Nov 16 2007Amy Winehouse hiding stuff in her beehive

First bitches! This chick makes me sick. She makes Britney look like the Queen of frickin England.

She was great in Cats!

Does she have like a ton of those slippers? Is it the same pair we always see her in? Do her feet stink?

Scary! I bet she has a blade in there too for any encounters with her husband or her fans! She'll knife you!!Stand back!

She is now getting more attention than Pam Anderson or Paris Hilton.

this is unusual because she is not pushing sex appeal

Hey, she is my sista. We OWN that block bitches! We can't wait for her to do her "84 hour" prison stint!

Fish, normally, I hold you in utmost respect.

But uh,,, she ain't blowin' her nose.

She spends an inordinate amount of time fishing around in that thing, pulls out some blow, and not-so-discreetly snorts it.

She is the grossest chick in show biz.

that's why maxim voted her one of the top five "Unsexiest Celebs" and stated:
"Coming second on the list was British singer Amy Winehouse with her "hemorrhaging translucent skin," "rat's nest mane" and "lashes that look more like surgically attached bats."

But they saved the best slam for Sarah Jessica Parker, who made the number one spot, least sexy celeb:
"How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with 'sex' in the title?" they said. "Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth."

Thats not a tissue dude watch her face she sniffs some powder.

I agree with Skanklin - she's definitely snorting something. That chick is just nasty.

Cruella DeVille. The puppies! Get those PUPPIES!

She's gaining weight

Cocaine? She could be a VS model except for the tracks,tats,and rats!

By VS model I mean---Very Skanky model

I think it's far more likely that she's pulling the tissue paper/cocaine/whatever from her sleeve. An Irish friend of mine keeps her Kleenex similarly, tucking it discreetly into the fold of cloth on the inside of her wrist. I'm not condoning the act, by the way, because it's nasty as hell, but I have to believe that even someone as bizarre and unlettered as Amy Winehouse wouldn't conceive of hiding tissues in her hairdo. That's more of a Britney Spears move. Except it wouldn't be tissues, it would be french fries. With sauce.

Can you even get a bet on her in the Death Pool? Isn't she even odds?

She looks like she just stepped out of a grave. I won't be surprised if she commits suicide, intentionally or not. It will be hard to feel sorry for her, as this is the life she choose: live fast and die young.

This trainwreck is only famous because of that queer, Perez Hilton.

I bet there is a mirror, a razor blade, glass dick (smoking meth), a butane torch, and a couple used condoms.

I couldn't tell if this was a joke. I know the people who write for this website are not naive. I mean, did you really think that was a tissue, or was that sarcasm? Did you *notice* how much time she spent digging in that beehive??

GIRL NEEDS TO HIDE SOME GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER IN THERE CAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS SCRATCHING LIKE SHE'S GOT SOME PSORIASIS.

You can see it coming, Amy Winehouse was found dead this morning of a drug overdose. She better get her ass together or she will be dead alot sooner than later!!!

Saw the tape, smelled the glove. She's snortin' faster than the dancers, or my muscular buttocks don't drive the wimmin-folk wild.
Poor Amy. What's a girl to do when her pimp, pusher, leech, eh... husband is is jail? Try to buy off the witnesses? Been there - don't do that. You ain't got the glistening god bod to pull it off.
Of course, when I bought off the witnesses it was easy, because the wimmin threatened to cut off their husbands' pocket-flyrod after I said I'd move my heavenly hips to Brazil and get rich doing piano porn.
Assuming the piano wires could stand the strain. Probably not. My steel's just too strong.

what is sad is if she was normal she could be hott

You know, Amy Winehouse IS one of three or four real artists played on daily radio here in the US. She's actually talented, and she actually sings live, and here we see her covering the Specials. These are all good things. I know her trainwreck lifestyle makes her prime Superficial fodder, but we should cut her some slack, jack. If she keeps on this way, she'll be dead soon and then we'll be back to square one with no more good soul/r&b records to buy.

She's got the tissue in her sleeve. You can see her take it out and replace it afterwards.

yeah she's talented but can she be talented and decent and normal at the same time?

Why is she just standing there in the video, hands behind her head while everyone else is singing and dancing around??? Seriously??? What a waste of space. She has officially dethroned Brit as Queen of TrailorTrash. I can't stand to look at her haggard face, she's probably the most unattractive human being ever.

Maybe she's also a magician?

To bad she is afucking junkie. That shit is sad, what a good voice. Heroin takes the lives of so many. RIP Kurt, Layne

To bad she is afucking junkie. That shit is sad, what a good voice. Heroin takes the lives of so many. RIP Kurt, Layne

she is not pretty,but her profile on a dating site calles sugarcupid.com is popular, maybe because she is cool and sometimes sexy.

