Nov 14 2007Brandon Davis pushes the boundaries of grease

hee gues how is first

ew

that's it, he's going to the top of my deathlist.

agh man my sparkling moment and I wrote how
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If we would have a person in our salon we would so kick him out!

who is this dude?

...ewwwwww

It is semen.

you normally see hair like that all around the asshole and butt crack

gay. he's gay. he's so gay. gay gay gay gay gay.

Who is this grease ball?

god damn this guy has problems.

i mean, besides being a sweaty, disgusting, greasy pig...

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Holy shit..... I'm probably gonna be the only one to say this (as usual), but Brandon Davis is fucking so goddamn hot. He needs a good hosing off....mmm come here boy....

Wait. He's got a thing against firecrotches? Damn, I lose again. I blew it. Man..... I'm so lame Brandon Davis won't even fuck me. Which is the epitomy of lameness for sure.

He is an oil heir, is he not? Perhaps that is why he is so greasy...some rich people roll around in money, but he rolls around in oil!

A loser + serious gay face. Someone should yank his trust fund from under him, so he has to get a job and McDonald's.

Can anybody tell me why he is so damn oily and sweaty looking? I mean, is it that he rarely showers or does he just altogether eschew hygiene of any sort? Looking at him makes me want to go douche.

Icky.

EwWwWwW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is fucking gross.....I seriously do not get how a stuck up bitch like Paris hangs out with a gross, broke, greaseball like this guy. Somehow, he must either provide her with drugs or something else she wants out of him...otherwise I can't possibly see what she does around him.

Who is this guy? Mandy Moore after a sex change? Why is he important enough to show a picture. Couldn't anyone with a minimum wage job working the fryolators at Mcdonalds been greasy enough? Enough questions I have to go back to work.

Jesus Christ, I think my computer just got the herps and genital warts from him being on the screen. There is no amount of money that could make him attractive to me. I'd rather chance it with someone at an AIDS hospice.

He's disgusting.

"All this time I was dunking my head in deep fryers, hanging out with mechanics, and laying on the floor of Britney Spears' car."
Fuckin hilarious...

You people are cruel. He can't help it that he was a victim of an oil spill, and they are only just now getting to him for the cleanup. Bounty paper towels favors penguins over Brandon Davis. SO what!?

He is such a spoiled little waste of life?

Why do I give a shit about him again?

What's his address? I am sending him a crate of Dawn.

Why does he make me think of the song "Betty Davis Eyes"? I'm trying to remember the name of that one poor-oozing disease and all I can think of is that death ray stare.

I think he just dipped his head into the San Francisco Bay...

That's not grease, it's douche, and he's he bag.

I'd be the last one to cast aspersions,

but judging by that picture,

I'd guess he's "drunk" a lot of "juice" out of a lot of "carrots" in his day

I found him at one big site, it seems that is (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). Sorry. I forget the username. I will check if this is true. I will tell you the results soon.

Grease is the word. This guy is about as greasy as the Growing up Gotti shitheads. To complete the look, all this douche needs is a solid gold IROC convertible.

I think he has an over-active thyroid or two, perhaps three.....

He looks like he never showers. You would think someone with money would atleast be able to look half way decent. He looks like he ate at KFC and used his face and hair as a napkin.

Someone just used the word "eschew?" Things are looking up at The Superficial.

But, back to the topic - eww.

I so hate guys who think they are hot when they are NOT. Greaseball.
I might fuck him after a bottle of wine though.

FYI -- A "sex diamond" is when the vagina or ass is so tight, it can turn a lump of coal into a diamond.

His mouth was MADE for bjs!

He's dripping grease all over that Maxim chick below him. Getting her titties all nice and shiny.

You might have to refresh the page for that joke to make sense.

Who?

what a f'n funny post.. i have tears in my eyes

tough man. i just wander why he is so popular on a dating site called sugarcupid.com. maybe his photos there are excellent. i think this one is so so.

How many litres of alcohol would you have to drink before he looked attractive? And dude, for fucks sake have a shave.

i've shit greasy hangover turds that were more attactive than this douche

jesus christ this guy is fugly. and what's with those lips? he's the kind of guy you'd want to crack in the face, except your fist would slip right off it.

Ewwww, who is this gross, gross man? Looks like an even uglier version of Ashley Simian's boyfriend.

he needs to cut his hair short and wash it very often and about he need to wash it every hour

Never heard of him.

He has great lips and kinda sexy..too bad he is a drug addict and smokes..yuck!

God love Wikipedia

Brandon Zarif (born 1979), better known as Brandon Davis, is the grandson of oil magnate Marvin Davis and former heir to his fortune. He has achieved fame in American media through his friendship and lewd behavior with Paris Hilton; he is known for leveling derogatory remarks at celebrities like Lindsay Lohan[1] and Paula Abdul.[2] He dated Mischa Barton briefly.

Davis' father Nebil Zarif is a Turkish-American wine importer who married Marvin Davis' daughter Nancy. Davis has recently been cut off by his parents[3] due to his drug abuse and also out of embarrassment over his lewd public antics.

Davis checked into a rehab faciliy in 2001. In June 2006 he once more sought treatment for his alcohol and cocaine addictions by entering Passages, a $75,000-a-month center in Malibu.[4] In 2007, Davis was cut off from his finances by his family until he went through treatment. [5][6]

He's also famous for being incredibly sweaty/greasy, earning him the nickname Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis. This is also in reference to how he resembles a bear, due to his pudgy body type and facial features.

edit:
remember the video of him saying Linsay Lohan is only worth like 7 million...so basically she is poor?

WHOSE LAUGHING NOW GREASER?! HAHAHAHA

Why does he look like somebody someone would draw in MAD magazine?

Now there's a fag's fag!

Brandon Who?

The reason he is asking for carrot juice, it helps you detox from drugs and booze. He's probably had someone tell him that, and now half out of it, it's all he can mumble out. He'd have to be really fucked to be in that state, sounds like herion BIG TIME. He's chasing sweet lady H for shurrrrrrrre
Him and the rest of his brat pack, AKA Hilton

What an oil slick, still he gets life points for shagging Mischa Barton.