Nov 2 2007Avril Lavigne is award-winning filler
Avril Lavigne attended the MTV Europe Music Awards 2007 last night in Germany. Apparently Europeans really dig her because she knocked out Justin Timberlake in the top two categories. Not only did her song “Girlfriend” win Most Addictive Track, but Avril walked away with the coveted award for Solo Artist of 2007. It’s been a while since she’s been on the site, so I thought, why not? She looks cute as a button. It’s almost like I could pick her up, put her in my pocket and take her home. Sure, she’s been hanging out with Britney Spears, but it's cool. I’ll just dip little Avril in a thimble full of bleach. Safety first!


Reader Comments
1. asdfqx - November 2, 2007 9:45 AM
so what's the big deal? show some more kim
2. 1MILF Hunter - November 2, 2007 9:47 AM
She needs some sun. Either that or she's an albino. Still much better than the unrelenting Brittney postings.
3. blizzy - November 2, 2007 9:48 AM
is that a wedding ring i see? thats one big cubic zirconia.
she'd be hotter with a few extra pounds on her.
4. Feckless - November 2, 2007 9:51 AM
After you dip her in bleach, you might want to glue her lips together so you can't see her Bride of Chucy teeth.
5. Texas Tranny - November 2, 2007 9:52 AM
Her dress is fucking ugly all bunched up like that.
I do like the fishnets (only if they're stockings)
6. MrSemprini - November 2, 2007 9:53 AM
All these lovely celebrities wearing fishnet hose and I can't even get my wife to wear underwear... woe to me...
7. Christinw - November 2, 2007 9:55 AM
I hate this ugly bitch.
8. BaconSaviour - November 2, 2007 9:57 AM
Where are the rest of her legs? Does she have some kind of condition? Was she born without thighs? You know , short people got no reason to live.
9. FRIST!!! - November 2, 2007 9:57 AM
Geh!!! She's been hanging out with Britney??
10. ALatrine - November 2, 2007 10:00 AM
dipping her in bleach is a good idea. add urinal cake earrings and she just might be useful too.
11. Quagmire - November 2, 2007 10:02 AM
i would love to see her on www dot brutaldildos dot com.
giggiddy giggiddy giggiddy giggiddy gooooooooooooooo!!!!!
12. Spanktronic - November 2, 2007 10:04 AM
The MTV europe awards was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Moments of pure unscripted brilliance. By the end of the show Snoop and Dave Grohl were basically insluting everyone in sight and no one seemed to get it. If you like laughing at europeans and lots of shit music you have to see this show.
13. Jimbo - November 2, 2007 10:04 AM
I think she could use a little less makeup
14. scooby - November 2, 2007 10:05 AM
she sure holds that microphone well in the first picture.
15. * MISS UNIVERSE - November 2, 2007 10:07 AM
Don't you just love that plaid dress. When was the last time you saw plaid.
Really retro and cute
16. Texas Tranny - November 2, 2007 10:09 AM
Her eye make up looks like a $2.00 hooker down at the gloryhole.
17. D. Richards - November 2, 2007 10:17 AM
I am praying that Avril's jet crashes in to the Atlantic on her way back to The States.
18. taylor - November 2, 2007 10:19 AM
Methinks you are racists.. too white? Oh and what about being to black? Whatever, bunch of idiots.
19. Superevil - November 2, 2007 10:25 AM
I wouldn't mind shooting a load of spunk on her face even though I can't stand her
20. Guy - November 2, 2007 10:27 AM
She is promoting the emo style which is against tan, hence the paleness.
Trust me, its hard being that pale, you have to wear sun block everyday.
21. Batty 'bout Avy - November 2, 2007 10:32 AM
Must admit she cleans up pretty well, nice smile pretty eyes, etc. Hey, I gots an idea, she could do ads for IHOP-she could speak their latest tag-line-come hungry, leave happy-get it? lol
22. Mr Big - November 2, 2007 10:35 AM
Just noticed, what's up with the lil skull necklaces she's sportin'?
23. Kim - November 2, 2007 10:42 AM
Hey #20 Guy.
Being pale comes naturally to some people, like me. I'm French and Irish, there aren't any paler nationalities on earth. Not everyone in America is dark skined Mexican (yet, unfortunately) And she won't be a bag of wrinkles at 30 from living in a tanning boot either. Not all pale people are EMO!
