Nov 6 2007Elisha Cuthbert should never wear red lipstick - ever
Elisha Cuthbert was spotted at Hyde last night in Los Angeles. What the hell happened to her? Didn’t she used to be hot? She almost looks like Courtney Love. And yeah, I know that’s harsh, but if you made Elisha Cuthbert go on a four day heroin binge, kept her from bathing, and then hit her with a car, she’d basically be Courtney Love's clone. Maybe a tad less beat-up. And more fragrant. And did I mention smarter? Like Einstein smarter.
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Reader Comments
1. MC - November 6, 2007 4:17 PM
pshh she doesn't look that bad..
2. Me - November 6, 2007 4:17 PM
First
3. tati - November 6, 2007 4:17 PM
OMG
4. Feckless - November 6, 2007 4:17 PM
How many guys here would throw her out of bed because of that red lipstick?
5. RENEE Z... - November 6, 2007 4:18 PM
Oh come on, she's still really pretty; not as sexy as she used to be, but still a really pretty girl. And the red lipstick doesn't look the greatest, but it looks better on her than Christina Aguelira and her constant red lips. Courtney Love?! Come on now!!!
6. looks good to me - November 6, 2007 4:18 PM
actually i think she looks good.
7. Italian Stallion - November 6, 2007 4:27 PM
She can leave a red ring around my dick anyday...........
I know that doesn't sound right but I was talking blowjob, nevermind........
8. Sledman - November 6, 2007 4:28 PM
Yeah, she looks hot. I guess your just not a fan of Elisha.
9. Donkey Ass - November 6, 2007 4:28 PM
You are retarded. She looks great. Post of picture of your dumbass looking self.
10. Hernia - November 6, 2007 4:28 PM
I think the red lipstick looks good, it's her hair that is the problem. It looks like she forgot to brush it.
11. BigBoneDaddy - November 6, 2007 4:28 PM
Looks good to me.
With some nice DSLs.
12. juls - November 6, 2007 4:29 PM
mehh she doesn't look that badd
13. PunkA - November 6, 2007 4:33 PM
I am no fan of bright red lipstick. She could look better for sure. But she still is poke worthy.
14. KC - November 6, 2007 4:35 PM
Honey! The gay retard got out and he's posting to the Superficial again.
15. DA - November 6, 2007 4:36 PM
Those red lips would sure look good going up and down around my hard cock.
16. Riotboy - November 6, 2007 4:36 PM
That shade of lipstick doesn't make her look bad at all, yo.
17. Clem - November 6, 2007 4:42 PM
She looks phookin luvly!
18. Jimbo - November 6, 2007 4:43 PM
I don't see any problems with her. I am sure Mike would like to drink her douche water
19. Mike - November 6, 2007 4:45 PM
She looks awesomely hot. I love red lips on a pale face.
20. FRIST!!! - November 6, 2007 4:46 PM
That's the color of my pussy lips when Jimbo's done. He's a little...rough...
21. Mike - November 6, 2007 4:47 PM
She looks more like Faith Hill than Courtney Love, if you have to compare to singers. And that's not a bad thing at all.
22. FRIST!!! - November 6, 2007 4:48 PM
#20, I was wondering where my cute little snuggly troll was. Hugs and kisses.
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23. Erica - November 6, 2007 4:48 PM
She still looks gorgeous to me. To be fair I can't even tell the difference.
24. Emmyem - November 6, 2007 4:48 PM
She looks so pretty. What the Hell is the Superficial Imposter up to now?
He's like the Hamburgler or something. Only....not.
She's really pretty. And comparing her to COURTNEY LOVE? Something is terribly wrong here.
25. sportsdvl - November 6, 2007 4:49 PM
#2, you are even more lame than those idiots who call "first" because you weren't even 1st when you did it. LOL - retard!
26. Jane - November 6, 2007 4:50 PM
I think she looks great.
