Nov 27 2007Bryan Singer flies into Superman’s wedding, like an A-hole

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Brandon Routh married his fiancée Courtney Ford at producer Jon Peter’s ranch over the weekend. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger created a “no-fly zone” over the area in honor of the occasion, but Superman Returns director Bryan Singer decided to be a dick about it, according to Page Six:

Bryan Singer pulled a "big Diana Ross diva move," another wedding guest giggled, by "insisting on flying in on a helicopter.”

I’m going to let Bryan Singer slide on this one because he made a Superman movie that I can relate to. I’m talking about Superman knocking up Lois Lane then fleeing the planet. It’s exactly like the story of my own life complete with a messianic theme and a John William’s score. I can’t wait to watch it with my kid someday. If I ever decide we should finally meet because I want to borrow some of his student loan money.

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Mombasa

I also have a helicopter and a private jet

Fish - be sure your kid starts the dryer before he sits down to that movie.

Oh, so he ISN'T gay. I was wondering about this one. Anyways, he's not very famous, whats with the big deal over the no fly zone just for him? Its not like he's Christopher Reeves or something. He's just some doof who's been in, what, one famous movie that was just a sequel that wasn't even very popular. Whatever!

5th!!

A helicopter? yeah. that has presence! I'm going to violate the no-fly zone with a buzzing little aircraft? I would've done it Tom Cruise style with a thunderous,sonic fly-by in a fighter jet! Beotches! (assuming I could "man" the cockpit)

that's what happens when you put too many self-centered celebrities in one place.

#7--They wax their chest hair? What is up with him flaunting his moley, little-boy chest? Ewee.

Bryan Singer acting like a jerk? You're kidding me. (insert eye rolling)

I don't think I've ever heard of any of these people ever

Seriously. She is laughing at his pre-pubescent chest in the second shot!?

W H O ????????? is this douchebag ??

Who are they?? They're fugly.

Did Singer at least hand out candy canes and shout "Ho"Ho"Ho"? Or air lift some free cars n' shit Oprah style? NOW that would be a wedding to remember!

I seriously have no idea who any of these people are. Never seen those two in the photo before, and I had no idea there was some kind of superman movie out. Who the hell is this bryan-douche?

I remember when the movie came out, there was all this buzz about how Routh had all these gay fans, so then in every interview he mentioned that he was engagged(yes, you read than correctly). It sure took her long enough to drag him down the aisle.

i think his wedding band weighs more than his wife.

I sure hope that between the wedding and the honeymoon he drove her to a breast augmentation surgeon.

I didn't realize that gay men STILL married women as a "beard". How strange.

ph7--You're neutral! I just got it. It takes me awhile sometimes! Hilarious!
Anyway--are you referring to him or her when you talk about breast augmentation? He could use some pecage (I just made that up--you can use it!)

Can we get this guy to fall of a horse too?

Jimbo--are you referring to the donkey show again?

Stop the presses...the two most average-looking people in the world got married this weekend. zzzz...

I don't know who these folks are, but he needs what britney got on his lips. Where the fuck is his upper one? Did she eat it?.

This post sucks. You should post pictures of AnnaLynne McCord. She is smoking hot... she plays Eden Lord on Nip/Tuck.

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@22 no, I was referring to the last Superman falling off his horse..

26--K. I didn't have the displeasure of viewing the most recent Superman. I have seen most of the Christopher Reeves ones though.

Man, even I can fall of a horse properly.... well, properly enough to only knock my noggin and see little reflectors for about 10 minutes. Gawd I love beer!..

Hi Jimbo!..

Two ugly chicks getting married ... oh wait, that's a guy??

And we care... why?? And what's the big deal with Brandon Routh's wedding. Superman Returns sucked ass & he hasn't done a thing since.

30---Are you sure he hasn' t sucked ass since Superman Returns?

@27 I just figured if he wanted to fly in like Superman, he could fall off his horse and break his neck like Superman. Way too much explanation for a cheap joke..