We need more pale people, I'm sick of looking at orange Paris, Jessica and Lindsay!
24. geek - November 2, 2007 10:43 AM
she looks like she wasn't popular in school and didn't have friends
25. geek - November 2, 2007 10:44 AM
she looks like she wasn't popular in school and didn't have friends
26. geek - November 2, 2007 10:44 AM
but she prob didn't go to school
27. gertie - November 2, 2007 10:46 AM
lets all pray together ..........
28. gertie - November 2, 2007 10:46 AM
lets all pray together ..........
29. geek - November 2, 2007 10:48 AM
that pale short girl in the drama club, her parents were too poor to buy her braces. she tried to be different by putting streaks in her hair...
she wasn't smart enough or deep enough, didn't have cool enough taste in music to be one of the indie kids... shops at hot topic.
30. nipolian - November 2, 2007 10:52 AM
You would think that whoever did her make-up would have popped that big ol zit between her eyes prior to slapping all that goop on her face. (pic 2)
31. Ript1&0 - November 2, 2007 10:58 AM
Oh HELL NO! HEEELLLLLL NOOO YOU DID NOT JUST PUT THIS BITCH ON HERE! AND SAID SHE WAS CUTE! ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME?!?! OH MY GOD THERE GOES MY BREAKFAST... YOU ARE A TOTAL DOUCHE LOSER POSER LOVING RETARD!!
Yes I am yelling.
32. EmoEater - November 2, 2007 10:58 AM
I'd buy her a boob job, lock her in a box, and feed her nothing but my hog. Now put the fuckin' lotion in the basket!
33. never could be hot - November 2, 2007 11:04 AM
all this makeup and she still doesn't look like a slutty hot hooker, she looks like a dork. and she looks like chris crocker...
34. dutchick - November 2, 2007 11:06 AM
yes the EMA's sucked..cuz it took place in germany. it wasnt even really advertised outside of germany til last week so the only people who voted are german. the fact that avril lavigne won any award (or was even a nominee for any award) reflects only on how disgustingly bad german taste in music is - not europeans.
35. Kim - November 2, 2007 11:10 AM
Hey Geek. #24,25,26,29......
We're not interested in your life story!
36. nipolian - November 2, 2007 11:17 AM
The Germans are the ones that really love David (the drunk old guy rolling around on the floor with a hamburger in his hand) Hasselhoff's music....right? That right there speaks volumes about their taste in music.
37. geek2 - November 2, 2007 11:21 AM
kim, do you think avril is cool?
38. geek2 - November 2, 2007 11:21 AM
kim, do you think avril is cool?
39. Kim - November 2, 2007 11:23 AM
Geek, not really, and not really (seeing as you post almost everything twice)
40. FRIST!!! - November 2, 2007 11:23 AM
What happened to her husband? He used to be in a band.
Race Car 41 or something like that.
41. A - November 2, 2007 11:24 AM
she is too pale, you can use sunless tanner to make your skin look better. she looks like an ugly ghost
42. Kim - November 2, 2007 11:26 AM
#41, Sunless tanner, even the expensive brands turn most people an unnatural color. I'd rather be blinded by paleness then have people look like Oompa-Loompas.
43. InstantAsshat-AddFame - November 2, 2007 11:49 AM
Being cute one night a year cannot make up for the fact that she's a back-stabbing, tash-talking, fan-spitting-on bitch. What a twat-salad.
44. InstantAsshat-AddFame - November 2, 2007 11:51 AM
Sorry that was 'trash-talking.'
And she has more moles than an international spy agency.
45. Spanktronic - November 2, 2007 11:53 AM
Last night Dave Grohl made a joke then said he wasn't "blaming" the German audience. No one luaghed of course, since we all know how Germans feel about accepting blame. Definetly a highlight of the show.
46. deddog - November 2, 2007 12:23 PM
her being a ghostly white is not the problem... the problem is her vapid personality. i'm sure you guys have all heard her talk and her views on the world. this has to be one of the stupidest people i've ever heard interviewed... she makes britney look like stephen hawking. dumb bitch, go to Hell if you support this idiot.
