Nov 23 2007Dita Von Teese is way better than PowerPoint
Dita Von Teese performed her burlesque act at Erotica 07 in London today. Her act included a peacock-esque outfit which she stripped out of before pouring water on herself in a giant bird cage. Wow, this show has everything: A woman showering in a cage like God intended and the illusion of sexuality. I say illusion because she’s still wearing a thong and pasties. If Dita really wanted to be sexy she’d be totally naked and I’d be in that cage dressed like an owl. Or even an eagle. It doesn't matter. As long as we fly away to the magical land of Doing-It-Ville.
Some slightly NSFW pics of Dita's shower after the jump. Why only slightly? Blame the douchebag who invented pasties.
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1. Damianne - November 23, 2007 4:56 PM
muahahaha first.
2. darkpixie - November 23, 2007 4:57 PM
This chick used to be married to Marilyn Manson.
3. ann - November 23, 2007 4:57 PM
How could Marilyn Manson let this women go? Whattan idiot.
4. Cate - November 23, 2007 5:02 PM
"How could Marilyn Manson let this women go? Whattan idiot."
Because he's boning 20 yr old Evan rachel Wood in the ass....
I'd pick evan over dita any day.