27. Jimbo - November 6, 2007 4:50 PM
More like the color of her ripped up butthole
28. em - November 6, 2007 5:00 PM
post a picture of yourself, i want to see what you look like.
29. usbek - November 6, 2007 5:03 PM
And you would not like some of that red lipstick on your..............?
30. Donna - November 6, 2007 5:11 PM
i think she looks beautiful
31. aja - November 6, 2007 5:16 PM
When did red lipstick become the devil? Besides...that's ridiculous, she's a beautiful girl...would need worse than red lipstick to look bad. seriously what a stupid and non-sensical post....MISSED AGAIN, SUPERFISH... FAIL
32. RandomUglyPoster - November 6, 2007 5:53 PM
#7 & #15 are sooo right, thats prime bj lipstick.
33. KamUK - November 6, 2007 5:56 PM
God you are short of material today! The girl looks very pretty, fine. Hasn't Britney just eaten a baby? Hasn't Victoria Beckham eaten a sammich? There must be better more shocking news than this.
34. scooby - November 6, 2007 6:17 PM
i don't know, she looks fine as ever to me. nice to see her all grown up.
35. BishOP - November 6, 2007 6:47 PM
Personal opinion, I think very few women can pull off that color lipstick honestly. With the total lack of skin pigmentation she just comes off looking like a cheap, no talent Canadian whore who likes being nailed in the bung while covered in Canadian maple syrup and bacon.
Dammit..
36. jacknasty - November 6, 2007 6:50 PM
she is so pretty, but she should lay off the bleach. way hotter in House of Wax
37. Ript1&0 - November 6, 2007 6:55 PM
Now SHE is beautiful!!! I love the lipstick!! Rock it girl!!
38. alwaysclassy - November 6, 2007 7:10 PM
You're blind. She looks pretty much AMAZING! And just because someone wears red lipstick doesn't mean that they resemble Courtney Love. If worn correctly and the right shade (aka Ms. Cuthbert) then it can be absolutely stunning. Actually this is the best I've seen her look in a while.. Gorgeous!
39. isitin - November 6, 2007 7:28 PM
She is Canadian, all Canadians are beautiful. And you know what, she is very beautiful.
40. Joe Fonebone - November 6, 2007 7:51 PM
Who does this site??!! We get a shed load of Amy Whinehoarse looking like a skank and only four of Elisha* looking unbelievably do-able with a write-up that says she looks awful. Whoever it is that does this site needs a white cane I swear.....
*First name terms there you'll notice.
41. Reet - November 6, 2007 8:10 PM
She's hot. I don't know what you are talking about.
42. Rob - November 6, 2007 8:32 PM
damn brotha, yous gay.....gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, she's one fine white woman i'd like to stick my ethic meat in....lipstick looks hot on her!
43. tonycatman - November 6, 2007 8:48 PM
Scrutinize the picture as I might, I struggle to think in what way she doesn't look hot.
At a push, I think she could grow her eyebrows a bit, wear fewer clothes to show off that fine body. Dunno. She is still a 10.
44. LaDrones - November 6, 2007 8:52 PM
Her tits are bulbous.
45. JrsyGrl - November 6, 2007 9:12 PM
Are you kidding? She's gorgeous.
46. gerard Vandenberg - November 6, 2007 9:22 PM
It's a BIG mistake with alot of celebs. They simply want to look more "beautifull" than they realy are. I think they have the feeling that alot of make up is the answer to their "problem". Well, let me tell you this: LESS IS MORE!!
47. AmeriCanadian - November 6, 2007 9:35 PM
I think she looks beautiful! Better than she usually looks, if you ask me. Her skin is gorgeous and glowing and no amount of makeup can make you look like you have good skin iffin ya don't. She is wearing a lot of makeup but so what, I would, too.
Courtney Love?!?! What kind of GLUE are ya smoking, dude?
48. CaptainX - November 6, 2007 10:45 PM
She looks hot! I think you have a touch of the gay.