47. ddd - November 2, 2007 12:52 PM
"The Germans are the ones that really love David (the drunk old guy rolling around on the floor with a hamburger in his hand) Hasselhoff's music....right?"
And John Tesh!!!!
48. my comment - November 2, 2007 1:09 PM
Quite a dork. She can never be cool as Blondie or Patti Smith or any real rocker.
49. havoc - November 2, 2007 1:13 PM
Why are you showing this when there are photos of Kim's cootch to be seen?
I mean really.....
.
50. gerard Vandenberg - November 2, 2007 1:19 PM
AVRIL, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE eliminate those pink hairs!!!! You are a mature woman and show that too. This is really the looks of fifteen year old highschool girl. AND YOU ARE NOT ANYMORE!!
51. Yupsure - November 2, 2007 1:24 PM
"I'd buy her a boob job, lock her in a box, and feed her nothing but my hog. Now put the fuckin' lotion in the basket!"
Possibly the best quote EVER!!
52. Mark - November 2, 2007 1:32 PM
oh men!! she sure is drop dead gorgeous in that dress!! I don;t care much about the issue w/ her hanging out with britney, i love her and whatever she does i still will!! ^^
53. RENEE Z.... - November 2, 2007 1:37 PM
Is there anyone who doesn't hate this bitch? I actually like some of her songs and think they're catchy (hate to admit it) but she does seem like such a C U next tuesday (sorry, can't bring myself to say that word that is only reserved for the worst of the worst females). And whats the deal w/ hanging out w/ Britney all of a sudden? She always bashed the shit out of her, thinking she was better than her. What up?
54. Mark - November 2, 2007 1:48 PM
oh men!! she sure is drop dead gorgeous in that dress!! I don;t care much about the issue w/ her hanging out with britney, i love her and whatever she does i still will!! ^^
55. gotmilk? - November 2, 2007 1:54 PM
43, so you're saying she looks cute here? did you enlarge picture #2. might want to do that.
urinal cakes, that was awesome.
53, avril is probably trying to get back into the press. people have forgotten about her, or at least i wish they could. this rat face bitch needs to drop dead.
56. uh no - November 2, 2007 2:05 PM
54-
maybe if you are a closeted 14 year old boy who aspires to be like Pete Wentz from Fallout Boy.
shes plain at best.
her face isn't pretty, she's skinny and short, dresses like a weirdo, and has a snaggle tooth.
29- i get what you mean.
57. B Locs - November 2, 2007 2:27 PM
Heidi Montog after coke, mary kate and ashley before
58. April Lavigne is immature and over rated - November 2, 2007 2:43 PM
Chek out pic 2... what the Hell is that on her arm???
She needs to get back in school and at least get some manners. She always acts like a snotty hateful despising little bitch.
She looks ok, she sings ok, but man does she suck at being a human being...
59. lalaland - November 2, 2007 2:46 PM
um...when the hell did she hang out with britney? will someone PLEASE tell me that one...
60. lalaland - November 2, 2007 2:49 PM
she's actually really cute, i cant stand most of her gay tenny bop sounding music, but she's still cute.
61. lalaland - November 2, 2007 2:50 PM
#60...TEENY bop...my bad
62. joeypants - November 2, 2007 2:56 PM
I would wreck that.
63. Auntie Kryst - November 2, 2007 3:30 PM
Don't like her, she's a pop punker. The worst kind of poseur. She does play hockey though which is kinda cool.
64. Ript1&0 - November 2, 2007 3:34 PM
My god.... I still can't believe you said Avril was cute. It's been hours and I just can't get over it. I don't know if I can move on to the next post, so much of my energy has been depleted.
I think you should take it back man, then we'd all feel a lot better.
65. No. - November 2, 2007 3:46 PM
She's sold out. Plus, in interviews, she sems to be unbelieveably stupid. Please, please, PLEASE take her back Canada.
66. ihateyouavril - November 2, 2007 3:51 PM
Poser jackass. God, I hate her so much. Canada doesn't want her and has started telling everyone that she is really American, but wanted to be "cool"
67. No. - November 2, 2007 3:58 PM
Yes actually, sending her back to Canada wouldn't be nice to all you Canadians. You deserve better.
