Nov 27 2007Britney Spears gets the kids for Christmas

thats the last thing she needs! why does she keep getting chances

Santa better hope she doesn't steal his boots. Those brown ones are nearly done.

She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot there. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.

How about a toy train set that constantly wrecks?

LOL! You see what I did there? Trainwreck?

Ba-zing!

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if she's hot, then what's paris hilton and beyonce and jessica alba?

I can't hate on her right now. She looks so sad. I feel...I feel sad for her. She needs friends. It's getting to the point where I'm worried about Britney Spears. The girl I used to hate on from the get go saying, "She's not that hot people! I can tell! She has such fat potential in those tree trunk legs! Her voice is nothing but whining! She's a slutbag!"

but now it's like...she's a human at rock bottom and we all continue to pound her into the ground.

to britney, getting her kids for christmas is like getting 2, count 'em, 2 fruit cakes. nobody likes fruit cake. i can relate to brit on that one.

MILF!

why is it a christmas tradition to give fruticake, then, if everyone hates it?

12 kicks to the head
11 slaps with a dirty douchebag
10 Social Workers
9 Bad Reviews
8 hits of crack
7 bottles of Jack
6 pipes a-glowing
FIVE FAAAKE TEETH
4 Calling Cards
3 French Ticklers
2 rubber gloves
And her car wrapped around a fir tree

Lalalala

kevin got her to take the kids for christmas by promising they would come with a "magic 8ball". she's going to spend all day in tears wondering why her 8ball won't fit in her nostrils. meanwhile her neglected kids, small fry and tater tot, will set another series of fires in california and brit will lose all custodial rights in this life and the next. oh that devilish mr. federline.

#9

i recently attended a wedding where the wedding cake was fruit cake. damn, brits.

as a california driver, i'm just glad to see she finally figured out how to put her sweater on.

Sad to see the kids go thru this

Can you imagine years from now, reading the archives of their parents dirty laundry

Wonder if any of them will have successful marriages???

#9 Fruitcakes never die! They never deteriorate and nobody ever eats them so they last forever. If only 1 in 10,000 people in this country make a new one each year that's over 30,000 (!) additional cakes added to the supply every Christmas season. Sooner or later we will all get one as they continuously and eternally circulate through the mail.

i heard she has a profile on MeetRichport.com.

Are they cabbage patch kids or real ones?

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Nothing towards you personally, but "MILF" is the only reason why Britney had kids in the first place. That tells you her mentality and the deteriorating mentality of young women everywhere (the ones in the public eye that is).

She is so pathetic.

The first photo is the very same one gracing the cover of the yet-to-be-released "2008 Special Olympics" program.

She looks pretty IMO in the first four photos. Brighter and nicer than usually.

12; That might have been my mom's idea. I was born close to Christmas in a large family and every year - BAM - my mom does her best Emeril impression and slaps a fruit cake down on the counter that some Aunt somewhere sent in the mail (must have been one of the rich ones on account of the postage requirement) and says "here's your birthday cake" - I actually like them now. That's probably a self defense mechanism.

In pic 1, last row,
does´nt she look like Woody Harrelson with mascara?

Now I can go on.

This trailer skank has some serious mental problems. Check out how she looks at the camera. It is like you are staring at a 5 year old. No wonder her parenting skills suck, she has the mentality of a toddler.

Can't believe how old her skin is already in Pic 4. The neck especially. It's like a slimmer version of Hulk Hogan's wife.

nice shirt

26: OhHellNo. If the dimmest and most colorblind of those drunken elephants that Paris is protecting should wind up employed in a sheltered workshop, this is the pattern they would create by vomitting their foraged stomach contents onto a burlap bag.

please notice from a fashion standpoint the amazing pant jacket combo. jesus christ between the extensions and the outfits she really kills me!

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she kinda looks cute and like she has a super pretty face from the far away pictures. when you click on the thumbnails the pics are TOOOO close up though. it is really like a magnifying glass. i'd rather her dress like a little kid, than in baby doll cut hippie shit with stains and sweat trapping boots.

First and foremsot, Brit's kids need her . And they need normalcy. Studeies show that kids with two solid parents have fewer problems later in life. For the kids sake, some holiday time with wife in a good thing.

