Nov 6 2007Angelina Jolie’s brother wants your soul

FIRST

first comment!!

Wow! That's like my second first in a week.
I'm pretty spectacular.

Better than third

Fucking funny, Fish, but if you don't know the difference between "pees" and "peas" I'm never gonna eat dinner at YOUR house!

Awesome commentary by the Fish.

Jesus. That is horrible looking. Angelina, and brother should be carted off to hell immediately. They're the same fucking person.

Angie's mom is spinning in her grave. And saying "James, sweetie, remember not to get any semen in Angie's eyes."

Dude, spit or swallow, but quit making that face.

Isn't that Jennifer Aniston stalking the lovely couple in pic#14 ?

That picture is probably enough to make any man no longer be attracted to Angelina Jolie...its basically Angelina with a cap on and no makeup...oh yeah, and homosexual. They're not twins? For real? Well at least now we can see that Angelina obviously doesn't get lip injections...unless her brother does too. Its creepy, it really is. I wonder if they share Brad?

That whole fuckin family is scary lookin. A bunch of freaks!!! And you that's the truth because,

This message was brought to you by Sinus Buster. The capsaicin pepper nasal spray.

Your commentary was hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh today!

LOL He scares the Shit out of me

#10

I think it is! Good observation! She looks quite devastated, too.

I'm thinking James was the fluffer in Angie's early "scenes" with Jon.

#14shanipie
if You're male, yep literaly

Dude, you are a genius!! That was hilrious!!!

Angie: Dad, can I have $20?
Jon: Sure, but you'll have to give me a blow job first.
Angie: Ok...I guess...(begins)...HEY! Your dick tastes like shit!
Jon: Well, your brother wanted to borrow $50.

Why is this post even here? What is the point?

@16 fuck you troll

Thank the Lord Angie stared plucking them eyebrows
& had the nose job

Anyone find it eerie they look so much like eachother

He looks like a cock mongeler

#20 Jimbo, there is no point. It's just kinda funny. Kinda like Sinus Buster. The capsaicin pepper nasal spray.

'hahahaHaHaHaHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
. . .FAGGYDaddyBraddy"

i want jimbo and frist to get married. (which of course would end with the ceremonial light spraying of the capsaicin pepper nasal spray over each other). you up for it?
i'm surprised superfish hasn't said he can spurt the capsaicin pepper nasal spray out of his penis without wincing. it's nothing compared to the lasers.

I don't know, maybe if he squinted all the time he wouldn't look so bad.

Home run on this one fish.... First time you have cracked me up in a while...

Brad such a shame
.. whats with the makeup (i.e.pic14)
& you're so girly since You hooked up with this angelina trannsvestite,
... more &more like kidmans Ex whatshisface

#26 cute

"I'm thooper! Thankth tho much for asthking!"

#30 cute? you sure? having pepper spray misted all around your eyes? cos..OUCH
or cute that superfish might be able to spray it out of his super penis? that's how you get the girls you know.

Cocaine is one hell of a drug!

I ... want ... your SOUL
I ... will eat... your SOUL!
Come To Daddy...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6345095361969974807&q=come+to+daddy

Creepy-- girl behind them looks just like Jen Aniston.

#32 Eh, I've had worse...

Not another one of these overrated narcissistic douchebags. When will they just go away?

This is what incest looks like.

Angelina is quite attractive. She is not pretty, but BEAUTIFUL! I mean it.
And you all know very well that you lie when you say she is ugly.

May the good Lord bless you and your family, Angelina.

What is an ellybell?

this is the best this whore has looked in ages because she's covering all of her boney ass body.

What a good looking man.

I like that the cocaine is plainly visible around his nostrils.

HILARIOUS FISH!! Now these are classic comments.

I wear his blood in a vial around my penis ring

I think they look just alike. The eyes, lips, smile.....siblings I guess they should look alike huh.

This was some of the worst writing i've ever seen. It's like the dialogue a 6th grader comes up with when he's just messing around. Jesus christ, the fact that you people think the writing on this site is good anymore is insane. This site blows.

Angelina's camel coat is classic with the CL chestnut shoes. She looks lovely, when usually to me she looks a low IQ goldfish staring out of the fish bowl.

