Oct 9 2007Victoria Beckham uses protection

ewwww...her nips scare me

too many sharp edges...

Are we still talking about her?

spooky looking statue

SKANK HO BITCH SLUT WHORE

I'd like to see her loosen her shoe straps and jump head first to the pavement below. She should at least wear mime makeup when she does shit like this.

a vun, a two, a thee. muahahaha.

In pic #4 the chick in the background with the glove in her mouth is way cuter and fashion savvy. Victoria looks like a PIRATE HOOKER!

I agree with #1......those nips could be confused for her trying to shoplift softballs glued to basketballs

Woo, I almost screamed out loud because I thought those weasels under her shirt were going to jump out and attack me. Oh, wait, those are her tits.

Bras with holes where the nipples are, push-up bras, padded bras and plain old falsies can work wonders . . .

I don't understand what people see in this woman... Her tits look like they are made out of rock. I bet she can't even sleep on her stomach. Those things would be poking her in the ribs and keeping her head elevated off of the pillow... She looks so...plastic.

Picture 8, bald guy on the left. Look at his expression. Absolutely priceless.

GROSS and those are really thick nipples, normally tnips look like pencil eraser heads but hers look like the ends of baby carrots. Maybe it was from breast feeding those three little future soccer champs. I forgot can silicone filled tata's produce milk?

In any case I don't think someone this slutty should have been allowed to breast feed 3 boys, there's just something really wrong about that.

Notice there are no paparazzi around her like pigeons blasting pictures of her. Not many know who she is.

They ones that ARE taking pics all wonder "How did Marilyn Mansons wardrobe mannequin come to life?" Technology!

Can't help myself - but I fancy her in this set of pictures. May be I have a (secret?) doll fetish, or maybe it's the childhood in England. Either way, she's doing it for me right about now!

She was so sexy as a Spice Girl. What fucking planet did she go to after that? Seriously. What planet?

My question is why isn't she using protection around those nips? She can poke someone's eyes out with those things. The children! We have to think of the children!

FEMBOT ALERT!!!!!

Wow, those things are weapons. No wonder beckham has so many tattoos. o cover all the scars be gets from Posh's glass cutters.

You have to give her credit. Anyone who can stand there in the middle of a crowd looking that ridiculous has got a lot of nerve. Although I doubt she is fully aware of just how absurd, and contrived everything she does looks to other people. She is the 'Posh Spice' so she maybe just having fun living up to that cartoon character image she feels everyone expects of her.

Oh God please never put this witchy ugly horror on here again, I want to divorce her can't we throw her OUT of Britain I do not want this ugly useless woman associated with MY country.

Posh does not know how to dress elegant, classy, or sexy. She looks like a whore; in fact, I believe I saw a whore almost wearing the same outfit on Sunset Blvd in LA, except the whore on Sunset did not have should pads.

*What* is she doing?
Of all the celebutards, she is the one I can most easily imagine standing in front of the mirror at home most of the day making "sexy" faces and figuring out new poses for the camera. Jessica Simpson would also do this.
Both of them make Paris Hilton and Pam Anderson seem like interesting, authentic, fully-formed human beings by comparison.

She looks like some alien manga character. Let's hope she ends raped by a demon monster with lots of tentacles (possibly each with an eye at the end).

It is amazing how they trained a pig to stand on two legs with cloven hooves jammed into hooker shoes.

BTW, @ 18 - I poked my own eyes out after seeing these pictures.

It's nice the way noted attention whore Posh Spice chooses the same week that the Princess Diana inquest jury have been visiting the Paris Ritz to stay and be prominently photographed at....the Paris Ritz.

I wonder if David Beckham knows his wife's tits are fake.

Last summer I went to the UK and spent time in London where I saw a tabloid photo of Posh. It showed her upper back thighs with a lot of ugly cellulite yikes! It is no wonder Posh never takes pictures showing the back of her upper thighs.

