Nov 5 2007Alessandra Ambrosio is a Playboy Bunny

i've always thought she was super hot but does she kind of have a man face in these pics??

YUMMY!

hot

YUMMY!

2nd!

most original costume ever. that must have taken her a lot of brain cells to think up that little number.

don't you need curves to fill out the bunny outfit?

No tits, too much makeup and still holding a cellphone AND a bag.

Tired, these broads are just tired....

Hot, very hot, but who's the 5-foot nothing chump she's towering above?

Am I the only one who doesn't think that this woman is pretty at all?

OMG, the things I would do to her.......

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jeje

Havoc, the things that fat woman behind her would do to her...... she is soooooooooooooo checking out her ass.

where's britney?

What's with the elastics around her very expensive shoes? Can she not stay in them or something?

Wow. Laser beams shoot out of his crotch? Maybe he should get that checked....

Gorgeous. No ranting or raving neccesary. Absolutely gorgeous.

Gorgeous. No ranting or raving neccesary. Absolutely gorgeous.

My bad on the double post.

#1, nah, not a man face... but she does look a but like David Beckham in picture #5

#1, nah, not a man face... but she does look a bit like David Beckham in picture #5

I meant picture #4

Oh, and she's super hot. But Playboy Bunny? Really? That's like the least unique costume ever.

ur not the only one, i dont think she's pretty at all. there's just something that makes her nothing.

*Who* is this person?

the girl on her right , pic 3, is WAY more attractive than her. she's overrated.

*insert sexy growl* finally! now some kate beckinsale before bed please.

loved her cameo on Entourage...

They should use pictures of this girl and Hayden Planeterium to cure insomnia.

Dammit Fish, that's misleading! You got my fuckin hopes up with "Alessandra" and "Playboy" in the same line.
This girl has got to get naked.

She has a horse face. Gross.

There must have been a crisis at the fish when no new Kim Kardishians ASS pics were to be posted.

Come ON fish! Give us something tender and juicy to play with! Boooooring!

I thought gargantuan boobs were required when wearing a playboy outfit.

Very convincing tranny. But way too thin.

Speaking of fat black women, gotta love the story about Oprah's school in South Africa turning into a house of torture. Yeah, when the whites are kicked out and the blacks take charge, everything's gonna be nirvana in South Africa...wait...

So anyway here's the best Oprah quote:
" Winfrey said when she first heard about the abuse charges last month, she cried for half an hour. "I was so stunned I couldn't even wrap my brain around it," she said. "Within the hour I pulled myself together and started making calls and preparing for what to do next and how to best look after the girls.""

Suuuuuure...That's definitely what she did. She definitely did not just say "Fuck!" and then speed dial her publicist. Sure....

I'd keep Alessandra chained, and ball-gagged in the closet in my bedroom. I would also change her name to "Nicole". Because I like that name. I'd feed "Nicole" regularly like a good master. You know. "Cause I'm no sadist. Well, if you don't account for the sloppy no-condom sodomy. Nicole would be my little piss bucket. Mopping my urine with her hair. Agh, that would be the life.

That dude has a very lucky left hand.

She's got long, prostate-tickler fingers

How original......

Her boyfriend is gorgeous!!!lucky girl!!

Who the fuck is this?

It's simple - girls who are too skinny get hard, skeletor faces that look manly. It's mostly in the jawline, but you can also see it around the mouth and eyes. She has no softness left in her face.

I wouldn't mind hanging out the back of that!

I didn't know Rod Steward was partying in LA last weekend.

#39 - I'd like to give her some "softness" in the face.

Am I the only one who thinks there's nothing remotely erotic about the Playboy bunny outfit? I mean Alessandro is one of the sexiest broads in the world, and even she looks like a mental patient in that thing.

39 simple.

You're right. As we get older, women need to retain some fat in their faces or else they look haggard.

We're gonna see a whole generation of fucking ugly middle aged women in the next 20 years.

