Nov 5 2007Alessandra Ambrosio is a Playboy Bunny
Sure, Halloween was last week but I don’t think I need to justify posting pics of Alessandra Ambrosio dressed up as a Playboy Bunny on this site. Some things just belong together. Like peanut butter and jelly. Or, I dunno, my nads and laser beams. I didn’t want to give too good of an example, but sometimes I can’t help myself. Call me a wizard of words if you must. I just think of myself as a simple man. Who fires laser beams from his crotch. Nothing special.
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Reader Comments
1. jewcrew - November 5, 2007 10:50 AM
i've always thought she was super hot but does she kind of have a man face in these pics??
2. Yummy - November 5, 2007 10:50 AM
YUMMY!
3. Yummy - November 5, 2007 10:50 AM
YUMMY!
4. diamond j - November 5, 2007 10:50 AM
hot
5. pk - November 5, 2007 10:51 AM
2nd!
6. gotmilk? - November 5, 2007 10:51 AM
most original costume ever. that must have taken her a lot of brain cells to think up that little number.
don't you need curves to fill out the bunny outfit?
7. my comment - November 5, 2007 11:00 AM
No tits, too much makeup and still holding a cellphone AND a bag.
Tired, these broads are just tired....
8. Herbert - November 5, 2007 11:05 AM
Hot, very hot, but who's the 5-foot nothing chump she's towering above?
9. startwithme - November 5, 2007 11:05 AM
Am I the only one who doesn't think that this woman is pretty at all?
10. havoc - November 5, 2007 11:06 AM
OMG, the things I would do to her.......
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11. dsa - November 5, 2007 11:07 AM
jeje
12. veggi - November 5, 2007 11:08 AM
Havoc, the things that fat woman behind her would do to her...... she is soooooooooooooo checking out her ass.
where's britney?
13. VG - November 5, 2007 11:12 AM
What's with the elastics around her very expensive shoes? Can she not stay in them or something?
14. FRIST!!! - November 5, 2007 11:13 AM
Wow. Laser beams shoot out of his crotch? Maybe he should get that checked....
15. squirrel - November 5, 2007 11:16 AM
Gorgeous. No ranting or raving neccesary. Absolutely gorgeous.
16. squirrel - November 5, 2007 11:16 AM
Gorgeous. No ranting or raving neccesary. Absolutely gorgeous.
17. squirrel - November 5, 2007 11:17 AM
My bad on the double post.
18. Mike - November 5, 2007 11:21 AM
#1, nah, not a man face... but she does look a but like David Beckham in picture #5
19. Mike - November 5, 2007 11:21 AM
#1, nah, not a man face... but she does look a bit like David Beckham in picture #5
20. Mike - November 5, 2007 11:22 AM
I meant picture #4
21. Mike - November 5, 2007 11:23 AM
Oh, and she's super hot. But Playboy Bunny? Really? That's like the least unique costume ever.
22. freaky deaky - November 5, 2007 11:29 AM
ur not the only one, i dont think she's pretty at all. there's just something that makes her nothing.
23. mkell - November 5, 2007 11:29 AM
*Who* is this person?
24. vanity killed sanity - November 5, 2007 11:30 AM
the girl on her right , pic 3, is WAY more attractive than her. she's overrated.
25. leatherdaddy - November 5, 2007 11:32 AM
*insert sexy growl* finally! now some kate beckinsale before bed please.
26. mixedmartialartvideos.com - November 5, 2007 11:34 AM
loved her cameo on Entourage...
27. Hecubus - November 5, 2007 11:35 AM
They should use pictures of this girl and Hayden Planeterium to cure insomnia.
28. p911gt10c - November 5, 2007 11:49 AM
Dammit Fish, that's misleading! You got my fuckin hopes up with "Alessandra" and "Playboy" in the same line.
This girl has got to get naked.
29. breezy - November 5, 2007 11:57 AM
She has a horse face. Gross.
30. Hemlock Queen - November 5, 2007 11:58 AM
There must have been a crisis at the fish when no new Kim Kardishians ASS pics were to be posted.
Come ON fish! Give us something tender and juicy to play with! Boooooring!
