Nov 8 2007Ali Larter may have been dipped in ink
Ali Larter was at the launch of the DKNY Delicious Night fragrance in New York last night. I’m not quite sure what’s up with her dress. I’ll just assume a giant tried to use her as a pen. Anyway, I really dig Ali Larter’s character on Heroes. It’s the most accurate depiction of a woman I’ve ever seen on television. One minute she’s all sweet and loving, then holy crap, she goes batshit crazy and karate chops you in the solar plexus before shooting you in the leg. Reminds me of growing up. Of course my mother was a martial arts instructor and my dad loved hookers. Like a lot. He even got me one for Christmas when I was six. Still love you for that one, pop. Although in retrospect, perhaps that wasn’t the best year to buy mom a gun. I’m pretty sure she wanted a microwave. Well that, and for my virginity to last at least another ten more years. Ha, mom sure was a nut, wasn’t she?

Reader Comments
1. BABY - November 8, 2007 3:16 PM
FIRST BITCHES!!!
i'm gonna fuck this sweet thing
2. Chick Crack - November 8, 2007 3:16 PM
That's better than being dripped in stink like Britney.
3. D. - November 8, 2007 3:16 PM
Third!
4. ack - November 8, 2007 3:16 PM
she's so much cuter than hayden.
5. p911gt10c - November 8, 2007 3:17 PM
Ali's just fuckin hot.
oh, and #1, you're a loser.
6. Jimbo - November 8, 2007 3:19 PM
@4 was there a contest I missed?..
7. PunkA - November 8, 2007 3:20 PM
Only thing getting dipped in on or around Ali L is my cock in her caboose. She loves her back door man.
8. Bigheadmike - November 8, 2007 3:20 PM
Damn, now I am going to have to watch the show.
9. ack - November 8, 2007 3:21 PM
6: you know with women it's ALL about competition.
10. Nick - November 8, 2007 3:23 PM
Tenth, bitches.
11. Britney - November 8, 2007 3:24 PM
Ass-to-Mouth, I like it, Ali loves it ya'all
12. FurPie - November 8, 2007 3:28 PM
This is the way to wear fur.....................
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/1890/im:/071108/ids_photos_en/r1568154594.jpg;_ylt=ArIz9SMXbNhmj5r2lfAyxnl.KcMA
13. Gene - November 8, 2007 3:29 PM
I love her. She's so hot.
14. RCA - November 8, 2007 3:32 PM
Is she not the most average-damn near ugly hot chick you've ever seen?!
WTF?!
15. RCA - November 8, 2007 3:32 PM
Is she not the most average-damn near ugly hot chick you've ever seen?!
WTF?!
16. danYELL - November 8, 2007 3:33 PM
12- nobody cares.
17. LL - November 8, 2007 3:34 PM
Yeah, I'm not crazy about the dress, but she's smokin' hot. She should teach smokin' hot lessons to other blondes, like Britney. Or better yet, kill Britney with her super strength, then just stand around and look hot.
18. morwilwarin - November 8, 2007 3:35 PM
I don't know, I really like her dress! I would wear it if I could.
19. Soy - November 8, 2007 3:38 PM
NOW she'd look sexy in Brit's outfit...nibbling on the cookie too
20. veggi - November 8, 2007 3:41 PM
19- you're right! poor brit. can't even look good in a cute outfit...
21. Italian Stallion - November 8, 2007 3:42 PM
Funny, I'm black from the waist down too...................
22. veggi - November 8, 2007 3:43 PM
21- aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!! snort..
23. NATISHA - November 8, 2007 3:43 PM
she's cute it's too bad the boots are to wide at the calf
.. like my friend she has to buy fat calved boots cuz her feet are size 10
24. lalaland - November 8, 2007 3:48 PM
shes pretty hott, i must say
25. lamb - November 8, 2007 4:00 PM
Larter?
LARTER
she better never Gain weight with That Name ;(
26. zubi - November 8, 2007 4:03 PM
incredible style....
i am stunned
WWWwooOoOOoOOOoowWwWw
27. FRIST!!! - November 8, 2007 4:03 PM
I agree with 14 and 15. I can't really tell if she's hot or not. Her face. It's her face..I don't know how to explain..
Too jagged? Sharp? Pointy? I dunno. I do like the dress though..and vodka..
28. D. Richards - November 8, 2007 4:04 PM
Ali's mouth is clean. I'd like to see what's behind her face, Literally. Maybe I could press her eyeballs until the pupils came out. I need to do horrible experiments in order to see if people are human. I'm like the Josef mengele of this generation. What makes a heart beat? How does a spirit rest within the confines of the large-intestine? I answer my own questions with the help of cadavers of women that I find in despair. People in need do funny stuff.
