UPDATE: Britney Spears is a lusty wench – for Halloween, not in real life

Obvioulsy on her way to her hostess interview@ Denny's.

Trying to be first and embarrasing myself!

She looks good there!

First.

FRIST!!...Damn u!! Booobbssss

How does someone who has that much money..manage to look like crap on a regular basis. I mean, what is up with those extensions?? She did one thing right tho...seeing how busted her face is, she at least cover 65% of it with those bug sunglasses.

The real first!!

Anyways, Britney should have dressed up like a responsible parent for Halloween, guaranteed no one would have recognized her.

Britney!!! The makeup on your chin doesn't match your face!!! Blend that shit in before you leave the house!!!

Homegirl has some kind of crust on her sunglasses. Her facial fungi are spreading onto them!

She looks casually elegant and fashionable.

But it is amazing how the public never tires of her - day after day

Sunglasses at night! WTF!!!

Oh, and LMFAO at Alli Sims' face in pic #7.

she's so predictable, Dress like a slut

When I was taking Psychology 101, we used to wear sunglasses at night and have another student lead up around to be able to fully understand the difficulties that blind people must face in their everyday lives. It appears that she is trying the same experiment with her ugly male friend leading her around.

mooo! this is not how i wanted to start my morning. shes nasty for so many reasons. when is the od finally going to happen?

I want to hit it so bad

#8 Breezy,
Thats not makeup, sadly. That's Cheeto dust... Hence the even nastier zits the next night (last pic shows it best)

Is she ever going to let her hair grow out. She would have a lot more than one inch of hair by now if she didn't use the extensions. She is so gross.

She should have dressed up as "Mother of the Year," now that would have been a costume.

Doesn't she have Doctor's competent enough to have cured her pin eye by now?

Her new lips look ridiculous. And who is that Sam guy she's always hanging around with? He seems shady to me. I bet he's her drug dealer. If she kicks off a la Anna Nicole, there will be an investigation on his ass for sure.

Britney Spears looks sad in these pics...swear I could have picked up something better at Macy's blindfolded and made a better costume.

hope sean and jaydn had/have a nice halloween kiddie party with kori & kaleb

a picture of the four of them in costume would be precious

its very well knows he's her dealer,fuck buddy & enabler.

I think she looks hot.

Why those celebrities always dressed up like tramps? I thought Halloween was all about vampires and monsters and ghosts, not prostitutes.

It would have been cool as shit if Britney dressed up as a gigantic herpe bump, complete with a white-head. Even better, I'd like to see Britney dressed up as a gigantic syringe. Awesome.

Who knows? Maybe she's wearing that costume because she wants a "salty hotdog", eh?

Look at the Brit's eyes in the last pic. She is clearly impaired. I am voting for alcohol and some kind of barbituates. She has the flaccid look to her eyes and face that says "dowwnners puleeheazee..."

Dior should pay her NOT to wear their glasses.

I hate her awful glasses. She looks like goddam Vincent Price in Return of the Fly.

G&D glasses, Dior, whatever... they need to get their products off her greasy piglet face.

hahaha good one #31 my comment!

Nice costume. What's with all these celebrities with crappy cheap costumes. You think she could have something custom done considering that she has (used to have) professional seamstresses that sewed her costumes for tours and performances. It's ok to be slutty for Halloween but at least pull it all together like the Girls Next Door. They know how to to do slutty Halloween right.

It isn't just that it's got to be the cheapest pirate wench costume on Earth, but I ask you--who wears the bodice ribbons pulled up around their neck like halter top straps? She looks like a lobotomy patient dressed her...no, wait. Yep.

And the first picture of her in the black mini-skirt ensemble? The skirt is stained, like she spilled a drink down herself.

Another day, another fashion fiasco. That's our Britney.

Just look at a video with the paparazzi taking pictures of her and the constant flashing of cameras, I'm sure you'll understand why she's wearing those glasses all the time.

Ewww. Looks like she could use some Clearisol.

who is that guy? i thought she was effing tony romo...

Shit! I am getting sick of the phucking fishnets! Wash 'em already!

Why doesn't she have a driver to take her to appearances?

No parking = maybe a lot of people came to see her (go figure), and to blow them off is pretty lame. But also in character for Brit.

It seems her response to 90% of her responsibilities is "didn't feel like it."

britney: where's my moonshine I am a whore for halloween and I need my moonshine I hope Briande get my moonshine Trainwreck

Where's the rat-faced cow who is usually by Britney's side? Probably getting a nose job as we speak.

More like MUSTY WENCH... I'm pretty certain that ribbon lacing up her boddice is NOT supposed to be tied behind her neck.

This chic is ANNOYING and STUPID on SO many levels!! AND, her lips are crooked - I'm sure she went to the first plastic surgeon she found in the phone book.

Wow #40, I think you've had your fill of moonshine for the day.
Britney is disgusting. That outfit looks like it came from Rite Aid at 75% off.
At least she got her nails done for the occasion.

I see she's wearing her jiz catching safety glasses.

well on a lighter note, she looks skinnier in these photos. Perhaps with her album out now she is being ordered by the record execs to lose some weight. Whatever.

Did she get a warning for not wearing her seatbelt?

Holee Molee!