31. squirlgal1 - November 5, 2007 12:03 PM
I thought gargantuan boobs were required when wearing a playboy outfit.
32. dark meat is fatty - November 5, 2007 12:16 PM
Very convincing tranny. But way too thin.
Speaking of fat black women, gotta love the story about Oprah's school in South Africa turning into a house of torture. Yeah, when the whites are kicked out and the blacks take charge, everything's gonna be nirvana in South Africa...wait...
So anyway here's the best Oprah quote:
" Winfrey said when she first heard about the abuse charges last month, she cried for half an hour. "I was so stunned I couldn't even wrap my brain around it," she said. "Within the hour I pulled myself together and started making calls and preparing for what to do next and how to best look after the girls.""
Suuuuuure...That's definitely what she did. She definitely did not just say "Fuck!" and then speed dial her publicist. Sure....
33. Dick Richards - November 5, 2007 12:19 PM
I'd keep Alessandra chained, and ball-gagged in the closet in my bedroom. I would also change her name to "Nicole". Because I like that name. I'd feed "Nicole" regularly like a good master. You know. "Cause I'm no sadist. Well, if you don't account for the sloppy no-condom sodomy. Nicole would be my little piss bucket. Mopping my urine with her hair. Agh, that would be the life.
34. Jeff L - November 5, 2007 12:25 PM
That dude has a very lucky left hand.
35. Jimbo - November 5, 2007 12:33 PM
She's got long, prostate-tickler fingers
36. Shallo Val is a bitch, I know......w/e - November 5, 2007 12:34 PM
How original......
37. zzz - November 5, 2007 12:38 PM
Her boyfriend is gorgeous!!!lucky girl!!
38. WTF? - November 5, 2007 12:38 PM
Who the fuck is this?
39. simple - November 5, 2007 12:39 PM
It's simple - girls who are too skinny get hard, skeletor faces that look manly. It's mostly in the jawline, but you can also see it around the mouth and eyes. She has no softness left in her face.
40. Clem - November 5, 2007 12:41 PM
I wouldn't mind hanging out the back of that!
41. WTF? - November 5, 2007 12:43 PM
I didn't know Rod Steward was partying in LA last weekend.
42. nipolian - November 5, 2007 12:45 PM
#39 - I'd like to give her some "softness" in the face.
43. Harry - November 5, 2007 12:46 PM
Am I the only one who thinks there's nothing remotely erotic about the Playboy bunny outfit? I mean Alessandro is one of the sexiest broads in the world, and even she looks like a mental patient in that thing.
44. Valerie hates talentless hacks - November 5, 2007 12:46 PM
39 simple.
You're right. As we get older, women need to retain some fat in their faces or else they look haggard.
We're gonna see a whole generation of fucking ugly middle aged women in the next 20 years.
45. Shallow Val - November 5, 2007 12:47 PM
I saw Transformers last night.
That was a great movie, if you take out that horrible skank Megan Fox out of it. Talk about a superfluous character.
46. Tony - November 5, 2007 12:59 PM
The most beautiful women in the world are Italian
47. veggi - November 5, 2007 1:14 PM
This is Sonjia's sister, right? from american idol? anyone? HELLO??
48. Sonija - November 5, 2007 1:21 PM
Hey veggi...smell my finger! Smell it!
49. nipolian - November 5, 2007 1:21 PM
The little queer on American Idol was a raghead, I believe this girl is some sort of Italian mutt.
50. lamb - November 5, 2007 1:31 PM
Tony#46
..Grazie caro
51. Donna - November 5, 2007 1:53 PM
obviously, she's gorgeous... but that guy she's with is DELICIOUS!
52. RENEE Z... - November 5, 2007 1:57 PM
She looks like an annoying bitch, and I don't find her that attractive; just so-so. And look at the fat chick in the back ground in the main pic; she's either a lesbo and checking out her ass, or she's jealous and like you little bitch, you think you're so hot.
53. Tony Soprano - November 5, 2007 1:59 PM
All the Italian girls look like men. Wait until she gets a little older and the full moustache comes in. Jesus.
