Nov 13 2007Britney Spears blames her inhaler

oh, britney. tisk tisk!

i have asthma, and my "fast-acting" inhaler is albuterol. it will NOT show up on a drug test. there is NO excuse to use this as an excuse. so many people suffer from asthma and when dumb fucks like britney use it as a way of hiding their druggie ways, it fuckin pisses me off.

i hope britney falls off a cliff.

I think she might have confused her bong for an inhaler.

Cocaine is NOT an amphetamine. She's doin adderall. Or crystal meth, the ultimate white trash drug.

Britney and her camp are idiots. WTH kind of dr prescribed her albuterol?

Cocaine is cut with many things, including amphetamine, to make it last longer.

Britney uses albuterol and crystal meth to suppress her appetite.
Cause everyone's callin her fat.

What's wrong with good old fashioned Vicodin?! Just say it's knee pain. Kids these days!

#7 - Suppress her appetite..............Funniest comment today.......Still LMFAO.

Britney is a crackwhore!!! That makes her so much more interesting to me than when she was a pop star teeny bopper whatchamacallit...

Oh she should NOT have kids though. Oh HELL no!!!

It is always someone else or something elses fault. It is time this bitch grows up and takes responsibiltily for herself..

If she would just hurry up and OD, there won't be any more failed drug tests....well none that would matter anyway.

Why does she want her kids around anyway? Won't they be a bother during those drug induced orgies. How can Brit watch the kids while she is on her knees snortin lines and taking it up the behind. Federline is doing her a favor.

#3-Hilarious

Meth makes your skin bad, that's probably it.

Blames her inhaler? So she's got someone to breath for her now too?

She needs to get someone to think for her, or, more to the point, to live in place of her.

Reading the over reported drama that surrounds Brit Brit.........I started to realize, it has been quite a while since that girls hair looked decent........Maybe Brit should go see a stylist and stop putting random shit in her hair, the chemicals could have caused the drug test findings? Girl, get you a hair stylist.....and if you have one sue that mofo, your shit is beyond jacked up.

BRITNEY, GO BACK TO TAKING DRUGS AND SCREW THOSE BRATTY KIDS OF YOURS. LET KFED HAVE THEM. DRUGS ARE MORE FUN.

she's probably taking adderall XR to lose weight, and it's showing up on her drug test

The funniest excuse was still privigil for narcolepsy. Cause nothing says great parent like someone who falls asleep uncontrollably at random points during the day.

Albuterol does NOT show up on a drug test. Additionally, it is a prescription drug. Since Britt Britt doesn't have Asthma and is trying to use the inhaler to lose weight, they should go after whatever doctor is falsley prescribing it to her.

Oh yeah, is it just me or does she just look like she smells of a yeast infection.

Hey, people, can we NOT repeat posts ad nauseum? Seriously, once is enough, twice if you're impatient and accidentally hit the "Post Your Comment" button again, but, geez, get your fingers off that mouse button!!

That said, I find it fascinating that Brit's a narcoleptic asthmatic. She gets more and more complex all the time. Next thing you know, she'll be blaming the parasitic twin that's attached to her twat. "No, Mr. Judge. I didn't take any drugs. That was Tiffany, my parasitic twin. SHE'S the cokehead!! Not me!!"

If there's any justice in the world she'll have an episode of narcolepsy while having an asthmatic attack while holding a lit cigarette.

She's blaming it on the inhaler?

I'm confused..... I thought Brittney WAS the inhaler.

Our lovely Brit is not doing drugs, she just sucks alot of meth addict dick. The sperm is loaded!

I definitely can't see the glue that connects her extensions.
But it's not like we've never seen her tracks.

Britney is hot again! I love her new CD. Her new CD really rocks!Maybe media and ppl should leave her alone! I just found she has a profile on millionaire dating site (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). Hope she can find her true love soon!