Anybody know the over/under on her death date?

Her face is all greasy and zitty, she needs to lay off the powders.

I think I def pulled that one of better:

I think I def pulled that one of better:

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I would agree with you #48..............very nice.

We do have seatbelt laws in this state, don't we?

i'm pretty sure she raided Avirl's closet for that little number.

so the nails are back. how many days until the bitten ones reemerge?

Surprise, there's an empty heart of chocolates in the picture.

Good job with the natural-looking smear of orange concealer on the right side of her chin.

yes sanela, you def look better. uh, where did the outfit come from anyway? i like the socks better than the fishnets...

It looks like Goodwill had their annual halloween costume clearance sale!
Brit must have thought the bodice straps would be more practical tied around her neck.

Who the fuck dresses this bitch?

LMFAO!

I like how she took the string from her waist that your supposed to tie in a bow and wrapped it around her neck! LOLOLOLOL!

Was the photo on the package from Wal-Mart not clear enough?

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People who think seat belts are any kind of actual safety device just might be a bit less stupid than Britney, which isn't a compliment btw.

Stop being a pussy.

i love her!!!
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DAMN, she is lazy. Her costume looks like something she would wear anyways! She needs some black boots, a pirate hat, a choker, and to do her makeup and nix the sunglasses! Looking good on halloween is fun!

and by do her make up, not just slap on some wrong color foundation on a breakout and wear lip gloss. she should find foundation that matches her skin, blend it all over her face, and properly apply eyeliner, eye shadow, mascara and blush.

she could also stop biting her nails

wash and dry her hair

wear underwear that is hidden under cute clothes that fit

i guess i am just beating a dead horse

She's an "average at best" bimbo, stop treating her like friggin royalty, ok?

Stupid Junkie.

What's up with the sweaty herps she has goin on under her new and unimproved puffy lips in the last two pics? eeew. Lay off the cock Brit Brit!!!

she looks like she was making out with then swallowed a honeybaked ham... WHOLE

I am SO SICK of hearing about her, she is just a fucking douche bag.

blah blah blah her album's getting mostly good reviews. It's going to be at the top of the charts and songs will be played all the time at dance clubs. All this coverage is free publicity, and we're about to see it get cashed out. So go on, put more money in her pocket, suckers.

i have that same bra from Target.

@58 - i didn't mention anything about seatbelt safety, just alluded to the fact that it's against the law to not wear one.

What I don't get is why Britney has not figured out that she is Britney, Inc., a huge business outfit, that if run with class and style could make buckets of cash. Instead, she runs it like it is Britney's Triaer Park, Inc., and dimished her brand. Sure, she still makes tons of money. But man, the chick could totally make more with some coaching and style help. But she is too much of a jail bait lot lizard to want help.

YAY!!!!! Look how wrecked they are!! I bet they are having a blast just hanging out, getting high and dancing. I wanna party with you Brit!! Invite me!

Fuck, that's like, my wet dream. We would be ript out of our skulls.

She's got all those mouth zits from doin too much powder...

Her extensions are ratty, her concealer is 5 times darker than her skin color, her lips are huge and she's bloated. She also blew her custody rights, again.
Time to move on..I finally give up on her now. It's over, B!

That's so fucking hilarious... I actually thought that was her everyday "goin' to Starbuck's" outfit... I had to read the article to know it was a freaking costume.

her sunglasses are ridiculous.
i suppose no amount of money can buy style.
(or even a half decent stylist it seems?!)

her sunglasses are ridiculous.
i suppose no amount of money can buy style.
(or even a half decent stylist it seems?!)

one word: proactiv.

She's a land Ho. He he.

Yar it be the filthy sea hag Shitney McBaldywhore, the filthiest pirate hooker in all the land. Blarny she be a horror, swab the deck with the arse of a newborn baby and eat four whole chickens for breakfast she will. She be as bright as the night and as sharp as a jellyfish.

I have that bra from Target, too! It's lasted so much longer than those cheapo Victoria's Secret bras.

@69-- I think she gets that, but I also think that she doesn't want to be controlled anymore like she has her entire career and her way of rebelling against it is not promoting her album, and firing anyone who attempts to control her. Think of her as Timothy Hutton's character from "Ordinary People" and everyone else is Mary Taylor Moore. She's depressed and crazy and wants to figure out who she really is, while everyone wants her to cover up her true emotions and pretend everything is perfect and normal.

Don't get me wrong...I love Target! BUT ~ If my income was $70k per month...I would not be wearing undergarments from there.

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u shoul be asaned of ur self i meen come on u r 24 yr. old u have 2 kid's 7 ur pregent agin as ur sis (ur lil sis) Jamielynespers i loved her show now she is pregnet u were my fav.celeb. everno u ur not i loved u when u piladed on cross road's thats my fav. show plz brit S.T,O.P ur self go 2 rehab(again)!!!!

u shoul be asaned of ur self i meen come on u r 24 yr. old u have 2 kid's 7 ur pregent agin as ur sis (ur lil sis) Jamielynespers i loved her show now she is pregnet u were my fav.celeb. everno u ur not i loved u when u piladed on cross road's thats my fav. show plz brit S.T,O.P ur self go 2 rehab(again)!!!!