Nov 1 2007Britney Spears shooting for a third kid
Britney Spears’ friends are concerned she may be pregnant again. She was on Depo-Provera but kept skipping appointments for the monthly shot and claimed it was making her gain weight. (Oh, so that’s what it was. Silly me. Thinking it was Taco Bell.) In the meantime, Britney went on the birth-control pill, but she seems to have problems with that as well, according to Life & Style magazine:
“She’s constantly forgetting where she put them and to take them,” says the insider. “She seems to find it amusing — she laughs at how scattered she is.”
And making matters worse, Britney’s been taking a mild prescription stimulant, Provigil, which can decrease the effectiveness of oral contraceptives.
To make matters worse, Britney has surprisingly been finding guys willing to sleep with her:
She’s slept with pal Sam Lutfi, some friends believe, and her friend claims Britney and producer JR Rotem have been “hooking up.” “When her friends ask if she’s being safe, Britney says it’s just casual sex,” says the friend. “She seems to think that just because she isn’t in a formal relationship, she’s somehow immune to getting pregnant.”
It’s cute how Britney’s friends assume she’s somewhat familiar with the reproductive system. As far as Britney’s concerned, every once in a while, let’s say for about 8-9 months, she craves hamburgers and ice cream a little more than usual. She puts on a few pounds and then, hey, what do you know, there’s another kid running around. Did the stork bring it? She doesn’t know. Nor does she have the time to find out. Britney’s got a busy day not wearing clothes and driving her car aimlessly on the highway. Except where is she going to put a third car seat? Duh! The trunk.
Reader Comments
1. gertie - November 1, 2007 5:45 PM
oh no she is pregnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt
2. Duchess of Dork - November 1, 2007 5:46 PM
Oh God..
3. gertie - November 1, 2007 5:48 PM
can it get any worse ???????????????? someone save her please cement boots haha
4. Jimbo - November 1, 2007 5:50 PM
I knocked her up last week!!
5. moobs - November 1, 2007 5:50 PM
GIVE HER SOME MORE!
OOoOoOoOooOOo
PENIS
6. notfrist - November 1, 2007 5:52 PM
They make condoms just for this sort of thing... I can't imagine sticking my wang into that without one. Maybe a whole-body condom... yeah, one that covers my entire body. With an oxygen tank. Like a scuba diver, going under, skin all covered in rubber.
7. LL - November 1, 2007 5:53 PM
This would explain why she so frequently has no underpants on. And why she's always going to Starbucks. Her underwear is littering the floors of various vehicles, rest rooms, etc. And the Starbucks runs are to replenish fluids lost while doing the nasty. I'm thinking she probably sweats a lot.
And a baby right now would actually cap off a perfect year for her. I would not be a bit surprised. Her next stop: Springer (that's still on, right?). Or Maury. Or whoever. To find out who the daddy is, because hell if she knows.
What surprised me is that she still has friends. Good friends who sell all her dirty little secrets to the tabs. I hope one day to have friends like that.
8. FRIST!!! - November 1, 2007 5:56 PM
Normally this would amuse (frighten the shit out of) me, but my bosses have the fricken heat turned up to 95 in here and I am no longer able to form thoughts or opinions
9. Josh Simpson - November 1, 2007 5:57 PM
It's just casual sex, so she can't possibly get pregnant from that.... WHA????
People like her shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. Please die.
10. * MISS UNIVERSE - November 1, 2007 6:02 PM
It could be attention deficit from all that is constantly going on around her. She is so young to have this sudden success
Madonna was older
Michael Jackson was experienced since childhood
The Beatles had each other Plus they and Elvis were men'
Marilyn Monroe was older
Pam Anderson was older - and there were fewer online gossip sites
This is totally am unprecidented unique happening to a young woman
11. feg - November 1, 2007 6:03 PM
just when you think it can't get any worse.
