Nov 7 2007Angelina Jolie's CGI character is kind of a nympho

first!

wow thats creepy

LOL:

That photo looks like a 21st century version of The Birth of Venus by Botticelli

angelina wishes her bag of bones body was that hot!

IS SHE NUDE?? IS THAT PAINT??

#4 I totally agree, however some sick fucks out there think Angelina is sexy with her fuckin boney ass body, and think Mandy Moore is fat. GO fuckin figure.

@6 What does it matter is they are fat or skinny? You can't get it up

John Malkovich...heh heh

Ooo, I smell a potential Oscar for Angelina... because she is just sooo talented.

So even in 6th century Iceland chicks didn't have bushes. Whoduthunk.

That's kind of weird. But neat. Now the question is, are people going to wack off to digital versions of the real thing? I guess airbrushing essentially is that...

neat...

I WOULD LIKE SO STICK MY CGI PENIS INTO HER CGI VAGINA! lolz lolz zomg wtfbbq!

What can you say, she has many skills, and many talents, two of them, up on the frontal region of here body there. They defy gravity. Ahhh, what lovely talents.

NOW SHE IS SHY...... DID SHE NOT SEE GIA ???? Oh for godsake !!!! PHULEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!

Umm if you want to see AJ naked, go rent or buy unrated version of "Gia" instead of drooling over some CGI crap.

What a fucking joke AS IF her pasty thin ass looks like that. Watch Gia and you'll see that even at the top of her game she never looked that good. I love how she is trying to pretend that she's shy... oh ya little miss blood vile, baby farm running, brother kissing, naked in a shitload of movies, crazy fucking psycho is SHY. Fuck that. That shy comment is just aimed at trying to get us to believe that this is what she looks like under her clothes. She's had a baby and lost lots of weight; her boobs are not that big and if you watch Gia or look at her even clothed you'll see that this chick has a VERY broad waist unlike her hourglass fanstasy CGI alter ego. Also where are the jumbo protruding arm veins on this creature and shouldn't she be bonier and a nice pasty greyish shade. Also the chick has cellulite by now, and the flatest ass and spear fishing arms

. So don't be embarrased Skange, the only embarassing thing is that you don't look like this at all. Now go adopt another child and suck another fifteen years off your corpse husband the intellectual midget; Brad Shitt.

You go, No. 16!! Damn that was good~

Okay, so I'm stupid! But last I looked at a photo or film clip of Angelina Jolie, she didn't look like that. She's a bit on the "skinny/we're terribly worried about her" side. Does her agent/propaganda machine really think that we're going to buy that that is her, when we see her plastered over all the mags every day looking like -- a fishing rod! I really have to question if they give us any credit for common sense!!

Oh for jebus' sake...Jolie is FUCKING VILE. She does NOT have a body like that. She is a disgusting tatooed TWO BY FOUR. She always HAS been. All she had was her over-rated tits, her grossly collagen-inflated lips and her fake-ass "bad girl" smirk.

She is a disgusting bobble-head with no ass whatsoever. She looked like a retarded Romulan in "Hackers," a figureless Lara Croft in "Tomb Raider" and now, a completely fake-ass CGI naked bitch in Beowulf.

I will never understand you slavering fans that think she's so "hot." There isn't an appealing thing about her. Hey Angie, get another tattoo! I think you missed a spot on your disgusting flat ass! Here's a tire pump, let's make those freakish lips even bigger!

Uhm....did no one see Gia...she was naked in there, making out with another woman!!!!!! Why is she all shy now? B/c she's a UN ambassador?

She should be glad for whatever flattery she can get. Good thing they didn't include all the ugly tats.

after brad see this movie, his penis will still continue to cry inside....maybe jennifer anniston didn't fuck her brother or have sex-crazed orgies while cutting herself, but it must be better than toting around 4+(?) fucking kids around trying to get some mummified, bony ass....

i hate angelina jolie.she's a whore.

Well, well, finally a picture of somebody who is "straight" naked to the bone. These are the scenes I love most. You know why? Because a girl has no secrets. Only her wonderful body to be loved to the bone. And that is no punishment!!

