Nov 21 2007Christina Aguilera forgot her underwear
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Christina Aguilera gets out of her car at Amalfi restaurant in Hollywood allowing photographers to snap a shot of her pregnant crotch. I can’t tell if she has underwear on or a roast beef sandwich. It’s not really important. All I know is that soon a baby will come out of there, and then Christina Aguilera’s vagina will be dead to me. Ah, the circle of life. So gross, yet so magical.
Unless you work at a pantyhose factory or Quizno’s the pic above is NSFW.
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Reader Comments
1. cheemeng - November 21, 2007 9:24 AM
FIRST!!
2. Tami - November 21, 2007 9:26 AM
She may or may not be wearing panties under those tights. Hard to tell. Not exactly a revealing photo.
3. Brian - November 21, 2007 9:28 AM
Nice snatch, never thought id get a shot of christina (??)
4. Mystress Jade - November 21, 2007 9:28 AM
B-O-L-O-G-N-A
5. Under man - November 21, 2007 9:31 AM
Damn tinted windows.
They should be outlawed.
6. Binky - November 21, 2007 9:32 AM
Humm.... I thought she was going through her 'classy' phase...
7. dan - November 21, 2007 9:34 AM
Poonany may be dead after, but just slide a nice vibe in there and take the ass. Xtina loves when i do this.
8. huh - November 21, 2007 9:34 AM
Take that star mark off!!!!
Christina is a cute babe...she will have a boy babe.She was said to have a personal account on MeetRich.com club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.
9. Big - November 21, 2007 9:35 AM
Now thats a Thanksgiving gift for all of us!!
10. Toolboy - November 21, 2007 9:37 AM
If you look real close you can see a hairy little sasquatch hand poking out. I think someone wants out of there!
11. RENEE... - November 21, 2007 9:39 AM
Eeewww, come on now. The girl is pregnant! Thats just wrong! And not only that, but its stupid because you can't see anything...she's got freakin tights on for cripes sake! And the car window is tinted! So what is there to see? Nothing, I tell you, nothing! And who would want to see some preggers pootang anyways? Just some sick fuck is all. Anyways, she probably has a maternity thong on under there or something and you just can't see it. But I do have to say...she looks really pretty here...almost angelic; probably the best I've ever seen her (and normally I can't stand the way she looks). Now if only she would tone down the makeup just a tad.
12. cat - November 21, 2007 9:40 AM
nope, didn't really need to see that... oh, well...
13. cat - November 21, 2007 9:40 AM
nope, didn't really need to see that... oh, well...
14. p911gt10c - November 21, 2007 9:42 AM
This was bound to happen eventually. But i'm ok with it.
Oh, and #1, you're a loser.
15. stupid - November 21, 2007 9:49 AM
I knew it would only be a matter of time...
16. D. Richards (Whore.) - November 21, 2007 9:50 AM
Ugh, man.. Not cool. Not only is that the vagina of Christina Aguilera, but the pussy's plump with child. Aguilera looks so transexual. You could cup the make-up off of her face and paint a fucking mural with it.
17. lux - November 21, 2007 9:52 AM
This can't be real, can it? I thought her dirrrrty days were over. Why would she wait until her pregnancy to flash?? If it is real, those are some serious mud flaps...gross!
18. DiegoMortadela - November 21, 2007 9:52 AM
I thought she had a pierced snatch?
19. sallysue - November 21, 2007 9:55 AM
Stick a fork in yourself for writing that and try to crawl back into your mother's vagina... I hope she kills you by snapping your neck between her thighs!
20. yukadoozer - November 21, 2007 9:57 AM
She so fat nasty. And so boringly predictable. Someone wheel her carny ass outta here.
21. Dutch - November 21, 2007 9:57 AM
I like mustard with chipped ham.
22. missy - November 21, 2007 9:59 AM
Not exactly a revealing shot. I hope she doesn't start doing Britney stuff and blaming every crazy thing she does on being pregnant. I thought Christina was supposed to be the classy one????? The make up isn't helping either.
23. babyglyniss - November 21, 2007 10:00 AM
isnt pregnant. preggie cant do this.
24. FRIST!!! - November 21, 2007 10:00 AM
I don't know what I'm looking at!!!
No, I think she is wearing pantyhose..
25. Sauron - November 21, 2007 10:05 AM
Don't know what's between her legs but something tells me she's going to eat turkey tonight.