I am a Pharm tech, there is no way abuterol would show up on a drug test as a meth type drug. There in two completely different class'...

why the hell she needs someone to hold her when she walks. can't see walk on her own. stupid idiot!

If thats true, I'm in a shit load of trouble. As an asthmatic, I'm pretty insulted by this idiot.

Stoopid Shitney needs to blame her ENABLER, the complete fuckwad that has her drug fucked 24/7.

She is cute. Some of my friends told me she has left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistonly.com. many celebs posed nude, rencetly such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistonly.com . Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.

Most people actually try to hide the tracks of fake hair. She's proud to display.

Ummm... I'm not usually one to say this, but I think it might be time to slow it down with the drugs, Brit. Just a little bit, like, it's good to take a breather sometimes and come back to it later.

I'm certainly not advocating sobriety, but use some sense here, woman. The guy to your right is a filthy douche.

This brainless bitch makes Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell) look like a fucking winner.

I was just kidding with all that btw. Sigh. I'm just.... sitting here, being fucking lame.

You can have your soul back now. I'm gonna go...

Words...words..words... and everything is still the same.

#16 - that's why she shaved her head in the first place, so they couldn't test it for drugs. Keep up man.

Wouldn't she be thin if she were on coke/meth?

Well. Ok. Brit's coverage - part of the problem as seen in ::
BINKY'S MOVIE REVIEWS
Saw a couple of flics over the weekend. Is this Monday ? Or so...NP
Zeitgeist. Lions for Lambs. And,of course, Loose Change FC.
Recommend them all. They're all worth the download. (You sun worshipers will like the first third of Zeitgeist. SP 20 should do it)
Unfortunately Tom gets the last laugh in 'Lions for Lambs'. His character blames today's superficial, biased media with the roar into Iraq and the dumbing down of America which is personified in todaze celebrity obsessed culture..... Whaaa ? Whaat Dat ?
IE - TCLTC ? And/Or BTWUII
(By the way U invaded Iraq - used to be someone's lame-o punchline here - years ago)
Of course Tom can't be referring to this site because,well...
9/11 was an Inside Job ...
(Oh LCFC was fine - but they forgot the 'Dancing Israelis'. Don't they read this site ? And where was Richard Gage ? Get with the program ! )

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Knowing how to dance just a little, has nothing to do with knowing music. Lip singing is not a talent on it’s own. Gaining weight like a pig is not attractive. Looking 10 years older than you are (smoking like a hooker) is not a marketing plan. Not writing any music is talentless. Not being able to know what key you are in with lip singing a song is brainless. Having only 1% of worthless entertainment does not mean you are a super star. Chewing gum and jumping up & down does not count as talent.

Flashing to the minute by minute of today she has craters, pimples, wrinkles, looks like she smells of sweat & B.O. with wonderful cigarette breath, yummmmmmm. She makes Donatella Versace look fuckable.

I am about 200% sure she is bipolar and in denial as the doctors lied to her out of fear she would come after them with a umbrella. She has a mean streak like a crack addict with a meth lunch.

Her mini want-a-be "comeback" fake tours are nothing short of a joke. A whole 12 minutes of her lip syncing and pumping her gyrating hips for a “paid off marketing crowd” is nothing more than a fucking joke and only Brit would think of something so stooopit. With the latest misshap of her CD skipping while it being obvious she isn’t singing shit, is the laughing stock of the entertainment industry.

She is going to get fired really soon as her puppetmasters are sick of her not listening. Like the corner hooker that keeps taking drugs and sleeps in too long and doesn’t make her pimp enough money. So the record company can only hope and pray that her unducated fans that are SO TONE-DEAF will still buy waste their money on her new CD.

The problem is most of her fans can’t read the expiration date on her non-talent CD. Ooops. Plus she is only a karoake party singer at the very best.

