Nov 5 2007Britney Spears was born to have collagen lips

Shoping for a lamp you say? How interesting...

Just when I thought she couldn't be anymore white trash.

ugg...

Come on Britney, pull yourself together

Holy Hell in a handbasket!

That woman looks like she's 45. What a fucking hag. What a sorry, pathetic, delusional mess. There's nothing for her now. Nothing. She looks like the type of girl that gives blowjobs in the backs of bars for another bag of crack. I'm not even kidding. Her family better pray for her.

How did her fucking skin get so gross at her age? My senior citizen mom has nicer skin. It takes some hard work to look that gross while still in your twenties.

Here we go again with all the cut downs. Fact is, she's better looking than almost all of the chicks who sit there fat asses down and write comments here.

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Ding DANG. She looks like a 45-year-old HOMELESS COKE WHORE. Those poor brown-toothed kids. Can't wait till that monitor woman reports on her sorry ass this week!
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Yeah those lips are ready to wrap around my hog, crack pipe, Paris's tuna boat, a bong, tome cruise (oh never mind he's gay and would rather smoke hog), etc etc... All that is left is for her to do a spread in Playboy or Mad Magazine..

Jimbo, if you are the real Jimbo, I can't imagine how gross the girls are that you must look at every day if you think this looks good. My old mom didn't get those nice neck wrinkles until she was quite old. So yah, even my mamo looks better than this skanky mess.

Jimbo, if you are the real Jimbo, I can't imagine how gross the girls are that you must look at every day if you think this looks good. My old mom didn't get those nice neck wrinkles until she was quite old. So yah, even my mamo looks better than this skanky mess.

I hate this woman more than anything, but I don't even think the lips look that bad. I think the problem is just that she is hideously ugly. And why does she have ears like a 75 year old man?

I can just imagine Britney, staring at her reflection split into a thousand tiny shards on that chandelier: "Crystals... Crystals... Crystals."

"Can I help you, Ma'am?"

"Back off, bitch! I'm a raven... You're a stork, here's my beak!" And then she tries to bite everyone.

Like any of you would be saying that if she was standing in front of you holding an umbrella. Superfish would be saying, "Hey Britney, I'm a bitch. Want some Cheetos?"

OMG! This video of this male Britney look alike is too HOT!

I love it. Check it out.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WJEwCUoUBkM

OMG! This video of this male Britney look alike is too HOT!

I love it. Check it out.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WJEwCUoUBkM

she makes me very soft and icky. her zipper can't even stay up.

If you look at pic #4 and #5 her zipper is going down as her peekachoo is trying to escape to make another showing for the public to say hi !!

Holy Moly. She looks beyond awful. The drugs are not being kind to her at all. Has she looked at herself in a mirror lately? Wow.......

Still waiting on the boot comments. C'mon I know they are out there.

if there is a hell other than this, she'll be there. there will be millions of her and millions of hayden paneitierres and millions of oprahs, travoltas, andy dicks, scurrying, scampering, slithering all over each other, like the whores in Canto XVIII, scratching each other's sores in a pool of feces. it'll be awesome.

That isn't the real Jimbo. The holy trollers are ridin lots today

"Troubled pop star Britney Spears' new album is expected to reach the top slot despite a lack of publicity.

Her record label Jive Records was not able to get Spears to publicize the album because of her erratic behavior. But the album is expected to head to the top slot and there doesn't seem to be anyone else on the horizon who could compete with her.

Jessica Lekemann of Billboard.com said: "We're looking positively at a Britney No 1. At this point, we're talking about first day sales, and based on her first-day sales, it has sold 124,000... The next nearest person behind that is Carrie Underwood and that was 49,000."

effin nasty

That dumpy hag makes 734K a month... and gives $500 of it a month to charity. And look what all that money has gotten her. Nice fuckin' life..

Disgusting.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

X__X

Disturbing ugly woman. Not even average, she is way way below average.