12. kpol - November 1, 2007 6:04 PM
Wow, the first time I considered forced sterilization a good idea. Someone please call Bob Barker and get this bitch fixed.
13. veggi - November 1, 2007 6:06 PM
10- you are so weird!
Oh, Brit, come on over and we'll drink our faces off.
14. ack - November 1, 2007 6:09 PM
13, i so second that first comment. wtf???
i think she should have a little girl. what the hell are we going to talk about if she doesn't spawn one to take her place in twenty years???
15. Alex - November 1, 2007 6:12 PM
Is there anyone left on this board that is literate? Text-messaging really is fucking up our youth!
16. veggi - November 1, 2007 6:17 PM
Holy shit alex. I agree. Even though you said it kinda mean. I hate text type.
17. mabbo - November 1, 2007 6:21 PM
Well at least she looks decent in this photo. My lord, she has her hair washed and pulled back, some make up on, and a nice white blouse with black vest. Just hope she's got pants on with underwear too. And what is the parent monitor doing? Is she hurling in the front seat??
18. i'm hungry - November 1, 2007 6:30 PM
a better headline would have been
Britney wants a larger vagina
or
Britney is mormon
or
Britney found someone to have sex with her
or
Britney makes people sick.... literally.
or maybe the one you have on there is ok.
19. Italian Stallion - November 1, 2007 6:32 PM
If she keeps having kids, sooner or later we're going to run out of helmets...........
20. p-BRITTY - November 1, 2007 6:36 PM
in the pics above it looks like the parenting coach is banging her head on the dash board - like she just found out Britney is preggo again.
21. p-BRITTY - November 1, 2007 6:39 PM
or maybe she is puking at the thought of her having sex, or having another kid - that makes me want to puke.... I can sympathize....
22. Ript1&0 - November 1, 2007 6:41 PM
Ok Brit. See, I'm still with you if it's - lose kids and party your brains out. But having another one?? I'm off of that train. Not a good idea.
She's reps us well, tho, so it's not surprising..
23. Annabel - November 1, 2007 6:44 PM
As if two white-trash-trailer-park children weren't enough... but maybe she's looking for a baby girl. You know, to teach her how to not wear any underwear.
24. JaniBalto - November 1, 2007 6:48 PM
#14: 20 years??? Are you kidding? That is waaayyy too old.
A girl child of hers will be making her own porn by the time she is 13.
25. Kramer the Bounty Hunter - November 1, 2007 6:59 PM
She has dead baby feet hanging from her rearview.
26. Anonymous - November 1, 2007 7:01 PM
The Depo shot is not a monthly shot- you get the shot every three months.
27. asa - November 1, 2007 7:01 PM
@23 count yourself as white trash too.
Some nice friends she has! Gossiping about her sex-life to the media! This most likely sounds fake.
Idiots you believe every little thing don't you.
No I am not a fan of Britney.
I am a post-op tranny. Looking for a macho guy to fuck me. and do S & M with me
call me at
461-7002
xoxo
28. liizu - November 1, 2007 7:04 PM
Dear god, where do they still use Depo-Provera? That sh*t is like poison.
I hear it's still used in the 3rd world coutries for population control. People kinda die but that's really the point, huh.
It's possible though that her physician was just trying to put her out of her misery.
29. fweem - November 1, 2007 7:47 PM
Sooo....will she die before having the baby? Have the baby and die? Or will she give birth to the spawn of satan and have it devour her? don't keep me in suspense here people.
30. Don Boogie - November 1, 2007 8:26 PM
Jesus, that bitch probably has STD's that haven't even been discovered yet.
They should just tell her the birth control pills are Ecstasy, she'll take 5 a day.
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32. Beth F. - November 1, 2007 11:01 PM
The good news is that Depo is not a monthly shot, it's given every three months. Therefore, she can skip months. Her friends are dumb.
33. tomsbeard - November 2, 2007 6:27 AM
H.I.V? Even Brit has heard of it....will that be the end of her tragic tale? It's still going around, that nasty little virus...pregnancy is the least of her worries.