They refuse to believe that she is 100% manufactured pop bullshit. She's not a musician, singer, or songwriter or a performer she is an dumb entertainer, yes like a Clown who makes you laugh. That is an entertainer. When the rubber finally hits the road, which means when she FAILS and wants to die. She will not even be able to perform in Las Vegas as a has-been, WHY YOU ASK? Because she has been such a tiny and little flash in the pan no one really will CARE or give a FUCK or remember WHO she is.

A performer has to have something to offer in a way of talent. The problem with the x17online crowd (really being paid by Brit) or the Brit fans as they are called are just as stooopit as Brit is. Why you ask? First off they believe the Brit has talent. Yes I get it they too have a 3rd grade education from a hick school too. I got it now.

Lip singing is not defined as talent. Does she play the guitar? NO! Does she play the piano? NO! Does she play any instrurment (other than a cock)? NO! Therefore she is nothing to brag about or talk about or remember at all, ever.

She does not write her music or lyrics (eating cheetos while writing a list of things to buy like, softdrinks, candy, do to Del Taco, buy cheap cowboy boots does not count as writing music). She can not read music, I am not too sure if she can even read? If you asked her what legato from staccato meant in music she would answer with I DON’T LIKE Italian FOOD! Now that is dumb. I bet she can’t even spell the word m-u-s-i-c.

She does not produce her music. (smoking crack does not count as producing something). She does not even sing her music (if you can call it music) so that doesn’t count either. OMFG.

Honestly she will one day just overdose on a handful of colorful of drugs because her new CD will fail. She will never ever lose that FAT belly or belly FAT, so that will follow her where ever she goes, YES that means when she goes through the Del Taco drive through or become so fucking LAZY to dance (if you call it that) with those retarded arm moves that only a robot can do. Dancers are smooth and move like a person not like a machine with one too many quarters in it.

She is living is a fantasy world of “I have to be the greatest POP STAR of all time, I had little girls from 7 to 10 years old that all screemed at me which really did mean I had talent”. OMFG. Where are they my fans, please come back, please....it all my MGR fault and my EX and my Mom, Dad the guy next door, I did nothing wrong. I am the best POP star.

Then she will be entertaining in some low life hick town to the new grand opening of the next Walmart and that is where she should be. I do not know the word HATE but I dislike anything about Miss Hick- no talent - fat want-a-be - can’t sing - out of key and tone deaf - hillbilly - walmart girl. End of story.

# 40 Who Cares: Speaking of inhalers....

Her crack team of lawyers has a plan: They're going to use her extensions for the required hair sample.

So #40
Great insights.
With that type of perception - Any comments on 9/11 ?

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# 40 - I guess we'll have to take that one as a 'No'.
For more info, a bit of perspective and a few laughs - check out 'Binky's Movie Reviews' - way back up at # 38.
(But stay away from the link - as Richard 'Pipe Bomb' Gage and his crew have been declared terrorists by the Simon Wiesenthal Center. BEWARE !! Beware of architects and engineers looking for truth and justice..)\
And in other news - At least they stopped blaming the Cheetos !!

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All the things Britney needs is love rather than anything else. She is a poor mom and so much information on her and her boys.I know a dating site www.blackcentury.com for blacks, African American, interracial singles. There are many girls online. maybe you will love it.

I'm betting that the next excuse will be that she went out and her drink was spiked with amphetamines without her knowledge. We all know that NOTHING is ever Britney's fault!

Oh, she has asthma? And yet she smokes like a fucking chimney? Give me a break. And why don't they just ask that Sam Lufti guy (or whatever his name is) what the latest drug is that he's giving her? Seeing as how he looks to be her in house drug dealer. And whats in the bags there Britney?...are we in for more hideous boots? Greeeeaaat.

I will believe the court's final ruling on whether or not she gets a pass. I have heard of the strangest things causing a false positive and it was true. I am waiting for the court experts to battle it out.

i hate the papparazi.

britney can't even take a shit without one in her face.

it's disgusting.

Superficial, you're back to your dark and bitter best. Your recent posts have made me laugh.

freebasing = using an inhaler. Same difference to Brit.