Having said that, Brit needs to get her $h!t together already. She is a ticking time bomb of self destruction. We all know she has drug and alcohol problems. Yet she will not face it, and the people now around her coddle her and hide it. Others who used to be around her tried to help, with no success, An intervention is needed here. Whree are her parents? Her mom? Her dad? Her sister? Time to step up family. Or she is the next Dana Plato.

"Kevin thinks it's absolutely appropriate..."

Kevin thinks that? Can he even pronounce it?

Holy Crap! does she actually have her nails done? No more chipped nail polish! It just might be a Merry Xmas after all.

Her face and forehead look like her make-up is "Pam" non-stick aerosol. Seriously, does this chick grease up before she goes out?

And the "chipper, cheery" face? Drunk. Gotta be.

Who plays "peek-a-boo" at age 25???

she's a fucking trainwreck. it's almost over people. almost over...

What are the odds of these kids making it throught the holidays without a major fracture/burn? Slim to none people, slim to none.

At first glance I thought it said "Britney spears eats the kids for christmas"

and I wasn't even surprised.

She got rid of the boots and replaced them with this fugly hoodie!

As for presents, I doubt she got them anything because it wouldn't occur to her to do so. Certainly, she wouldn't do it herself. Maybe - maybe - she'll remember to tell an assistant to get something for them. Maybe.

plase stop giving her chances everytime she will screw this up even on christmas

BTW, some of us like fruitcake. My dad's was great. Of course, it was about 80% liquor so you couldn't taste that nasty candied fruit...

#8...it's MILFIATP...Mother I'd Likely Find In A Trailer Park

Back to the trailer-trash bitch!

Is it just me, or has she had that fugly ass hoodie on for like the last 2 weeks?

poor her.

Is it me or does it look like her lips have shrunk back to normal already? Thank God! Actually, I have to say her make up looks good here. It almost looks like she got one of her old professional make up artists to put her face on. If she had a good weave and a hot outfit on she would look like her former self. She also looks happy, could it be she's on a "high" right now? Bi-polar y'all.

@10 Niiiiiice.....................

What's up with all the cutesy faces? I hate when adult women do that, It reminds me of the video that was going around a while back, where Kevin would ask her questions and she would burp or ramble in a baby voice.

#10 That was excellent

At first glance, from her lip compression, eye look, and hand mannerisms I feel like she's trying not to cry.

This is flantastic! Right up on the heels fo yasterday news that brit is adapting chinese kids come this buttful story of chrismas.

kFed is mad I bet and that is a good thing becuse he is so worng about justt about everything and that is saying a hole lot dont you think.

This will be a greet chismas for brit and her tow sons becaus e they love her and you can see it in theyre eyes and all that. I can only hope that after chrismat that the boy stay with her forever becasue thats where boys shouldb be with they mother who loves them to much.

Whan I read the headline my first thought was "but people usually have soemthing else for Christmas... like a pudding or turkey..."

What is with these hoodies/sweatshirts she keeps wearing with ducks, clovers, etc. Are those tops supposed to be in style right now? What's wrong with her?

Britney--see and ENDOCRINOLOGIST--you have a thyroid problem (it happens after pregnancy and especially after two so close in a row)--the eyebrows are a dead giveaway. See Dr. Ted Friedman in LA near Beverly Center. He teaches at UCLA and sees patients at Cedars Sinai...www.goodhormones.com
This isn't you, you have a treatable medical problem and then you won't need to self-medicate.

Smells like a big ass disaster folks....

PunkA @ #30 - normalcy? solid parents? its fucking BRITNEY bitch, get serious!!!!

Bunny Butt @ $37 - when did she EVER use an assistant to assist? Instead of hiring people to be her "friends", bcos assistants could have saved her a lot of grief over the last few months....

Anexio @ #48 - You Are The Most Special Britany Fan Ever, And I Heart You.

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Ummm, I actually DO have a thyroid problem, however, no one has (as of yet) been talented enough to point it out just from sight.

You broke into her house and drew her blood for TSH levels in her sleep, didn't you? Admit it.

Yeah, maybe I'm being a pedantic grammar nazi but it should be "Jesus's birthday". See "Jesus" is a proper noun so when it comes to possessive apostrophe it's treated like any other noun :-)

I think she looks quite good there.
Quite decent looking, but her skin is terrible up close.
I think it's maybe the blonde hair making her look better? Like how she used to be. She looks sad (inside) though.

That's a lot of times I've said 'look'

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