Nov 15 2007Britney Spears on her way to bankruptcy

First!!

Shocking!

O Please Lord, let Britney suffer the same fate as MC Hammer. Please.

Is anyone suprised that she's going to be a broke, lonely skank if she doesn't change her ways?? It doesn't take a genius to figure out. But I really think she's "smarter" than she leads us all to believe. I think she has some sort of deal worked out with the pap for all the photo ops she gives them, I think they pay her something on the side. She may be flighty but I don't think she's stupid. Maybe I'm stupid for thinking she's not stupid. Maybe Britney and I should be BFF.

#4
"Maybe I'm stupid for thinking she's not stupid."

Yes. You can rest assured that you're a fucking idiot.

what # 3 said.

let us all pray.

Can anyone picture her having to actually work a 40-hour a week job? She wouldn't last 5 minutes.

@4

Thank you douche bag fuck face...I wasn't sure.

Oh LORD! Those are some awful looking extensions

Good! Because it's the only thing that could happen to keep her from making a complete fucking ass of herself every damn day. She has no limits to keep her in check right now.

Will Farell's still a better parent than Brit, and he teaches his kid to swear on video. It's cute though.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74

Frist, could you make me a Salty Fisherman? You can even use the same glasses. Thanks hon. :-)

Someone really needs to smack this b*tch in the face and tell her she is blowing her kids collegefunds (not that they will need it, cause we all know they'll end up in the looney bin because of this poor excuse of human being) and her kids will hate her forever. That, and she needs to stop with the lipo and get her ass in a gym.

what's wrong with her weave?!?!?!?

#12, What ISN'T wrong with her weave? ;-)

#10, What is a Salty Fisherman?
Give me the ingredients. If I have it all in my briefcase, you got it!!! (chances are I do, it's a long commute home..)..

fewwwwww! We're still on ol' fruitcake

I'll tell you what she needs...... .a bottle of wine and some gigglebush... wait, no, that's what I need.

dude. check your math.

you're telling me that brit makes upwards of 8.4 million a year for eating del taco!?

Hey "kool", #4 was YOU, y'know.

This is the best news I've heard all day. Not sure anything can top it, except for "Trump Dies in Suicide Leap from Tower After Losing Fortune." I pray for that one every day. Well, not really, but it would make me really happy.

On the downside, Starbucks and Taco Bell would probably suffer substantial losses if Britney couldn't afford to go there anymore.

"A Salty Fisherman is a drink made from 1 tsp caviar and 2 oz chilled vodka. Substitute rum for the vodka if you're feeling extra salty."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwAQ094wS64

This guy cracks me up. Now I have to try this drink. Is it do-able Frist?

Recycled fake story, debunked already, but people really want to believe it so it lives on. She's not blowing through her income and she's got millions put away. The kids' trust funds are set up already. Makes you wonder exactly how much stuff is made up in general - at least half?

Porn..........he she comes.

Told ya'll I was stoopid

Does this mean Brit will become a minister now?

Satan's calling, Fish. Get over here and suck his cock.

#20, not unless I substitue the caviar for Skittles..

Hey that might be good!!! oh wait, not salty though, not salty at all..

lol@ the prophecy of her doom via a taco and a frapp.

How about making it with Skittles and Rum? We can still call it salty, and name it in honor of Britney--the Salty Twat. 'Cause that sure ain't sweet. No, that won't work. What to name it?

I'll bet Brit's had someone give her the Salty Pirate a few times.

Arrrrrrrr matey!

Dumb bitch. I wish I had that kind of money to spend >:p

i can't wait to see her on Surreal Life.

It doesn't suprise me. She probably fired her accountant when she got rid of the rest of the people responsible for making her rich and famous. Plus she has canceled tours in the past which is a big legal expense. And it's not like she makes royalties of her songs since she didn't write any of her hits. Plus the spousal support to K-Fed and her $5,000.00 a month Starbucks tab. She'll be back in the trailer park where she belongs soon enough.

I don't have rum, I have brandy here. And wine. Liquor store is only a couple blocks away. BRB..

Hold on to your asshat!!

starbucks should be concerned. i'm sure she spends $25000 there a month.

Sorry to tell you #11 but college for those kids is genetically impossible.

Britney won't share hammer's fate. for one thing, she's a LOT richer. She's been raking in 10s of millions for 8+ years now. Hammer had about 2 years at the top.

For another, Vanilla Ice only had about 6 months at the top, and he's STILL famous 17 years later.

Brit will be famous 50 years from now.

The children at Castlemont Elementary send their prayers to Ms Spears.
In hopes that another washed up talentless puppet in pop music gets washed away in the guardian power we know as the Deluge Of Bankruptcy. Amen.