I saw Transformers last night.
That was a great movie, if you take out that horrible skank Megan Fox out of it. Talk about a superfluous character.

The most beautiful women in the world are Italian

This is Sonjia's sister, right? from american idol? anyone? HELLO??

Hey veggi...smell my finger! Smell it!

The little queer on American Idol was a raghead, I believe this girl is some sort of Italian mutt.

Tony#46
..Grazie caro

obviously, she's gorgeous... but that guy she's with is DELICIOUS!

She looks like an annoying bitch, and I don't find her that attractive; just so-so. And look at the fat chick in the back ground in the main pic; she's either a lesbo and checking out her ass, or she's jealous and like you little bitch, you think you're so hot.

All the Italian girls look like men. Wait until she gets a little older and the full moustache comes in. Jesus.

Uh you need boobs to be a playboy bunny. She looks fucking ridiculous like she's still waiting for puberty even though she's a fucking giant for a girl and standing all wrapped around that short man just accentuates the praying mantis body she's got going on. Her face is so fucking loooooooong she's looking old and definitely manfaced.

This weird faced chick with her man body has never done anything for me. I far prefer victoria secret model and super hot cutie Miranda Kerr.

All you lamos are just jumping on the bandwagon because Fish has some retarded thing for thise manskank.. and to think he makes fun of Tom when fish is the one who clearly like the high class tranny look.

Verdict: If you want this chick just get one of your guy friends to shave his whole body wear a wig and a playboy bunny outfit or if you're not confused about which team you play for google Miranda Kerr and get a look at a gorgeous babe who NO ONE could mistake for a tranny.

@46 No doubt.......

@53 Probably because you were dating a dude, faggot..........

Hey, Tony, your comment that the most beautiful women in the world are Italian - how is that relevant? This girl is Brazilian.

And you idiots who say she has a man body... she may be skinny and small-chested but she still has a lovely body and gorgeous face. I find it refresing that Victoria's Secret has a small-chested model.

the girl dressed as cleopatra is alessandra's younger sister! Her name is Aline Ambrosio, btw.

She got veneers

There's potential there, once she hits puberty. She looks 12. I don't find 12 year olds hot, unlike many here.

Why is Rose McGowan doing the remake of Barbarella instead of Alessandra? Oh yeah, Robert Rodriguez loves her more than his wife and kids.

I am assuming Quinn is an eskimo and is culturally unfamiliar with hot women due to a cultural predeliction for blubbery females.

Short dude is short, is that her boyfriend?

Umm, she's not Italian. She's Brazilian, and yes, she is a tranny.

yes, very nice. She will pose nude for the playboy?/ Or nudist site like nudistconnect.com?? cool

alessandra's rili gorgeous!jst like me..haha kiddin'!;p
by da way who's the man in pic #'s 1 & 2.jerk!haha

Her boyfriend is an Adam Lavigne wannabe lol..

And this model, she's way too thin for Victoria's Secret. Aren't swimsuit models supposed actually have an ass? and boobs.

Without her cleavage bra she transforms into a boy...magic

she has a very manly face..

Anyone who says this chick is "super hot" is just a loser with no standards.

Seriously, you're a pathetic loser.

Yes, she is cute. Some of my friends told me she has left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistonly.com. many celebs posed nude, rencetly such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistonly.com . Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.

She is hot, she doesn't have the fake boobs for it though... Didn't all playboy bunnies go to a plastic surgeon right away, right of passage ;)

You don't need to justify nothing. We must to thank you for this pics :) http://www.spymac.com/details?2294833

ugly as hell!. i know girls in my FRESHMAN class that are more busty, sexy, toned-assy than ass-less-andra!
:-)

Most of you guys are just jerks. Ale is one of the sweetest and prettiest people I know. And she had a great rack, and a great ass. Any guy (including her bf Jamie) is lucky to have her. She's an absolute sweetheart.