Oct 9 2007Victoria Beckham is a robot or something, I dunno

woo

Maybe shes chanelling that robot in front of the Louvre in Euro trip!

how attractive

shoulder pads, merci

What the fuck is up with those shoes?? Can something that hideous even be classified as a shoe?? They look more like steel doorstops.

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!

/I make me laugh

she looks bow-legged

She does look very hot in that dress!

I get that she was a Spice Girl, who ever extremely popular, but what the hell has she done lately? Why this woman is famous is beyond me.

So incredibly transparent. She's just embarassing herself now.

Sweet Mother of God!! WTF is THAT thing???!?!

But I'll bet TT loves those shoes!

would it not be easier to just get a mannequin on wheels to put in her place?

i want them shoes.

I guess we've reached that stage where every piece of clothing design possible has been done a million times, so we're doing really stupid horrible looking futuristic uber pretentious stuff now.

wtf is she WEARING

lol she looks scary!! no wonder her husband cheated on her :p

That outfit is from the scientology collection. Tom must be giving her fashion advice. Her head looks so large on her skinny frame.

I'm not sure, but I think she is a hag. You know how some celebs you see pics of when they have no make-up on and it scares you? That's her.

What a mug!!!
That's a face only a mother can love ...and by love, I mean abort.

I shouldn't have clicked on that close up pic..she looks like a pig with really bad skin.

She has great legs, and I like her edgy look.....but R2D2 wouldn't be caught dead in that get-up. If VB could read, she should read "The Emperor's New Clothes...."

OMG! someone tell me where she shops. WHo is the designer? Cinderella wore glass slippers, but that was a fairy tale. Posh wears fucking PLATFORM METAL slippers. And what's with the bands around the arms and shoulders? fucking ugly. She's all plastic. Robot woman, right on.

Wow, I complimented her in the prior thread. I got to retrack my earlier statement. Do you think she may be the butt of someone's joke? The next post of her will be in a SS uniform spanking wee midgets or something. Whoops, that wasn't PC. I meant WW2 era German uniform.

I love Victoria. No matter what she does or what she wears (even this), I adore her.

Does anyone remember rainbow brite??????? THIS IS THE EXACT OUTFITS THEY USED TO WEAR EXCEPT THEY WERE COLORFUL.....SERIOUS!!! LOOK THAT SHIT UP!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SAME EXACT SHIT AROUND THE SHOULDERS AND ARMS!!!!

The sheer awesome of this outfit amazes me. I would love to just wander around Paris in futuristic dress-up playclothes as an adult. Seriously. The woman gets to play dress-up every day. I'd feel like I was 5 again and go home giggling at all the odd looks I got.

That pole is lucky!!!

David Beckham loves COCK.

25, i was thinking that same thing, but i was also going to say it looks like something Judy Jetson wore. wtf is this? i don't care if this is for a photoshoot, it looks like shit & that's just the outfit. i'm not even going to comment on her because that just speaks for its self. plus, i am speechless.

Dont you have to eat to be constipated?

i LOVED rainbow brite! thanks for taking me back to my childhood in the 80s for a moment...

LOL she looks like sailor moon! :P almost same outfit!

She is the REAL scary spice - they messed up the names when they decided on who would be who in the spice girl group!!!

the only reason she probably stayed with david beckham after he cheated is it would hurt like hell to get that DB tattoo on her wrist removed

...and hes hott

Now that's just outright horrible. Seriously.

I like the gray things twisting around her arms. Hey wait a minute... that's my garden hose! Ohhh, the future... such a trickster.

I have to have those shoes!!!

Ohhh I wanna get kicked by those shoes... mmmmmm

Wonder if they come in size 8 wide

Wow, a prostitute from the Jetsons

Why is my computer running so slow??!!??

Maybe the Lindsay Lohan posts gave it a virus

This picture seals it. She's a fem bot sent by Dr. Evil to distract the public with her bizarro nips while he unfurls his newest plan to take over the world using Britney Spear's latest single to implant subliminal messages. That's why that it's so damn catchy. (Dammit, did I say that? Ack, his plan is working!) It's also the only logical explanation for why this euroskank's pinched face is plastered everywhere.