And just as ugly on the inside as well. Someone shoot it and put it out of its misery.

At one time she was really hot. Now she is just warm. I like warm ,warm big lips

WTC??!!!?? People are actually buying her album???

No, she gave a shitload of money to her publicist to go out to stores and purchase them. She's got a huge closet fulla her cds at home I bet.

she has a mustache.

Forget the lips...what a fuckin bloated fat head.

Jesus, she used to be so pretty, with those big eyes. Now she just looks like a moon pie. (distractedly) Oh, but the NYC skyline looks really nice now.

Isn't that Porky Pig?

Dammit, Brit-Brit, pull your ass out of the dumpster. Get a fucking facial, lay off the processed foods, drink some water, exercise and quit snorting shit. Does she not see pics of herself? Jesus Christ.

I'm not surprised her album is selling well. Most of the reviews from professional music sources have been pretty good. It's not really pop music anyway, it's more like dance/electronic, which is all about heavy production and breathy raunchy "lyrics." God help us, there are lots of dedicated clubbers and they listen to this stuff all the time. I guess to enhance the buzz. Or maybe to mellow out the harshness of life as a tard.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!

She needs to lose at least 50 lbs, what a fat cow she's turned into.

It is amazing to me how this is the same person that was wanking material just a few years ago.

jeez no one was this cruel when lindsay lohan plumped her lips...like every month...for the last 3 years.

Her face looks like shit, but her body is looking thinner again. I don't understand how she eats what she eats and drinks what she drinks and stays thin. Sure, she isn't as skinny as when she was 19, but she has definitely lost more weight. Wonder what she is doing? Does she secretly starve herself, or exercise late at night? Hmmmm. Anyway, yes her album is doing much better than her personal life.

There is nothing wrong with having big lips; it's just not meant for everyone. Same thing as a big butt, if Paris had a booty, her body would look weird. But on J.Lo(when she had booty), it lookes good because she's curvy and thicker.

@ 37... no shit. What a mess. Everyone on here knows they wouldn't give her a second look if she was just a random girl on the street. How fucking average... Ugh, gross.

@ 37... no shit. What a mess. Everyone on here knows they wouldn't give her a second look if she was just a random girl on the street. Not even average now...

I love a fat jiggly pimply ass. So sue me.

How can we be sure that's Britney?

Nails chewed to the quick, Bad skin, cheap clothes, giant purse, those BOOTS.

Ok, its her..... without the Frappucino and the Yorkie I wasn't sure.

SHE IS FAT

SHE NEEDS TO BURN THOSE BOOTS

SHE NEEDS TO SHOP FOR LAMPS ON THE OTHER 6 DAYS A WEEK SHE DOES NOT HAVE HER KIDS

SHE IS FAT......AND HAS METH-ACNE

BUT THOSE CHANNEL SUNGLASSES OR FABULOUS!!!

THAT BITCH IS NASTY

There may be some awful cows among the women who post here. But I truly doubt that most are worse than Britney, Jimbo. She looks absolutely horrendous! The kind of girl I would've hooked up with in college after 10 too many and crawled home in shame the next day. It's literally ASTOUNDING to me how far she's fallen and how she could look like this when she was so pretty just a few years ago.

Wow. Jabba the Hut ate Britney Spears, except he looks like her now!!! I mean, you see all of those chins? Do not tell me she is fit and healthy. Those photos do not lie. She is fat, out of shape, and her once healthy glow is so gone. I mean, she looks horrible. She will be the Elizabeth Taylor of our generation. Once hot, but drank too much, got fat and stupid, and then hungs out with weird dudes who like little boys and monkeys.

Look closely at the head-on shots (I dare ya...). She's so fat her zipper opened up halfway. I expect to see that at the mall or near a KFC, but still...jesus.

In fairness to Liz, she broke her back multiple times and got hooked on painkillers. She's always been a mess medically, for legitimate problems. But decades of painkillers will turn anybody into a spaced-out blimp. Britney's got no excuse - she's only had a KFed removed.