26. t - November 21, 2007 10:08 AM
pantyhose gets my vote. send us more for inspection.
27. Junyper - November 21, 2007 10:12 AM
Pantyhose.
28. Ted from LA - November 21, 2007 10:14 AM
It's dressing.
29. Lowlands - November 21, 2007 10:17 AM
I don't know but do people with hemorrhoids like to wear underwear?
30. mrs.t - November 21, 2007 10:18 AM
what's that lying on the seat????? Meat curtain puddling?
31. LayDeeBug - November 21, 2007 10:20 AM
I'm not even gonna look; but I can safely say, Ewwwwww!
I'm convinced they do this on purpose, knowing full well that the papp-spears-arrazzi have super-duper high def zoom lenses that can see across the Pacific Ocean into the toilet bowl of an anthill on top of a mountain in China.
32. Riotboy - November 21, 2007 10:21 AM
Yummo!
33. justifiable - November 21, 2007 10:24 AM
Cotton panel. Yawn.
34. Laura Lily - November 21, 2007 10:29 AM
I doubt Christina is pantyless, she is too classy for that kind of behaviour now.
35. Dirk - November 21, 2007 10:36 AM
Why do these cunts all totally shave their pussies nowadays?? It makes them look like kiddies :(
36. nycBLAHHH - November 21, 2007 10:41 AM
FUPA!
37. mixedmartialartvideos.com - November 21, 2007 10:42 AM
roast beef curtains!
38. LL - November 21, 2007 10:43 AM
"Ah, the circle of life. So gross, yet so magical."
Funny shit... Isn't that from "The Lion King"?
39. just me - November 21, 2007 10:44 AM
What does NSFW mean?
40. evinrude - November 21, 2007 10:48 AM
#39 Not to lean on you or anything, but why would you type "What does NSFW mean? " here and do all the submit name and email and all, instead of typing "NSFW" into Google and then hitting ENTER?
Seriously, I'd like to know.
41. evinrude - November 21, 2007 10:53 AM
#39 It stands for "No Shit, For Weal." I figured you should know.
42. FRIST!!! - November 21, 2007 10:54 AM
Lay Dee Bug, you are not missing anything. It doesn't look like anything to me. Just folds of skin in some pantyhose
Ewwww...folds..
43. The White Urkel - November 21, 2007 11:14 AM
#39, I didn't know what it meant either.
evinrude, you are a douche bag. It was a simple question. Some of us actually like to converse with other people and not sit behind a keyboard in mommy’s basement.
By the way, some prego chicks can be pretty hot. But that doesn’t mean we need to see their Vaginas
44. Ript1&0 - November 21, 2007 11:14 AM
So photoshopped.
That's a good move though. If there ever was a time to flash your cooch - it would be when you're pregnant. Just regular pussy flashing isn't shocking enough anymore. Way to up the ante, Xtina. <3
45. veggi - November 21, 2007 11:18 AM
Unless she developed a prolapsed vagina BEFORE giving birth, that's not her rubyfruit.
46. veggi - November 21, 2007 11:19 AM
Ok, coulda went all day without that!! And I ain't clickin either..
And I don't know what a lot of the stupid letters put together text teenage bullshit crap that now passes for an actual language are either....... but I happen to know that NSFW means not safe for work........ why didn't anyone just SAY??..
47. p0nk - November 21, 2007 11:20 AM
I think it's her husband's wallet.
48. FRIST!!! - November 21, 2007 11:20 AM
No, ript, how bout menstual flash? Ewwww..
49. veggi - November 21, 2007 11:21 AM
45- seriously, get your own name ya douche.. you're quite annoying.
50. LATS!!! - November 21, 2007 11:21 AM
a yeast flash would be worse
51. BaconMessiah - November 21, 2007 11:22 AM
Beef Curtains
52. veggi - November 21, 2007 11:23 AM
Maybe they gave her some heparin and the fetus is oozing out.
53. veggi - November 21, 2007 11:25 AM
ok, so here we go again, huh?.. pretty lame troll..
54. Jimbo - November 21, 2007 11:25 AM
FRIST - new post! Unless you want to keep looking at this pictur
55. Anniaa - November 21, 2007 11:26 AM
fake pics :P http://ultimate-aguilera.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=558&pos=11
56. Anniaa - November 21, 2007 11:26 AM
fake pic :P http://ultimate-aguilera.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=558&pos=11
57. trollsaresooooolame! - November 21, 2007 11:27 AM
Jesus. Jimbo isn't even here today.. hmmm, retarded trolls...... imagine that.
