Nov 26 2007Britney Spears adopting Chinese twins

Gay

First?

Yea, like this is ever gonna happen

I dont think it will be ture, actually. Recently, she was said to join in a millionaire dating site MeetRich.com. is this ture?

she's making more interesting headlines everyday. but boring.

Finally, she read my post. Let me recap.....per The Nihililstics....

"Kill yerself, kill yerself, it's about time you died!
Kill yerself, kill yerself, it's about time you died!"

lame post

Yeah right.

/WEAK

yeah, I don't think she's going to make it much further. either she's going to kill herself or she's going to be locked up in a insane asylum...

I'm sure she feels really "lonely". She could have prevented her kids from being taken away by actually being like, you know, a mom. If the Chinese government is nice, they will take her money and instead give her a box of twinkies... I'm sure she'll never notice the difference and will welcomed the food!

No new pics? Lame.

Why stop at two??

Yeah right...that's the lamest story I've ever read...nice try...

Helpful hint for Britney...Chinese eat dog...I know she's got a few of those around the house...yummy...

What? She can't take care of her own kids... She must be crazy

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2310239

maybe she thinks chinese twins are small breast implants..

Lucky break for those Chinese bastards. Squalor, dirt. Drinking your own piss-shit water. Then, America! Oh, you rich new-age Americans! Always with the adopting of the Third World children. It's so sheik to adopt! Why would you adopt Chinese kids? Of all the World's children; Chinese? Chinese? Man, this gets better and better. Think about it. Britney's going to die soon (Yippee!). The only problem with her death is that we'll have to suffer through the inevitable Marilyn Monroe comparisons.

I would bury the bitch for free

It's the only way she can get her clothes cleaned.

I call BS on this. Some news agency or dude is getting desperate with this report. Total stupidity. Probably came from some British tabloid.

she's either captured with bodyguards or in the car. so boring.

How do they NOT go hand in hand??
Planning a funeral is just sensible, especially if you're Britney lol.
No seriously, especially if your circumstances are changing. Britney probably had a will when she was 10 years old.

People can die at any time. I'm sick of the bullshit the gossip mags and shitty papers says that everyone just goes along with.
As for the adoption..who knows.. it might be real. But quoting the news of the world is about as good as getting your info from my drunk granmother.

I'm wondering if this is some kind of conspiracy. Perhaps getting the Fuctard to adopt Chinese kids is our revenge for the whole leaded toy thing?

Porn Bunker-that's too funny

#17 "Squalor, dirt. Drinking your own piss-shit water..."

um, what do you think britney's kids have been living in? going from china to britney's house is unfortunately not an upgrade.

She should adopt 2 black kids so they can hook her up with better drugs.

If I had a bunker in which to hunker, I'd take Fergie there until I spunked'r sphincter

impossible... no one in their right mind would give this bitch more kids! want more blogging action? http://www.MaterialBitch.com

Not gonna happen. China changed its' rules for International Adoption last May. You have to be married and for a certain number of years amoungst many other requirements...such as can't be on depression medicaiton. This is definitely NOT true.

uh, wow, veggi. you did not just say that.

I wouldn't let that skeezer order chinese food let alone raise two beings that add up to the age she has been acting..
Someone get her a cage and a pacifier.

can't believe nobody's commenting on the AWESOMENESS of this picture. is jayden dead in the backseat?? is britney playing tetrus on her blackberry while merging onto an LA freeway? i mean, this is just going to end sooooo badly.

Those kids will end up over lo mein with extra MSG.

No way this is true, Britney or her people probably just sent this one out there to see how far the tabloids will go to print an easy story based on no research.

Maybe 'ol Brit is just hungry for some Chinese, eh? Kumoh Sum Yung Gai or maybe a little Long Duc Dong?

@30- It's a troll. It is a nasty little person.

jesus christ, this CAN'T be true.

1. Paying for your funeral at any age is always good. My husband and I did than when I was 25 and he 29. If you have the money do it. She is alone in life (no husband) and it is protection for her children just like insurance.
2. No country or agency is going to let her adopt children while another court is discussing her right to have her own. Lets get real.

#27 Say that real fast 3 times.

Britney will be hungry again 30 minutes later.

again bad idea to have her have kids again is like Kryptonite for her

I don't know, they let angelina adopt, and she's one of the most screwed up people I can think of.

OMG! I'm so happy for brit! This is wondrful news and its chrismas.

I am so happy for her. This is the best news story of the day.

