Nov 29 2007Britney Spears shoplifts at a porn shop

Vile Weed! Frist!

U SUK!

Second!

Don't get your panties in a bunch!

She is such a dumb wh0re.

It sounds funny!! That's really a cute underpantie. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.

Duh! Paris got her crotch flashed recently, so now it is Britney's turn. Look for Lohan's bare cootch soon. They should start paying for billboard advertising: Coming soon Paris's Purty Pantiless Pussy! Don't miss it! or Britney's Bare Beaver! or Lohan's naked labia!

She was flipping them off with her c-section scar.

Just to say it loud and clear: ADIOS britt. Don't argue, you've had your change. The world of ENTERTAINERS is a tough one. It is required that you are a physical but mostly a Mental strong person who can handle all kinds of problems and find solutions.
We come again to the conclusion: YOU ARE NOT!!
Twenty years of age is a perfect one to start.
THE LOOKS ARE ALREADY THERE and America love looks. The door has opened for samantha Jade!!

She really needs a good spanking....

and the verdict as with every other new story in the britney spears saga....shes out of her mind. its not going to change guys. its actually kind of boring now.

At least this means that she was wearing panties to begin with.

Baby steps Britney...baby steps...

Also, she's fat. Not like Hayden, who's ... ummm ... short-limbed or something, or Jennifer Love Hewitt, who's ... umm ... normal and healthy and looks like a normal healthy woman or something. No, Britney's fat. It doesn't matter that she weighs less than JLH and lacks Hayden's east german shoulders and arms. She's still fat.

Skank.

This story is pure fabrication. Britney wearing panties? C'mon! Don't insult my intelligence.

wow this bitch really has flipped her wig. heh heh.

When is she going to be arrested for exposing herself?

I highly doubt this is true. The paparazzi follow her EVERYWHERE. If this actually happened, the internet would be littered with pics of the event. Just like the pregnancy story was a bunch of crap, I think this one is too.

I smelled it all the way to Texas.......

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those are some ugly fucking underwear. But that's par for the course for Britney. She has NO fashion sense.

Since when is 26 years old 'Barely Legal'?

#21--Since she can't drive with her kids in the car, silly.

I used to be on her side, considering that her mom basicly whored her for years, but at this point I just thing Britney is a childish jerk.
What's gonna end up happening, is that she's going to (probably accidently) seriously hurting or killing someone and then all the money in the world won't save her. It's sad. She could have stayed on top if she wasn't so stupid.

Can you imagine the inhuman stains that Britney leaves on under garments? I feel for those panties. I really do.

If you're in LA and want to find good porno, don't go to The Hustler store. It's a waste-of money. All of their shit is over-priced and clean. You must locate the store. The "video" store on Sunset, next door to Ralph's. It's beside a shitty pizza joint that, if eaten at, will give you tremendous shits.

The store: You walk in and you think to yourself, "Wow, looks like any regular C-rated video rental place." That is, until you realize that all of the videos are from the late eighties and only a front for the most bizarre pornography known to man. Yes!

Bukkake videos that would make Richard Ramirez cringe? Over here. Water-Sports? Whole section. Trannies? You got it! Double ass penetration? Are you kidding, softcore. A guy with two dicks fucking a girl that's missing her arms and legs? Paper, or plastic?

That store really is the shit. Please, if ever in Los Angeles, do yourself a favor and check that dump out.

Hey #6: Why don't you fuck off?

Hey #6: Why don't you fuck off?

#18, you never know. I mean, at this point Brit's cooter is pretty much B-list material. Quite honestly, who hasn't seen it?

It sounds funny!! That's really a cute underpantie . BTW, have u guys seen her on a crackwhore site skankyrepulsitards.vom? I heard of this around the internet.

She's gross but i would put some babies in her but.

who cares about the stupid skivvies! she stole a wig she stole a wig she stole a wig!!! bahahhaahahaha!!..

Her 15 minutes were over 26 years ago and the bitch is milking it for what ot's worth.

Ya know what kills me? (Aside from a 12 guage to the skull) The rag mags have all these ariticles about how she had a disfunctional family life, lost her cooch cover at 14, had a grandpa kill himself, etc. That sounds like 97% of all the people in this country. Aside from being a whore at 14, I can make that fucking claim.

'Scuse me while I call the Star and go on a Pink Pussycat panty raid.