29. em - November 8, 2007 4:05 PM
#14, your disgusting.
30. em - November 8, 2007 4:06 PM
#14, your disgusting.
31. FRIST!!! - November 8, 2007 4:13 PM
Why is #14 disgusting? That was just an opinion. What IS disgusting is the crap that spews out of the troll's fingertips (or tentacles, nubs, what have you)..
32. Mike - November 8, 2007 4:13 PM
@29 & 30 You are a loser..
33. Mike - November 8, 2007 4:16 PM
How come these hot hollywood chicks don't have any boobs? They could go to Dr. 90210 and buy a pair for $10 K..
34. lalaland - November 8, 2007 4:21 PM
#33 because not all of them are superficial like that (just because they are on this site does not mean they themselves are)
i like to believe there are SOMEg uys out there that like asses better than boobs, or hell dont even care the size of the boobs at all, as long as there is SOMEthing there to play with....anyone out there like that? anyone?
35. DA - November 8, 2007 4:23 PM
@34,
I love small titties and smooth shaved pussies.
So now everyone will be calling me a pedophile.
36. p911gt10c - November 8, 2007 4:24 PM
#34
I don't like anything over a B. Small chests are the best.
37. FRIST!!! - November 8, 2007 4:25 PM
#34 Yeah, that's all fine and good, but she really has niether. But somehow that works for her, the tall skinny thing. Butter FACE!!!..
38. gotmilk? - November 8, 2007 4:27 PM
23, wtf are you talking about? oh, and no one cares.
39. Mike - November 8, 2007 4:30 PM
@34 if I could see her ass, then maybe I would make a comment about her not having an ass.
@36 That would be great if she had B's. I don't think she even has A's I think they are A-.
@37 With a butter face she needs some boobs to move your eyes down..
40. BigBoneDaddy - November 8, 2007 4:34 PM
I'll blow a wad in her.
41. fADSass - November 8, 2007 4:38 PM
small boobs rock
42. shani - November 8, 2007 4:38 PM
lmao i love her dress...
43. shani - November 8, 2007 4:38 PM
lmao i love her dress...
44. shani - November 8, 2007 4:38 PM
lmao i love her dress...
45. FRIST!!! - November 8, 2007 4:44 PM
I think shani loves her dress..
46. Ript1&0 - November 8, 2007 4:47 PM
I don't know who this is.
47. Mike - November 8, 2007 4:58 PM
@42, 43, & 44 I would love her dress on the floor next to my bed..
48. Mike - November 8, 2007 5:00 PM
Hey FRIST, I bet your dress would look good on the floor next to my bed..
49. veggi - November 8, 2007 5:07 PM
FRIST, you win for funny comments today.. ps: vodka!!..
Hey Mike, isn't your mom mad you stain your shorts all the time?..
50. FRIST!!! - November 8, 2007 5:10 PM
Veggi, do I win vodka? Because I got hijacked on my way to the liquor store I mean Burger King and wasn't able to get my vodka I mean Whopper..
51. FRIST!!! - November 8, 2007 5:12 PM
I was sidetracked by a woman (my mommy) who wanted to take me for coffee, and imagine this! There was no Bailey's in it at all. WTC!!!..
52. veggi - November 8, 2007 5:14 PM
hows about a whopper of a vodka drink? The KING of all whoppin' drinks! Gawd, I'm thirsty..
53. yearling227 - November 8, 2007 5:16 PM
I prefer to think she fought a squid.
54. Mike - November 8, 2007 5:18 PM
Hey Veggi, how about I stain your shorts? Why don't you come over with FRIST and we can party with her bottle of vodka..
55. veggi - November 8, 2007 5:21 PM
Hey MIKE, don't you have a girlfriend..... you know, that rabbits foot you rub on your penis? I wouldn't want to piss her/it/fuzzy rabbit foot off..
56. FRIST!!! - November 8, 2007 5:23 PM
Shut up Mike.
Veggi, I'm thirsty too. Is there a new post yet or do I have to keep staring at this one, it's driving me to drink..
57. ph7 - November 8, 2007 5:25 PM
I like the red flush in her upper chest - my GF's chest does the same thing when she's horny - so it makes me think Ali just had sex or has it on her mind...
58. Mike - November 8, 2007 5:25 PM
Veggi - Just you baby. I know somewhere else fuzzy I want to rub my penis or is it shaved??..
59. Mike - November 8, 2007 5:28 PM
FRIST do you have something fuzzy I can rub on too? Why don't the three of us go out for a drink and then we can find out how fuzzy the bunny really is..