#49: Ever read Lovecraft? I half expected some Color Out Of Space to be poking out of that wormhole.

channel sunglasses... nice one.

anyone watch nip/tuck? she's got her lady cha cha on her face!!!

gal looks like she's in her 40's......aging fast....gaaaaaaawwwwdd.....who the heck is telling her she looks good....she's beyond hidious....

Maybe the paparazi should leave her alone when she is with her children....they are a danger to them cos this fat slut can't navigate with them swarming her...I mean what is the allure anymore...she is trailer trash....leaving her alone when she should be with the children may force her to be a good mother.....

All I can really say is damn Brit you gotta get off the drugs. You look like a train wreck that has been on a binge for way to long!

#50.
In fairness to Britney, she broke her diet multiple times and got hooked on chalupas. Decades of chalupas will turn anybody into a blimp. Her excuse is she hurt her back carrying all her extra weight.

in the first pic she looks almost slim and kinda young. resembling, like, HER OWN AGE?
the other pics well, jeez, no comments..
gosh
what meth can do

Is there really anything else to say about this dumb bitch...I mean really, at this point there is no joy in making fun of her anymore. She needs to admit that her fat ass is a 32 now and go up a size in her jeans so she can zip her damn zipper up all the way. And when is she gonna get on that Proactive spokesperson bandwagon already...her whiteheads make me wanna puke.

She really needs to hire a stylist. This is beyond pathetic.

(VIOLENTLY BARFS)

She needs to STEP AWAY FROM THE FATUCCINOS!

She needs to STEP AWAY FROM THE FATUCCINOS!

Wow, just when you thought she couldn't get more nasty. She looks like she has some really contagious disease.

Britney is AWESOME! Not kidding....I think she's adorable. At least she has the gonads to go out without make-up....unlike those Divas that no one really cares about.....like Mariah, posing to the point to where she can't breathe on some Queen's Yacht. And guess what....she is YOUNG and doesn't have stretch marks after having two kids back 2 back. She'll be back w/a vengeance - NO DOUBT. And I hope that JT dumps that BORE (yawn!), Jessica Biel for her.....and they both live happily ever after (no, not joking).

Wow. Britney ages faster day by day than some people age in years.

I can't believe this is the same girl America slobered over in 2000. I see better white-trash booty on Jerry Springer.

Yeah this is definitely not her finest moment here. I do admire the fact that she's able to go out without make up though like #63 said. I think that takes some serious guts in hollywood. www.fanbolt.com has some more of these up as well.

Those aren't DSL, more like Dail-Up Lips.

/it's gold Jerry, gold!

Wow....

I wont comment on the stuff she usually gets slammed for - whether or not shes overweight, the bad weave, her poor taste in clothes... it doesnt help her image, but heck, its her life. Won't even comment on the collagen - if she likes how she looks with it, cool.

But it just becomes really sad when you are THAT young/rich/famous and yet you have skin just as bad as that of a run of the mill meth addict living in a trailer in west virgina. Thats not acne, or just a lack of makeup. That's a symptom of something REALLY serious going on. Last time we saw that in paparazzo land, it was on LiLo's face on her mug shot from the last arrest, and while i'm not a lindsay fan, at least she ADMITTED she had serious drug issues.

can this girl get any frumpier? what is up?

Britt-Britt...leave the meth alone...and you are are a meth addict..such a waste of talent..where did you go wrong? and why?????????

Good Gawd. She's horrific! Someone posted that she probably looks better than most of the women commenting here? Right. I highly doubt that! Britney looks like something I scraped off the bottom of my shoe. No wait, the stuff on my shoe was even more attactive than this trailer trash mess.

the least she could do is zip her pants all the way up.

the least she could do is zip her pants all the way up.

Gross...

Britney looks awful in these latest photos. She looks so pimply and bloated. She also looks like she stinks.

