Nov 28 2007Carson Daly is still alive and a complete tool

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Why is he a tool? Because he crossed the picket line? He doesn't even belong to the Guild..

He is very cute man, I like him so much. I saw that he is in the top 50 men list of askmen.com. He should be the TOP1 in my mind. And i heard that he appeared on a millionaire&celebrity dating club MeetRich.com with a personal account there. Is it real or just a rumor on internet?

That show has writers? Wouldn't have guessed.

Can superfish please ban fuckwads that spam that stupid site? STFU you piece of garbage

i know this comment is inappropriate, but i must tell you that i love the way you write....especially about britney...you always make me laugh...
bye bye from italy!

So, he's like Ellen, huh. So can we assume he's gay?

Who gives a fuck?

You can assume whatever you want. I assume he has five penises and his pants fit like a glove. That doesn't mean it's true.

I live in Houston, and they don't play his show, never have. Is it even any good? And is he still Manorexic?

You don't have to belong to a union to respect the people that do. Right now the best tool that writers have to be noticed by average Americans is that people can't watch David Letterman. The loss of late-nite TV is a daily reminder that workers are fighting the man. People who cross picket lines are pricks, thank you for reminding us that Carson Daly is a prick. If I ever watched his show I would stop.

you are so handsome. I love you. I saw his profile on nudistconnect.com. Is he dating there?

I've heard his monologue. I didn't know 3 year old chimps could strike.

Carson will now forever be know as the Scab.

Good luck finding guests to come onto your show for the next 20 years.

I don't think he's a tool. He's not in the guild. Yeah, there's personal motivation involved, but he's keeping his non-guild staff employed through the holidays.

#9 Oh!!! That was funny, can I use that some time?

Anyway, I put Carson in the same catagory as Ryan Seacrest. I think they are the same person.

Yeah, so he is a scab. Don't pick on him!!!!

HA! Get it??? Scab? Pick?

Sorry, I just woke up..

Oh, wait I could have done something better there with the words "scab" and "picket".
Oh well, after only getting 5 hours of sleep a night it's lucky I function at all..

Hmmmm, I'm trying to figure out WHY I SHOULD GIVE A SHIT!!!???

check out the smokinggun.com - carson is appealing to his friends and family to provide jokes for a sketch on the show. sounds high-larious.

anywho, the number you can allegedly call in ideas is on the smokinggun's page about this.

scabs and scabies - a carson daly true hollywood story.

Didn't he used to date that disgusting clap-trap, Tara Reid?

These pricks make more than most of america. They cry because they aren't making more. Go to work at a real job and quit your whinning. He does not belong to the guild. Therefore he does not have to support them. PERIOD! Good for him for keeping his employees employed durning the holidays.

allow me to pull a FRIST!!! and provide a more cohesive post unpleasantly soon after my first botched attempt:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1127073carson1.html

the number is 818 260 5107.

no idea if it works, i only got 5 minutes of sleep - you all are lucky i'm functioning at all potato doorbell.

I'll bet he really misses Tara Reid.

Hey #1, you are as big a tool as Carson is by being excited about posting first.

Seriously though, does anyone watch his show? Like the public gives a crap about this guy. he barely has more talent than Jessica Simpson.

HA! potato doorbell! I need coffee..

He looks carroty..

he needs to http://do1t.net

who cares about him

One word......

TOOL

Knob.

Eeeewww, he stuck his weiner in that nasty skank-tard Tara Reid. He is forever tainted.

Always knew this guy was a prick.

His hair looks like a Brillo pad...or steel wool...

"It’s like remembering there’re still things like cancer and AIDS out there. Fortunately there’s a cure for Carson Daly. It’s called my fist; applied liberally to the face area."

HAHA! total win. i am amazed at how you come up with hilarious stuff like this one. good stuff!

LAST!

he looks pretty good considering he dated tara reid.

Where has he been all these years? In safe hiding out of complete shame for sleeping with Tara Reid?? Seriouly, skanky whore aside, he really is a complete tool.

Good for Carson Daly. Piss on the pinko writers' union. Lazy bastards need to get back to work, for their own good. Scripted over-the-air television is going the way of the dodo. The longer they engage in this ridiculous charade, the more seeds of their own destruction they sow.