60. Mike - November 8, 2007 5:31 PM
@57 did she have sex with an squid?
61. FRIST!!! - November 8, 2007 5:31 PM
Speaking of drinking, guess who got pulled over drunk on a scooter?!!!???..
(that means there is a new post, guys)
62. Skip Smith - November 8, 2007 5:45 PM
@58
>>"I know somewhere else fuzzy I want to rub my penis or is it shaved??.."
Why would I shave my ass crack?
63. BishOP - November 8, 2007 6:07 PM
She how her chest is all red? Must have had some fun in the sack before those pics were taken.
64. LaLaLand - November 8, 2007 7:14 PM
I saw her a couple of months ago at a hair salon. She is absolutely stunning in person. No makeup.
65. Britt - November 8, 2007 7:44 PM
Her front teeth are the problem. Completely square, and a space. Try scrolling her face down your screen and she's cute till you hit her teeth.
66. And in Other News - November 8, 2007 8:52 PM
Well. Ok . I think I read here that someone was driven to drink. (probably Frist)
I agree. Where else is there?
I can't even decipher my own comments lately.
And I tried to visit that 'leftie' Huff-po site for a while - but ANYTHING related to impeachment is censored there - even if Dennis brings it up in the House. No reporto. Nice leftie site Arriana.
And this Courtney winning immunity ! ? I haven't been so shocked since I found out 9/11 was an inside job !!
Public at LARGE : You're off topic Binky.
Binky : Well this Ali's sister was a good dancer - but you should see her box.
Public at LARGE : Different family you moron.
67. jacknasty - November 8, 2007 9:07 PM
With Ali and Kristen Bell around, why do you always focus on Hayden? There two hotter blonds on the same show
68. Banned Again. - November 8, 2007 9:40 PM
Since no one reads the comments on this site. Thought I'd share a rant (for a change) (for those of you keeping score at home)
So, like, tried to do the freedom of speech thing again at the Commie 'Huffington Post.'
'Senate to Vote on Mukasey Tonight. Confirmation Expected.'
"Well Great !
I'm sure the first thing Mukasey is going to do is investigate "Urban Moving Systems" and the "Dancing Israelis."
But then again..."
BANNED AGAIN !! (Maybe I should change my deodorant ?)
69. Banned Again. - November 8, 2007 9:51 PM
In an interview with Fox News - Mukasey said he would track down the so called "Dancing Israelis" -
and waterboard anyone who says they saw them.
Oh Blaw Dee. Oh Blaw Daw.
70. tony - November 8, 2007 10:48 PM
I like her, she is pretty. Saw some of her pictures and videos on a site, my friend introduced it to me, you may check casualfriends.com/photo/hotbabe
71. gerald Vandenberg - November 8, 2007 10:56 PM
May I ask this girl why she decides to wear such a dress when the size of her TITS are as big or small as tomatoes. You must be the proud owner of kim kadashian-airbags, wearing this kind of dresses. If not: CLOTHES ENOUGH!!
72. Binky - November 8, 2007 10:56 PM
Thanks for that Tony.
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Good to see the comments still rule this site !!
Etc.
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73. Binky - November 8, 2007 11:00 PM
Good point Gerald....
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74. Fully Loaded - November 8, 2007 11:28 PM
I just jizzed all over a photo of Allison Stokke... was that wrong?
75. Binky - November 8, 2007 11:33 PM
(No one expects the 'Binky Inquisition')
76. Binky - November 8, 2007 11:35 PM
# 74 - Yes
77. FRT - November 9, 2007 12:12 AM
Geez...I'd like to "dip" something else into Ali...!!!
78. jed - November 9, 2007 2:32 AM
Hotter if she new she was hot
79. Allen - November 9, 2007 5:18 AM
She is very beautiful. I saw some of her nice photos you may have never seen before on searchingmillionaire.com. It's a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people.
80. marion - November 9, 2007 7:06 AM
Prada dress !
81. Andrea - November 9, 2007 12:07 PM
I think her outfit is amazing. Her boots are perfection.
82. A - November 9, 2007 3:29 PM
she has nice little legs
83. mimi - November 9, 2007 5:36 PM
i think she's 32 years old, can you belive that? she is look amazing!!!
84. justin - November 12, 2007 4:25 AM
She is sweety. Some of my best friends told me she has left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistonly.com
85. Kj Malc - November 16, 2007 6:26 PM
She's the Askmen's Actress of the Week,
http://e-channel.blogspot.com/2007/11/ali-larter-askmens-actress-of-week.html
and now she got a nipple slip video....
What the ... she's doing...
OMG!