Yeah Baby, you nailed it, but could you just give me some more?
gimme more
gimme more

Why do I keep saying that?!??!!?

Well, I just don't get it? Seriously, I'm totally agreeing with the lady in shot #9! What on earth has made Posh think her "skim-shit don't stink"? She's not even pretty...not even striking...or exotic...she looks like a little 9 year old boy trick-or-treatin for Halloween. Sorry, truth hurts!

This is funny as all hell. I think somebody is totally f*cking with her...making her pose in this sh*t telling her it's "art" or "fashion."

What a dumb clunt.

Frist... if you had those shoes, you'd have to stand with them 2 feet apart just to keep your balance like VBeck. Maybe they're opposite magnets that can't get close to each other on purpose.... VB's legs are never together anyway.

the best thing about these pics is that frickin ginormous diamond on her left hand--GIMME THAT SHIT

If i were eating pie when I clicked that damn closeup, my monitor would be covered with goo. It's a good thing I don't like pie. Dammit TSF, DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!

God! That makeup! Instant Amy Wino! :(

I was actually kind of digging on her look recently too.

Its sad to see what fame and fortune does to some people's self dignity , add her to the heap of self absorbed, stupid, spoiled, pathetic ,talentless, attention seeking Hollywood media whores...

wow, ms. backham, what an accomplished life you lead!

what a retard.

She looks like a sixth grader playing dress-up.

She is the definition of FAKE!!!!! F-A-K-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

this chick is the very definition of skinny fat. her legs are disgusting.

Hey veggi, you are on the wrong post.

Or wait, maybe I am.

Hold on, I gotta scroll up

No, I'm right.

I can't believe she lost all that weight through hypnosis!!!!!!

Now , for a one time only deal, get the Victoria Beckham robot for just $19.99. She washes dishes, cuts the grass, and cleans the house. Everything your resident beaner does, but for a one time price of $19.99. She can even unclog your toilets with her snake like tongue. Don't miss out on this great deal. Call 1-800-IRO-BECK...........

Wait is that 19.99 period or 19.99 a month???

And no I don't want it if it's on it's period

People I have told you over and over again Victoria Beckam died of annorexia several years ago but David Beckam and Tom Cruise rebuilt her in his Scientology lab with parts Tom was saving for the late L.Ron Hubbard. Can't you recognize an undead fembot when you see one? Note the obvious plasticky pleather skin, the hard metal boobies with visible lazers and the blank non human stare.

As payment for bringing back Victoria in her new form as the POSHBOT she was forced to befriend Katie Holmes and fill her with; "Tom Cruise is awesome, straight and totally sane" subliminal messaging.

This folks is a lesson from the "when you have more money than brains" chapter of "Life is a Fucking Bitch: The Idiots Guide to Living in This Shit Hole Called Earth"

And if your wondering why when turning Posh into Poshbot Tommy boy gave her boobs but didn't fix her fug nose just remember Tom Cruise likes ugly noses, that's just how he rolls.

Is this the bobblehead figurine of Posh?

Someone should tell the writer British people aren't famous here. You'd think he would know that...

... oh not that it needs to be said but obviously robots can't smile.

I loved her in Bend Over Beckham

glad I finished eating before I got here. That is one mega fugly praying mantis of a near fem-bot. They would make outstanding scarecrows if mass produced.

She looks like those bobblehead dolls.

Ha ha ha ha.

This looks like some stupid shit that moronic pretentious "artists" and "fashion designers" think are so revolutionary and original and that us little people are just too stupid to appreciate it.

I fucking hate those fucks.

something about those shoes makes me want to beat the shit out of a baby panda

POSHBOT!?!?

i lol-ed

Imagine how she would look wrapped in tin foil... Don't you want to know?

We can find out together WEEEEE!!!! Wrap her up airtight and prop her up on the shelf. She's SOO shiny!!

Whoa, this hag's looking busted yet hot at the same time. These pics remind me that one day we will have hot female robots who make tuna casserole and fuck. Weird men will develop robot fetishes and swear off women altogether.

PS: If Beckam's still with her after all this time she must have a magic cooch!

