Oct 16 2007Victoria Beckham is a little chilly without her bra

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It truly is a slow news day when I’m slapping up a shot of Victoria Beckham’s hard nipple. But I make it a rule of thumb that, when in doubt, you can’t go wrong with fake breasts. I believe that’s in the Constitution somewhere. Yes, our founding fathers were true visionaries - that loved boobs. Damn, this country rocks. I’m raising a flag right now in your honor, U.S. of A. I won’t tell you where, but it’s poised atop two boulders and, aw, you got me, it’s totally my penis. Ha ha, no one’s fooling you, America.

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WOOT!!

Her body needs some help. Boob supports. Steel beams for her calves. Stuff like that.

Cute kid. Wonder if he can bend it.

This was taken in West L.A. at the Grove shopping center. There are lots of places to eat there. Hint, hint Vicki. Bitch looks like a blow-pop. E-nough already. Swallow something other than air & jizz.

i feel sorry for the kid having to tug that bag along while she struts for the cameras

Jesus, how many slow news days in a row can you have before you admit you're just a little bit shit at finding good stories ? Oh well at least the commentaries are back to being occasionally funny.

fake boobs = permahard nips. if you're ever wondering if they are real or fake, the nipples are a good sign.

She's got fake tits, her hubby has a fake brain.

A match made in the laboratory.

She's chilly alright. As in Cold, the opposite of Hot. I see much better looking women than her every day.

And why is she famous? Oh, yea, her husband is a soccer player. And a fairy.

David Beckham loves Cock.

She looks like such a great, attentive mom.

@6, which stories do you recommend for today?

they look like quarters!!!

Uh, she clearly IS wearing a bra.

Muuuch better!! You gonna throw in your mama and some hot apple pie next? I got the best damn pie you've ever tasted right the fuck here.

#10 I'm with you on that one, shit that is so sad , Victoria is prancin along thinkin "oh are my nipples stickin out, , oh look at my fake boobs everyone, i 'm a star I'm so fashion....I'm so beautiful....meanwhile the poor little guy is thinkin 'what's wrong with me that me mommy treats me like i don;' exist beyond a fashion accessory"......that is sad shit man, i HOPE i'M WRONG ON THAT ONE FOR THAT LITTLE GUYS SAKE. PLEASE TELL ME THAT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS SHE REALLY IS A LOVING ATTENTIVE MOTHER.

I bet her breath stinks.

If it were not for her torpedo tit boob job, her tits would look like two green peas.

so she shops at abercrombie

The Dude behind Posh is chilly without his bra as well!

I read somewhere that she doesn't smile in public because she thinks she looks better with that smug pout on her face. I can only imagine how ghastly that rictus grin must be.

I like Victoria 's sense of style, demeanor and hands-on parenting style.
The little boy's suitcase is empty, for heaven's sake and he's not about to let his Mum pull his suitcase and spoil his fun! The suitcase is one of the great pleasures in traveling for little children. Victoria, unlike some stars, is attentive enough that SHE is with her child instead of the usual nanny.
I will admit that she should be more careful in choosing her bras so that she is not so exposed, but having said that, I don't understand why people don't like her. Unlike some celebrities, she almost always exhibits ladylike behavior: She's married-with children; she appears to be a genuinely reserved woman; she eats in private instead of on the run; she can walk and shop without constantly slurping a Starbucks or smoking a cigarette or chewing gum like a cow; she doesn't, unlike others, insanely smile and speak to nobody in particular; she's sober; and lest I forget, she actually understands the fine art of entering and exiting a vehicle with dignity.

set the bar a bit lower, why don't you? oh, wait, it's already on the floor. never mind.

Ok all you fake breast experts. Whats makes you so sure that those breast are fake? The shape? Hard nipples? Lack of sag?

As for the son, he probably wants to carry it and a bit of responsibility is character building.

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Where did she get that purse that looks like a little boy?

i sorry for the boy! that bag is too big for him!!!

I'm mostly concerned that her bags are too big for her. And gee, where would a person get the idea that they're fake? Ummm, maybe the fact that she admits as much herself? And the fact that they look like 2 billiard balls glued to a mop?

Those tits are fake? aren't they?

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fuck you everybody ! she looks good ! i am happy in my pants!!!

Does this bitch ever smile? Maybe glance at the kid once in awhile? I think I hate her more than Britney, but less than Lohan.

WHY? Is she news? really? Her kid is cute and all, but doesn't she have 3? Are they at home in a closet somewhere with all her Manolo's? Seriously! What is the most important thing in her life? Check on priorities, aisle 7!

WTF???

She's doing nothing wrong here and everything fine. My kids loved carting their own suitcases through the airport at that age. They relished new responsibilities because it made them feel like big kids. I'm sure Victora, a mom, understands the same thing about her little man.

So what if she doesn't smile in public? Would you smile all the time if a crowd of people were taking pictures of your every move? Yes, she and her husband chose their life, but it doesn't mean they have to be thrilled with every moment of it.

Even as noncitizens of the US, they're respectful to America, they don't embarrass themselves in public, and they actually appear to care for their offspring.

What the hell more do you want from them? Victoria Beckham is not the problem. She makes some less than perfect choices, but none of them involve cocaine, a vehicle on the highway, or somebody else's spouse.


I'm not wrong here.

You can see the bra poking out of her shirt!

Sadly, Fish seems to have only the most rudimentary knowledge of female anatomy.

Cruz is adorable. I gotta admit Posh looks a little more human in this photo compared to her bizarre fembot pics last week from those fashion photo shoots. Big Bird hasn't been the same since.

Victoria needs to get surgery on those damn feet. Those bunions are horrible.