58. evinrude - November 21, 2007 11:29 AM
#43 Hey, kiss my ass, jagoff, some of us get tired of lazy morons like you who need everything spoonfed to you because you can't be bothered to look up the simplest thing. That's not conversation. Or maybe it is on the short bus. Good luck in the real world, dicksmack.
59. FRIST!!! - November 21, 2007 11:29 AM
AAAAAAAAHHHHH Trolls!!!!!..
60. El Sueno - November 21, 2007 11:33 AM
Veggi--the real Veggi--is my common-sense heroine.
61. veggi - November 21, 2007 11:36 AM
60- awwww....
frist, new post! and it's our favorite fuckup!!..
62. Dude with a boner - November 21, 2007 11:37 AM
Looks like she's smuggling a hot turkey sandwich in those stockings. Must have celebrated Thanksgiving early.
63. steve - November 21, 2007 11:39 AM
criminy.
Those are some of the hugest vagina lips of all time. I'm gonna be sick.
64. Scott - November 21, 2007 11:40 AM
She's frickin pregnant!!!! Why in gods name is she flashing her crotch now. So trashy and desperate....Nothing like mom snatch!
65. Shallow Val - November 21, 2007 11:47 AM
36 - you are the BOMB. I haven't heard FUPA in like ten years. HAHAHAHA
66. babyglyniss - November 21, 2007 11:49 AM
undecent
67. endoftheshityear - November 21, 2007 11:49 AM
nothing quite so delectable to a man
as a dilating pregnant cunt
..except maybe an ulcer-ridden vulture carcass lying in a desert somewhere
68. Shallow Val - November 21, 2007 11:49 AM
NSFW - Not Suitable For Work (fa chrissake!)
69. The White Urkel - November 21, 2007 11:50 AM
What does FUPA mean?
70. Shallow Val - November 21, 2007 11:52 AM
66 - INdecent (rolls eyes)
71. Shallow Val - November 21, 2007 11:54 AM
Thank you 69
It means FAT UPPER PUSSY AREA. You know that part under the bellybutton that women LOVE to show when they wear pants that are too tight on the waist.
BWAhahahaha
72. Ted from LA - November 21, 2007 12:33 PM
And she, she herself, flashed the roast beast!
73. DeAnn - November 21, 2007 12:37 PM
WOW! That was UGLY...
74. skim - November 21, 2007 12:55 PM
you guys are retarded. she is obviously wearing tights, and what you think is "roast beef" is actually the non-see-through part of the tights that covers up your crotch.
75. Pebbles - November 21, 2007 1:19 PM
That's just gross taking a picture like that when a woman is pregnant.
76. GJ - November 21, 2007 1:26 PM
Is this real? She doesn't even look pregnant in this pic.
77. Helen - November 21, 2007 1:33 PM
71 - lol, in Norway we call that bun pussy.
Don't know why, but it sounds fun.
78. schadenfreudelicious - November 21, 2007 1:40 PM
# 69...aka a 'gunt"
79. Simon Scowl - November 21, 2007 1:44 PM
I think it's crowning.
80. lili - November 21, 2007 1:53 PM
for once britney has something over christina; a better lookin vagina.
81. Italian Stallion - November 21, 2007 2:17 PM
I can see it's nose already..........
82. TheListener - November 21, 2007 2:19 PM
NSFW = Not Safe for Work
Christina's definitely wearing pantyhose and I think she looks better downstairs pregnant than Britney has in several of her no underwear shots. But that's just my humble opinion.
83. Pilatunes - November 21, 2007 2:30 PM
Well, at least part of her is not plastered with make up.
84. 10-is - November 21, 2007 2:45 PM
it's hard to tell. but if its truly a crotch pic, i'll be alittle upset. i dont want christina to be part of that paris-britney-lohan crotch team. but i highly doubt she'd go pantyless.
85. Burgernoodle - November 21, 2007 2:53 PM
i think i just barfed a little. on the other hand, those things are so easily photoshopped in. she might just be the victim of a nasty internet scam. muhahahah.
86. AssBandit - November 21, 2007 2:54 PM
Yummy. Wish the tint wasn't blocking what could have been a great shot.
87. michelle - November 21, 2007 2:56 PM
is that even human?????