Lets call him MANGELINA!

well Shilo should thank the lord she is female. Seriously, compare Angie and her mom to her dad and brother....the women have a monopoly on attractive in that family

The bloom is off the rose of their relationship. It is just sooooooo obvious. And to #10, PiTT - claaaaaaaaaaaassic!!

He looks just like Angie. Damn, they could be twins but they actually aren't. I saw him host 'Talk Soup' on E! years ago and he was funny and cute.

Awww Fish, you're so funny today!! Yay!! :)

Is it just me, or is this guy totally freaking hottt?? I'm serious. Is he gay? I want to make out with him. Look at the eyes.. you know that won't be a boring conversation. He's got crazy face.

if it wasnt for that memorable time when this two make out in the red carpet-i mean, kiss each other in a healthy, traditional way like brothers and sisters are suppoused to, i would say they are the same person.and hermaprhodite.

neee i know whats going on here.
angelina didnt have sex with billy bob thorton
it was james.

#40 jimbo - i'm honesly not sure. my name is ellie and then i saw a picture of a bell. that's literally the reason i typed that name.

BEST.FISH.POST.EVER.

Can't be topped. Ought to just retire now.

JOE! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed the obvious powder around his nostrils. No wonder he looks like someone just stuck a finger in his ass.

Anybody else notice that James and Brad are dressed exactly alike?! What if she catches a buzz and makes out with the wrong one? Er, wait....been there, done the bro!

Fucking Garanimals for adults, or what?

And damn, I love me some Brad Pitt! I'll bet everything about him is delicious, including his soul.

Is this sucker a cocaine or speed-addict? Or is it he wants just to look clever and damn awake like his sister. I think he will be an IDOL of the FAGGOTS after these pictures!! They all dream of angelina lips around their DICKS!!

If the networks decide to hire scab writers, I think The Superficial is a lock. That shit's funnier than anything that's been on SNL in a decade (except for Dick in a Box, of course, that's a classic, which someone in Hollywood will probably ruin by trying to turn it into a movie).

Loved the "script" bwahahah.

Nobody said "incest is best!" yet...oh well, I just did. ;)

Her fuggin bro scares me...what's with the dinner plate eyeball routine? Did he sit on a dildo?

#47

If you think the writing sucks, show us what good writing looks like. Write your own caption for this thread.

Um, lardo (#47)...what the fuck are you doing here, then?

Not only do I love the Fish's writing, but the other people who comment here
crack me the hell up! Witty and hilarious! Keep it up, folks!

like sister like brother.both like gold fish.

@ ????: Don't insult goldfish! (Freak and her bro look more like a big mouth Bass hahaha)

edamame (or however the fuck ya spell it) I agree! Helps me kill time at work, eh? Keep up the good work, people.

haha. comedy gold.

Hahaha... he has DSLs.

Ok, I must be getting old...wtf is "DSLs" besides a funny way of saying "DSL" AKA a High Speed Internerd Connection???

Tell me again why every woman is attracted to Brad Pitt? Middle aged man wearing a grandad hat...

he's totally blown out!!! you can see it on his nose!!!! get a kleenex for God's sake.

It's good 2 see Angelina in a different colour then black. This women hardly wears anything elese then black. Good step in chainging your style.

#70
cuz He was hot back in the day
same as guys still wack off to Brit in her old days .. 'the school uniform ''the sweatynaked dance video....(You Know i'm right)

funny funny fish.

making love in a canoe! hahaaaa!

make the site like this, include marginally-known-due-to-celebrity-incest walking freak-shows with an entire thread dedicated, we all remember that incident like it happened yesterday, plus the writing was top-notch this time, encore!

nobody needs to know nearly as much about spears or her ilk as all these sites make it seem, in fact reading her ocuntuary soon wouldn't be bad at all

so now that i finally know what Angie's first crush looks like,
(way too) close up, thanks to this thread, i wonder aloud:

what would their child have looked like,
if Angelina hadn't aborted it in its 2nd trimester...?

has nobody noticed the freaky Jennifer ANISTON hiding and spying on the couple on the 14th picture????

ARE THEY TWINS? LOL!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2298811

That's just a gay-face, that's all.

