Nov 8 2007Conan O’Brien stalked by Catholic priest

FIRST!

Could it be ... FIRST!????

Effing Catholics. Religion IS the devil, people. Except for the true religion of TomCruiseiology, of course.

DAMN YOU DAWN!

This is HUGE progress for Catholic priests - Conan's a fully grown man!!!

Conan, take this and eat it: this is my body, which will be given up for you.

Sorry Shankyou. Giggle.

do you really look like that? please say no.

Conan must have a spare key to the boys' locker room.

just for the record, catholics are not holocaust deniers.

This isn't a priest- this is a smelly ARMO!!! There is the answer to the problem! Armenians are ugly big nosed stink pots & should never be allowed in the priesthood! Now please send me some money ... please

PEACE OUT NIGGAS

#8 That is Criss Angel you idiot. Pfft.

#10 that was in reference to the hyperconservative Catholic sect (cult) that Mel Gibson's dad belongs to, which does question the Holocaust.

Haha. Conan is cute

#7

I love the DAWN- it's SOOOO much better then the DUSK- OXOXO :O)

Yeah Coney is kinda cute but you, he looks like he's starting to loose his hair, especially right at the widows peak area- yeah check it out!

Hi. I'm an idiot.. I can't help it with all these festering boils poping out of my face. I really just wish I was an animal.. People treat them better than me. You know, because I eat poop and all..

This is a big misunderstanding. Father Ajemian had a prophetic dream, and it was revealed to him that the sodium level is dangerously low in Conan's rectum. He was just trying to help.

I used to be Catholic. The worst part for me was confession - I always had an overpowering urge to poke my head through the screen and start sucking the priest's cock. I guess it's because I was on my knees. Damn reflexes...

#13 --- That's an oversimplification. Do you have any idea how many Catholics were killed in the Holocaust? Let me just say-- A LOT. So it doesn't make any sense to (and isn't true that he does) deny the Holocaust if you are Mel Gibson.

@17 We all know you are not our beloved Jimbo so just stop it. Your played out and old.

agreed, 21!

@19,
That is exactly how I was taught to confess.
I was an altar boy and learned first-hand how to suck a nice hard cock. The priest had me wear women's panties under my robe and he did the same thing.

@9- what does that even mean? nevermind, I don't want to know what your brain disfunctions entail..

anyway........

I bet Brit will have to go out and find herself a stalker. NOT A SUCKER BRIT! A STALKER!!.. Conan can't out-crazy-situation YOU!!..

Mel Gibson's FATHER (that's who #13 was referring to) has called the Holocaust "a fiction," claimed that Jews have taken over the Catholic church (he formed his own church for his own brand of Catholicism), and believes the Jews were responsible for 9/11. It's all on record, including a interview with the NY Times.

That picture is not really you, is it? I just found this site, and I love it, so if I sound like a total tard, forgive me.

Again with the altar boy stuff. When will people realize that whole thing was totally blown out of proportion to discredit the Church? All the court cases have been civil suits, settled to get all this stuff out of the headlines. Not one case has ever been proven in criminal court. It's the biggest brainwashing of the last 50 years. Enough!

Yes! Fucking send Chris-fag Angle to hell you fucking Christ-loving bastards! Hey, Catholics? Fuck your god. Ha-Ha. You believe in bullshit. You practice bullshit. You are bullshit. Anus.

I always thought Conan looked like a 12 year old alter boy..

27- shut yer fucking pie hole..

I disagree with everything my stupid fucking troll says..

FRIST!! new post!!..

Hey Fish, thanks for finally posting a picture of yourself. I always wondered what you looked like.

#31 - you dumbfuck that pic was a joke.

32- don't talk to my troll..

and troll, seriously, you are a fucking crack head!!!! shut it!!

Why does Conan look like he's been embalmed already? All that makeup makes him appear as he's been painted by the funeral director.

Oh, and #32, you're the dumbfuck if you don't recognize veggi's sarcasm.

And you're the dumbfuck if you don't recognize veggi's troll.

#34 Pretty lame sarcasm, and I think everyone would agree that you are the dumbfuck for finding it funny.

I love Conesie! Too bad nothing cool happened, like there was a struggle and the police had to shoot him in the head....five or six times... once in the crotch for good measure.

(#27 Veggi troll) There's no limitation to civil suits. There was no option to go criminal with the altar-boy claims. Priests are PERVERTS.

# 5..... I don't think a better comment could have been said........

This would make a great recurring gag on Late Night. 'Conan and Father Stalker'

Too bad about the writer's strike.

Ah, here I thought this blog was somwhat provocative...
"Slamming the Catholics" *yawn* so tired and overdone.

Awesome Fish & the comments today. I'm now a Superficial Catholic. Other gossip Web sites will damn you to Hell.