49. Ledward - November 6, 2007 11:14 PM
not that it's really necessary at this point, but I'm gonna go ahead and concur with everybody else. For a second I looked at the 'headlining' picture and was like wtf, but then I looked at the other pictures and i think she looks gorgeous in the other pics! you guys just picked the one that happens to have some bad lighting or something. i mean, sure, she's looked better, but she still looks fantastic. come on!
50. Dean - November 6, 2007 11:18 PM
I'm with the crowd on this one. Fish, I think you're blending teams. Not switching, per se, just... blending...
51. doc - November 6, 2007 11:30 PM
Is she supposed to not look good here? Other than the fact that she looks a little whorish, she looks like her normal hot self...
52. crbn - November 6, 2007 11:36 PM
god this site is fkn awful.
53. Shazam - November 6, 2007 11:49 PM
She looks hot dude. What are you smoking? Who in the heck would walk buy her and not think she's hot? Would you not pull out the prince if she got on her knees?
-your mom
54. rob zoomby - November 7, 2007 12:55 AM
If she asks real nice I might give her a shot
55. sandanista - November 7, 2007 2:23 AM
WTF? Totally hot. She looks like anne magle - and that can only be a good thing
56. Screaming Meat Nugget - November 7, 2007 4:01 AM
My penis and I thinks she looks damn hot in those photos!! What has Mr. Superficial been smoking?
Plus...you've got to love the red lipstick. Nothing screams "I love to give head" than a woman with red lipstick.
57. zzz - November 7, 2007 4:23 AM
Looks VERY fuckable to me.
58. Lexoka - November 7, 2007 4:31 AM
The lipstick wasn't her best idea ever, but she still looks amazing.
59. A - November 7, 2007 8:30 AM
she looks terrrible
60. looks good - November 7, 2007 9:04 AM
other than her hair, i think she looks even hotter than usual.
i dont see any problems
61. Under man - November 7, 2007 9:25 AM
That lipstick will make a great ring around my cock.
62. abdomtv - November 7, 2007 9:27 AM
What's wrong with you superficial ??
she's damn good on those pictures..
so hot!!!!!!!
63. SillyBilly - November 7, 2007 9:53 AM
Why does it matter whether she is Canadian? She looks good and her nationality has nothing to do with it. The remarks about her being no talent Canadian whore, are just as good as something I heard recently- all Canadians have bad teeth because they don't have fluoride in the water. Silly Billy's all of ya!
64. John - November 7, 2007 11:32 AM
Bar haircut, Bad Make-up. Beautiful girl.
65. mafme - November 7, 2007 11:46 AM
I'm sorry, what am I supposed to be disgusted by here?
66. BunnyButt - November 7, 2007 12:27 PM
Her makeup looks fine ... or would if she was glammed up and wearing formal eveningwear, like a slinky black dress and stiletto heel sandals. Completely wrong for casual wear.
67. Superevil - November 7, 2007 12:39 PM
Fish, I'm revoking your Man card. Turn in your testicles immediately.
68. CleanUpHere - November 7, 2007 2:21 PM
Fish you are talking crazy. That lipstick is not that bad. If it bothers you that bad then she can wipe it off on my dick. If she has happy eyes while blowing then I'm ready for marriage.
69. CelebrityFanChat Raph - November 7, 2007 5:20 PM
She looks pretty to me.
70. xman - November 7, 2007 10:48 PM
she is hotttttt
71. LC - November 8, 2007 12:58 PM
She's gorgeous. If that's your idea of looking bad, I worry.
72. LH - November 8, 2007 4:04 PM
Yeah I agree with everyone on here. I was waiting for that image to load thinking "yipee, haggard-celeb-on-junk- time" but I gotta say, she looks totally fine, good even. Slow news day?
73. elva - November 16, 2007 2:13 AM
nice girl, i like her clothes which makes her normal but natural. but her profile on sugarcupid.com is very good, there are many photo of her. she looks sexier when she wears dress . i like her.
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