Picture #10. Is she trying to PEE??

You people are all haters. I would hit that anytime.

everybody sing!

my shirt, it has 3 corners
3 corners has my shirt
had not my shirt 3 corners
it would not be my shirt

Even though I think Beckham is highly overrated and overpaid, I gotta feel sorry for the dude. He could have pretty much any woman in the world to use as his personal jungle gym, but instead he ends up with this.........

#1, 9, &14. Those aren't nips, those are her tits prior to her breast implants.

Her nipples are EXACTLY the right size to fit into her giant pig nares. Maybe they're nose plugs.

I love the fuck-me-pumps she's wearing.

She looks like a pole dancer. The only difference between victoria beckham and a sleazy self centered stripper is budget.

Except for the should pads, that outfit is awesome. And I love fake boobs, so I have no complaints about the rest either. And yeah, those shoes are hot.

I wonder if she knew the Louvre doesn't have stripper poles when she selected this "outfit" ...

TT, I knew you'd love those shoes as soon as I saw them.

TT! Total, but on her it's just scary. Take them from her now!!!

I now pronounce Vicki still a FEMBOT!

She was on some stupid photoshoot in Paris for American Elle. That means in a couple of months we're gonna see her pig nose plastered on the cover of that shiteous magazine. Ugh.

She is hideous, talentless, useless and revolting.

None of my championship teams ever wore shoulder pads or chest protection or helmet hair like this broad. Hell, we barely wore helmets. During camp in the late summer, we often lined up across from each other without helmets and just crashed our skulls into each other until we bled. Then we laughed and drank beer. Then we watched films about how to avoid the clap. In those films were broads like this one. We were told sex makes the legs weak, and never put your pee-pee in someone who looks like this. For 8 years, none of my players were allowed to have sex. If their wives got pregnant, it was the Lord's work. Or the milkman's.

This dame is Satan.

so when do we get to see this weird chick double penetrated already? that's the vibe i'm getting - anyone else?

But, can she act?...

Man, that doesn't even look right... I've seen Barbie dolls with more personality

HERE is a wicked FRENCH WEBSITE and BLOG:

http://www.viceland.com/fr/

she is pointless!!!!

20, it's a photo shoot, so i'm not giving her credit for anything since she's getting paid.

I like that she's struggling so much now, at whatever it is that she thinks she can do in the acting/modeling area. With that hollowed-out pig nosed face and forehead full of big bumpy zits, not to mention the absurd bolt-ons, it'd be depressing if she somehow "made it". It's bad enough that a few people here are talking about wanting to bang her. With a tiny bit of effort you could get into the panties of somebody twice as hot. Go someplace for lunch and flirt with the waitress, you'll be better off. At least she won't be popping forehead pimples into your soup.

Scary spice, not Posh in these pics.

If she fell off those shoes she'll need the shoulder pads to keep her from getting a concussion. Won't help her breaking an ankle. We should be so lucky. Some broken bones would keep her out of sight for a while. That'd be a good thing.

She frightens me.

I don't know, it's weird but I'm digging her in these pictures. She's got nice legs. I want to bend her like Beckham, but I'm worried she'll snap. Still worth trying.

How the hell does she walk in those shoes?!?!

She also has a titanium vagina.

So it was a photoshoot? Let me guess what the caption will be - "What Do You Get When You Cross a Pig with a Housefly"?

http://www.ilovepink.us/ For Lisa Damato's MP3

Who's the pig-nosed transvestite?

Whenever I see her, I can't help but think of an alien. Her head is definitely not of his world but her boobies definitely are.

Sooooo tell me what you want, what you really really want........ I want you to die, pigface.

Hey Posh? Ace Frehley called and he needs his costume back.

Thanks.

.

I wear platforms every day. I have to, I'm short but my pants are long. They are not hard to walk in.

Oh, and I agree with meeemo or whatever the crap. She is too pointy. Women should be soft and cuddly. Like me. I'm cuddly.