No, #25! You're so witty! By the way; who the fuck are you, to talk me? You can blow me and that's it, mouth. You have a nice mouth? It really doesn't matter. Male. Female. I'm still coming.

This "News of the World" has GOT to be a tabloid. No fucking way will someone allow her to have someone elses children. She can't even cover up her own Hoo-Hoo. How the fuck is she goin to keep a child alive??? She had already killed Goldfish, (HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO KEEP A GOLDFISH ALIVE??!!!), almost dropped her son face first into a curb, let a child fall out of his high chair onto stone tile floors, gotten high in front of her kids, gotten bombed while dancing around naked in front of her kids. this woman is a train wreck. Why not give Lindsay Lohan an 8-Ball of Meth, a Bottle of Everclear, 6 OZ Of Shrooms, 5 Handguns, 1 Assault Rifle, 2 Knives and then poke her with sticks and tell her she is fat, then let her watch over all the children in the Cancer ward at Cedar Sinai for a Week? Fucking Christ..

She thinks you get two free chopsticks with every purchase.........

This is NOT TRUE. China requires adoptive parents to be over 30. Strike one. China requires applicants to be married. Strike two. Britney lost custody of her children, and has a history of drug/alcohol abuse. Strike 3, she's out. If there are six year old twins in China waiting to be adopted there are plenty of waiting parents who would have applied for them already.

This story is fake.

@46 No shit Sherlock! Most of the stories are douchebag. You know a lot about Chinese adoption but have no fucking common sense............

Is it reelly nessissary to use such bad languge in a brit thread?

Please, save that junk for the other threads because brit is not like that nor are her fans people that like to be exposed to that sort of nonesince. a little bit of class would be aprobriate here

#48 - LOL.. I am laughing SOOO hard at you here "Anexio".. But let me Keep this clean, JUST FOR YOU..

Here we go:

1. Before you act all high and mighty and act like "Brit" is even remotely Innocent, you need to do your homework. She is an ADMITTED Drug User & Abuser. Are you forgetting that your buddy "Brit" was CONFIRMED doing lines of Cocaine off her dresser less than 5 feet from her baby?

2. She is obviously not as innocent or responsible as you would love to believe in your magical fantasy world, or state officials in California wouldn't have to label her as "Unfit" and take her kids away. And for arguments sake, let's leave outsiders out of it. Even her FAMILY (MOM & DAD) are worried about her and say she is off her rocker and needs years of Therapy.

3. She also has more of a foul mouth than half of the repliers to this thread. Just go watch Youtube or any number of other sites with videos of her hanging out with friends, or just peruse some of the MILLIONS of news articles about her where she is quoted as spouting off expletives about her Ex, Judges, Paparazzi, and a dozen other things in life. She curses up a storm.

4. LEARN TO FREAKING SPELL. Don't try to sound dignified, educated and classy when you cannot even compose full sentences with proper punctuation, let alone SPELL the simple words in your post. Your spelling lesson for the day:
A. REALLY, Not "reelly"
B. NONSENSE, Not "nonesince"
C. APPROPRIATE, Not "aprobriate "
- NOTE: How the hell did you spell "Expose" correctly if you can't spell "Really"?

5. Is that a dignified enough and "Classy" enough reply for your uneducated rectum? Where did you get your Diploma, as a prize in a box of Fruit Loops?

Well, as usual my opinion probably isn't with everyone else's, because I think it's really smart. Think about it: your life is going down the toilet, you've lost your kids, you are near suicide. But you know if you die, all the money will go to K-Fed.

So right. Adopt a couple more kids, make their official guardians your parents, leave all the money to them instead. Pretty brilliant really. She's helping others, AND even prearranging her own funeral.

That's just good manners.

what are you doing? I know you wander around the online site Sugarmommymeet.com,right? It's a club for those rich women to find hot guys. Does this mean you want to be a sugarmommy?

Surely when the psychological profiling is conducted there will be a blanket refusal on this mental midget even adopting houseplants.

Stupidest news story report EVER.

amazing this..hottest women http://www.spymac.com/details?2298228 hi hi click

The kid in the back looks like an alien and I don't enjoy it

She hasn't been practical in much. But i think it is very practical of her to put some money on funeral arrangements for herself, even at 25 years old. In case any of you haven't been around. One month, two weeks & six days ago Casey Calvert of the band Hawthorne Heights passed away due to accidental drug overdose. His age????? TWENTY SIX. Once again, i think Britney Spears is being very practical, you never when it is going to happen.