Hey Veggi how are you doing today??

cowgirl! ha! I'm sure he has! good one!

jimbo, I'm about to FINALLY go home! I didn't even get a beer for lunch :(

see ya'll!

dude, best write up ever.

"I’m going to let Bryan Singer slide on this one because he made a Superman movie that I can relate to. I’m talking about Superman knocking up Lois Lane then fleeing the planet."

classic!

Cowgirl-- that was great!!

Tong you #35, Tong you very much!

Right before he filmed Superman, he lived across from me. He and his sister would smoke pot and sit out on thier balcony singing and playing guitar BADLY all fucking night and sometimes they would put a cheap ass light out there and shine it RIGHT AT THE BEDROOM. Their balcony faced my bedroom, the movie suxed and I hate him for costing me valuable sleep. Even if it was 3+ years ago and I hate him even more now that he is even more of a Asshole. Who the F cares about his dumb wedding...

Oh wait did his wife get whacked in the head 50 times and never even bleed (ala Lois Lane) I mean Lois bounced around Lex's plane like a popcorn ball and not even a trickle of blood from her nose. What is she a star reporter and a Slayer....hell even slayers wince and bleed. Yet I digress, Fuck him, Fuck Singers Gay Boy Posse and Fuck this guys wedding to another Hollywood beard!!





You'd think Superman would be able to get a hotter chick.

PS. Also, the movie blew. Lois Lane looked like an ugly 12-year-old.

correction @ 38

An annorexic 12 year old !!

Happy Birthday Bruce Lee.

Oh the irony they don't allow fly overs for Superman. Better would have been a hundred kites that looked like blue capes.

For the reception, metal detectors for the Man of Steel.

I hope someone tells that girl that Kevin Spacey has been up her husband's bungholio.

They look like the most boring people this side of Posh Spice and David Beckham. I just feel asleep looking at them.

Superman was said to be found on a millionaire&celebs dating club MeetRich.com before. He has a personal account there with his handsome pictures, blog...In his friend circle, some other stars can be found there. One of girls there said that they often joked, even flirt with each other.

Who the fuck are these people, Fish? I'm clueless on this one, usually I have a glimmer of name recognition at least, but there's no reference for these names or faces...

I'm with you #45. WHO?

Are they making an adorable couple? though someone here mentioned he ever had an account in the rich men seeking fun club sugarcupid.com, I still think that they will be stay together at the end!

Are they making an adorable couple? though someone here mentioned he ever had an account in the rich men seeking fun club sugarcupid.com, I still think that they will be stay together at the end!

44 go fuck yourself you propoganda peddling asswipe

you too 48

really? Why does not he remove his personal account on a dating site http://herpesmates.com, what relationship he is seeking?

John Williams didn't do the score to Superman Returns, John Ottman did (although he still used John Williams' theme).

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it is reported she got std recently. My friends told me he saw her profile on a std dating site http://herpesmates.com, what luck! He received her wink last Sunday!

Hey # 49,

Your talking to a bot dude. 'Christina' is not a person, she is a computer program that scours the web for open comments on blog sites like this one, then puts in an advertisement for the web site the programmer was paid to promote.

That's why on most comment blog sites (except for this one) you have a verification dialog for inputing text that matches a graphic display of mildly warped alphanumeric characters. If do not use verification, you end up with entries like 'christina'.

If you notice, none of the entries from 'Christina' make much sense, but are close enough to fool computer dimwits like you!

Wow. Take your jokes from "Family Guy" much? Get your own material man.

WHO?

She's cute but he needs acting classes. If he starts doing superman sequels for a living she better keep him off horses.

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Hahahah you beat me to writing it. Ghey boys will appreciate that view though.

She is very nice reminds me of Amanda Bynes

Her ring SUCKS!!!

look at them... so close and happy that a lot of men and women from sugarmommymeet.com admire them and said if only they can make a family like them.

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