Britney has all the time in the world too shop for a fucking chandelier. Why the hell did she choose to do this during the visitation with her kids? Selfish bitch.

She is so disgusting! Get a fucking life!!!

Is her zipper down?

Three words...

Hot. Shitty. Mess.

I'll hold an umbrella for you, Fish.

Is it just me, or is she starting to resemble Fat Elvis?

i'm just glad she's wearing pants for once.

That cow is headed for a donkey punch. Moo....barf! Mooo.... barf!!! Oink Oink Oink. SMACK.

hahahah #39 you must be an obese cow yourself if you think Britney is thin. Where the hell do you see thin? Look at that triple chin, pumpkin head, thunder thighs, tree trunks for arms and tell me that shit is thin. You're reality is distorted big girl, in real world Britney is fat, but compared to you she might be thin.

Ughhhh my eyessss someone shoot that thing. It looks like it's carrying a contagious disease. Do it for the sake of human race!

Ew, what's that growing out of her ear in the fifth pic?

This is what tanning does to your skin.

fucking disgusting mess. get her out of here.

WASH YOUR HAIR BRITNEY!

Isn't the real issue here that she went chandelier shopping while she left her kids in her car? She really didn't have any other time during the 5 days/week she doesn't have her kids to go shopping?

the broad is really chunkin' up -- and the barn door's open AGAIN.

the "paps" only follow this no-talent around because they're waiting to snap pics of her have that long-awaited nervous breakdown (which i personally think has already started).

let's face it folks, she's no billiant musician.

it's just gonna get uglier and uglier until she gets the mental help she desperately needs. she's a trainwreck, and the world knows it.

Oh please. Britney's collagen lips are the LEAST of her problems.
I'd say first in line is the fat, zitty bloated face. I think a big lampshade would cover it nicely. Well done, Brit, well done!

I'll just bet Karl Lagerfeld has his pink panties in a bunch about that fat piece of shit waddling around sporting his sunglasses. And by the way, it's spelled Chanel, not Channel. Just sayin.

Are you sure that's not Stevie Wonder?

I'M NOT A FAN OF BRITNEY, BUT TO THOSE WHO CALLS HER NAME AND CALL HER WHITE TRASH LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, SHUT THE FU%^&^ UP. SHE IS NO NORMAL MOTHER SHE HAS PAPERRAZZI TAKING PICTURE OF HER EVEN WHEN SHE IS SHITTING, THESE PEOPLE TAKE THE UGLIEST PIC AND PUT IT ONLINE BECAUSE GUESS WHAT THEY WANT TO MAKE A HUMAN BEING LIFE HARDER, DO YOU PEOPLE SOMETIMES DONT HATE YOURSELF, ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKI!@#$%^ PERFECT, WHO THE HECK WANTS TO BE FAMOUSE EH...IMAGINE WHEN YOU FAMOUSE A GROUP OF PEOPLE PRATICALLY HARRASS YOU, YEAH SO SHE DONE MISTAKES SO SHE FREAKING LEFT HER KIDS IN HER CAR FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR SUPERVISE, I DONE IT BEFORE, SO WHAT!! ITS NOT CAUSE I DONT LOVE THEM, ITS BECAUSE I WAS IN A RUSH AND IN HER SITUATION SHE HAD 40 PEOPLE ON TOP OF HER, SO PEEPS FUCK OF LEAVE HER ALONE, YOU KNOW NO PAIN CUZ IT SEEMS TO ME YA HAVE NO FREAKING LIFE.

skankdom has been redefined.

Jabba the Hut in pink.

her zipper is half down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a treat?

her zipper is half down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a treat?

HAHAHAHAH omg. Bwibney Bibch

Photos in OK magazine last week showed her with her fly down, but they didn't even mention it in the article. What the hell?

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o247/kstorrer/brit-1.jpg

at least the less of her looks less fat in comparison.

(but not really, cause she looks damn fat there)

at least the rest of her looks less fat in comparison.