#17, #18, #19 nominated for Sainthood.

It is just because Conan molested the priest back when he was an altar boy. The priest in back for more.

Naw, you can't offend true Catholics. If your faith is strong enough, questioning it only strengthens it.

#38 - that's what I mean! They wait until the statute of limitations is up, and then launch these ridiculous civil lawsuits. That's what you do when you can't prove a thing, but you're still out for money and destruction.

buttseck tiem,very good story!! FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

Poor Conan>.< .... but LMFAO for the "Note:... " guys ahha its good one for once lol XD

#19? Frist? I'm beginning to find you irresistible. I bet you're such a freak. We should hang-out (naked). Call me? -Dick

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!

I seriously laughed at this one out loud for awhile! :) Nobody else thought that was funny?!?!

For a split second, I actually thought I was going to rest my tired eyes on the glory that is the Fish.. and then BLAM. The biggest douche on the planet. Who, if we're lucky, just may now be burned at the stake.

Thanks man. You're my hero. <3

without a blow-dryer, does conan have hair?

this priest ain't holdin' the nuts when he screws.

yet another catholic scandal, another smear on christianity -- shame.

Conan does look kind of boyish. Altar boyish, even.

#20

Many Catholics died in World War II. The only Catholics who died in the Holocaust were targeted because they also belonged to another group that Hitler sought to annihilate.

"This is HUGE progress for Catholic priests - Conan's a fully grown man!!!"

Lol, take that, Writer's Guild!

"That’s odd. The Catholic Church hardly ever threatens people...." hahaha best post ever!!!

But Jews are responsible for 9/11. Everyone knows that.

Maybe the priest & Conan were lovers & Conan tried to break it off but the priest's still in love with him.....

Well what's new, Catholic priests are all fuckin nuts anyways so this doesn't surprise me in the least. Well , at least the priest is stalking an adult..usually thy'ere into young boys.

Stay the fuck away from Conan!!!!

That was totally over the line. Just bc Mel's dad says that shit (yeah he's on the record but so are a lot of other assholes) doesn't mean catholics think that. Mel's dad is psycho. Not cool. At all.

What you wrote about the catholic church is totally out of line.... its funny how certain ignorant people like these internet gossip people hide behing the mask of this site and say whatever they feel about people.... let me guess your going to use the freedom of speech bullshit to cover yur ass but in reality your pathetic and have to make a living posting about other peoples misfortunes. i was given this link by anohter reader because of how they felt. being a catholic myself i feel yur comments were extremely out of line

This is the funniest post I've seen in a long time, Superfish. Kudos.

I mean...I'm speechless for this one!

Those catholic people are a very strange species!

But I must admit...I fell off my computer chair IN HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER AT FISH'S POST AND PHOTO!

Funny shit man!

#20- hitler was a catholic. the catholic church basically looked away while the holocaust happened and the fascists took over italy. tons of nazis got help from the church to escape to south america after the war. but yeah, the post refers to mel gibson's crazy "catholic" (not really catholic, he doesn't take direction from the pope) father who denies the holocaust.

the catholic church didn't voice any protest to the holocaust. the vatican bank launders tons of dirty money, and was laundering a lot of nazi gold.

whatever, the catholic church is and has been pretty dirty. inquisition yay!

Quote:

""That’s odd. The Catholic Church hardly ever threatens people. I mean, unless you read The Da Vinci Code, use birth control, are Kevin Smith, work at an abortion clinic, insult Mel Gibson, get a divorce, press charges for stuff that may have happened when you were an altar boy, pose provocatively in a confession booth, are Madonna, totally dig gay marriage or claim the Holocaust is real. But, yeah, other than that; very calm people."

Thank you for writing this. I knew you were intelligent and funny, but the boob jokes were getting old.

He looks familiar. This guy has posted his personal ad to a celebrities dating site for several months. That site called searchingmillionaire.com. Seems he does not log in recently.

Whoever made this wax figure sure did a good job. It almost look realistic...

this is the best post i have read in months on this site. the writer must have had a bowl of excellence for breakfast. good job.

You dumb fuck, didn't the Pope just apologize for the holocaust?
dumb ass

This is completely immature. I went to Catholic and we indeed believed that the Holocaust was real. This is nothing but complete ignorance; it’s like saying that every Muslin person wants to blow something up, which is not true. Stop generalizing a religion based on one person’s fuck up. Hitler does not define this religion. Nor does the TRUE meaning and morals of the Catholic faith support any of things you are talking about. Grow the fuck up and get your head out of your ass. Stop being so prejudice.

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How beautiful she is ! Some of my best friends who are long time with Nudistonly.com told me she has a profile on the nudist date site and left some of her nude photos there. Yeah ! Nudist is free for the life...

The only difference between a religion and a cult is popularity.

Thank you and good night.