Nov 27 2007Bryan Singer flies into Superman’s wedding, like an A-hole
Brandon Routh married his fiancée Courtney Ford at producer Jon Peter’s ranch over the weekend. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger created a “no-fly zone” over the area in honor of the occasion, but Superman Returns director Bryan Singer decided to be a dick about it, according to Page Six:
Bryan Singer pulled a "big Diana Ross diva move," another wedding guest giggled, by "insisting on flying in on a helicopter.”
I’m going to let Bryan Singer slide on this one because he made a Superman movie that I can relate to. I’m talking about Superman knocking up Lois Lane then fleeing the planet. It’s exactly like the story of my own life complete with a messianic theme and a John William’s score. I can’t wait to watch it with my kid someday. If I ever decide we should finally meet because I want to borrow some of his student loan money.
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1. Bambi - November 27, 2007 4:32 PM
Mombasa
2. big - November 27, 2007 4:32 PM
I also have a helicopter and a private jet
3. woodhorse - November 27, 2007 4:32 PM
Fish - be sure your kid starts the dryer before he sits down to that movie.
4. RENEE... - November 27, 2007 4:32 PM
Oh, so he ISN'T gay. I was wondering about this one. Anyways, he's not very famous, whats with the big deal over the no fly zone just for him? Its not like he's Christopher Reeves or something. He's just some doof who's been in, what, one famous movie that was just a sequel that wasn't even very popular. Whatever!
5. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl - November 27, 2007 4:35 PM
5th!!
6. Cowgirl with crazy hair like the actress in Top Gun - November 27, 2007 4:39 PM
A helicopter? yeah. that has presence! I'm going to violate the no-fly zone with a buzzing little aircraft? I would've done it Tom Cruise style with a thunderous,sonic fly-by in a fighter jet! Beotches! (assuming I could "man" the cockpit)
7. Robin Claire - November 27, 2007 4:42 PM
that's what happens when you put too many self-centered celebrities in one place.
8. cowgirl - November 27, 2007 4:45 PM
#7--They wax their chest hair? What is up with him flaunting his moley, little-boy chest? Ewee.
9. harry - November 27, 2007 4:46 PM
Bryan Singer acting like a jerk? You're kidding me. (insert eye rolling)
10. who the f are these people - November 27, 2007 4:52 PM
I don't think I've ever heard of any of these people ever
11. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl - November 27, 2007 4:52 PM
Seriously. She is laughing at his pre-pubescent chest in the second shot!?
12. BIGsteamyONE - November 27, 2007 4:54 PM
W H O ????????? is this douchebag ??
13. Duh - November 27, 2007 4:58 PM
Who are they?? They're fugly.
14. cowgirl - November 27, 2007 5:02 PM
Did Singer at least hand out candy canes and shout "Ho"Ho"Ho"? Or air lift some free cars n' shit Oprah style? NOW that would be a wedding to remember!
15. Ruby Blye - November 27, 2007 5:05 PM
I seriously have no idea who any of these people are. Never seen those two in the photo before, and I had no idea there was some kind of superman movie out. Who the hell is this bryan-douche?
16. Missystar - November 27, 2007 5:08 PM
I remember when the movie came out, there was all this buzz about how Routh had all these gay fans, so then in every interview he mentioned that he was engagged(yes, you read than correctly). It sure took her long enough to drag him down the aisle.
17. em - November 27, 2007 5:13 PM
i think his wedding band weighs more than his wife.
18. ph7 - November 27, 2007 5:16 PM
I sure hope that between the wedding and the honeymoon he drove her to a breast augmentation surgeon.
19. mabbo - November 27, 2007 5:20 PM
I didn't realize that gay men STILL married women as a "beard". How strange.
20. Cowgirl - November 27, 2007 5:21 PM
ph7--You're neutral! I just got it. It takes me awhile sometimes! Hilarious!
Anyway--are you referring to him or her when you talk about breast augmentation? He could use some pecage (I just made that up--you can use it!)
21. Jimbo - November 27, 2007 5:21 PM
Can we get this guy to fall of a horse too?
22. Confused cowgirl - November 27, 2007 5:27 PM
Jimbo--are you referring to the donkey show again?
23. cowcat - November 27, 2007 5:29 PM
Stop the presses...the two most average-looking people in the world got married this weekend. zzzz...
24. veggi - November 27, 2007 5:31 PM
I don't know who these folks are, but he needs what britney got on his lips. Where the fuck is his upper one? Did she eat it?.
25. Captain_W - November 27, 2007 5:34 PM
This post sucks. You should post pictures of AnnaLynne McCord. She is smoking hot... she plays Eden Lord on Nip/Tuck.
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26. Jimbo - November 27, 2007 5:38 PM
@22 no, I was referring to the last Superman falling off his horse..