88. roughdaddy - November 21, 2007 3:06 PM
dont waste my time superfish,,,theres nothing to see there...
89. leelee - November 21, 2007 3:07 PM
That's where babies come from?
90. zz - November 21, 2007 3:47 PM
people should just stop gettin out of cars. lol
91. CLICK HERE - November 21, 2007 4:59 PM
She don't wear underwear...
92. myohmy - November 21, 2007 5:19 PM
Got lips?
93. Shep - November 21, 2007 5:21 PM
Brightened it up to help everybody out a lil.
[IMG]http://a.imagehost.org/0030/1121_christina_aguilera_upskirt1.jpg[/IMG]
94. Micky Mc - November 21, 2007 5:28 PM
@90 - somebody told Britney that, now she just goes to the drive-thru.
95. papa - November 21, 2007 6:28 PM
looks like dog meat
96. post-teens - November 21, 2007 6:31 PM
(sigh)..... christina always stands in britney's shadow.....
brit became a star first - xtina followed
brit had babies first - xtina followed
brit showed wierd poon - xtina followed
97. lumpy - November 21, 2007 6:33 PM
unless her vagina is opaque with a nice pearlescent sheen, those are hose
98. CLICK HERE - November 21, 2007 6:48 PM
She's hairy? No, she just shaved her pussy... http://www.spymac.com/details?2295013
99. ddy - November 21, 2007 8:52 PM
I don't get it... why do people hate Britney and like this fool?
They are exactly the same.
Christina Aguilera looks the same, if not WORSE than Britney.
Her hair is complete shit, probably fake too. She has always wore clown makeup, is ugly, etc etc except Britney's actually going through a shit time and Christina's meant to have it together.....
Classy my arse.
100. Walizalawongaai - November 21, 2007 9:07 PM
Flappin' ass elephant-ear peachka lips!! EEEEeeeuuuuuuwwwww
101. mabbo - November 21, 2007 9:09 PM
#99, I couldn't agree more. Both are slags with horrible music that nobody listens to anymore. Only Xtina is the better singer and Britney the better dancer. I also find it funny how people claim "Xtina is 'classy' now, so she wouldn't go pantyless". Buhahahahahahaha. Uh, wasn't this the chick who only a couple years ago was walking around in ass-less chaps and grinding on stage with every pointy object she could find? Puhlease. She's a self proclaimed slut and proud of it. And yes, Xtina has always predictably followed Britney's personal and professional moves. Whatever Britney does, Xtina will do a year later. Look at Xtina's hair in this photo...it's full of extensions and bleached beyond recognition and the clown make up is a staple of the Xtina mold. Bleh.
102. zz - November 21, 2007 10:01 PM
wait, can someone PLEASE explain the "unless you work at......or Quiznos" joke??? What does Quiznos have to do with it?
103. makemepuke - November 21, 2007 10:12 PM
I did some computer enhancement and redigitalization using the pic of her "Britanny"and discovered that inside Christine's vagina was a small hippopotamus named "Mike" who draws pictures for a living and is protecting the real fetus who is apparently some kind of hybrid cross between a monkey and little dwarf named Nigel.
104. cindy8833 - November 21, 2007 10:15 PM
Old news. I've seen this pic on her personal blog at millionairecupid.com a couple of days ago. This is the 6th pics of her latest ablum.
105. nick - November 21, 2007 10:21 PM
# 102
the thing about quiznos is referencing her GI-normous PUSSY. and the fact that it looks like it could be used in a sandwich. AKA MEAT CURTAINS. AKA CATCHERS MITT. AKA HUGE NASTY VAGINA
106. zz - November 21, 2007 10:55 PM
# 105
ooooh. ugh, yeah. it is nasty.
107. Exyank - November 21, 2007 11:08 PM
Didn't Xtina say something a few months ago about there being ways to get out of a car without flashing? Hmmm...
I do agree with others here, though, that she may or may not be wearing panties. It's really hard to tell with the tights and the tinted window and so on.
108. ally - November 21, 2007 11:11 PM
93. Shep - November 21, 2007 5:21 PM
Brightened it up to help everybody out a lil.
http://a.imagehost.org/0030/1121_christina_aguilera_upskirt1.jpg
thanks aren't you thoughtful, although I have to say you just blinded me.