Can I borrow some $$ Britney? I will be a Slave 4 U!

She is so beautiful. Her nude profile and some of her nude photos were found on a nudist date site named http://www.nudistonly.com . I am curious why she was there ? Is she a nudist ? Anyone knows ?

legal bills are a bitch.

I think that's about the only thing on earth that can make a super rich person go completely bankrupt and actually leave them in debt.

It's not about the money she makes, it's about the money she spents. There is no saving and no investing so the money isn't being put away. People said, Michael Jackson couldn't go broke back in the early 90's, well they were wrong. So will Britney, just you wait and see!!

Yes! I can't wait for the day she's on Surreal Life and ends up sleeping with Scott Baio or something. And then she'll pull her life together 20 years down the road and make an adult contemporary album a la Tiffany.

who says I am broke???
Anyway I paid out significantly more.
Nobody has any proof. You better believe these celebs have something invested. Britney can get a couple of thousand (tens, or even hundreds of thousands) by doing a little photoshoot or interview.

She sure isn't spending her bucks on hair care or grooming products. For someone who supposed has a lot of money, she looks awfully low-rent.

She should move into Neverland Ranch and ride the ferris wheel naked while sitting on ben wa balls and shit. Maybe Jacko would even be willing to be her friend/mentor.

oh come on this sexytrailer hoe will always have sincere fans...
she'll Never be broke..
she is # request for porkyporn

(insert) 1 requested.....

that is Britney, i hardly recognize her. she is shopping. after she has become a mother ,i think she is not like a star now. so i prefer to look her profile on a dating site called sugarcupid.com. because her picture there are much more beautiful and sexy compared with now.

How is she even making $700K per month? From WHAT exactly? Never mind whether she's going bankrupt, the supposed incoming money amount is unbelievable.

What a stupid, white trash, STD carrying, fucked up bitch!

Let's not give a bitch with no high school education too much credit.

What's up with this site lately? KILL THE SPAM!

I would say: SHOW THE WORLD YOU'RE A REALLY DUMB ASS!!
Sure, why not?

Thing Brit smells like:

mold
fromunda cheese
fear
etchnic cleansing
car ashtrays
hantavirus
week old bannanas
car ashtrays
the chcicken grease from a KFC deep frier

STOP

Blubber time

Not too far into the future we will see some poor, forlorn woman standing on a corner with a sign that reads,

"Hollywood Vet!

Will sing for food."

Then ask, "Isn't that Britney what's her name?"

And since we are all compassionate people, we will toss her a cookie.

Like the rest of you posters I can't even IMAGINE spending $700k A MONTH?!

WHAT in God's name does she spend her money on?! It's obviously not on her wardrobe, shoes, or bath/body/spa products/treatments--just look at her! Oh, I know...just like MC Hammer, she gives large chunks of cash to her "friends!" That's EXACTLY how Hammer went down. And when the money ran out, guess what, the "friends" disappeared too!

As much as I detest this waste of space, I really should give the gal a call...at least while she raking in the dough! :o)

Oh, and for the love of God, I hope those are shoe boxes she's carrying?! Let's hope she bought herself some NEW boots, and pants for that matter!

What a society we are living in. This stupid fat twentysomething makes 700.000 a MONTH for squeaking over boring electronic music once in a while. And she is not even super-pretty,. While scientists struggle to get funding for research about cancer, or the environment, or AIDS, or space exploration. There is something deeply wrong in the way rewards are distributed. Based on the number of idiots who buy the crap.

... This sounds about right.

AND, by the way, how is it possible to spend 700K a month, considering that you only have one stomach ? Cocaine ? Private jets ? Someone has a clue ?

Good. I'm glad. At least now she'll be wearing better clothes that were donated to the homeless shelters, and they might even give her some underwear, too.

The following are Britney's monthly expenses:

Hair Weaves $5,000
Fast Food $20,000
Mortgage $250,000
Payments to Ex $70,000
Accounting Fees $100,000
Starbucks $150,000
Clothes $200,000
Kids Expenses Zero
Cars $100,000
Being a Jerk $500,000

Just these are over 1.25 million per month. So, I'll give her less than a year until she is in debt over her eyeballs, hits rock bottom, and declares bankruptcy. Easy come, Easy go. It couldn't happen to a nicer person and mother of the year.

Shut up! She earn big money and spend more, that's her right! And there are many stupid guys aways eyeing her money! A couple of days ago, I learned that Kevin was asking her to pay big$$$ for some nonsense reasons. Just name a few. I don't know what those stupid guys are thinking of. It's really unfair to britney! By her personal blog at the celeb singles club millionairecupid.com, we can learn the difficulties of brit. I do hope britney can have a good gengleman for new hook ups and do not find those boring guys who only need her money.

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