54. life is a shithole - November 5, 2007 3:19 PM
Uh you need boobs to be a playboy bunny. She looks fucking ridiculous like she's still waiting for puberty even though she's a fucking giant for a girl and standing all wrapped around that short man just accentuates the praying mantis body she's got going on. Her face is so fucking loooooooong she's looking old and definitely manfaced.
This weird faced chick with her man body has never done anything for me. I far prefer victoria secret model and super hot cutie Miranda Kerr.
All you lamos are just jumping on the bandwagon because Fish has some retarded thing for thise manskank.. and to think he makes fun of Tom when fish is the one who clearly like the high class tranny look.
Verdict: If you want this chick just get one of your guy friends to shave his whole body wear a wig and a playboy bunny outfit or if you're not confused about which team you play for google Miranda Kerr and get a look at a gorgeous babe who NO ONE could mistake for a tranny.
55. Italian Stallion - November 5, 2007 4:26 PM
@46 No doubt.......
@53 Probably because you were dating a dude, faggot..........
56. Karin - November 5, 2007 4:37 PM
Hey, Tony, your comment that the most beautiful women in the world are Italian - how is that relevant? This girl is Brazilian.
And you idiots who say she has a man body... she may be skinny and small-chested but she still has a lovely body and gorgeous face. I find it refresing that Victoria's Secret has a small-chested model.
57. matt - November 5, 2007 4:41 PM
the girl dressed as cleopatra is alessandra's younger sister! Her name is Aline Ambrosio, btw.
58. Observer - November 5, 2007 8:37 PM
She got veneers
59. Quinn - November 6, 2007 12:35 AM
There's potential there, once she hits puberty. She looks 12. I don't find 12 year olds hot, unlike many here.
60. iburl - November 6, 2007 2:16 AM
Why is Rose McGowan doing the remake of Barbarella instead of Alessandra? Oh yeah, Robert Rodriguez loves her more than his wife and kids.
61. iburl - November 6, 2007 2:19 AM
I am assuming Quinn is an eskimo and is culturally unfamiliar with hot women due to a cultural predeliction for blubbery females.
62. Spinnaker - November 6, 2007 9:28 AM
Short dude is short, is that her boyfriend?
63. Mel - November 7, 2007 6:15 PM
Umm, she's not Italian. She's Brazilian, and yes, she is a tranny.
64. jessica - November 7, 2007 10:35 PM
yes, very nice. She will pose nude for the playboy?/ Or nudist site like nudistconnect.com?? cool
65. yanieY - November 10, 2007 5:41 AM
alessandra's rili gorgeous!jst like me..haha kiddin'!;p
by da way who's the man in pic #'s 1 & 2.jerk!haha
66. lala - November 10, 2007 9:10 PM
Her boyfriend is an Adam Lavigne wannabe lol..
And this model, she's way too thin for Victoria's Secret. Aren't swimsuit models supposed actually have an ass? and boobs.
Without her cleavage bra she transforms into a boy...magic
67. A - November 11, 2007 8:38 AM
she has a very manly face..
68. moobs - November 12, 2007 11:39 AM
Anyone who says this chick is "super hot" is just a loser with no standards.
Seriously, you're a pathetic loser.
69. Justin - November 12, 2007 10:45 PM
Yes, she is cute. Some of my friends told me she has left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistonly.com. many celebs posed nude, rencetly such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistonly.com . Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.
70. Nature Wallpaper - November 14, 2007 2:42 PM
She is hot, she doesn't have the fake boobs for it though... Didn't all playboy bunnies go to a plastic surgeon right away, right of passage ;)
71. CLICK HERE - November 17, 2007 8:09 AM
You don't need to justify nothing. We must to thank you for this pics :) http://www.spymac.com/details?2294833
72. a - December 28, 2007 10:21 PM
ugly as hell!. i know girls in my FRESHMAN class that are more busty, sexy, toned-assy than ass-less-andra!
:-)
73. J - May 27, 2008 4:49 PM
Most of you guys are just jerks. Ale is one of the sweetest and prettiest people I know. And she had a great rack, and a great ass. Any guy (including her bf Jamie) is lucky to have her. She's an absolute sweetheart.