@40, Sum 41
68. i guess she appeals to kids with no taste - November 2, 2007 4:08 PM
she looks like a child, dresses like a freak
nothing to look at
69. ktsocha - November 2, 2007 8:20 PM
Why did you take off Amy Winehouse? I looooove that! Pleae post again!
70. hotbitch - November 2, 2007 11:27 PM
Is it just me, or is she starting to look like Chrissy Crocker!?
71. Dawn - November 3, 2007 9:48 AM
ummm what? Hanging out with Britney Spears?
I really hope you forgot to add "cousin" after it because she has been seen about with Britney's cousin Alli or something quite a few times (which is weird enough.... ) but certainly not Britney.
CLARIFY
I'm sure if she did hang out with Britney you would have needed to post about it, and if she has, it just proves how truely desperate she is, hoping to use Britney to get some of her fame.
CLARIFY
72. lori - November 3, 2007 10:21 AM
Yeah, she looks cute as a button....... in an undead sort of way. Are you getting paid to say these things?
73. Nikki - November 3, 2007 12:50 PM
maybe the Fish was being patronising.
I agree that she's cute. But only if cute means trying too hard to be edgy even though you sing pop, have bleach blonde hair and are rich and famous yet think you are some hard, street punk kid with actual problems.
74. Spindle - November 4, 2007 7:05 AM
this woman/girl disgusts me. does she think she is "alternative"? you just know her mum still packs her a lunch in the morning. i hate people who think they're so hard core rock n roll/punk and then they spend about ten hours painting on their face and straightening their hair - being a rocker is about not caring. i bet she doesn't even do drugs. sigh. she should try harder, i would happily slam a whole lot of heroin into her veins. if i could find a vein that is. plus she has no sense of humour. or personality. or song writing skills. or really anything. somebody slap that bitch.
75. Kowalski - November 4, 2007 5:36 PM
#53
"sorry, can't bring myself to say that word that is only reserved for the worst of the worst females."
Fine. I'll say it for you. Avril is a CUNT. You may thank me in hugs and kisses.
76. #74 - November 4, 2007 6:02 PM
She has said many times that she is against drugs and supposedly made her husband give them up when they started dating... LOL
77. michelle - November 4, 2007 10:15 PM
she looks cute but she needs to get some wax in there for those eyebrows because it is going to be a uni in a few months.... or it could be the lighting on the picture.
78. ew - November 5, 2007 9:16 AM
uhh 77?
she needs to dress her age, she needs to get out in the sun a little, she needs braces, she needs some meat on her bones.. and still she is obnoxious and plain looking. people a million times hotter, sexier, and better looking than this goth kid are called ugly on this website. it makes me ill that anyone would call this thing cute.
79. Shallo Val is a bitch, I know......w/e - November 5, 2007 12:44 PM
Is it me or does she look like really ugly, kinda like an Aardman claymation character.
80. acidbrat - November 5, 2007 11:57 PM
Avril cried like a bay-bay when she got "Punk'd."
Good times.
81. ^.^ - November 6, 2007 1:45 AM
avril lavigne is gorgeous yet funky! *hugggssssss*
82. Tam1h - November 6, 2007 12:34 PM
Shes absulutly Beatifull my dick geting hard when i see her :)
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84. selina - November 17, 2007 3:44 AM
avril is lovely and cute, she was invited to a celebrities & millionaire dating site called sugarcupid.com, according to the site owner.
85. peepster - December 1, 2007 1:04 AM
she is the WORST fucking fake-ass poser, no talent, brainless kiddy-shit-pop "artist' LOL. SHe's so arrogant and tries to act like she's fucking sid vicious, where he'd have wiped his shit-crusted ass with her. her husband is a lameass wannabee "punk" too who looks like his nose was mashed in a fight - probably over a fucking argyle sweate at Banana Republic. They both make me retch - hope they don't breed -
86. michael - June 26, 2008 5:23 PM
u know what short people have every reason to live u dumb bastard i am 6'5 u can't hate someone just becuse they r short what if u was only 2 feet tall u immature imbreded bastard. ok take my adivice grow up and get a life, u can't judge a book by it's color and just becuse someone dresses or looks different doesn't mean they dont deserve to live if they didn't do u think god what would have made them no i don't think so. it is not ur choice of who lives and who doesn't , u leave that alone with god. so like i said grow up u little sissy boy.