Nov 9 2007Amy Winehouse’s husband arrested for plot to fix trial

Night of the living dead.

dear god they are both so FUGLY!!!

The only thing this bitch "desperately worries" about is when she is going to get her next shot of heroin.

No matter what happens to this woman, she is dedicated to having that weird hair and eye makeup. That's real talent, people. Singing and songwriting are . . . whatever . . . I mean, who cares? But making sure that stupid 'look' is consistent in every photograph (even the freakin bikini pictures) --- that's what makes her a star!

What do you think she's hiding in her hair? That's the real question.

Today's my birthday.

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Gonna go to rehab you Ho Ho Ho.

That picture scares the fuck out of me, I'm locking my doors.

Maybe they would be happier is someone gave them a hamburger or something. I havent come across any happy skeletons in years.

He needs to get arrested trying to steal a fucking sandwich. Eating is GOOD!

Happy Birthday Emerson!
Oh, Amy WInehouse, yikes! All that vocal talent, she's going to die. Do they BOTH cut themselves? I saw cut marks all over HIS arms, in a photo the other day. I thought it was just her.
Pathetic.
Sid and Nancy, without the talent.
Oh, and if anyone thinks Nancy Spungeon was stupid, think again. She was just INSANE.
Great book AND I DON'T WANT TO LIVE THIS LIFE, written, warts and all, by her Mom.
My Mom read it years ago, and then I did. Whoa.

HE CAN STILL TAKE A CIVIL SUIT!!

So what good does offering him money do??

i don't why i did, but i enlarged that photo. what the shit is going on with her hands? they look fucking deformed.

and when did she decide that looking like the bride of frankenstein was a good idea? i especially love all the extra peach fuzz on her face.

he just looks like a corpse. i wonder if they're having a contest to see who can starve themselves to death first?

Maybe I'm a tard, but I don't get it. Was the Jason guy who got his ass kicked in on the plot when they filmed him or was he just trying to get the money and put an end to the court case? And if so, then whats the big offense? Why couldn't he just take the money for his pain and suffering and agree to forget about the court case? What gives? I don't know enough about the law, I need to go watch some more Judge Judy; watch her rip someone a new a-hole as usual! Okay...not that these Wino people really matter anyways. And I kept waiting to hear that while they were raiding her house they found 5 billion dollars worth of heroin and piles of dirty needles. But nooooo...how is that possible???

How the fuck did that skeletor beat up anyone, even with an accomplice? Looks like he could break one of his ribs by just putting a shirt on.

He should have turned the job over to Paulie Walnuts

7- holy shit! ron jeremy impersonating britney. wow! funny.

How could this guy "severely beat" anyone. Was the bartender a 12 year old girl.........with MS.......after swallowing AquaDots??? wtf

Well that totally throws off my wacking off schedule. This is going to take a Jessica Simpson down blouse shot to take care of. Make it so Number 1!!

Thanks Emmyem!

Amy, Dog, Beth and Blake should just have a four-some and sell the sex tape. Then we could all poke our eyes out.

You are welcome, Emerson. I like Scorpios, I always have................
Today is "let's be nice" day. I'll bet no one can do it but us............
*Singing* We are the world, we are the blah blah......................:)

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LMAO @ 19.
SCREW food!!! go skeletors!!

never can be too thin ;)

This seriously looks like a couple dressed up for Halloween as Bride of Frankenstein and, well, a dead detective. One of them WILL die within the next year. She will probably OD if he gets sentenced to any kind of jail time. Wow. Just say no to drugs, kids.
And Happy Birthday Emerson.

This would be interesting...if I cared about these two...which I don't..

But I do care about grammar. You cannot withdrawal something...duh..

Well, maybe this isn't NICE, ha ha, but regarding Amy Winehouse's HANDS, they are filthy and covered with scabs! So, if you mix that together, like Amy's scabs, her husband's old socks, the NITS in her hair, and add some curdled milk, you'll get a yummy meal!
Gross! I know..................

Caption reads:
Blake: Hey Amy...see that giant rat over dere? I'll put my dick up your ass as far as I can if you would just dive over dere and catch it in your teeth for dinner...,
Amy: I'm on it, Blake, I'm on it....,

they're too ugly to give a shit about

THAT has got to be the UGLIEST couple EVER...

Hmmmm, the "Ugliest couple ever", or the ugliest "Famous" couple ever?
I'm saying it's a tie between these two and Dog and Beth.
No, I looked again. Dog and Beth win. That's just my opinion.............:)

wow.

They look normal enough here.

Happy B-day Emerson - hope this site isn't the high point of your day...,

Greatest Halloween pic EVER.

Wow, really he is NOT HEROINE CHIC.... Really Go to rehab Amy REALLY!!

Hey Emerson, it's my birthday too. and I bought myself a portable DVD player, and that damned thing has no volume. Fuck it. I'm going to bed.

Amy, you're nasssssty!

Walking Corpses

Look at her cracked out eyes, man. Holy Glass Dick, Batman!

It has been established, that persons who have recently died, have been returning to life, and committing acts of murder. Widespread investigation of reports from funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals, have concluded that the unburied dead are seeking human victims. Hard for us here to believe what we're reporting to you, but it does seem to be a fact.

24, you're asking for trouble by the way, but you probably need the attention.

She's obviously trying to use her mental powers to alter reality... Nope, he's still butt-ugly and she's still a talentless hack. Oh well, better luck next time!

Man, they are wasting away...it's gross and kinda sad. They need to get their shit together.

One...how can a 85 pound junky beat the crap out of a male bartender...? this wouldn't happen in any bars I've been to.