PS Check out her left hand. Filthy nails, scabs.

Surely someone she knows can introduce her to the practice of bathing.

DOES ANYONE CARE ANYMORE!? I DON'T.

#40 Who cares - You are the greatest. I agree with you, except my 7 year old daughter can't stand Britney. What you said is SOOOOOOO true.

"Inhaler"? Right. Everybody knows that Britney's huffing spray-paint. Inhaler..

why is she still walking the streets?? if she were anyone else shed be in JAIL. judges do not tolerate missed OR failed tests why is this cunt still a free cunt when she should be locked up.
cunt! cunt! cunt!

I am getting so upsets about this crap that allways falls on brits shoulders all the time and agani. Just you try walking in her bots all the time and see how well you do. Hah, I bet you cant because you a jerk like that kFed charractor.

I for one will always support her and her too suns of whitch we all know that brit loves very much and only wants the bestest for.

Take that complainers, I guess I shut you up.

she behaves like a spoiled 11 year old
and now at least dresses the part

I'm waiting for her to OD.

Waiting so I can celebrate.

#58, no you're wicked spelling abilities shut me up..

So who's she blaming for that ugly-ass hoodie?

And #40, I know the drugs kicked in in the middle of the night and all but seriously, NO ONE could make Donatella Versace look fuckable.

Jesus, #58. I can totally believe what you just typed, because you're a moron. But, you actually used the word, "suns", to describe Britney Spears's [sons]. Amazing. Right before that, you used the word "too", in place of [two]. You are so funny! I now understand why Britney continues to make so much money.

#63, that's not the half of it, whole thing was all messed up.

Damn fourth graders and their lack of education..

The only things this unclean beast with money likes to inhale are Cheetos, Marlboros, cock, fraps and Big Macs! Wow it rhymes!!!

58- hahahaha! I'm going to try and walk in my bots right now. Wish me the bestest for!! hahahaha!!!.. oh, 58, please do THAT some more!

she buys whatever she can to cover up her coke & meth addiction,
provgil and enhalor...she bought them so she could use the excuse of having them and tell its not drugs. she's covering her tracks with provigil and inhalors.

drug addicts are SNEAKY LYING MANIPULATIVE BASTARDS!!!!

Anexio is engaged in parodio.

#58 Anexio should change his name to Retardo.

Why is she still alive?

I can smell her from here

You guys are misunderstand that girl, inhaler is the new slang for pipe. Like, "dude let see your inhaler." Asthma my ass. More like Hasthma.

Did I really leave the "ing" off of misunderstanding, that's makes the comment look retarded.

Brit reminds me of the played-out strippers that stay in the business way past their prime...you know, the one's dancing at the clubs on "visible scar night".

Geez!! Are any of those purchases for her boys? I am betting on No.

Given the amazing retardation of #58's comment, yours is absolutely fine, Sippin. A typo in no way compares with stupidity.

its definately not coke as there is a separate test for that. She should just says she took over the counter Sudafed. that gives a positive amphetamine screen.

She needs to be sponsored by AMTRAK. Freaking train wreck.
Someone please break into one of her homes and burn those skanky McSkank boots she always wears.

Britney is as guilty as charged...don't do the coke if you can't do the time or something like that...lol

165 pounds of (fill in the blank)

a. crazy
b. shit
c. illegal drugs
d. who cares

#26, you are a retard. Holy hell are you a retard. Apparently you put about as much thought into what you type as Britney puts into her behavior.

Pull your head out.

Would someone please snatch that ugly hair off her head?

Is asthma inhaler the street name for crack????

Britney is awesome.

In jail some people try and get high off albuterol by crushing up Tylenol or allergy pills, dumping it in a bag, spraying albuterol all over the mixture and then racking it up into fat lines to snort. Stupid, yes... But can it test positive for amphetamines? Definitely not.

Hey Britnny what's up girl .