She was so damn pretty ten years ago...

I would so ruin that mouth.

God all that money and her kid looks like Chav scum.

what a dummy. She color co-ordinates herself like an obsessive 15 year-old. "I'm going to be in everything grays and blues today!" Garanimals.

HolyWowzerz haha this is madness!!

do you think the kid's mouth looks stretched out from trying to breast feed from those Nat Geo, big-as-her-nose, can't-possibly-dispense-milk-but-maybe-they-squirt-saline nipples?

and @16 yeah, like semen and DBs anus...

fake as can be!!!

HAHAAAAAA, I know all your tricks. You are doing this on purpose with fake-nipples putting them like stickers on your TITS!!
How do I know all this? Because your FAGGOT-Man and tommy cruise have such things too. But then it are fake-balls for showing at FAGGOTS your Dickie's are pretty awesome!!

i hate this low self esteem bitch. i love the expressions on people's faces everytime she walks by.

The umbrellas behind her in the main photo look like giant red cocks. Coincidence?

@#43 fixated much?

I would like to suck on her tits.

"I’m raising a flag right now in your honor, U.S. of A. I won’t tell you where, but it’s poised atop two boulders and, aw, you got me, it’s totally my penis. Ha ha, no one’s fooling you, America."


LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gorgeous looking but a little skinny. She's has a lookalikecalled Chanelle off our English big brother. Chanelle is sexier tho!

When the fuck is this stupid twat going back to England anyway? Hey pig face this just in: No one fucking cares about you or your husband on this side of the pond, sorry.

You know, that one comment that she hasn't really done anything bad, is right.
She isn't showing her freaking meat flaps like Brit, Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, and others have.

At least she is consistent. Those nips are ALWAYS perp. You Go Girl with the Fakies.

I meant, "PERT"

I don't even see why this woman is considered news anymore. She does absolutely nothing except look very very fucked up(and not in a good way)

Her HARD NIPPLES are those plastic-nipples, you can put unto your own nipples like stickers.. can be bought in most girlstores..
so get over that WOOW WOOW about that
its FU*KING plastic like everthing else on her..

Zoe, you say that like body modification is a bad thing. Say, if those nipples are fake, wouldn't it make sense to have them augmented as well? Can they do that? Little nimplants?

I don't understand why she's walking around with her right arm bent that way so her hand is constantly grazing against her hair and/or head. That just looks odd, and it annoys me. You can, inf act, carry a huge bag with your arm without keeping your hand in your face. My mom does it all the time (my point here being that I generally see only old ladies carrying their purses like this).

Posh is hot. I just wish she would go back to being a brunette.

And this is why i wear padded bra's...

Oh is it really, Amber? You wear padded "bra's" because your fake nipples are too obvious on your fake breasts? Got any pics?

Amber,
This is why I wear padded bras..................
You have big fake nipples? Or really big naturals?

I respect her style so much!
like..
the kid kinda matches her outfit
she' my hero

when i have a kid
i want to wear it like that it would balance out my boob job

Is anyone else fucking sick of stupid-looking giant sunglasses on stupid-looking tiny-headed women?

i wish they'd just start wearing helmets instead. at all times.

i would really like to tell her than she's really ugly, disgusting, gross, awful...

Hi my name is syed and i thick victoria is the most pretty girl of the world and she will always be.I like her and i love her.bye love you victoria.

Syed, you are really sad if you think this ugly plastic woman is in any way shape or form pretty. She has plastic breasts, forever posing, now dragging her young son around as a fashion accessory so she can be photographed like the other celebs, for instance Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Garner, Katie Holmes, etc. (by the way, wot happend about Katie and Posh??? Er, can u see Katie posing around town with THIS MORON???) She loves herself too much and I really dont understand why she is forever being photographed. Oh I know, THEY ARE BEING PAID TO DO THIS.

Sam Heim, Dont know if they can.. shouldnt suprise me, though..
I just ment, that no girl ever has had hard nipples all the time, so it logic that its those plasticstickers things, the once Lopez used in the old days, to get some attention.

Victoria can do what she wish with her body, but Im in my good right to think, that she is like a cartoon, her HAIR, EYELASHES, BREAST, NIPPLES, is fake, and its not a good job even.. those boobs look comic, not even pretty like natural big breast..

BunnyButt -
you are so right..
she overdo it all the time, like a cartoon..

She does look like a manaquin ie plastic most of the time. But watch out, she'd probably take that as a compliment. Cute kids though. Poor things, they must get lost when they go shopping with mum. Probably go up to the actual store manaquins when looking for her.

She appears to be wearing a bra though. That's that tan thing peeking over the top of her tank, unless it's another tank for that layered look. If it is a bra then man she's got some hard nipples. Do they double as a place to hang her keys? At least she'd never lose them. Of course they're probably fake nipples to make it look like she lives in her own personal arctic zone. Anyone ever see the fake nipple episode of Sex and the City? That's immediately what came to mind when I saw this.

=)

I agree that she does seem to be a good mom, and who cares if he wants to pull his own suitcase. Good for him.

I think I hate her less than the rest honestly...it's fun to talk shit though.

=)

nips, hehe

Her son is adorable. Thats about it.

#68 Zsa:
Fake nipple stickers, like the once J.LO had on, when she wanted some attention too for her musicvideo.

When Victoria husband and she go to bed, she first has to take all her fake-things off, first go the hair, second the eyelashes, third the hard nipples stickers and then he can see her, WITH fake boobs, nose, chin... and botox in tons..

J. ITS COMIC !

wherehas Becham gone, there are only Victoriaand her son, i seem to see her profile on a celebrities site called sugarcupid.com, with attractive photos there.

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