Two...when a lawyer does the same thing, it's called 'settling out of court'. Why does it turn into a crime when you cut out the thieving lawyer and do it yourself?

haha who writes this shit!? the bit about paul revere and the F16 made me piss my pants

zOMG teh are teh tot@lly eewwz!!!111

Also, I agree with the others, how did that fucking Auschwitz victim pound on anyone? My 80 year old gramma could kick his ass. Hell, she was walking with her friend and a dog attacked her friend so my gramma kicked the dog in the balls and the dog ran away. I mean a real canine, not that "golden retriever" in Hawaii. ;)

How is Amy Winehouse not an accomplice to this alleged crime? Where would Fielder-Civil get 200,000 pounds? Certainly not from his personal bank account.

If he was planning to offer such a sizable chunk of cash for hush money, THAT MONEY WAS AMY'S, and she obviously would have known about his scheme.

>>what the shit is going on with her hands? they look fucking deformed.

Those are called trackmarks.

#47

you seem to be forgetting that these are junkies. they don't think about stuff like balancing checkbooks and such.

poor girl, she was so much prettier when she did her first album back when she was a size 12 and didn't let toddlers style her hair and makeup. she's shot to shit now. i knew she didn't get thin naturally despite the claims.

I can't tell if this picture is distorted or if these people are actually this ugly. They look like the aliens from Mars Attacks.

God help us if these two procreate.

@ #19

..........FUCK YOU for joking about MS!

the end

So, I know of Amy's alleged love of the crack and heroin combo, but everytime I see these two - she looks cracked as shit, and he looks doped. I wonder how they can stand each other being in such different states.

Do they somehow equal a giant speedball unto themselves?

52, nothing is sacred here, so please, do us a favor and fuck off. Thanks!

She's got a severe case of man hands. Or at least man thumb.

If they have a kid, that is gonna be one UGLY ASS BABY!!

If they have a kid, that is gonna be one UGLY ASS BABY!!

What the fuck is with everyone talking about Sid & Nancy?
They fucking wish.
Any of you making comparisons between the two (or should I say, 4) obviously don't have a fucking clue.
We get that you know about Sid & Nancy, how fucking hardcore you are.
Get a new line. PLEASE.

Ok, who the fuck is this skank bitch, and why does the operator of this blog seem to have a very unhealthy fixation with her?

Emerson, many happy returns. My b-day was yesterday...hope yours is as fun as mine was.

No really, which bartender got his ass kicked so badly by this guy he required plates in his face. I'm a 20 pound geek, and i could thrash this junkie to within an inch of his life. And, can these guys really afford the needed hanger ons to thrash a bartender on their behalf, and not attract the wrath of the bigger and scary bouncers that would have been on the door?

THATS a rumble i'd want to see. A door watching cromagnon vs Winehouse security.

fucking wasteoids

Poster for the movie "Bride of Dead Dick Found in Dumpster a Week Ago".

I think she should trim up her sideburns. They're not flattering on her.

"...was arrested on charges of offering a bartender he severely beat..."
What in hell? Was the bartender a 6 month old baby at the time of the attack? Blake looks like he would break his own arm off trying to lift food to his mouth. If you sneezed on Blake his bones would probably disintegrate and he would turn into a puddle of snot.

@59. I think her music is popular in the U.K. Brit's enjoy shit music. Look for it on youtube.com; it's god-awful. It's fun to shit on self-made loser celebrities, though.

These two fuckheads should be locked up. Amy Winehouse is a piece of trash. God willing the girl offs herself someday soon.

both are so anorexic!!! like walking corpse!!

I love Amy, she makes it looks so effortless. Britney, Paris, Lindsay all try way too hard. Amy is a much bigger disaster: heroine, annarexia, domestic abuse, this wacky new charge. But she just always acts like all is well.

plus her cd is awesome

Today is my birthday

MY God she could be doing so much better than this ghoul

The idea that these two boink is just enough to make me want to gouge my own eyes out. Disgusting.

wow. this couple is almost as impressive as dog the bounty hunter and his wifey. lol

£200,000 and plane tickets outa here? That's like half a million US$.... I woulda taken the bribe.

Does he have AIDS?

At least in the US, you can offer money to settle a civil case (a case over money) but not a criminal case. The latter would be (in Brit-speak) perverting justice. My guess is the bartender set up a videotaped sting. Amy is on the hook because it's undoubtedly her money.

damn he looks like hell

she looks like Hedda Nusbaum, like she's been seriously abused.

NO TALENT PIECES OF CRAP

NO TALENT PIECES OF CRAP

How long before the airplay these two low lifes get dies down. Send the guy part of this ugly menage to Scotland and we'll show him how to beat up a barman so no bribe is necessary...

whats up with his head been in a press ugly man

Hey newbie.....why don't you jus go FUCK yourself BITCH!!!!

Hey newbie.....why don't you jus go FUCK yourself BITCH!!!!

I'm closing my eyes and imagining this skinny bastard mounting Amy and I just can't stop laughing. This sucker looks like he'd break a finger opening up a can of beer. Amy, I know you can see but the both of you just look like garbage!!

They are said to be invited to an TV show with his wife by a luxury millionaire&celebrity dating site http://Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger

How beautiful she is ! Some of my best friends who are long time with Nudistonly.com told me she has a profile on the nudist date site and left some of her nude photos there. Yeah ! Nudist is free for the life...

they are both skanky as hell and look like they hit the pipe or the needle on a very regular basis. Not to mention they could definitely use a bath! Gross!

Seriously guys watch out...cause when night of the living dead comes true, these two will be the head zombies. That dude looks like death. DEATH I TELLS YA!

That's a seriously freaky photo, he looks emanciated in an AIDS like way..

Aside from her musical talent, you have to be in awe of a woman who can maintain that terrific hair on a daily basis, along with those alluring "cat" eyes.