27. Cowgirl - November 27, 2007 5:41 PM
26--K. I didn't have the displeasure of viewing the most recent Superman. I have seen most of the Christopher Reeves ones though.
28. veggi - November 27, 2007 5:44 PM
Man, even I can fall of a horse properly.... well, properly enough to only knock my noggin and see little reflectors for about 10 minutes. Gawd I love beer!..
Hi Jimbo!..
29. O HAI - November 27, 2007 5:47 PM
Two ugly chicks getting married ... oh wait, that's a guy??
30. pissy skank - November 27, 2007 5:47 PM
And we care... why?? And what's the big deal with Brandon Routh's wedding. Superman Returns sucked ass & he hasn't done a thing since.
31. Cowgirl - November 27, 2007 5:51 PM
30---Are you sure he hasn' t sucked ass since Superman Returns?
32. Jimbo - November 27, 2007 5:52 PM
@27 I just figured if he wanted to fly in like Superman, he could fall off his horse and break his neck like Superman. Way too much explanation for a cheap joke..
Hey Veggi how are you doing today??
33. veggi - November 27, 2007 5:55 PM
cowgirl! ha! I'm sure he has! good one!
jimbo, I'm about to FINALLY go home! I didn't even get a beer for lunch :(
see ya'll!
34. fenix - November 27, 2007 6:08 PM
dude, best write up ever.
"I’m going to let Bryan Singer slide on this one because he made a Superman movie that I can relate to. I’m talking about Superman knocking up Lois Lane then fleeing the planet."
classic!
35. pissy skank - November 27, 2007 6:09 PM
Cowgirl-- that was great!!
36. cowgirl - November 27, 2007 6:27 PM
Tong you #35, Tong you very much!
37. redsonja1313 - November 27, 2007 6:53 PM
Right before he filmed Superman, he lived across from me. He and his sister would smoke pot and sit out on thier balcony singing and playing guitar BADLY all fucking night and sometimes they would put a cheap ass light out there and shine it RIGHT AT THE BEDROOM. Their balcony faced my bedroom, the movie suxed and I hate him for costing me valuable sleep. Even if it was 3+ years ago and I hate him even more now that he is even more of a Asshole. Who the F cares about his dumb wedding...
Oh wait did his wife get whacked in the head 50 times and never even bleed (ala Lois Lane) I mean Lois bounced around Lex's plane like a popcorn ball and not even a trickle of blood from her nose. What is she a star reporter and a Slayer....hell even slayers wince and bleed. Yet I digress, Fuck him, Fuck Singers Gay Boy Posse and Fuck this guys wedding to another Hollywood beard!!
38. Superfly - November 27, 2007 7:00 PM
You'd think Superman would be able to get a hotter chick.
PS. Also, the movie blew. Lois Lane looked like an ugly 12-year-old.
39. redsonja1313 - November 27, 2007 7:12 PM
correction @ 38
An annorexic 12 year old !!
40. woodhorse - November 27, 2007 7:57 PM
Happy Birthday Bruce Lee.
41. woodhorse - November 27, 2007 8:00 PM
Oh the irony they don't allow fly overs for Superman. Better would have been a hundred kites that looked like blue capes.
For the reception, metal detectors for the Man of Steel.
42. Miguelito - November 27, 2007 8:17 PM
I hope someone tells that girl that Kevin Spacey has been up her husband's bungholio.
43. zuzupetals - November 27, 2007 9:42 PM
They look like the most boring people this side of Posh Spice and David Beckham. I just feel asleep looking at them.
44. funnie - November 27, 2007 10:06 PM
Superman was said to be found on a millionaire&celebs dating club MeetRich.com before. He has a personal account there with his handsome pictures, blog...In his friend circle, some other stars can be found there. One of girls there said that they often joked, even flirt with each other.
45. Ript1&0 - November 27, 2007 10:32 PM
Who the fuck are these people, Fish? I'm clueless on this one, usually I have a glimmer of name recognition at least, but there's no reference for these names or faces...
46. Giggles - November 27, 2007 10:42 PM
I'm with you #45. WHO?
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49. Blondamnation - November 28, 2007 2:40 AM
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50. Blondamnation - November 28, 2007 2:41 AM
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52. Laurel - November 28, 2007 3:03 AM
John Williams didn't do the score to Superman Returns, John Ottman did (although he still used John Williams' theme).
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56. Ashley - November 28, 2007 10:43 AM
Wow. Take your jokes from "Family Guy" much? Get your own material man.
57. lala - November 28, 2007 11:15 AM
WHO?
58. blizzy - November 28, 2007 3:54 PM
She's cute but he needs acting classes. If he starts doing superman sequels for a living she better keep him off horses.
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