I wonder if they award Oscars to CGI characters? Imagine if Lindsay could just have them CGI her for all her movies- she could just stay home and snort coke while her CGI showed up for work. And it would be a better actress than the actual Lindsay. Everyone wins! Except her nose.

Angelina was hot as shit you fucking morons. Her body was better than this CGI deal. But yeah, it's much worse now. A coatrack.

What #4, #16 and #19 said.

First of all, her head looks like it's glued on her body. Some animation...

Second, isn't John Malkovich, like, 100 years old?

Yeah right, that image is real believable. Give me a break, Angelina is a fricken twig...you could break that girl in half she's so skinny. But she's made to look all voluptuous, hahaha. Her lips probably weigh more than her body.

yehp! agree with them anti-angies =]

pssh, her tits dont even resemble that. lol, that shit looks dumb.

I wonder whose body they modeled this after. It wasn't skeleton skank Jolie. Some of her mid 90s pics look decent.

You are all retarded. This chick is not hot, nor has ever been anything but damaged goods. no matter how many kids she adopts, daddy will never be able to say "Sorry" enough, and she will never be anything but a chick who likes to be punched in the jaw while I'm unloading on her chin.

Being John Malkovich is an amazing movie. Trully hilarious. That is all.

PHOTOSHOP for sure..
Angelina doesnt have a body like that, she´s skinny now, with almost no female ´forms´ anymore..

so tirred of pictures full of retush/photoshop..

Every modern male's dream-- a gal made ENTIRELY of plastic, not just the bolt-on boobs, but every inch molded from an unnatural substance.
And I agree with # 28-- bad proportions. I guess that have WAY too much money in Hollywood, to not only be abel to pay the most expensive actors, but then to overlay the most expensive graphics to come up with an animated piece of shit.
I'll just read the book again, thanks. It's been since about the seventh grade.

HOLD UP....SHY????

Go watch Gia...errr...tak emy word for it. shes nude full on frontal 80% of the movie.

shy my ass. I hate lying celebrities.

hahah"F*ckingVILE"
phoney lying whore
WTF???...she "felt shy"

bullshit
That pic looks like her brothers HEAD

???SHY
LyingF*ck!
what you adopt a bunch of kids you're a saint
no you can't hide from your past B*tch

shy?? FAKEB*TCH!
#4, #16 and #19 EXACTLY ! ! !

Looks like the lamest film of the year!

At last, something creepier than the real thing.

She had that body in the past.

Unfortunately she's had to loose the weight because as a woman gets older those curves begin to drop and that looks really bad.

A woman really only has till she's 25 and then it's ALL downhill.

Anybody bother to see the HBO movie "Gia" --- she's not all THAT shy!!

Who cares if it looks like her REAL body - what is real now.

It's Hollywood, it's not real. Do you really think all those stunts in the new Indy will be done by Harrison.

Heck by the end of it he'll probably be up for "best voice acting in an animated feature" it will be so unreal.

I can't skwonk mah pah-hump to that plastic looking thang!
Ah but I am still mesmerised by Jolie's big pillowy lips - lips to be kissed, to curl up into, to wrap oneself around in a chill bastard winter morn, lips that I'll defend from every anarchist-commie-pinko-jihadhist-cum-drunk-homo-motherfucker that tries to get near her, oh wait, she's with Brad Pitt, too late, I'll take my warm milk now and gnash teeth in the next room while flailing my don quixote away in grief.

She wishes that were her body alright. She'd do an epic anime if she could.

She looks creepier than a Real Doll.

Bi-polar meth heads are strange that way. Angie is one freaky chick, but I'd stuff her vajayjay. And I love Malkovich. Angie is...talented.

holy shit, her body looks absolutely nothing like the animation, jolie has the ugliest body regardless of her weight, pancake ass, broad waist and shoulders, and shapeless legs, she's ugly head to toe, i guess they had to animate her into a male fantasy with a beautiful hour glass figure. she's nasty! eww ewww ewww!

Check out the links below. She was never that curvy. Sure she's got the boobs, but take those away and she's basically a man. She's got the Drew Barrymore figure where her ass is really flat, her waist is wide, and her hips really narrow. She tends to carry weight in her midsection, and that's why she's gotten so thin, because even when slender, that body type can look a bit thick in the waist.