I've seen your profile on there selina and you are nothing short of a total whore. Coke cans do not belong in your ass, I promise.

She learned it from Absolutely Fabulous Patsy.

i'm pretty sure she got the tissue from her sleeve loads of people, keep their tissues up their sleeves (Mainly old people though)

i'm pretty sure she got the tissue from her sleeve loads of people, keep their tissues up their sleeves (Mainly old people though)

I'd hit it.

Hell, I'll even think about hitting it right now.

*masturbates furiously*

She isn't snorting anything or getting anything out of her hair. She had her arms up like an idiot for whatever reason. If you watch this clip closely (or one of the other ten trillion of that night), you can see that when she brought her arms down she used her sleeve to wipe her nose.

I know it's gross but a far better alternative to her "snorting" something right?

It's quite obvious to anyone with working eyeballs that she pulls the tissue (or whatever) out of her sleeve. Fish and Skanklin need to get some glasses.

Oh now you guys! Poor Fish! He was TRYING TO BE NICE! Riiiiiiight. He knows! I think..........Oh, and # 2. You're funny. That was one hilarious comment about "Cats". I wish I had thought of it. Anyway, my hair....er hat is off to you. Good stuff!

I call bullsh*t!

You fags are crazy...this ugly whore has nothing. SINGING is not talent losers. And what a (what do the lovely Jews call it?) schtick! She sings like a black woman from long long ago. Amazing!!!! How creative!!!
I can't wait til she dies.

I like this girl.

She's the only one with true talent.

she's blowing her nose to her sleeve- there's no kleenex there. besides, she's in slow-motion, so she's obviously not doing coke- she's more likely a heroin junkie- at least that disgusting husband of hers is.

When I was in High School, in a Los Angeles Barrio, all the Mexican chicks used to put razor blades in their hair, so they could use them when they got into a fight.

Why do people think this sack of shit is talented? She can't sing, she stands on stage like a snot-nosed little child and doesn't perform at all, she's worthless, and hideous to boot.

Why in the fuck does she keep doing that eyeliner shit-curl?

She can't sing, and she can't even get that staggering-drunk-and-high-as-fuck-on-stage-Janis-Joplin routine down right either.

She looks as though she would smell like burnt ramen noodles if you met her in person.

Shes' creepy

Hottie, you should go back to the millionaire singles dating club millionairecupid.com and chat with your friends there again. They need you! You should not drop them!

I think she's scratching her head, then wiping her nose on her sleeve. I don't think she pulled a tissue out of her hair, or her sleeve. she was wiping it right on her sleeve.. nasty..

It's like that Harlem Globtrotters cartoon they used to show, where the dude could pull out school buses and chainsaws and shit like that out of his afro.

it was in her sleeve. my grandma keeps kleenex in her sleeve too.

she clearly wiped her nose on her sleeve.

you folks can call me crazy but I see her blowing her nose off on her sleeve, I don't see any kleenex comeing out of her hive!

You guys should remember she got the artists' choice award at the MTV Europe Music Awards, which is probably the only MTV award with any real merit. She does have talent.
However, she is dealing with this Blake thing all wrong... She shouldn't really be doing shows if she's that emotional about it. Maybe the record company is making her?
Give her some credit, anyway; this one out of all the waster girls on this site deserves some sympathy.

This girl is an unique singer/songwriter. The negative testimonials towards her looks is just a monument to how putrefied and shallow our collective society has become.

Aretha Franklin. Imagine if she had to live up to the same "hot or not" standards of today.

With most statistics putting obesity at an ALL TIME HIGH in the USA, who the fuck are you to judge. Basically she looks like EVERYBODY ELSE who isn't a surgically enhanced "look" that most media types are. So when you attack her looks, or lack there off, you're really jut preaching SELF LOATHING.

As for her apparent drug consumption and nihilistic self destruction?

FUCK YEAH.

Sex DRUGS and ROCK-N-ROLL.

How many of these supposed hard hip-hop/R-B ganstaas have the balls to so interestingly blow up in PUBLIC like this.

Fiddy cent is a pussy...

Fuck her, she looks like a used up $12 whore, and she couldn't sing to save the last crack rock in the house.

All these people saying "oooh shes an artist" and "ohhh her voice is sooo amazing"

Get your heads out of your collective asses. I listen to all music, some very non-mainstream, but they all have 1 thing in common.

I can AT LEAST understand the fucking words they saying. She just goes on stage and fucking mumbles!