(but not really, cause she looks damn fat there)

Hey, I love the chewed up nails look....its so feminine...."GET YOUR F*CKEN NAILS MANICURED ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS SICK

#93? You are so right! God, I mean, you are so right. When you're right, you're right; and in this case, you're right! Everyone! Read what #93 has written and make it law. She's right. So what if you leave your kids unattended in a car for half-an hour. They're only kids. Can't take them any place with you. I mean, what's the worst that could happen, honestly? No! Look, I don't think that a child could hurt themselves in a car. It's only a car. Cars are like living rooms.

Oh, yeah. Check Britney out! Jesus, what a mess. I can not wait (!) for the inevitable (all the surgery). You know it's coming. I want Britney to transform herself in to a monster. I want Britney to make surgery herself so hideous that her children are the ones to refuse her custody! Yes.

shes getting fatter. gross

Pic #5 + 6 = http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/1024/walrus-portrait.jpg

#39- mabbo?

You must have more chins than a chinese dictionary.

Yikes, oh my god. She's actually super ugly! I knew she wasn't looking her best, but I would have said she was just kind of blah, mediocre. Here she actually does look about 45, I had a housekeeper who looked like her when I was younger, really ugly and fat looking. Good god! And that one idiot who said, "She's still better looking than..." where the heck do you live buddy?! If I walk down the street (I'm in Los Angeles) it's RARE to see a girl that ugly! She's bottom 25% material nationwide, and in my city that's bottom 10%. Ugg, ugly.

Holy ass! Are cheetos laced with crack nowadays?

As your official Linda Crostic, It is my duty to say that Brito looks like trasho! What's up with that weavo? She should cut it off and perm her hairo. I bet her butt is real stinko. I bet if I were to sniff it I would Dieo. How does the person waxing her crotcho stand the bad fumos? Her clothes must come from the trasho because they look like rags...rags covered with poop stains. She rips farts as she walks aroundo! Her breath is almost as deadly as her bootyhole. This is Linda Crostic reporting Thanks for thinking I am the best ever You can't keep a good hag down!

I think it's just absurd that she has a thick/somewhat overweight body, but she has the face of a WHALE. I used to defend her body here and I still would, but there is no excuse for her face. I just can't figure out how it is possible to gain that much weight on your head.

she looks like an ugly smelly pig.
how old is she by the way? like 60? so that single "fuck me baby one more time" was recorded like...40 years ago, am i right?? no?? oh well, i don't care

Gotta agree with @39. Jeez she used to be hot. And now... a train wreck about to happen.

oh sweet fucking jesus... my eyes! my eeeeeyyyessssssssssssss! damn you britney spears! i'm blind...

i'm gonna throw up.
don't post pics like that w/o a warning. jeez!

The pimples and sausage-arms are a classy touch.

she never fails to scare me and my friends off!

For a second there I thought those were Pam Anderson's lips......she must be putting the lipo from her stomach on her lips!!!!

"It’s Bwibney, Bwibch!" - line of the year! I'll be laughing about that all day.

@Tess:

Fat-headedness can be caused from eating a lot of starches, like potatoes.

WOW...SHE LOOKS LIKE A JUNKIE

WWW.HOTCELEBS.COM

I finally figured out what's wrong with the Britster.... She has leprosy!! That why she's wearing the boots all the time... Yeah, her feet are gone! And, her brain went first. Dang thing just fell right out. That explains all the yuck all over her face. I mean, just... well... Dang! Look at it! No, I'm not touching it! You touch it! OH no, I'm NOT touching it! What? Double dare?! No way! No, I'm not chicken! You touch it, you're so brave. Ewww, that's gross... It feels like what? Oh, man that's sick... Tell me you were kidding. It does NOT feel like rice pudding... OK, that's it, I'm outta here...

Hasn't she struggled with bulimia? That would account for the puffy face. It seems so out of proportion with the rest of her body...