I remember seeing recent photos of her wearing a two-piece swimsuit, and even though she was really skinny and scrawny in the limbs, her midsection looked a bit doughy and undefined. Imagine when she was normal looking. She definitely does not have this hour glass figure. EVER.

http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/MISC_Angelina_Jolie_Got_Milk_lg.jpg

http://gossipgalore.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/angelina-jolie-anorexia-anxiety-as-lara-croft.jpg

http://wantedmovie.net/images/angelina_jolie_wanted_movie_3.jpg

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/angelinajolie/angelina_jolie_4.jpg

Ditto #4, #16 & #19...... John Malcovich? I would love to just sit around and get drunk with him......... he would be extremely entertiaining!

i know people who worked on the movie, it is a models body but her head. when they did the tests, she was too thin (see, you are all right!). I do not know the models name, but did see the tests they did and that is definitly the models body (it was a work of freaking ART!).

onto the next story....

i prefer her animated body than her skin and bones today.

oh please!!!! she felt shy!???she has been nude in her other movies...and the real her not animated her. shy??? she who bragged to anyone who would listen how many times and where her and billy bob do it...she who tells the public she prefers to sleep with men (and women) in hotel rooms...she who ran around practically naked for all to see. shy??? she is so full of crap!!!

It is not her body! I too know people who worked on this - they were not happy with Angelina's body so they brought in playmate and stuck her head ontop......I think it would be weird to see yourself in a movie with your own head and another person's body....

her head looks too big for her body [in the pic]

Psh. What's there to be shy about?

It's not as if her actual body looks like that.

Is this the new illustration for Butterface in the dictionary?

Did you guys ever see that movie Gia? She is not shy...How many fucking times do you have to say that? We get it. Once is enough you retards.

You can tell it is photoshop because they forgot to give her a neck. They just plopped her head on there. She looks like a tall midget. With fabulous breasts.

looks creepy to me

Ha ... I totally agree with 16 and 19.

Shy? I take it she was shy in Gia ....

All she´s been trying to do lately is reverse her skanky, whorish, trashy image by adopting kids, being a Goodwill ambassador, and trying to save the world.

Sorry darling, but it´s really not working--we all know you´re still a druggie slut at heart.
Mabye you shouldn´t have bragged about doing drugs, sleeping around with men and women, and openly displaying your craziness in the past, hm? Karma´s a bitch.

I´ve never understood why she was so "hot". All I ever saw was a flat ass, veiny arms, twig legs, and an emaciated body.

And apparently Brad likes shagging mummies with trout lips.

totally...its so not her body, she just said she was "shy" cuz she wants ppl to believe she actually has hips like that.
shes a boney man stealer. gorgeous face usually, but i've never thought her body was ever remotely hot.
she's more like a butterbody

This one wins photoshop of the year award for sure.
This body has a nice shape to it.
Angelina's does NOT. She's about 20lbs skinnier than that body. All bones.

I agree with #64- Angelina has a pretty face but an ugly body. Always did. I never understood the people who raved about what an amazing figure she had. I guess they think that her body in Tomb Raider was her real body.
Shy? Whatever. Its not as if that's what she really looks like underneath her clothes.

That is sooo not how she is shaped either. She's got no ass and hips. She's just boobs. No hourglass shape going on.

First of all... this is CGI! It would be so sad if guys got off on seeing Angelina Jolie in this movie. Secondly, she looks NOTHING like what they're trying to portray in the movie. She is obviously skinnier (unhealthy?)... not just her body, but her face as well. And I've seen plenty of pictures of her and there is no way her breasts are that big and firm. She's natural and I commend her for that. But you have to be completely blind or stupid to even think that she looks remotely close to that in reality.

i agree with #12... shes ssooo fuckin SEXY!!

I WANT TO HAVE FUCKIN SEX WITH HER!!!!

Angelina is great. She always has new ideas to entertain herself. Just last week, I saw her on the millionaire singles club (http://Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). She has posted a nice proifle there. Seems she is popular and active there.

Unimaginable!!!11??????????

her boobs used to be that big but pregnancy was not kind to them. now they are deflated and saggy

her boobs used to be that big but pregnancy was not kind to them. now they are deflated and saggy