Seriously, what is wrong with her? Why is she just standing in front of the Lourve? She must REALLY want some photographs of herself in some magazines. She doesn't even look human anymore.

BBRRRR.....I'm cold just looking at these pics. She should invest in some pasties. or a bra. Kinda like the jacket though. Not that a real human could wear it in public.

I think she forgot to take the hanger out of her jacket before putting it on.

Fake boobs? Real boobs? If you have to ask the question you are missing the point completely.

Earth girls are easy.

/take me to your leader
//got nothing
///tuesdays are boring

I'm reminded of beaker. meep meep meep

I so hope she reads this column.

Who is this tranny?

Tune in Tokyo!!!

Photoman pic #1: Okay we're ready, now, don't smile.
Photoman pic #2: Okay we're ready, now, don't smile.
Photoman pic #3: Okay we're ready, now, don't smile.
Photoman pic #4: Okay we're ready, now, don't smile.
Photoman pic #5: Okay we're ready, now, don't smile.
Photoman pic #6: Okay we're ready, now, don't smile.
Photoman pic #7: Okay we're ready, now, don't smile.
Photoman pic #8: Okay we're ready, now, don't smile.
Photoman pic #9: Okay we're ready, now, don't smile.
Photoman pic #10: Okay we're ready, now, don't smile. Now look at your own legs and act like you find them sexy.
Photoman pic #11: Okay we're ready, now, don't smile.
Photoman pic #12: Okay we're ready, now, don't smile. That's a wrap. Now jump off those shoes and get over here so I can set me beer on your head.

The way she poses like that in front of paparazzi and gawkers is absurd to the point of pathetic and hilarious. She has no career, but because she's married to a superstar athlete, she thinks it's okay to call the paps for a posing photo op and drive around the block until someone notices her.

I think Charlie Sheen would call this one a loser too.

The only people that find Posh attractive are anorexics and men with issues.

#32. Habitual Line Stepper
LOL!

Yes that makes way more sense. Thank you for clarifying.

Poor fugly skank nature really hasn't given her much to work with.

Now if anyone feels sorry for this ho because everyone's insults her so much, just remember that in a world full of starving kids and causes in need this bitch goes on $100,000 shopping sprees just for fun. People mag once reported she dropped that much in an hour buying tank tops at some loser store in whorellywood. Manwhile that money could buy a deserving family a home.

Dear God,

Why do you only let the stupid, greedy, usleless, losers get all the money? The world sucks, could you please man up and do something about it you useless little pansy sissy.

Oh and you're FAT

Call Louvre security! One of their impressionist statues of Fugly has come to life and escaped! Wheres Ben Stiller? Is this the shoot for "Night at the Museum 2?"

#70-lol!

P.S. God please provide web sites that post about famous people that are also humanitarians. I'm sick of all the superficial postings.

Thank You,
Athiest

The blond guy in the pic # 5 is cute ....and Victoria looks like an alien mannequin

Is she incapable of closing her friggin' mouth? Or does she actually think that leaving it hanging open all the time makes her look sexy/smart/alive?

They say the Internet has everything--but I can't find a single picture of her actually
_smiling_. Can she? Is there evidence she can?

That looks like a man. It doesn't even look like Victoria Beckham.

They missed the picture where she flew around the Louvre. Quite fashionable really, she shrugged her shoulders real fast like a hummingbird and did a looped-a-loop.

Also, it was for breast cancer awareness. I'm pretty sure those nipples are cancerous.

Centuries of French history has just been perverted beyond repair by this strumpet - her husband just HAS to be gay, the only normal way to have children with this bitch is to jerk off and throw it at her!!

I guess "Victoria's Secret" is no longer a secret...echhh

The thing that worries me the most about these pictures is that the French, who don't seem to know who Mrs. Beckham is, will think she's American. Great, another reason for the French to hate us, and she isn't even ours.*

* Just because she lives in the U.S. doesn't mean she's one of us.