700k/month and she can't afford a bar of soap and some shampoo? Go to Costco honey, you can get lots of it, cheap.

Britt, your looks on the first big picture is a look if your're in trouble?
Is your TURD of SHIT to big for your ass. When I was a kid, I had those troubles myself too!!

leave her alone...................even if she want to be better ..she cant cause of you

soooooooooooooo leave her aloneeeeeeeee

you can't blame it on the kids.
she was skinnier than this when she divorved k-fed ( RIGHT AFTER her 2nd kid )
her body isn't that fat though, shes thick. her face is bloated and she doesn't pose well.
she isn't ugly at all she just needs a facial, a shower, and a little foundation.
she doesn't look like a whore to me.
she looks like a girl who used to be a gymnast and gained about 15-20 pounds too much, likes to bum and dress funny and not wash her hair.

if you look at pics of her for events from 2000 to late 2002 the difference is VERY big. she was drop dead gorgeous at that time IMO.

She has a really thick neck..

You seriously make me laugh so hard. You're mean, but very very funny.

Bwibney....hee hee.

and i like it.

I don't think that's collagen,...I think her lips just got fatter.

Of course if you fall asleep with a twinkie in your mouth a few times,..that will happen.

And thanks for the Pikachu comment,....I will never be able to look at pokemon the same way. (can't even imagine that discussion in the bedroom) "soooo...can I rub your pikachu?"

heheheheYou'reGood!#116Slappy White -
'The pimples and sausage-arms are a classy touch.'

#120Franklin- holy crap i had no idea

When (not "if") she ODs, you'll all hang your shit-slinging heads in sorrow and pray.

Alas, it will be too late for that.

i DONT think she is ugly.
there is a difference between ugly and sloppy and thick.
she is just sloppy and thick.
sara jessica parker is ugly not sloppy and thick
britney is sloppy and thick not ugly

her face is actually VERY pretty with less fat and zits on it

Look out! It's the Creature From the Black Lagoon.

for God sakes Brit!
Go buy a farm
You can
pork out
pig out
whatever you like
save the public from seeing your PiggyassFace

..& Mom mentions in her book
Brit grew up sucking on Lead toys'

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FUCKIN' 'EH...I'M GONNA HURL!!!!

Good fuckin' god, I would pork that with all your dicks!!

Now I know that fuckin' broad has no consideration or empathy otherwise she's be sensitive to the world's revulsion of her and she'd hide out behind closed doors for the rest of her life.

Damn the Britney bitch!

Damn people, didn't your parents teach you not to speak ill of the dead. What's that? She's alive? Funny, looks like a bloated rotting corpse to me. But as long as your sure, have at it.

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Sorry guys, I meant "I...WOULDN'T...fuck that with your dicks".

Just...the pix made me lose my senses for a moment and that came out wrong.

Damn that country-ghetto ho is butt-fuckin' ugly!!

As common as dirt.

She looks like the character played by Charlize Theron in MONSTER.

Apparently, it was not from collagen. Rumor is, David Copped-A-Feel lured her to the Bahamas where Brit sucked his "abracadabra" so long that her lips swelled. Then she rolled around in chalupa grease and hurried home without taking a shower. She wanted to preserve the smell of the chalupa on her face so it would last with her longer. That Brit. What a girl.

Brit , hon.. the dark hair makes you look thinner
{ remember the rules lighter colors make you look fat}

Jesus tooty Christ she looks like she's (a really bad) 40 years old and what is she, 25?!?!.

However, I disagree that sow is on meth, her teeth would be rotting out of her head, she would have meth mites instead of just zits and she'd be all dirty (fingernails etc.) I know all this cause the city I live in has tons of disgusting meth heads so I can spot one from 30 feet. For instance, I think Amy Whorehouse (hahah that was a good one!) is headed down the meth path, judging by her dirty ass fingernails and obvious brain damage.

Jesus tooty Christ she looks like she's (a really bad) 40 years old and what is she, 25?!?!.