@61 OMG that post is inspired! "That's just how he rolls." Also @63 that was funny as shit too!

Sit on it, Fonzie!!!

The gerk running this board keeps deleting my comments.

Knock it off, assplinker.

::sigh:: is she still around??? damn! I thought my comments on her in W put her into hiding for a nice long while -- guess my work isn't done yet..........

for the love of all that is holy please clean meeeee! just put this woman into a hot shower with a washcloth & some pHisoderm and wash meeee! Except for the little spider that's made a home down here, I'm so lonely...

It's a nod to Lady Miss Kier.

UGLY UGLY, How ugly can you be ...

her shoes remind me of the cheap-o plastic shoes that came with a generic dollar store barbie....

Oh, I see Katie Holmes has introduced Mrs. Beckham to the new Scientology fall fashion line..

This particular dress is called the "L. Ron HUBBA HUBBA!"

tee hee!

It's the latest line from the L. Ron Hubbard collection designed by Suri Cruise.

@83

Gee, wasn't your post original. You basically stole the one right above yours - mine... ya cheeky monkey.

She is hot, a true fashion icon who is not afraid to explore anything! And she is not skinny fat or any kind of fat.. yes her skin is not so good, probably genetic plus too much tanning, but apart from that she is hot and she is not a copycat, nor does she have a generic "star" look. She is a star in a class of her own. I LOVE HER!!!

its like she has to be wearing something weird all of the time

Three words: WTF!

omg what photo shoot is this!!!!

@63 - quite with regard to her anyway I am British and I HATE having this witch on here I hope to god that no one thinks that Bitish people LIKE this creature - we don't WE HATE HER, BRITS HATE HER AS MUCH AS OTHER COUNTRIES. She's a figure of fun and laughed at.

She's not a robot. If you build a robot, you don't forget to build the ass.

Her head is HUGE! (No doubt inflated by her own misguided ego.) And her face looks like the surface of Mars.

That dress is cute. It would look better with some knee-high patent leather boots.

Yeah, I've always wanted something like that in my closet for "private time".

Instead of Posh spice, she needs to change her name to Scary spice. That is the coldest, most artificial looking female I've ever seen. Eeeew.

ohh your comment is soooo funny
very funny
would you plz tickle me

no personality at ALL

I agree with #92 Tracy, boots would help that outfit.

BunnyButt, I do love the shoes.

Also,
That would make a great Hallowween costume.

I like those shoes, except they're upside down. They would be perfect with the heels clicking together in the air!

WHO ARE THE SHOES BY?? I NEED THEM!! HOW MUCH DO THEY COST??

She's an ANGRY little space monkey..........

this bitch is getting so annoying......someone please remind her that her 15 minutes of fame is done!!!

LOL Jrzymommy.............little space monkey.

Not as hot as 7 of 9

Leave Britney alone!

In the future, the women will no longer have butts. Instead, they will have foreheads covered with big zits, which will be hidden at times by a thick layer of makeup engineered by NASA.

I'm so glad the naked pics of Sienna Miller are still up, she makes my little cock hard in my pretty panties.

Fucking troll

Leave britney alone? LOL!!!!!!!!

I guess she's going for most ridiculous person ever. She's even worse than fat goth kids who act like they don't want to conform, when the truth is they were outcast already.

Futuristic Dress with washer hose line on the sleeves for piping............... $200.00.

5 inch Silver Stilettos not really made for walking in but double as a boomerang..........$150.00

Posing in Paris embarrassing yourself and your famous soccer player husband................. Priceless.

WTF is wrong with this chick?

Did someone tell her she was special or something?

Is she trying to be funny?

I don't get it.....

.

Is she Jenna Jamesons sister??

that is so cool she looks awesome, i am starting to like her more now!

So, she's a femme-bot now?? First Jenna Jameson is a duck, and now this?? ** distress **

Meet George Jetson
His Boy Elroy
DAUGHTER JUDY
Jane his wife

Duh duh duh duh da na na na na na

It's the return of Ilsa, She-Wolf the SS!!!

I vill dominate you...

roboTITS

Here's another fucking kooky bitch that needs to go away like yesterday!

#117 lol!