The saddest part is she could have actually come back. She could have dumped K-Fed, gotten a nanny for the kids, dropped a few more pounds and made an album. People were still willing to take a chance on her.

Then it's like she was possessed by a demon of stupidity who constantly whispered in her ear to make as much of a trainwreck of herself as she could.

I guess she really is as stupid as she looks.

Oh GOD, Staph is back. You can't hide from us. We're veteranos, gurl!

Yes, yes I did just throw up.

it's sad. she obviously needs psychiatric care. i mean, those shorts are hideous

Someone in that store had to be snapping pics. WHERE ARE THE PICS?!?!?!?

LindaP Hypnotist
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I bet she's PISSED now that everyone knows what she's giving her sister for Christmas.

Wow. That is just shameful
she needs to http://do1t.net

I would do anything though to be half the woman Britney is. I aint done been laid up in a coon's age.

Where were the papa's when she did this shit? These guys done let me down.

Look close at pic 3. I can almost see the vermin crawling around. Nothing left to do but incinerate them nasty things.

And noone could take a picture of this?! C'mon!!

saggy vaggie lips and encroaching on middle age does not equate to barely legal...perhaps they are a gift for her much younger and saner little sister...if so, the mamma better nip that one in the bud before she turns out to be just like her big sis, a cheetoh smackin, taco beller with 2 big macs in each hand, shaving her head, flashing her cooter to the world with a zombie like dead stare and a temper to rival satan.

Seeing those makes me vomit a little.

of course she did. IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS.

Thank God those are different panties, I'm really not in the mood to look at skid marks this afternoon.

#27, I was thinking more along the lines of ZZZ-list. the ONLY reason the paps follow her now is because she's so damn crazy, and they know the world will get a good laugh. she's royally fucked up her life and her career beyond the point of reparation. she's like a melanie griffith type, never to be taken seriously and forevermore going down hill in the looks department but yet somehow thinks she's all that and the sack of cheetoh's she clutching in her hands for dear life.

EWWWWW!!!!

Didn't this happened a long time ago. It sounds familiar.

umm, I guess those are the boyshorts in question? Seeing as how the pink trim is actually gray looking in some parts(not from the background). Its as if they started to decay the minute Britney put them on. If they had a character on the crotch, it would come to life and try to escape contracting the various bio hazard diseases it would come in contact with.

the only man willing to see brit model those could quite possibly be Scott Storch because the only woman willing to let him look would be britney herself **shudder** at that thought

I'm torn. I'm not sure whether to view her lack of modesty as refreshing or disturbing.

She is clearly brain damaged or mentally ill. Yeah, her antics are starting to become boring. Let me know when she kills someone (or herself).

She doesn't need panties to cover that gash, she needs a hazmat suit.

Awww this site is SLIPPING!!!!! She gets her knickers OFF in the MIDDLE of the store, full frontal, and the SUPERFICIAL doesnt have one single pic for me to jack off to? Uhmmm eh, i meant, vomit at the site of.

Nah i know shes a skank but i still wanna see if her pussy has improved since last time we saw. :)

Also, she's fat. Not like Hayden, who's ... ummm ... short-limbed or something, or Jennifer Love Hewitt, who's ... umm ... normal and healthy and looks like a normal healthy woman or something. No, Britney's fat. It doesn't matter that she weighs less than JLH and lacks Hayden's east german shoulders and arms. She's still fat.

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Are you kidding??? Britney's arms, neck, shoulders and back are like a butch 40 y/o truck driver man, and she weighs a lot more than JLH. Britney's neck alone,weighs more than JLH.

Brittany lacks even a rudimentary understanding of term,
"normal". Britanny has literally lost her marbles if even half of the rumours are true...you are the litle dreamer.

so where the fuck is anexio and his (or her?) comment on this one, or is it still spankin the monkey???

BARELY OBESE

i 'd like to see her pictures on celebrities site sugarcupid.com. what about u?

LMFAO @ 57

LMFAO @ 57

"Barely Legal"?

She should get 25 to life for flushing her bodily waste into public sewers.

It is odd there are only catalog pics to prove all of this.

Always wash your new clothes. It is scary to think that diseased mongoloids like her are out there desecrating our nation's clothing.

I always deal with adversity by taking off my pants. I didn't know there was any other way to it.