34. cathy - November 2, 2007 8:11 AM
Why dont u lot leave Britney alone. I am surprised she is still alive with all the crap being written about her. Everyone seems to be trying to cash in on Britney, everyday there is something sensational to write about Britney. Leave her alone, you cruds.
35. well - November 2, 2007 8:46 AM
this could be true, but all this " a friend says" crap is bull shit. " friends" and "reliable sources" always say a lot of interesting shit in the national enquirer and star. it usually not true.
36. Trish - November 2, 2007 10:18 AM
Depo-Provera is taken every 3 months. Its like poison to your body though and makes you go fucken insane. I know because i took it once. If she was truly on that, it would explain everything for the past 3 months.
37. Awww, Not This Crap Again! - November 2, 2007 10:47 AM
SERIOUSLY, if this fool has another child, it should be IMMEDIATELY placed foster care, and eventually given to a NORMAL couple/family, that actually WANTS children, but either cannot have their own, or, I dunno, has that unconditional love that MOST parents undoubtedly have for their children!
I would normally say, the father has rights too, but given Britney's "choices" in men, I would still say that the child would be better off being adopted....I think Sean and Jayden would be better off being adopted as well.
She should be treated like the welfare prostitutes on crack, when it's time to give birth to their crack baby, the doctor takes it upon themself (and for the good of society) to perform a c-section, and perform a tubal ligation (have tubes tied) in the process.
/best friend is an OB/GYN in an inner city. Common practice among this specific type of patient.
//brit wouldn't know the difference.
38. PunkA - November 2, 2007 1:27 PM
If you lose the two you had to KFed, just give them away and start over with no husband. not like he could take the new one from her, right? RIGHT??? Well, at east he would not get her $$$, right?? RIGHT??
39. gotmilk? - November 2, 2007 3:27 PM
31, where do you think you are? this isn't an infomercial audition. are you suggesting that britney drink this miracle juice? i'm sure someone, somewhere has some special juice that britney wouldn't mind drinking. she's so disgusting. i can't wait until she gets pregnant again.
34, that was kind of the point. i mean, of course saying bad things about her is going to kill her instantly! wtf are you talking about?!?!?
40. mel - November 2, 2007 11:17 PM
Depo is a shot you get every THREE months, not every month.
41. britneyfans - November 3, 2007 12:52 AM
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42. tracie.lee@sbcglobal.net - November 3, 2007 3:20 AM
Depo is given every 3 months. It also induces early menopause, hair loss and lood swings. Yeah.
43. LittleRhody - November 4, 2007 1:19 PM
Depr V. shot is given every 3 months, not every month. But, I guess it would be hard for her to remember to take birth control 4 freaking times a year. Dumb ass
44. Noron - November 5, 2007 6:29 PM
Britney is a good singer! Especially i like her third album!
45. Annika - November 7, 2007 1:33 AM
Depo is taken every three months, not every month. That only makes her look worse. However, depo doesn't have a horrible effect on everyone who takes it. I've been on it for over a year and have had no side effects other than slightly more than usual hair loss. Britney's shenanigans have more to do with her own mental problems than with her choice of birth control.
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47. IWONKY - November 30, 2007 5:35 AM
#10 - Brit??? Is that you???????????
48. Depo-Provera Prescription Information - October 27, 2008 2:09 PM
My name is Janice Still and i would like to show you my personal experience with Depo-Provera.
I am 24 years old. I have been on Depo for 9 years and did not realize that the symptoms I experienced might be related to the shot. I am now facing thousands of dollars in dental work due to bone density loss, and will probably end up with osteoporosis. I am getting off Depo and will never touch it again!
I have experienced some of these side effects-
Low libido, joint pain, bone density loss, dental problems, headaches, fatigue, out of control eating, gained 40 lbs., depression
I hope this information will be useful to others,
Janice Still