Nov 21 2007Christina Aguilera forgot her underwear

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Christina Aguilera gets out of her car at Amalfi restaurant in Hollywood allowing photographers to snap a shot of her pregnant crotch. I can’t tell if she has underwear on or a roast beef sandwich. It’s not really important. All I know is that soon a baby will come out of there, and then Christina Aguilera’s vagina will be dead to me. Ah, the circle of life. So gross, yet so magical.

Unless you work at a pantyhose factory or Quizno’s the pic above is NSFW.


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FIRST!!

She may or may not be wearing panties under those tights. Hard to tell. Not exactly a revealing photo.

Nice snatch, never thought id get a shot of christina (??)

B-O-L-O-G-N-A

Damn tinted windows.

They should be outlawed.

Humm.... I thought she was going through her 'classy' phase...

Poonany may be dead after, but just slide a nice vibe in there and take the ass. Xtina loves when i do this.

Take that star mark off!!!!

Christina is a cute babe...she will have a boy babe.She was said to have a personal account on MeetRich.com club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.

Now thats a Thanksgiving gift for all of us!!

If you look real close you can see a hairy little sasquatch hand poking out. I think someone wants out of there!

Eeewww, come on now. The girl is pregnant! Thats just wrong! And not only that, but its stupid because you can't see anything...she's got freakin tights on for cripes sake! And the car window is tinted! So what is there to see? Nothing, I tell you, nothing! And who would want to see some preggers pootang anyways? Just some sick fuck is all. Anyways, she probably has a maternity thong on under there or something and you just can't see it. But I do have to say...she looks really pretty here...almost angelic; probably the best I've ever seen her (and normally I can't stand the way she looks). Now if only she would tone down the makeup just a tad.

nope, didn't really need to see that... oh, well...

nope, didn't really need to see that... oh, well...

This was bound to happen eventually. But i'm ok with it.

Oh, and #1, you're a loser.

I knew it would only be a matter of time...

Ugh, man.. Not cool. Not only is that the vagina of Christina Aguilera, but the pussy's plump with child. Aguilera looks so transexual. You could cup the make-up off of her face and paint a fucking mural with it.

This can't be real, can it? I thought her dirrrrty days were over. Why would she wait until her pregnancy to flash?? If it is real, those are some serious mud flaps...gross!

I thought she had a pierced snatch?

Stick a fork in yourself for writing that and try to crawl back into your mother's vagina... I hope she kills you by snapping your neck between her thighs!

She so fat nasty. And so boringly predictable. Someone wheel her carny ass outta here.

I like mustard with chipped ham.

Not exactly a revealing shot. I hope she doesn't start doing Britney stuff and blaming every crazy thing she does on being pregnant. I thought Christina was supposed to be the classy one????? The make up isn't helping either.

isnt pregnant. preggie cant do this.

I don't know what I'm looking at!!!

No, I think she is wearing pantyhose..

Don't know what's between her legs but something tells me she's going to eat turkey tonight.

pantyhose gets my vote. send us more for inspection.

Pantyhose.

It's dressing.

I don't know but do people with hemorrhoids like to wear underwear?

what's that lying on the seat????? Meat curtain puddling?

I'm not even gonna look; but I can safely say, Ewwwwww!

I'm convinced they do this on purpose, knowing full well that the papp-spears-arrazzi have super-duper high def zoom lenses that can see across the Pacific Ocean into the toilet bowl of an anthill on top of a mountain in China.

Yummo!

Cotton panel. Yawn.

I doubt Christina is pantyless, she is too classy for that kind of behaviour now.

Why do these cunts all totally shave their pussies nowadays?? It makes them look like kiddies :(

FUPA!

roast beef curtains!

"Ah, the circle of life. So gross, yet so magical."

Funny shit... Isn't that from "The Lion King"?

What does NSFW mean?

#39 Not to lean on you or anything, but why would you type "What does NSFW mean? " here and do all the submit name and email and all, instead of typing "NSFW" into Google and then hitting ENTER?

Seriously, I'd like to know.

#39 It stands for "No Shit, For Weal." I figured you should know.

Lay Dee Bug, you are not missing anything. It doesn't look like anything to me. Just folds of skin in some pantyhose

Ewwww...folds..

#39, I didn't know what it meant either.

evinrude, you are a douche bag. It was a simple question. Some of us actually like to converse with other people and not sit behind a keyboard in mommy’s basement.

By the way, some prego chicks can be pretty hot. But that doesn’t mean we need to see their Vaginas

So photoshopped.

