiir
but the rest of you is nah-ah-ah-aht nooot so beautiful!

Umbrella, ella, ella under my umber-ella, hey, hey, hey, hey, ella, ella, ella, ella

THANK YOU THANK YOU BITCHES

I would have loved to see these two geezers throw down. It's funny when old people fight, and cuss.... yeah, cussing old people are funny.

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They can be an opening match for Kid Rock and Tommy Lee !!!

I am betting on George and Bobby :
George wins TKO
Mr. Richie KO in the second round

Geez: If Clooney had really want to hurt him he should have immediately launched into one of his foreign affairs rants. F*ck me.

Oh Gawd, those fucking fairyish boots Fabio is sporting. Oy. Hey, does anyone else think Clooney kinds resembles Uncle Charlie(Manson) in pic #1?

clooney looks old, almost like a homeless man with expensive clothes. without his famous aunt, he'd still be in kentucky working at a gas station.

fabio would shove clooney through a wall and then clooney's cronies would ruin any chance fabio ever had to even work in low, low grade endorsements and he'd be forced to fade even deeper into obscurity.

Kudos to Fabio's manager for making a clever reference to Clooney's tenure on the (then) hot NBC drama, "ER"

Kudos

Clooney's old & Fabio's gay!

I wanna see Duhamel vs LaBoeuf!!!

LET'S GET READY TO RRRUUUUMMMMBBBBLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!

Why, what a smart PANTS SUIT Fabio's BEARD is wearing. She looks like a frightened beard at that! And Fabios PANTS, nice! If he pulls them up any higher he'll get belt rash under his armpits.
Oh, and ha ha ha. Stop! You're almost ALL correct! George Clooney has two beards! The "date", or his "galpal", and the hair on his chin!
Those two are the faggiest fag-men, and oh, they are OLD.
George Clooney is a modern day Rock Hudson, minus the good looks.
Remember? Clooney's mysterious MARRIAGE? WAY back when? That phony thing? Like Rock had? And Clooney won't "settle down". He wants to be like Pee Wee, a rebel, a loner. Right. He's a big HOMO and so is Fabio. Good Lord.
Ask Kevin Pollack. Really! He knows! He told me about TOM CRUISE being SO FAGGY, and the details, too! So, if you find Kevin, ask him. He'll tell!

If it's true, then they need to put aside their differences and team up. They would be the mightiest duo. Movies, foreign policy, book covers. Together, none could deny them.

George is just another left-wing preachy jerk!

Fabio was just having lunch with some contest winners who were taking pictures of him. Fabio sounds like the gentlemen and George the jerk.

is that T-Bag in the back of the first picture? Clooney's 14 year old girlfriend better look out.

George is just another left-wing preachy jerk!

Fabio was just having lunch with some contest winners who were taking pictures of him. Fabio sounds like the gentlemen and George the jerk.

I know Clooney is old and all but he's rich, so why is he dating an ugly Asian chick?

Hee there george!! The famous month of december is closing in with ofcourse the need for Santa Claus.
Don't panic, just call george to give him a helping hand. His looks are quite the same!!

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

First, for the record Fabio was entertaining guests who won a contest to go on a date with him sponsored by the I can't Believe it is Butter people. Those ladies wanted pictures of Fabio to show their friends.

Second, I met Fabio a couple of times in New York. He is very large and all muscle. The guy essential got paid to work out. Back then, he didn't drink or do any drugs. His father is also an old school respected surgeon in Italy. George was very lucky Fabio has class.

Fabio was judging some kind of bikini contest with fellow judge Buck Henry. Henry told the story of how Fabio leaned over to say something, and he thought he was going to get some kind of commentary or 'hunk' perspective on all the beautiful women parading by...instead Fabio pointed up into the sky and said, "That bird just-a dumped on me." That just makes me laugh.

Faggio would stomp Clowney's head into the the floor and invade his poopshoot

"I sometimes make intercourse in the pelvis with them" Pure genious. Thanks for your majestic awesomeness.

Clooney's main advantage in a fight would be that he is Irish, and we all know that the Irish love to fight and usually win. Fabio is big, but he got his ass kicked by a bird, so that pretty much says it all. Fabio is lucky the whole thing got broken up before Clooney laid his ass out.

This is what happens if you think you're the shit. Clooney swears he's that attractive. Get over yourself. You're way over the hill.

Here's baby Clooney starting it up. Stay home! Move to France! No one bothers Johnny Depp and he's more entertaining than Clooney!

Fabio looks more like Will Ferrelo in this pic.

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Hey George having a little problem witht he whole actor/ reality thing?

Clooney ...... What a turd this guy is. Just another angry, deprived communist who's mad at the world because it doesn't fit his leftie idealism. Where's Senator McCarthy when you need him? We need another senator like McCarthy to call out these Neo-Comms and send them packing. Left wing hollyweird actors can all fuck off. Especially Clowney

clooney is an arrogant asshole. he strives for fame, but treats fans like they are shit. celebs do owe their fans for the success they have, period. the least they can do is smile for a picture.
i have actually met fabio before. he is nice and even gave me a hug, he feels like he is made of cement. he could have killed little old man clooney.

72 - yeah right! clooney is a scrawny old wimp. being irish doesn't mean you can fight, it could mean you're a lush that likes to drink... like clooney. clooney is an ungrateful overrated lush. fabio's muscular and large and would have KILLED Clooney.

Here's Clooney getting it started. Kind of a baby. Stay home! Go to France! I don't see Depp all over tabloids and he's more entertaining than Clooney!

Fabio looks more like Will Ferrelo in this pic.

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Who would win? Are you kidding? Clooney is 5'9 with a beer gut. He probably could't lift that tranny looking girlfriend of his.

LOSER Clooney LOOKs like he 's hanging out with his DAUGHTER

Grampa George
You look fucken OLD
You ARE OLD
HAHAHHAHA loser

Let me see if I got this right . The good looking blonde with Fabio is a contest winner. The fug with the horse teeth is Clooney's girlfriend. So random fans of Fabio are better looking than Clooney's dates. No wonder he got mad.

Poor Ol'George . . .
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you fucking little shits act like there women are so fucking ugly even though if one of them even talked to you're little virgin ass' you would probably nut in your pants

RAMSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET ME PEOPLE...GO...............

#85 congratulations you are the 1 000 000 th person to make that very same post. Your un-originality should be celebrated and mocked! You my friend are trully a douche!

My opinion... never fuck with a guy who can pull off wearing a jumpsuit and still get some fine tail. Seriously.

Clooney is a poser. Fabio should have shoved a fist full of "I can't believe its not butter" up Clooney's ass, then butt raped him with a Vespa muffler.

Always put my eyes on this sexy and perfect man. LOVE YOU FOR EVER. BTW, someone told me that you appear on the celebrity and millioniare dating site called (http://Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). Is it really you? If it's true, I will send an email because the profile looks sincere, attractive and sexy. Charlie sheen already found his girl at that site

"ER" my arse!

Just because a guy lifts weights doesn't mean he can fight.

Fabio is a dork.

George Cloney is an asshole really! Fabio is not only the sexiest man alive yet! and still kicking ass ! The Brad pitts and Cloneys are hilarious compared to Fabio. Just because he may not be on the list of actors not all have that kind of talent but what he HAS compared to all is something they can never dream of. fabio is so beautiful and pretty successful still. He doesnt need to be a Brad or stupid Cloney!