109. gerard Vandenberg - November 21, 2007 11:28 PM
There is nothing, I mean really nothing that is for real on your body AND MIND. I even think your pregnancy and PUSSIE are FAKE!!
110. linda - November 22, 2007 12:16 AM
you are so cool. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online ad*ult club sugarmommymeet, by which you are seeking a sexy guy for extramarital relationship..
111. Tahlia - November 22, 2007 12:34 AM
These are photoshopped.
She has underwear on. Whoever edited this is a sick fuck.
112. El Sueno - November 22, 2007 12:55 AM
Hmmm, orange pregnant panty liner: that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
113. Sarah - November 22, 2007 1:42 AM
Why is it that just because a photographer takes a picture at the wrong time that makes Christina obviously "dirrty" again? What makes it 100% sure that she wanted anyone to see her? A lot of people don't wear underwear and no one would give a damn if she wasn't famous. Just leave her be; photographers like this are just money-hungry parasites.
114. scrappy - November 22, 2007 2:40 AM
i will never look at roast beef sandwich the same way EVER again. *GAG* mother fucker.
115. carly - November 22, 2007 2:58 AM
I've noticed that the people on here CRAVE upskirts but when the actually get to see somthing they freak out and say it's disgusting.
hmmmm....
116. Kimberly - November 22, 2007 3:35 AM
Yeesh, Jordan Bratman really did a number on that thing. It's deflated now.
Well, now Christina can show this picture to her kids and say, "That's where Daddy stuck his 'magical wand' to cast a 'baby spell' inside Mommy. Nine months later you came out of that exact same hole!"
117. Tu Le - November 22, 2007 4:06 AM
Pls clear the star to see picture clearly!
118. tiinaXx - November 22, 2007 5:53 AM
ewww..
preGant Pussy..
119. Sugar walls - November 22, 2007 8:48 AM
WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??????????
UH FUCKING OH
CALL THE POLICE! NOW TRASH THIS BITCH!!!
SHE IS PREGNANT, at least BS wasn't!
XTINA IS NASTY LOOKING
120. Naturistspace.org - November 22, 2007 9:31 AM
LOL! Be careful next time!
121. CLICK HERE - November 22, 2007 11:19 AM
Well... she looks hot in that way...
122. claire - November 22, 2007 12:25 PM
oh Christina what HAVE you done?
123. Brat-Pitt-Look-a-like - November 22, 2007 4:01 PM
GOTCHAAAA! NYAHAHAHA!
124. b - November 22, 2007 4:51 PM
Christina A maybe a slut, but she's a slut in control of her own life, unlike Fatney Spears.
Shitney is fattter than Xtina is and xtina is pregnant.
125. anonymous - November 22, 2007 5:36 PM
It's time for these papps to stop focusing on the vaginas of these celebrities-it's disgusting. They obvioulsy do it on purpose.
Yeah some wowen don't wear panties, so it's not difficult for some man who follows you daily and looks at your ass to realise it. It's time for this nastiness to stop.
126. makemepuke - November 22, 2007 8:35 PM
I'm pretty sure the fetus in her uterus is the product of genetic engineeering, there is no way a totally hot star like Christina would have sex with the inferior man she is supposedly "married" to, I think he is a stand in guy and the truth is that she wants to create a whole new species of human made from cloned embryos .....this is exactly what Tom and Katie did and so far their spawn has survived...ummmm, of course i could be totally wrong about this.
127. Joy - November 22, 2007 9:33 PM
eww
128. sarah - November 22, 2007 9:55 PM
wow she has a nice looking vagina for being pregnant .. my vagina did not look anything like that when i was pregnant, but she sure looks beautiful still..
129. Fairy - November 23, 2007 12:17 AM
First of all she is wearing flesh coloured tights and secondly its kinda sick that papparazzi would attempt to take pictures of a pregnant women's crotch.
I'm sick of people saying she's copying Britney by having a baby what are you 10yrs old or something.
130. lol - November 23, 2007 4:43 AM
LOL REMOVED
131. josselin - November 23, 2007 4:47 AM
you are so cool. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online ad*ult club sugarmommymeet, by which you are seeking a sexy guy for extramarital relationship.. Is that true?
132. Haha - November 23, 2007 1:06 PM
flop
133. Anne - November 23, 2007 2:58 PM
Don't worry, she'll probably have a C-section. Women don't actually "give birth" much anymore. They have baby-ectomies.
134. don'tpanic - November 26, 2007 1:22 PM
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