That's a good move though. If there ever was a time to flash your cooch - it would be when you're pregnant. Just regular pussy flashing isn't shocking enough anymore. Way to up the ante, Xtina. <3

Unless she developed a prolapsed vagina BEFORE giving birth, that's not her rubyfruit.

Ok, coulda went all day without that!! And I ain't clickin either..

And I don't know what a lot of the stupid letters put together text teenage bullshit crap that now passes for an actual language are either....... but I happen to know that NSFW means not safe for work........ why didn't anyone just SAY??..

I think it's her husband's wallet.

No, ript, how bout menstual flash? Ewwww..

45- seriously, get your own name ya douche.. you're quite annoying.

a yeast flash would be worse

Beef Curtains

Maybe they gave her some heparin and the fetus is oozing out.

ok, so here we go again, huh?.. pretty lame troll..

FRIST - new post! Unless you want to keep looking at this pictur

fake pics :P http://ultimate-aguilera.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=558&pos=11

fake pic :P http://ultimate-aguilera.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=558&pos=11

Jesus. Jimbo isn't even here today.. hmmm, retarded trolls...... imagine that.

#43 Hey, kiss my ass, jagoff, some of us get tired of lazy morons like you who need everything spoonfed to you because you can't be bothered to look up the simplest thing. That's not conversation. Or maybe it is on the short bus. Good luck in the real world, dicksmack.

AAAAAAAAHHHHH Trolls!!!!!..

Veggi--the real Veggi--is my common-sense heroine.

60- awwww....

frist, new post! and it's our favorite fuckup!!..

Looks like she's smuggling a hot turkey sandwich in those stockings. Must have celebrated Thanksgiving early.

criminy.

Those are some of the hugest vagina lips of all time. I'm gonna be sick.

She's frickin pregnant!!!! Why in gods name is she flashing her crotch now. So trashy and desperate....Nothing like mom snatch!

36 - you are the BOMB. I haven't heard FUPA in like ten years. HAHAHAHA

undecent

nothing quite so delectable to a man
as a dilating pregnant cunt

..except maybe an ulcer-ridden vulture carcass lying in a desert somewhere

NSFW - Not Suitable For Work (fa chrissake!)

What does FUPA mean?

66 - INdecent (rolls eyes)

Thank you 69

It means FAT UPPER PUSSY AREA. You know that part under the bellybutton that women LOVE to show when they wear pants that are too tight on the waist.

BWAhahahaha

And she, she herself, flashed the roast beast!

WOW! That was UGLY...

you guys are retarded. she is obviously wearing tights, and what you think is "roast beef" is actually the non-see-through part of the tights that covers up your crotch.

That's just gross taking a picture like that when a woman is pregnant.

Is this real? She doesn't even look pregnant in this pic.

71 - lol, in Norway we call that bun pussy.

Don't know why, but it sounds fun.

# 69...aka a 'gunt"

I think it's crowning.

for once britney has something over christina; a better lookin vagina.

I can see it's nose already..........

NSFW = Not Safe for Work

Christina's definitely wearing pantyhose and I think she looks better downstairs pregnant than Britney has in several of her no underwear shots. But that's just my humble opinion.

Well, at least part of her is not plastered with make up.

it's hard to tell. but if its truly a crotch pic, i'll be alittle upset. i dont want christina to be part of that paris-britney-lohan crotch team. but i highly doubt she'd go pantyless.

i think i just barfed a little. on the other hand, those things are so easily photoshopped in. she might just be the victim of a nasty internet scam. muhahahah.

Yummy. Wish the tint wasn't blocking what could have been a great shot.

is that even human?????

dont waste my time superfish,,,theres nothing to see there...

That's where babies come from?

people should just stop gettin out of cars. lol

She don't wear underwear...

Got lips?

Brightened it up to help everybody out a lil.

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@90 - somebody told Britney that, now she just goes to the drive-thru.

looks like dog meat

(sigh)..... christina always stands in britney's shadow.....

brit became a star first - xtina followed
brit had babies first - xtina followed
brit showed wierd poon - xtina followed

unless her vagina is opaque with a nice pearlescent sheen, those are hose

She's hairy? No, she just shaved her pussy... http://www.spymac.com/details?2295013

I don't get it... why do people hate Britney and like this fool?
They are exactly the same.
Christina Aguilera looks the same, if not WORSE than Britney.
Her hair is complete shit, probably fake too. She has always wore clown makeup, is ugly, etc etc except Britney's actually going through a shit time and Christina's meant to have it together.....
Classy my arse.