However, I disagree that sow is on meth, her teeth would be rotting out of her head, she would have meth mites instead of just zits and she'd be all dirty (fingernails etc.) I know all this cause the city I live in has tons of disgusting meth heads so I can spot one from 30 feet. For instance, I think Amy Whorehouse (hahah that was a good one!) is headed down the meth path, judging by her dirty ass fingernails and obvious brain damage.

All this time I thought that chalupas were lollipops or something (we don't have them here in Finland you see) and I've been wondering about Britney rolling around on them and it seemed really weird to me. But now that I've checked out what they really are it seems even weirder and really nasty --> probably something she'd really do.

Think, this woman used to be a sex symbol. Now she looks like fucking Anna Nicole Smith. Right now. In her casket. Actually, deciding between having sex with Anna Nicole Smith's corpse and Britney Spears is like deciding whether to drink Pepsi or Coke. You know both are bad for you, but when there's nothing else to drink, whatever.

Gee who knew a dozen Fraps a day would make you fat and give you the complexion of a heroin addict.

One day a messiah made of bacon will take Britney towards the light...

All i can say is holy shit, what happened? i knew she was ugly but damn man.

#94- your kids should definitely be taken away. You are simply too stupid to have any. Leave your address so I can report you.

#94 she's a fucking millionaire, she could hire a team of oriental midgets to purchase every fucking lamp in the country and bring them to her personally. But no she has to go lamp shopping because she needs the attention of the paps to feel like she still matters. fuck your stupid.

http://x17video.com/celebrity_video/britney_spears/britney_shops_for_chandeliers.php
this is the video taken when those pictures were taken.

clearly she is not obese, but not skinny
she makes funny faces that make her neck look fatter, and photogs can take bad pics.
i don't think she is ugly either, just lazy with her appearance.
on a clear skin day her face can be quite pretty i think.

#154, that is true. I've said this before aswell but thesuperficial.com does show the worst pictures taken of her. Still I think her face is really a lot bigger than it was before. I think she should train her arms and abs and she would look a lot better.

i REALLY HAVE seen her in person and she looks thinner in person than in bad pics that the paps take. shes kinda pretty but dresses crazy and doesn't try as hard a a regular person would to look decent.

add .php http://x17video.com/celebrity_video/britney_spears/britney_shops_for_chandeliers
if you care to see

Damn..this bitch is faaaat.......

Britney:: I am giting that fancy ligting for my house so I can see my moonshine party with brandine and cletus and the rest of the kinfolk... Cashier::Trainwreck

SHE NEVER CHANGES HER JEANS!

meh not really 158, i just watched the video

Thanks Shallow Val... I am 45 (and I don't look that bad!)....
I can't wait until the attention in the media is turned to someone more interesting than Britney Spears' life!

Keep it coommin' luv, keeep it cooommmin' luv...don't stop n'go don't stop it now.
KC & the Sunshine Band are with ya.

#154 "on a clear skin day her face can be quite pretty i think."

Unfortunately the paparazzi are not gonna restrict their photos to three days out of the year.

I LOVE NIP/TUCK!!!!

......make me beautiful!

Did anyone happen to notice that it looks like she couldn't zip her jeans all the way? Just a little observation...

#161 said they know Brit isn't fat because they just watched the video.

Apparently #161 wasn't here last week for the Photoshopped pics of Brit showing that they can magically remove pounds of fat, layers of acne, and additional limbs if necessary.

And they just captured Bat Boy, because I saw the pictures!!!

i don't think you can photoshop clear video footage

i don't think you can photoshop clear video footage

i don't think you can photoshop clear video footage

I'll tell you what, that's a horrible picture. But I'm sick of reading comments like, "Oh all you commenters are fat and ugly, no one as hot as Britney posts on here" bla bla bla.
Bullshit. That chick might clean up nice (every once in a while) but she's not hot. And this is coming from a woman in her mid-thirties, 5'7", 125 lb, with WAY nicer skin than her, and REAL HAIR, and yes ladies and gentlemen, two children. I've never left the house commando with a dress on, never EVER put my children in the car without car seats until they were big enough, and never driven without a valid license. So there.