Good for him. The writers (just like the actors) are being extremely selfish while the majority of the crew are forced into unemployment. Crew members only make a tiny amount of money in comparison but the richest are always the loudest to complain and demand more.

When was the last time a writer was injured or killed at work like regular crew people? When was the last time a writer had to spend all night in the rain or snow while working on a show?

Screw the pampered writers. Spend one day on set working as a grip or an electric and see how much crying you do!

Good thing, still, no one knows you exist. Or ever will for that matter.

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Yeah man, he should get a shirt that says TOOL really big on it in capital letters. I think they make those and people buy them for whatever reason... ;)

he's so slimy.

What's up with the botoxed forehead? And I think he's taking tanning pills. Orange skin.

Why is he a tool? It's not like his show had writers to begin with.

My second thought on reading this was profound disappointment that an entertainer would cross a picket line and severely hamper the progress being made by the completely justified Writer's Guild Union in their attempt for more equitable working conditions.

My first thought was: Carson Daly is still on the air?

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There's a writers strike?????

anyone who thinks the writers are at fault and shouldn't be so "greedy" should search youtube for the clips from the writers for the office, or search youtube for "this isn't the daily show"

here, since you're mentally lazy, you're probably also e-lazy as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzRHlpEmr0w - a daily show writer explains the hypocrisy of the real selfish people in this situation (heads of networks). why should the writers back down so these guys can continue to pad their already fat wallets?

here's the office writers/actors explaining how NBC's lawyers ingeniously designated the webisodes as "promotions" so that the writers wouldn't get compensated properly but so NBC could still sell adspace on-line and make a profit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6hqP0c0_gw

so take 10 minutes to learn and laugh (a daily show staple), or blissfully enjoy your ignorance, douches.

Whose being "greedy"? The poor production and post production people who are losing their jobs because of the writer's strike? Or the economy that's going to suffer?

I recommend all of you start using your heads for once, instead of taking the side of your favorite celebrity. I think it's fucking great that carson's going on the air, and as for the rest of you i suggest you get off your lazy asses and get your news from a source other than the superficial, perez hilton, or Dlisted.

Wait, people actually watch his show? Seriously?

He looks like a vampire getting ready to go postal in that picture. Somebody ought to give that fucker a stake in the heart for Christmas.

Unions are run by thugs who don't care about their members.

Besides being a taletnless asshole, Carson Daly is a SCAB.... anyone who crosses a picket line, union member or not, is a scab-- they are helping management defeat a union effort. Carson is shameless and brainless, and a piece of garbage for crossing a picket line. You either have morals or you don't.

And you obviously don't....

Think about everyone that's out of work because of this dumb strike. The writer's are not suffering...they make over 200G a year. Everyone's being greedy...including the writers.

Oh, look, Carson has blue eyes. How soft. He's like a delicate woman. Never attempted any thing resembling masculine. Never worked in his life. Sucked a couple of dicks (just for fun). Fucks women to get back at his own homosexuality. You know.

What a stupid boy! But it is so minor conparing to another saying that he join an service sugarmommymeet.com you know it is a rich women seeking sugar babies site and Rhys uploaded some of his nude pictures there.. you can guess what he is doing there..

I can't even believe that horrible excuse for a loser has writers. WTF?!

Sadly, I kind of respected him until now. Now he proves that he's just as much of a tool as everyone else thought he was... good job Carson, you manatee asshole bitch slut!

I hope lance gives you aids whore!

His show has the worst writers. It is painful to watch. Of course Carson Daly lacking any talent or charm doesn't help. How is this show still on air?

His show sucks ass.
How this bitch stays on TV is a complete mystery.

he's a tool and a SCAB!

the one thing my mother told me to never-ever do is cross a picket line.

carsons a tool, a scab, and his show fucking sucks.

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I don't like Carson, but GOOD for him for crossing the stupid picket line. Those lazy losers need to get back to work. They're already way overpaid--especially for what they do. If they don't want to work, I'll take their place. I'd like to see them try to work a REAL job.

Carson Daly is a woman

This post is absolutely ridiculous!!! Show me a compassionate human being who would choose to put 75 people out of work (and right before the holidays). I am sure if a viable alternative existed he would have gladly pursued it. I for one think he did the right thing, kudos Carson, you seem like a stand-up guy.

fuck he looks like a male denise richards!! lol

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