Flappin' ass elephant-ear peachka lips!! EEEEeeeuuuuuuwwwww

#99, I couldn't agree more. Both are slags with horrible music that nobody listens to anymore. Only Xtina is the better singer and Britney the better dancer. I also find it funny how people claim "Xtina is 'classy' now, so she wouldn't go pantyless". Buhahahahahahaha. Uh, wasn't this the chick who only a couple years ago was walking around in ass-less chaps and grinding on stage with every pointy object she could find? Puhlease. She's a self proclaimed slut and proud of it. And yes, Xtina has always predictably followed Britney's personal and professional moves. Whatever Britney does, Xtina will do a year later. Look at Xtina's hair in this photo...it's full of extensions and bleached beyond recognition and the clown make up is a staple of the Xtina mold. Bleh.

wait, can someone PLEASE explain the "unless you work at......or Quiznos" joke??? What does Quiznos have to do with it?

I did some computer enhancement and redigitalization using the pic of her "Britanny"and discovered that inside Christine's vagina was a small hippopotamus named "Mike" who draws pictures for a living and is protecting the real fetus who is apparently some kind of hybrid cross between a monkey and little dwarf named Nigel.

Old news. I've seen this pic on her personal blog at millionairecupid.com a couple of days ago. This is the 6th pics of her latest ablum.

# 102

the thing about quiznos is referencing her GI-normous PUSSY. and the fact that it looks like it could be used in a sandwich. AKA MEAT CURTAINS. AKA CATCHERS MITT. AKA HUGE NASTY VAGINA

# 105

ooooh. ugh, yeah. it is nasty.

Didn't Xtina say something a few months ago about there being ways to get out of a car without flashing? Hmmm...

I do agree with others here, though, that she may or may not be wearing panties. It's really hard to tell with the tights and the tinted window and so on.

93. Shep - November 21, 2007 5:21 PM

Brightened it up to help everybody out a lil.

http://a.imagehost.org/0030/1121_christina_aguilera_upskirt1.jpg


thanks aren't you thoughtful, although I have to say you just blinded me.

There is nothing, I mean really nothing that is for real on your body AND MIND. I even think your pregnancy and PUSSIE are FAKE!!

you are so cool. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online ad*ult club sugarmommymeet, by which you are seeking a sexy guy for extramarital relationship..

These are photoshopped.

She has underwear on. Whoever edited this is a sick fuck.

Hmmm, orange pregnant panty liner: that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Why is it that just because a photographer takes a picture at the wrong time that makes Christina obviously "dirrty" again? What makes it 100% sure that she wanted anyone to see her? A lot of people don't wear underwear and no one would give a damn if she wasn't famous. Just leave her be; photographers like this are just money-hungry parasites.

i will never look at roast beef sandwich the same way EVER again. *GAG* mother fucker.


I've noticed that the people on here CRAVE upskirts but when the actually get to see somthing they freak out and say it's disgusting.

hmmmm....

Yeesh, Jordan Bratman really did a number on that thing. It's deflated now.

Well, now Christina can show this picture to her kids and say, "That's where Daddy stuck his 'magical wand' to cast a 'baby spell' inside Mommy. Nine months later you came out of that exact same hole!"

Pls clear the star to see picture clearly!

ewww..

preGant Pussy..

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??????????

UH FUCKING OH

CALL THE POLICE! NOW TRASH THIS BITCH!!!
SHE IS PREGNANT, at least BS wasn't!

XTINA IS NASTY LOOKING

LOL! Be careful next time!

Well... she looks hot in that way...

oh Christina what HAVE you done?

GOTCHAAAA! NYAHAHAHA!

Christina A maybe a slut, but she's a slut in control of her own life, unlike Fatney Spears.
Shitney is fattter than Xtina is and xtina is pregnant.

It's time for these papps to stop focusing on the vaginas of these celebrities-it's disgusting. They obvioulsy do it on purpose.

Yeah some wowen don't wear panties, so it's not difficult for some man who follows you daily and looks at your ass to realise it. It's time for this nastiness to stop.

I'm pretty sure the fetus in her uterus is the product of genetic engineeering, there is no way a totally hot star like Christina would have sex with the inferior man she is supposedly "married" to, I think he is a stand in guy and the truth is that she wants to create a whole new species of human made from cloned embryos .....this is exactly what Tom and Katie did and so far their spawn has survived...ummmm, of course i could be totally wrong about this.

eww

wow she has a nice looking vagina for being pregnant .. my vagina did not look anything like that when i was pregnant, but she sure looks beautiful still..

First of all she is wearing flesh coloured tights and secondly its kinda sick that papparazzi would attempt to take pictures of a pregnant women's crotch.
I'm sick of people saying she's copying Britney by having a baby what are you 10yrs old or something.

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Don't worry, she'll probably have a C-section. Women don't actually "give birth" much anymore. They have baby-ectomies.

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