Only attractive females can get away with short hair. She needs to grow her hair long so the emphasis is not on her face. She also needs to eat because she looks anorexic; basically she looks horrible. yikes!

All of the Spice Girls are hot and they are all monsters in the sack. That is all anyone needs to know. Posh is the best of the bunch.

"Oil me. Oil me."

She clearly has a penchant for the most disgusting, crappy shoes availabe... same goes for clothes, hair, face... Gosh, she's disgusting... Posh? Spice? She's lame

Somebody shoot this cunt

"that is so cool she looks awesome, i am starting to like her more now!"

Ah no, no , no that's what they said about another preening freak with short hair in Berlin, 1933 and look what happened!

Look she's pish, crap, bollox, and yoU (SA) can hav' er...

We are Borg, resistance is futile.

This woman is now nothing more than a complete joke. Thanks for sharing.

Ms. Beckham needs to come out with a clothing line of negative sizes.

has anyone ever seen her crack a smile? move her lips? cough? sneeze?
Probably has her jaw wired shut so she can't eat other than what she can get through a straw. Poor hubby, betcha he never gets any use out of that orafice of her body.

SOMEONE (her dad) should have worn a condom.

Maybe her dad didn't wear a condom, but it looks like she's wearing some sort of crazy space age contraceptive device.

Oh wait, it IS a contraceptive device. Who would fuck someone in that???

Damn. Ground Control to Major Tom, someone actually did the futuristic thing.....back in 1972. Bowie looked hot too.

#73 "If Beckam's still with her after all this time she must have a magic cooch!"

Beckham is bi, the fairy goes both ways. Like me.

And mmmmmmmm Vickys getting my little Vienna Sausage hard!

@85;

Are you on drugs? She is one of the most vile critters around. Not only is she a dog-faced bitch she is a disgusting, boring example of fashion sense.

She is also a self-righteous jackass. Don't believe it? Next time you see her, walk up, offer your hand and start a conversation. Then you can see for yourself by the look of horrid disgust on her face that she HATES commoners, she hates people with no money and she hates everyone that treats other people properly.

She is a waste of good air and a dull, boring, stiff upper-lipped holier than thou cocksucker.

Did I leave anything out?

Oh yea, David Beckham loves COCK

I think she looks really cool in these photos. Very "sci-fi-cyber-chic." Her features and overall shape are uniquely cute and even make her look like a living anime character -- very much how I used to hope people would look by the 21st Century.

I don't know anything about her personally, though I wouldn't doubt if she is lacking in the personality or compassion departments, as seems common among these types; that's unfortunate, if true.

Still, she is very cute, and I actually do respect the fact that she goes out of her way to try some pretty way-out looks in public. What passes for acceptable street fashion these days has long been quite dull, so it's nice that there are those who still try to add some sartorial spice to the public space.

She may really be an unpleasant person, but she is, at least in these pictures cute almost beyond measure; "adorably sleek," even.

@100... http://www.giambattistavalli.com/ made those god-awful shoes... they're not on the site, but others are... no prices. If you have to ask, you can't afford them.

I'm freakin' telling you, Real Doll... those good people, whoever they are, who make Real Dolls should knock out a Posh Spice one just to see if it looks more real than the "real" thing we see here.

If anyone finds this woman attractive you are severely fucked up! Hell Britney is still hotter than this....i dunno what you'd call it....not a her not yet a him. See what i did there? Because Britney's song is not a girl not yet a woman.

i think the pics are kinda mesmerizing...look at them as art, instead of putting empasis on the subject in a 'personal' way.

As far as her imperfections...get over it, we all have them.

I am waiting for water to spill onto her, and for her to short out... sparks flying out of her ears..... a real life robotic inflatable doll!
I wonder what David Beckham invested in that.... or if she is just there on a trial run

It's Judy Robinson from Lost In Space, right????

She is the definition of ugly.

WHAT A BIG HEAD.. AWFUL.. SEEMS A PLASTIC DOLL

I want one just like her. Keep her tied up, ankles and wrists, to the bedposts. Then, just bang away! Posh, is soooo hot!

Why does her head and legs look so large for the rest of her torso? She isn't that attractive. I'd rather see another picture of Britney Spear's cooch.