Oh, and I've never attacked anyone with an umbrella.
Let Britney deal with the consequences of her actions for once, and climb out of her ass.

Goddamn, wash that greasy face.

@143. She DOES look like a homicidal fatso lesbian.

Man, I was so grossed out over the facial pimples, I didn't even notice SHE'S WEARING THOSE GODDAMNED BOOTS AGAIN. JESUS CHRIST.

I have a question. How could she be on meth and be so fat and oily?

I think it's pills of some kind, and pig-out sessions of greasy food, alcohol after binges on stuff like ecstasy whatever maybe cocaine. Remember Chris Farley, you can be fat and coked up. I think she's binging on pills/booze, then binging on food for the hangover. Plus all the lattes. Maybe she's lactose-intolerant and is so full of gas and milk-based oils and fats? Maybe she needs a nutritionist and a week in a Turkish prison: a good starving and beat down never hurt no body.

You would think since she is wearing a wig her hair wouldn't look like crap.

AAAARGH!! THOSE FUCKING BOOTS!

Any one else notice that her jeans cant even zip up all the way. He jeans are so tight that it looks like that button on the top is gonna pop!

HAHA! Jeans that used to fit her wont even zip any more!!!

Aaaaaand......then when she DOES get all stick thin again you will all rant about how sickly thin she is. She can't win.

God have mercy these are nasty looking pictures. Also, looks like she gained 40 pounds in a couple of weeks. Her calves look bigger around than my head. Have the paps been airbrushing her pics?

177. they haven't been making much fun of Jessica Simpson or Gwen Stefani.

how does she even look at herself in the mirror every morning?? 3 years ago she was hot as hell...

britney spears looks like shit and sings like shit. yes her album is doing great but that is because people buy so much into a name. everyone supposedly hates techno, well tell me that all of her songs dont sound the same all of them sound like techno and they all let us know just how much better she thinks she is than the rest of the world. she has no depth to her music. music is supposed to have meaning and hers has none.

all of her songs are made by computer so her cd is pretty much a robot and if you think its wonderful then you yourself are a robot created from what pop culture wants you to like and you have no control over what you want or like so without the media you have no active brain :)

When I saw the word "Bwibney" I started to wet myself. I almost couldn't stop. I had to run to the bathroom, but I made it. I'm okay, for now.

I am having serious Britney withdrawal here. Just hopin' she's jonesin' for Starschmucks tomorrrow morning. Remember, don't bathe or wash your hair before you leave. Car keys, cellphone and Frap all in one hand preferably. Don't forget to spill it right down the front of your clothes, And Brit, don't forget the boots.

That was hilarious, Fish!

#180-Amen!

You can see in some of these pics she's even so lazy that her fly is only half up!

This has got to be the worst set of pictures that I have ever seen of Britney Spears. Poor girl...

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i don't know if anyone already noticed that, but this girl jeans are unziped.

She definitely looks like she is on methamphatimines! Somethiing is def. wrong with her and it's affecting her looks as well as her parenting skills and everything else. Whatever she's on, it's tearing her a** up. And she turned 26 last night. If she doesn't slow down, she's going to look 40 when she's 30.

Ok so brits at this partey with a friend, Her friend told a boy (Ok I'll go home with you) and right when she said that her fucken fat ugly friend Britney freaken Spears crawls out of a crack in the wall and said (EEEKEYWEEKY NO GO HOME!! WE CAME TOGEDA WERE LEAVING TOGEDA HAHOHO!!!!) the guy said (Who the hell are you?!) (I AM JAVA THE HUT!!!! I EAT YOU!!!)

Some body told me she fuckt a guy at this party and when he woke up next to her..... he jumped of a cliff the next day.