My god....she's turned into a Powerpuff Girl.

What you didn't know is that she has super-human strength and endurance. You see, her extra-large nostrils are 73% more effective than your normal-sized nostrils and they allow her to suck in vastly superior amounts of oxygen, thereby increasing efficiency and performance. This also explains her super-nippleness, as the oxygen ensures that all glands are operating at maximum efficiency. So there.

I didn't know that Real Dolls could be posed upright.

Bless her heart! I just think she's really, really special!

Hiya #80,

That was like so totally mean we're crying our giant eyes out. We're just a bunch of cutie pie cartoon heroes here for kids enjoyment pretty pretty please take that back it hurts our feelings like soooooooooo much.She's like such a total stupid head and poo on her (David Beckam probably does every night). We really really don't want to be compared to this FUCKING VILE FILTHY STENCH HOLE ANNOREXIC ATTENTION SLUT WHORE SHIT FOR BRAINS WORTHLESS FUCKING CUM BUCKET POSHTITUTE!!!!!!!!!!!

K BYE

xoxoxoxo

The Powerpuff girls

The U.S. of A., I guess

Yep, there we go, the U.S. getting the blame for this debacle. She's British, folks, NOT American. Don't blame us.

picture #11 ... guy in background "pwoooaaarr"

she looks EXACTLY like Klaus Nomi in the top image.

http://www.stolaf.edu/people/dowm/images/nomist.jpg

except, you know, smuggling the raisins.

Anytime i see some chick who thinks she's lookin "hot" with oversized sunglasses, i ROFLMAO inside. What a trendy unoriginal CLOWN.

third to last picture: She's either about to drop a deuce or piss down her legs.

elle connait les soutifs? c'est une question que je me pose car là ya ses tétons qui pointent et c'est franchement pas beau. Et au lieu de taper la pose devant les pyramides du Louvre elle devrait plutot rentrer à l'intérieur, elle verra qu'il y a plein de jolies choses dedans et bien plus belles qu'elle. Mais j'avoue qu'elle a quand même de belles jambes.

Not that I understand French, but, if I'm not mistaken, 91, I think "tétons qui pointent" means "really pointy tits", right?

HELLO, that's MARGIELA she's wearing. It looks AMAZING!!!!!

Aw, TT, why didn't YOU tell us this? We rely on you for this sort of info! HELLO!

that I want punch her in her nipples. Not that I feel any sort of malice towards them. It's just because they are SO FREAKING LARGE. Mutant nips.

A pearl necklace would look fabulous.

"Hi, I'm Victoria Beckham and I just oooze fashion, in fact I am fashion..look at me...look at me dammit you commoner piece of shit, I AM FASHION!"

Looks like somebody wants to be the Cruel Intentions' Sarah Michelle Gellar.

I hate this fucking chick!!!!!!!! She is the epitome of everytihng I detest about this world today. Look at her - she looks like a fucking barbie! Is that what we want this world to come to?!? everyone looking the same. Perfect by 'societies' standards??!?!! I mean, come the fuck ON!!!!!!!!!! I hate this world and everything we stand for these days. We are so fucked here in North America!!!!!! Wake the fuck up people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was for a photo shoot called "Trannies of the future".

i hate this fucking chick too!! she spoiled the view of louvre!

Victoria is beautifull!!!! her short hair is good looking!
;)

Easy woman. How much per night?I only pay 2 dolar for your two nipples

yaay there's a super cute blonde guy on pictures 1,3,5 I'd rather see him than that fugly slut :D

It's an exclusive S/S 08 Yves Saint Laurent by Stefano Pilatti jacket.
She might have killed a model to get it...
Really clever though. She's looking like Diana, the evil girl in the "V" series. lol

she is cool and beautiful after having 3chioldren.i thing her profile on a celebrity site called sugarcupid.com is also very nice, there are many photos of her and her husband.