I thought I was seeing things in photo #14 & #15. That looks eerily like Jennifer Anniston behind Brad with a shocked look on her face. I'm glad to know im not the only one that noticed that!

Superfish you Rule. STELLAR post. If there is a God, James Haven and Brad will read that.

That was the funniest commentary! Thanks. Makes me feel much better after having read about kids getting high with sewage (supposedly) on Perez's site. Had a hard time drinking my coffee after that one.

i still think she is a hot bratt doll. she dresses really conservative lately. britney should get some ideas from her.
her brother seems gay. that makes me mind the kiss less.

to the person who wrote the blog...

i love you.

I think i laughed until i rupture a spleen... wait.. can that happen? Cause if not then it was my liver.

Super Fish....screw the writers strike..YOU'RE HIRED....*pulling out Monopoly game...paying Super Fish with Monopoly Money*.....you wil never starve again!!!

whats up with the huge eyes . friggin idiot

Hahahaha, that shit was hilarious. Best post ever Superfish.

Fish---thats f*cken hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That scene sounded like it could be on family guy. send that shit in!

His eyes look like mine after a night of too much "crills." (if you know what I mean)

This is the funniest post ever. You are a genius of some sort.

PLEASE stop treating the faceless, nameless relatives of D-List celebrities like their famous. Like, OMG---There's the former college room-mate of kathy Griffen, what has she been up to? NOBODY CARES!!!

this fan fic was transporting to say the least

remember that weird book from the 1970s -- roses in the attic -- where a brother and sister were locked in an attic by their grandmother and ended up in a incestuous relationship (among other horrors)...that is totally Angelina and her brother (who will spend his whole life only being known as Angelina's brother)

He´s a male Her.........

#23 - I think you mean "cock munger"? Anyway, the son of a bitch is a weirdo fuck that should be impaled with a javelin.

girl...u got gay face.

hes so hot youre just jealous superfish. youre ugly hes hot

perfect nose, perfect jaw, perfect chin, perfect lips, perfect eyes, perfect face!

After seeing him, Brad probably freaks out when he's fucking Angelina face-to-face.
Angelina's gross anyway. She has vaguely negroid features.

lol, he looks just like Andre from Project Runway S2

Creepy family
http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/09/angie-takes-one-to-know-one/

Too bad the canoe story you made up is just too believable,

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i181/PaisleyMoons/orphans.jpg

http://www.claudepate.com/albums/Graphics/joliebrother02.jpg

http://usuarios.lycos.es/dominusnoctis/angelinajames.jpg

F'ing weirdos!

OMFG, He looks more like Jeff Dunham's - Achmed The Dead Terrorist.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

Dude, proves my point all along!! Angelina MANjolie... she has always looked like a man and now we know that it is the truth, because her and her brother look IDENTICAL!!!!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. And you wonder why so many women are attracted to Angelina... haha manface!!!! (and not much of a body either to be frank)

I met her a few years back and, believe it or not, she has his eyes. They both have the same face, only she's a girl. I never got over how much she looked like ET. I then realized how much she squints in photos. But ... wow ... seriously, they look identical when she's not aware of the photographers.

You are the funniest person ever... Can I marry you?

Now I see, in part, why America's going down the tubes. The American workforce has declined in productivity because of blogs and the availability of computers in the workplace. I hope each and every one of you loses a job.
You SLACKERS!

Furthermore, this whole place called America is about to burn to the ground and you're discussing (real or imagined) aspects of the lives of people you don't know. You must all have peas for brains or less. I know it's old and hackneyed and not so original, but "GET A LIFE" before this whole illusion called life is over!

OMGSH. He looks pretty damn scary here. If only he looked the same as he did when he was younger? Did ANYONE see those pictures?
HE WAS SOO GORGEOUS! WHAT HAPPENED?! GOOD LORD.
Anyway, at least she's still pretty. And so is Brad. Mhhhhhhhhmmmm. XD

So this is Rebecca St. James's boyfriend? Wow, what does THAT say?

I love this guy!

Doesn't Haven have a voracious reputation for bedding all his women?

"HE WAS SOO GORGEOUS!"

He still is!!!

#111: What kind of drugs are you on?

I don't take drugs. He's cute, sexy, funny, and affectionate. He's a great guy.

James is such a cutie!